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by Truman
Sat Oct 21, 2006 12:45 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Latest polls: Hitler was right
Replies: 84
Views: 4284

BSmack wrote:Iraq isn't Nazi Germany.

Next?
...And George Soros ain't Joe Stalin, but many believe that he poses just as big a threat to America's well-being as the terror war in Iraq. You got anything of value to add to this thread, B, or are you simply content with posting non-sequiters?
by Truman
Sat Oct 21, 2006 4:57 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Latest polls: Hitler was right
Replies: 84
Views: 4284

Simply put, Germany and Japan were not abstractions or metaphors. It's a bit difficult to rally a population when everyone is sitting home, farting about playing video games - quaking over non-events, association fallacies and glittering generalities - rather than actually know that an actual Wehrm...
by Truman
Sat Oct 21, 2006 4:06 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Cleveland the number one fan base?
Replies: 27
Views: 1002

I have no problem with the list as it reflects the last 9 years. But if you are looking for the best Fans over a long period of time…say over the last 30 years, the best Fans are… Redskins #1 Broncos #2 Packers #3 Number 4 is not even in the picture! This cracks me up… ... The last time a Broncos g...
by Truman
Sat Oct 21, 2006 3:30 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Latest polls: Hitler was right
Replies: 84
Views: 4284

Ah. Verruh Mangino of you, Degenerate. A bad offensive game plan... And a defense that folds under pressure. Sorry, pal, but you're gonna hafta string together at least six good posts to become bowl eligible. Might wanna start by stayin' on topic and answering the fuckin' question. You gotta a bette...
by Truman
Sat Oct 21, 2006 2:49 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Latest polls: Hitler was right
Replies: 84
Views: 4284

Latest polls: Hitler was right

…Read a terrific book this past summer. “D-Day June 6, 1944: The Climactic Battle of World War II”, a New York Times #1 Bestseller by Stephen E. Ambrose. Per Ambrose’s account, Hitler suggested to his General Staff that Western Democracies – specifically, the United States - would not have the “bell...
by Truman
Sun Oct 15, 2006 8:00 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: KC @ Shittsburg
Replies: 60
Views: 3384

I'll take that as a negatory on Truman's part? Whatever, Dude. Knock yourself out. :meds: …Meanwhile, the Board will take that as a “negatory” that you actually stand to pee. How’s Shine’s tag fittin’ you these days, B? Comin’ up on two weeks now, aren’t we? And here I was only askin’ for a one wee...
by Truman
Sun Oct 15, 2006 2:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Great Big Gobs
Replies: 13
Views: 430

Oh for cat's sake... Thought I'd forgotten the ditty; now, I can't get it outta my head! Argh! Curse you, Mikey! The version I grew up with: Eighteen tons of ooey-gooey gopher guts Minced-up monkey-meat Thirty-dirty-birdie feet Isn't that a gooey treat? French-fried eyeballs Rolled-up in a bottle of...
by Truman
Sat Oct 14, 2006 8:44 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: KC @ Shittsburg
Replies: 60
Views: 3384

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:mrgreen:
by Truman
Sat Oct 14, 2006 8:43 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: KC @ Shittsburg
Replies: 60
Views: 3384

...no...
by Truman
Sat Oct 14, 2006 8:42 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: KC @ Shittsburg
Replies: 60
Views: 3384

...has...
by Truman
Sat Oct 14, 2006 8:41 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: KC @ Shittsburg
Replies: 60
Views: 3384

B-Smack...
by Truman
Sat Oct 14, 2006 8:41 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: KC @ Shittsburg
Replies: 60
Views: 3384

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a290/trumaninkc/Jellyfish.jpg Fifty posts, eh? Might be worthy of consideration were you to chuck in a coupla light-water reactors, but this sordid clambake ain’t exactly North Korea and I ain’t no Duk Ku Kim (or whatever that fucked-up slant’s name is). I made my ...
by Truman
Tue Oct 10, 2006 3:17 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Who's with me?
Replies: 10
Views: 340

Who's with you?

Nobody.

