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Does being dragged 13 miles up and over 3,000' Ozark "foothills" by Orcinus count?! Hey, Scott: Weren't rnarn and Waynegro also Charter Members of the SCIII's Defenders? And I think Donkfan, Mal, and Raider Loco should probably also be included in the mix of Loyal Opposition. But rack your...

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Perfect. It's raining. And the MSL's Kansas City Wizards square off tonight against the Elwayville Nishlords at Arrowhead. That turf is gonna be chewed up worse than Raiduhfan on a smack board. Corners slip and receivers slide... So look for this game to be decided by the team with the biggest Johns...

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poptart wrote:Are you up for our yearly best record bet .... ?

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Make sure ol' pops sends you real jack at season's end, Paulie, 'cuz 19,131.30 KRW sure doesn't buy what it used to.... :wink:

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Chief fans- What is going to stop defenses from stacking the line against LJ? In the past they had to respect the Chiefs passing game. What makes you think they'll do that this year? Nothing. But then you just answered your own question... If your question is based on the Chiefs "play" ag...

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A public service for the inevitable alternative to Kornholer, Mike "OH MY GOD, HE JUST GAINED A YARD ON THAT RUN" Patrick and the rest of the TV asshats. Pdf: Link of Westwood One's NFL schedule Link to who will be calling the games The only thing I don't have is a complete affiliate list...

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It's a fucking fairy tale, dumbshit. People don't walk on water. They don't change it into wine. They don't magically create bread out of thin air and they damn sure don't rise from the dead... :lol: Wow. I never imagined that some Loser on the Internet could be so much smarter than a whole host of...

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A Christian, by definition, is a credulous moron who will swallow a ridiculous pack of lies without question. So in a nutshell, mvscal, what you're saying is that Origen, Augustine, Aquinas, Eckhart, Luther, Erasmus, and Schleiermacher were all basically full of shit. [deadpan]Clearly, such insight...

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I'll rack it too. Racks are given away here as indiscriminantly as Truman's mother doled out her bearded clam back when her tits weren't outsourced by the government as freelance street sweepers. Pretty soon, with all this needless whoring out of Racks, their value will start to go down with inflat...

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It's not a "smokebox", and you obviously didn't go there. It's called Smoke House BBQ, and that is the fucking BOMB of all BBQ ...period. Please refrain from ever commenting on BBQ. wags, you and i seem to butt heads a lot but we agree on this. lk has no clue. if you're going to go to smo...

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'Sup, 'Large... Screw the clips. The local Alternative played the entire double album yesterday during the evening drive. Along with Danni California, Snow, Slow Cheetah, and Especially In Michigan are destined to be RHCP classics. If you are truly a Chili Peppers fan, I think the CD is definitely w...

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Solid topic, ghost… er, “WhatsMy_kName”… :roll: :wink: :mrgreen: No dispute: Ed Reed is simply the best. But Troy Palumalu is the position’s heir apparent. Not unlike Antonio Gates is to T-Gon in the tight end department. As for Honorable Mention for the best NFL safety ever… Loved the homer-pick, ‘...

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So your point is that because thuggery happens in other cities, these other cities are equally thuggish as Philly? Doubtful. Oh, I dunno... Perhaps the threat of an on-site magistrate and a cellblock-or-seven at Ask Lesko might discourage MuleFan from burning cars and looting liquor stores should y...

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Somebody please tell me that MuleFan didn't start this thread... http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a290/trumaninkc/Denver60.gif http://www.kingworld.com/syndicated/jeopardy/logo.jpg I'll take irony for ∞, Alex.... It was bad enough they actually wore brown. Now they have to go ahead and make the tea...

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Deron freaking Cherry

Color me miffed when I found that it was ICan'tStopMasturbating that ejected the Board, steada WheresMyAssWithBothHands. Both Losers are expendable as

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Why do you need a roof on a stadium in Kansas. It rains what, about once every 12 years? Geography (and apparently not meterology - ever heard of Tornado Alley? ) is clearly not your strong suit, eh, Fes? http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a290/trumaninkc/trip-2003-06-01-MO-Border-Welcome-t.jpg :meds:

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Two of those 3 home losses were with Big Ben, and the near loss to the Ravens was with Big Ben going head to head with Anthony Wright. Chances are 50/50 we would skullfuck you in Pittsburgh. Chances are 50/50 that your parents have yet to get off meth. WTF is a near loss anyway? Is that the kind of...

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Is the Tax gonna hurt me? No. By my income rate it works out to $150 per year. Forgive me for picking out this little nugget, but it illustrates Scott's overwhelming devotion of being impressed with...$cott. Dude...KC $cott..., as great a go getter as you are, I doubt you pull down $250k a year, wh...

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The premise for negotiation was JackCo would be in default on 12-31-06 beacuse the 1990 Lease called for the Stadiums to be maintained in "state of the Art" condition. Now, according to the KC Star that would have only cost $80M to fufill this lease. http://www.kansascity.com/mld/kansasci...

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I'm sure if hosting a Super Bowl meant a goddamn thing to Pat Bowlen like it does to Lamar Cunt, we'd have built a faggoty looking roof just like you. The reality is we like our football outdoors here in Denver, with snow, wind and mud. Get ready to say bye-bye to all that good stuff in KC at the f...

