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by Truman
Thu Jan 30, 2014 10:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: THE POLAR VORTEX
Replies: 63
Views: 3062

Re: THE POLAR VORTEX

Implying that cold weather somehow disproves climate change might be funny if it was at all original any more. Implying that cold weather somehow proves climate change might be funny if it was at all original anymore. Tit/tat. Go to love IKYABWAI in its pure, uncut KC form. How do you figure? Or is...
by Truman
Thu Jan 30, 2014 10:10 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: San Diego Here I come
Replies: 48
Views: 2082

Re: San Diego Here I come

According to cheese-curd.com, curds originated in the Middle East. And pasta originated in China. What's yer point, you old grouch? Given your state's demographics (<40% claim German ancestry), I'm guessing there are a few more Arnolds running around in the woods up there than there are Achmeds.
by Truman
Thu Jan 30, 2014 9:59 pm
Forum: Cooking Forum
Topic: Brisket to Corned Beef to Montreal Smoked Meat PEJ
Replies: 17
Views: 3294

Re: Brisket to Corned Beef to Montreal Smoked Meat PEJ

I'm assuming that's Super Bowl fare, and that'll rack. And congrats on your new Smokey Mountain - you'll be in your 70's before it ever wears out. What kind of smoke wood are you planning to use? Saw a guy on the Web reference oak or hickory, but I'd like to think that maple would be more traditiona...
by Truman
Thu Jan 30, 2014 3:04 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: San Diego Here I come
Replies: 48
Views: 2082

Re: San Diego Here I come

Enough said. The sum total of good German food is bratwurst and beer. You say this as if it's a bad thing. Schnitzel, Brotchen, und Brezeln not to your liking? And what of the Käsebruch you cheesehead tards are so fond of? As for Kartoffelsalat being a "nasty, inedible concoction" - clear...
by Truman
Thu Jan 30, 2014 2:17 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: THE POLAR VORTEX
Replies: 63
Views: 3062

Re: THE POLAR VORTEX

Mikey wrote:Implying that cold weather somehow disproves climate change might be funny if it was at all original any more.
Implying that cold weather somehow proves climate change might be funny if it was at all original anymore.

Tit/tat.
by Truman
Tue Jan 21, 2014 11:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: We're talkin' Rock & Roll
Replies: 284
Views: 16715

Re: We're talkin' Rock & Roll

I don't know what genre you place The Cars in. Try, "80's New Wave." http://www.thefirst10000.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/mtv-logo-logoinn-300x238.png out front shoulda told ya. The Police weren't far behind defining the genre, either. Talking Heads, INXS, Tears For Fears, Depeche Mode...
by Truman
Mon Jan 20, 2014 7:50 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: We're talkin' Rock & Roll
Replies: 284
Views: 16715

Re: We're talkin' Rock & Roll

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by Truman
Mon Jan 20, 2014 1:22 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Conference Championships
Replies: 63
Views: 4610

Re: Conference Championships

KC Scott wrote:I don't think it's a good rule, I think it's a CYA rule that you can thank the lawsuits for
Leading with the crown of your hat on a defenseless receiver is a bad rule?

Mokay.

:meds:

Think they used to call it "spearing" back when we were kids, Scotty, but if you say so...
by Truman
Mon Jan 20, 2014 12:19 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Conference Championships
Replies: 63
Views: 4610

Re: Conference Championships

Good rule when they get it right. Zebra's flamed that one...
by Truman
Sun Jan 19, 2014 9:57 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Conference Championships
Replies: 63
Views: 4610

Re: Conference Championships

Hate to say, but I've seen this before.

A couple of times.

New England turning in a very Chiefs-like performance. Fuckin' Denver. [/grumble]
by Truman
Sun Jan 19, 2014 8:28 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Conference Championships
Replies: 63
Views: 4610

Re: Conference Championships

Funny. The "World-Wide Leader" did a feature on the of Emerald City's "unique tradition" ( :meds: 'sup aTm ) of raising the 12th Man flag. Yet loud as that half-roofed, sound-trapping erector set is, it only edged out KC as the loudest venue in the NFL by 0.1 of a decibel point. ...
by Truman
Sun Jan 19, 2014 5:25 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Conference Championships
Replies: 63
Views: 4610

Re: Conference Championships

Rack!

Tommy got me hooked on GOT last weekend, Scott... 'Bout halfway through Season 2. Can't wait to hook him up with this link!
by Truman
Wed Jan 15, 2014 8:16 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: WTF?!?!
Replies: 8
Views: 253

Re: WTF?!?!

Dinsdale wrote:Stupid, since... Oregon would run South Carolina or Mizzou out of the building.
Boy, I'll say...