Go away.
by Truman
Tue Oct 10, 2006 2:42 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: KC @ Shittsburg
Replies: 60
Views: 3384

Proactive Fuck, Wags... Lookin' t o throw down on ol' B, and you beat me to the punch! --------------- Memo to No-Sack I could really give a flying rat’s ass that my Chiefs are a seven-point dog against your Squealers in the crib glossed for the near-ancestor pickle-mogul of the Howard Dean-sucking...
by Truman
Mon Oct 09, 2006 11:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Caption Time!
Replies: 21
Views: 1132

Re: Caption Time!

BSmack wrote:Image
"Bill Cowher, Ben Rothlisberger, and the entire city of Pittsburgh all suck cocks this big!"

:mrgreen:

C U in Feetball, B!
by Truman
Sun Oct 08, 2006 2:03 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Mizzou @ Texas Tech (tbs 6central)
Replies: 27
Views: 578

Ironic that the best Texas quarterback plays for Mizzou, eh, Wags?
by Truman
Sun Oct 08, 2006 2:00 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Mizzou @ Texas Tech (tbs 6central)
Replies: 27
Views: 578

Tech fumbles. Ballgame.

War 6-0!
by Truman
Sun Oct 08, 2006 1:46 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Mizzou @ Texas Tech (tbs 6central)
Replies: 27
Views: 578

Rats. Pitch n' catch all the way down the field... But Mizzou holds!

Restarted your heart yet, Wags?
by Truman
Sun Oct 08, 2006 1:39 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Mizzou @ Texas Tech (tbs 6central)
Replies: 27
Views: 578

...I don't know who to pick, should be damn close. http://www.alfred-reisner.de/~thomasw/chicks/Vida%20Guerra.jpg Rack. I really don't know who to pick either, but I'd say that the edge goes to the one in the middle.... -------------- 17 point lead with 15 minutes to go oughtta be good enough for a...
by Truman
Wed Oct 04, 2006 3:18 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Trade Randy Moss ... ?
Replies: 24
Views: 808

ricecakes wrote:IN for a sig bet... No matter how bad you humiliate me.
FTFY

:mrgreen:
by Truman
Wed Oct 04, 2006 3:12 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Trade Randy Moss ... ?
Replies: 24
Views: 808

Re: Trade Randy Moss ... ?

Swallow your 1-15 season... http://theoneboard.com/board/images/smiles/icon_question.gif ...And just whom, do you propose, that Al - R ai duh will actually beat this season? The 'Niners? Gotta feeling that they just might be a bit grumpy come this weekend. The 'Tards? Only 'cuz you're at home. A pi...
by Truman
Sat Sep 30, 2006 2:41 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Why Are GOP Honchos Perverts?
Replies: 166
Views: 8917

"That's just wrong!"

Sinc,

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by Truman
Sat Sep 30, 2006 2:32 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Colorado will win their next 3 games
Replies: 97
Views: 2203

Oh, for piss sakes, Mike, how in the Hell can you be an angry drunk with the likes of New Belgium, Breckenridge, O'Dells, Avery's, and Flying Dog breweries in your backyard?! Sheesh! I would think that "MikethedrunkenfanangryatCU" might be a bit more accurate moniker... Despite the vitriol...
by Truman
Wed Sep 27, 2006 2:41 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Global warming debunked. Again.
Replies: 58
Views: 3166

Dinsdale wrote:
I think anyone who believes in human-caused climate change is arrogant.
FTFY

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The story is fiction... The bibliography isn't.

Chicken Little indeed.
by Truman
Tue Sep 26, 2006 3:42 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: MNF in the Crescent City
Replies: 36
Views: 1240

Ross is playing Fall baseball - and there's only one other team in the Saturday double header league It's like fucking ground hog day every weekend. Holy cats, Scott! Ever think about combining the teams and kicking the collective ass of the 60-or-so Lee's Summit fall-ball teams just to your southw...
by Truman
Tue Sep 26, 2006 3:29 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: MNF in the Crescent City
Replies: 36
Views: 1240

============================= I'm listening to Led Zepplin. The first 15 seconds of the Immigrant song synced up perfectly to that double reverse they ran. I'm sure there is some deeper meaning to that. ============================== Ah, ah, We come from the land of the ice and snow, from the midni...
by Truman
Tue Sep 26, 2006 3:22 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: MNF in the Crescent City
Replies: 36
Views: 1240

Gawd, would Joe Horn look good in Red!