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Scott: I do not disagree with a single criticism that you posted in opposition of Tuesday's referendum. It would have been nice to see the teams pony up more cash. The Taco Bell and the new Texaco Starmart on Blue Ridge Cutoff are not exactly post-game destination points. And the surrounding four me...

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Whoopsie! Edit.

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Let me repeat: New stadiums for the teams is not an option. Tim, what facts do you have to support that statement? The Giants and Jets are spending $750 M for their new crib in Jersey; the Yanks… Almost one billion. And the Nats can’t even assign a number to their new digs in DC. Still feel good at...

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Tear down Arrowhead. Fuck old time's sake. Shit changes and teams with old ass stadiums just can't cut it. Take that money, fuck the rolling roof (which would make KC the faggot capital of the NFL, quite honestly) and build an open aired stadium, even if it costs a little extra coin... Oh, you mean...

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Here’s what an extra 25 bones a year will gitcha: 1) A bitchin’ new Rams lid, or; 2) 12 pine tree air fresheners to hang from your car’s rear-view mirror, or; 3) 8 boxes of Twinkies Don’t fuck with a Workin’ Man, Wags… Seriously, Paulie, plan on ol’ Truman to cancel your vote come Tuesday. Given my ...

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Felix wrote:
The Assassin wrote: • The first-ever tripleheader on Thanksgiving ...and capped off by the Broncos at the Chiefs (NFL Network).
bastiges........

Paybacks are a bitch.

Sin,

Chiefs @ Mules
2005 Home Opener
Ask Lesko Field @ Piled High
Monday Night Football

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Having been to Detroit 5 separate times on business, I can tell you first-hand it is the single trashiest fucking city outside of Kansas City. http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a290/trumaninkc/denver_smog2.jpg -v- http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a290/trumaninkc/P6260025mod2-web.jpg :meds:

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Any team that can hang a

on the hated Hee Haws is nailz in my book.

Pittstownh all the way.

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sheep prole wrote:

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Guess the rules only apply to the Right, eh, Bushie?

Either take out the trash or surrender the yoke.

Really doesn't matter which: Either way, SZ benefits...

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Steelers: 27
Fuckin' Rat-Fuck-Cock-Suck-Piece-of-Shit-Brokeback-Mountain-Body-Doubles: 19

Seachickens: 24
Carolina: 17

Gitter' done, Pittsburgh!

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War Wagon wrote:If I'm not mistaken, that's Dante Hall making circus moves after a reception and clowning the Donks a coupla years ago.

"You are correct , sir"

That would be Dante hanging a clown suit on the Mules....

Truman

OK, so let's just analyze this: Great idea! Let’s start by seeing if you have a brain in your head! :lol: In the AFC I went 50% on the division winners and in the AFC West, I correctly predicted the Chefs finishing behind Denver. ‘Cept you kinda missed the part where the Chiefs finished second , no...

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BSmack wrote:Oh snap!

sin

KC and Oakland shower rods

Try again, B...

Not so much here.

Mike Solari is a solid hire for OC. Besides, with Grand-Ma-Ma and T-Rich in your backfield, how tough could play calling be?!

BTW: War Pittsvilleh!

Truman

Otherwise they might be able to get some KFC. http://img490.imageshack.us/img490/5079/kfc2gr2fd.gif :lol: :lol: :lol: I call bullshit. There is no way a field full of black guys would let a bucket of fried chicken run around uneaten. Rack jip! Gotta local place here in KC that is very popular with ...

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This is about to end verruh badly for you (again) sCuds. Not quite the results Cunta most "likely" envisioned when she started this thread, I'll warrant. Rack the blasts, Tru. Naw, rack your Replay, Wags... Hell, I might've been content to hand ol' sCuds a free pass on this here thread ha...

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Momma always said to never argue with anyone dumb enough to eat gourds…. http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a290/trumaninkc/clinton.jpg “It depends on what your definition of is, is.” Parse much, Mule-for-Brains? But to answer your question: Yes. You’re spinning worse than a New York Times syndicated...

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Cuda wrote:

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Just in case anybody doesn't think I called my shot... http://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewtopic.php?p=133477&highlight=tony+dungy#133477 No argument with that. Sorry to break this to you, fat boy, but Manning will remain a big-game loser as long as he's playing for a coach who is a big-game l...

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Lemme see if I’ve got this straight: 13-3 regular season record… Check. Home field advantage throughout the playoffs… Check. A head coach with a reputation of choking in the post-season… Check. An entire city’s Superbowl dreams obliterated by a fricken’ kicker . Check. Where have we seen this before...

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Now what to buy for Wag-2-K ... A Chiefs helmet magnet for the forklift? New aluminum siding for the ol' double-wide? A suitcase of Beast Light? Naw, ever-body 'round here has all that.... I know! A favored wintage for a staunch Defender , fellow Mule-Skinner, and Brother-at-Arms... http://i13.phot...

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Rat's cocks. :shock: Yo, Q! Pinkie! Did y'all 'splain the rules to Nish 'fore y'all let him in here? Er, not the forum rules... I mean of the actual game? Careful boys... Effer thinks that the game features a white, round ball that has cute li'l black spots and is played by a buncha sissies runnin'...

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