Good thing neither team had to face five-loss, duck-killer Arizona or they woulda finished no better than ninth.
by Truman
Wed Jan 15, 2014 8:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Why I Fist Bump 9/11
Replies: 235
Views: 16799

Re: Why I Fist Bump 9/11

PressTV? An Iranian Website? C'mon, Sammy... :meds:
by Truman
Tue Jan 14, 2014 9:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Almost Heaven...er
Replies: 69
Views: 1717

Re: Almost Heaven...er

Sorry, b-juice, but it's Orwellian up and down. (CNN) -- West Virginia's water crisis won't end any time soon, officials said Saturday. Testing must be completed to determine whether chemicals from a leak are still contaminating the water system in nine counties in the southwest section of the stat...
by Truman
Sun Jan 12, 2014 10:51 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Divisional Playoffs
Replies: 43
Views: 2404

Re: Divisional Playoffs

Goddamn-no-fight-faggot-Chargers. What a bunch of sackless fucks.
by Truman
Sat Dec 21, 2013 2:49 pm
Forum: CFB and CBB Pick'Em
Topic: 2013 CFB Pickem - Lines for Bowl Championship Round
Replies: 19
Views: 3481

Re: 2013 CFB Pickem - Lines for Bowl Championship Round

Game 1 CSU Game 2 FST Game 3 BUF Game 4 LAL Game 5 ECU Game 6 ORS Game 7 BGU Game 8 NIL Game 9 MAR Game 10 MIN Game 11 WAS Game 12 RUT Game 13 NCU Game 14 LOU Game 15 KSU Game 16 MTS Game 17 MIS Game 18 TEX Game 19 ASU Game 20 BOS Game 21 UCL Game 22 RCE Game 23 ATM Game 24 NTX Game 25 NEB Game 26 S...
by Truman
Sat Dec 07, 2013 2:55 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: MAC Championship
Replies: 6
Views: 93

Re: MAC Championship

So much for a 10-0 weekend. I think every peep that palyed this game took NIL. Naturally, the Huskies shit the bed. Such are the Ides of BTPCFB and putting a slug in yet another mid-major fraud.
by Truman
Sat Dec 07, 2013 1:31 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Mizzou-Auburn shit talking thread
Replies: 32
Views: 2841

Re: Mizzou-Auburn shit talking thread

God damn, buddy. Relax. Hell- I picked Mizzou to win (only because Auburn usually wins win I pick against them). It'll be 80-20 in favor of Auburn's crowd. You do understand that, don't you? Willie, you're Good People. If I ever make it to Macon, you'd never touch your wallet. The bar we'd be drink...
by Truman
Fri Dec 06, 2013 5:14 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Mizzou-Auburn shit talking thread
Replies: 32
Views: 2841

Re: Mizzou-Auburn shit talking thread

Truman - Alabama's defense ranks higher this year in every category than Mizzou does. Just sayin'... Every category? Damn. We just as well forfeit. That, or I'm guessing that a fried-chicken-greased finger inadvertently slipped on the submit button before you could correct yourself and post somethi...
by Truman
Fri Dec 06, 2013 3:17 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Mizzou-Auburn shit talking thread
Replies: 32
Views: 2841

Re: Mizzou-Auburn shit talking thread

'Pologies, Wags. Ain’t got no shit to run in this thread. Vegas opened at Mizzou -2. The Public has since bet this line to Auburn -2, and 88, in his providence, has set our line as the Barners - 2.5. Enjoy the cushion, Wags. I think Willie nailed it in his 12/1 Top 10 thread: Aubie’s O Line pwns the...
by Truman
Thu Dec 05, 2013 9:08 pm
Forum: CFB and CBB Pick'Em
Topic: 2013 CFB Pickem - WEEK 15 Lines - THURSDAY AND FRIDAY GAMES
Replies: 16
Views: 2733

Re: 2013 CFB Pickem - WEEK 15 Lines - THURSDAY AND FRIDAY GA

Game 1: MIZ 66
Game 2: FSU
Game 6: CFL
Game 7: BAY
Game 8: OKS
Game 9: MSU
Game 10: MAR
Game 11: NIL
Game 12: FST
Game 13: ASU
by Truman
Sun Dec 01, 2013 8:05 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Miz..
Replies: 29
Views: 576

Re: Miz..

Oh, dear… Not THE dreaded, “ you’re not very good at this ,” smack-blast. Have you no humanity, Dinsdale? Dozens have been sent screaming from chat boards after such scathing denunciation… Around 2002. Help me remember… Was it you or was it me that brought up scheduling? Regardless, since I am clear...
by Truman
Sun Dec 01, 2013 6:26 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Miz..
Replies: 29
Views: 576

Re: Miz..

Dinsdale wrote:See, my team has won 10 games (be 11 in a month), yet the whole country is laughing at us and talking about what a choke this season was, and the fans are disappointed.
So Oregon is the new Mizzou, only better at it. Got it.
by Truman
Sun Dec 01, 2013 6:24 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Miz..
Replies: 29
Views: 576

Re: Miz..

Fucking travesty if Mizzou makes the MNC game. They're 1-1 against teams that can compete beyond the Pop Warner level, and any team that schedules like such a joke should be automatically DQed from the MNC game. "Travesty" is a bit harsh, but I would agree that Mizzou is not one of the tw...
by Truman
Sun Dec 01, 2013 6:10 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Miz..
Replies: 29
Views: 576

Re: Miz..