Oh, wait...
by Truman
Tue Sep 26, 2006 3:21 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: MNF in the Crescent City
Replies: 36
Views: 1240

Hey Scotty!

Pop Warner team bowl bound? We're due a beer-or-seven together... Gimme a yell.
by Truman
Tue Sep 26, 2006 3:15 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: MNF in the Crescent City
Replies: 36
Views: 1240

Aerosmith must have been booked. Btw, Dave Simms is calling the game on Westwood One, and they are actually talking about the game, on the field . I know, I know, simply shocking. No way I can listen to these fuckheads on ESPN any longer. Hell, I turned in on at the start of the 2nd quarter and by ...
by Truman
Tue Sep 26, 2006 2:57 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: MNF in the Crescent City
Replies: 36
Views: 1240

OK, which one of you weisenheimers gave Sean Payton Herm's Red Zone playbook? Sheesh!
by Truman
Tue Sep 26, 2006 2:48 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: MNF in the Crescent City
Replies: 36
Views: 1240

Cross Traffic wrote:When I think of music from New Orleans, U2 and Green Day do not come to mind.

How about some blues musicians or a dixieland band out there?
Agreed. But this feel-good evening is, afterall, an NFL production.
by Truman
Tue Sep 26, 2006 2:45 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: MNF in the Crescent City
Replies: 36
Views: 1240

Drew Brees is only 27 years old. Good Lord, N'awlins is set for the next 10 years...
by Truman
Tue Sep 26, 2006 2:35 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: MNF in the Crescent City
Replies: 36
Views: 1240

e wrote:
Truman wrote:Judging by his gorilla arms, I didn't realize Hoculi had a contract with BALCO...
ftfy
Werd.

New Miami/Oregon/Nike-type Zebra threads do nothing to dispell your theory, e.
by Truman
Tue Sep 26, 2006 2:30 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: MNF in the Crescent City
Replies: 36
Views: 1240

Hey Wags - how were the Googs? On a beer run and missed the show. They've only been off the map for about eight years...
by Truman
Tue Sep 26, 2006 2:26 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: MNF in the Crescent City
Replies: 36
Views: 1240

Judging by his zebra skins, I didn't realize Hoculi had a contract with Nike...
by Truman
Tue Sep 26, 2006 2:17 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: MNF in the Crescent City
Replies: 36
Views: 1240

Solid ass game!

Just polished off a bowl of red beans 'n rice (traditional Monday evening Cajun fare) and five Abita Fleur-de-lis...

Geaux Saints!

Git yer work in today, Orc? TR in 46 days!
by Truman
Wed Sep 20, 2006 4:30 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: What the replay official saw
Replies: 9
Views: 347

"Ladies and gentlemen, please refrain from making death threats and sending hate mail to the referees, no matter how bad the officiating is."

Sin,

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by Truman
Wed Sep 20, 2006 3:42 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Mikey's T1B ALL KNOWING NFL Thread
Replies: 6
Views: 291

Yo, Cat! Q! Do I really need to draw you a picture? http://www.cloverdale.bc.ca/slideshow/trotters.jpg http://www.globalprojects.be/images/harlemglobetrotters/2003roster.jpg http://yil.jp/iguana/disease/disease/image/igu-v011227ay-01-diarrhea.jpg Trots this bitch! Jeez, Tru, whaddya expect from a co...
by Truman
Sun Sep 10, 2006 2:57 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Items Prohibited from Arrowhead Stadium
Replies: 17
Views: 1074

Nothing like a smuggled pint of "Cheering Fluid" to take the "chill" outta the air of the semi-annual December beatdown of the hated Hee Haws. I don't think you know what semiannual means. Point taken, Red. Nothing like a smuggled pint of "Cheering Fluid" to take the &...
by Truman
Sun Sep 10, 2006 12:24 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Items Prohibited from Arrowhead Stadium
Replies: 17
Views: 1074

You might still be able to bring food into The K, but you damn sure can't bring any of the other items on that list in, at least not legally. And why in hell would anyone want or need to bring food into a Chiefs game after you've been tailgating for 3 hours? 'Sup Wags?! Nothing like a smuggled pint...