Dinsdale wrote:Did I hear things right? This is Mizzou's 4th 10-win season? Oregon had that many in the last 4 seasons (as did a few others)
Correct. We could always blame coaching, but apparently that excuse is mutually exclusive to DuckFan.
by Truman
Sun Dec 01, 2013 4:52 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Replies: 36
Views: 4001

Re: FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mizzou has GOT to win the SEC title game. I don't care if it is their 2nd year in the conference and they never did shit in the Big 12. Er, well, this... You also need to root for Sparty like a big dog, too, Sammy. Apparently, all is not lost in Sabanville. Per the latest outrage being kicked aroun...
by Truman
Sun Dec 01, 2013 2:26 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Replies: 36
Views: 4001

Re: FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, and Mizzou: you're next to succumb to the last-minute heart-dagger. :twisted: Don't know about any of that... But what I DO know is that you people hafta travel outside the Central Time Zone for the first time all season. BTW, will Aubie be bussing over or will Gus let his players take their ow...
by Truman
Sun Dec 01, 2013 5:11 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Miz..
Replies: 29
Views: 576

Re: Miz..

BTW, anyone else see Johnny-Douchebag crying on the sideline? Mean ol' Mizzou hits HARD!
by Truman
Sun Dec 01, 2013 4:57 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Miz..
Replies: 29
Views: 576

Re: Miz..

Should be expected, Dave.

We're Mizzou.

Regardless, when it looked like pre-season that our ceiling was 9 wins - we would've taken it in a heartbeat.

Now we have a chance to fuck over ESPN's new darling, Auburn. This very well could be the best season in Mizzou history!
by Truman
Sun Dec 01, 2013 4:10 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Miz..
Replies: 29
Views: 576

Miz..

Zou!!!

Fuck you, Scmick.

It's on, brothers! Mizzou v. Aubie!!

Gonna be a GREAT week! And regardless of who you root for... It's great to be a Tiger!
by Truman
Sun Dec 01, 2013 3:16 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Replies: 36
Views: 4001

Re: FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dinsdale wrote:Not based on any in-depth analysis, strengths and weakenesses, or any such reasonable rationale, but just a gut feeling...

Ass To Mouth is going to sodomize Misspoo.
I hope one of your buds slips you day-old salmon. 15 minutes from Atlanta!!!
by Truman
Sun Dec 01, 2013 1:06 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Replies: 36
Views: 4001

Re: FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dinsdale wrote:
Ass To Mouth is going to sodomize Misspoo.
"Misspoo"?

Weak sauce. C'mon, Dins, yer better than that...
by Truman
Sun Dec 01, 2013 12:38 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Replies: 36
Views: 4001

Re: FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OK, NOW I believe in Auburn. Holy cats! What a ballgame!
by Truman
Fri Nov 29, 2013 6:57 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Chiefs 11-5
Replies: 222
Views: 13127

Re: Chiefs 9-2

BSmack wrote:
mvscal attended Nebraska?
Naw, he's a Longhorn via St. Louis. A return to his Flyover roots in the past couple months now finds him in Omaha! Omaha! Hurry! Hurry![/Peyton] Just bustin' chops...
by Truman
Fri Nov 29, 2013 6:51 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Chiefs 11-5
Replies: 222
Views: 13127

Re: Chiefs 9-2

They were run, can't take the heat when the Chief's are tits up, which is quite often...... True. But certainly not run by you guys... Were you a part of the old SCIII days, Joe? DagoFan was always left a bit short on numbers,if I recall, though Charger Mike was - and still is - a good read. Still ...
by Truman
Fri Nov 29, 2013 6:19 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Your 11/24 top 10.
Replies: 34
Views: 1222

Re: Your 11/24 top 10.

Lord-a-mercy! The way you swish your skirts, Schmicky! Keep that up, and you’ll draw your fellow Cali AP’s affections! Pretty sure my diploma still reads The University of Missouri . Regardless, I’m still deciding whether to amuse myself by pulling your wings and watching you fap your feeble fly-bra...
by Truman
Fri Nov 29, 2013 4:28 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Chiefs 11-5
Replies: 222
Views: 13127

Re: Chiefs 9-2

mvscal wrote:Image
Lemme know if you need [sarcasm][/sarcasm] tags next time, Bugeater.

I suspect the return of li'l Wayne is the invention of one, bored KC-based Admin, but we'll see how it plays out...
by Truman
Fri Nov 29, 2013 3:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Today's my first Thanksgiving without any football
Replies: 78
Views: 2808

Re: Today's my first Thanksgiving without any football

Screw_Michigan wrote:
Next year: Sushi Thanksgiving, and football, at my place.
Rackable if there's a drink-or-17 in there.
by Truman
Fri Nov 29, 2013 3:55 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Chiefs 11-5
Replies: 222
Views: 13127

Re: Chiefs 9-2

Quick!! Somebody pm rnarn, Jayhawk, Nixhex, and Kaley, and we'll have the whole Defenders of the Red Faith back!!

Be verruh afraid, T1B NFL fourm...