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Meanwhile the Rightards want to weasel their way into your bedroom to find out who you're sleeping with & whether you possess any sex toys. Same animal with a different name. Good point. You should post links to all those taxes those big-meanie Conservative-run cities have passed to limit your ...

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Screw_Michigan wrote:Yeah, that's why he called you a hypocrite. Should have called you a fucking idiot as well.

I see the irony of your reply to 88 earlier is still lost upon you. If you're a journalist, then Midget Sale is a Supreme Court Justice...

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Try again, Comrade. I'm pretty sure conservative indignation has been reserved for what passes as liberal critical thinking.

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Well, Diego, there's stupid... And then there's liberal stupid. Don't you have a flag to burn?

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I have noticed a common theme among all the Trump supporters, that their favorite slur for people who didn't vote for Trump is some variation of "snowflake." It's their name de jour. But I wonder, where did this come from and why are they all using the same term? Rush? Matt Drudge? David ...

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And you're suggesting that the wings on 757 are not lightweight, and are somehow designed to withstand running into a series of steel poles at 500 mph? :lol: How "lightweight" would a 757 wing full of jet fuel be if one suddenly cut through you at 500 mph? Wouldthe.wing explode, or would ...

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What part of "we must close the border immediately" confuses you, you fucking tard? No confusion here. I saw an orange windup doll talk in generalities about "closing the border" and "we need to be very careful." Nowhere did I hear Orange McDipshit say how he was going...

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Which border are you talking about? The American one, you fucking tard. As a native Californian, I understand your confusion. You people haven't been Americans for well over 30 years. The entire US border? No, just the places that allow illegal aliens and terrorists to cross. Completely? Naw, Marty...

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Listening to Trump call in to CBSN. Ten minutes of painful non-specific babble. "We cannot allow these people to come into our country. They're not assimilating into society. There's something different going on." "Muslims have to be checked very, very carefully. Muslims aren't assim...

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He did. Along with Mondale. Diego's just being a tard.

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Diego in Seattle wrote:Trump taking MN is no surprise.

Sin,
Sen. AL Franken

ftfy

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Die Hard
Last of the Mohicans
Braveheart

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Jayzus. Six minutes of my life I'll never get back. Fresh out of paint growing or grass drying videos Mikey? Let us know when that roach motel actually collapses into the Pacific. TIA.

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isn't one of the points of getting AAA is so that you're not changing a tire on the side of a busy road? No, you pathetic, emasculated pajama-boy, the point of getting AAA is so your wife or girlfriend is not changing a tire on the side of a busy road. Can't lose a man card if you never earned one...

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Cruz 93%
Marco 93%
El Trumpo 92%
Dr. Nutcake 92%

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Go Coogs' wrote:Edible penis was invented in the U&L.

-Dins

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Sudden Sam wrote:
That said, I could care less. (T)eams I care nothing about.

Funny. Same way I feel about Alabama, Nick Satan, and the rest of the over-hyped, over-rated, sister-fucking pile of shit SEC. Stupid fucking Indians fan.

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It's called "tradition", you STD-riddled dickhole. Every team does it. But I could see where such nuance might escape the casual follower of the Portland Trappers or Beavers or Panhandling Meth Addicts or whatever the fuck forgettable name your lame-ass minor league ball club is called in ...

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Pelly asked him how he was gonna afford all this with a 19B deficit and he basically said we're all gonna be rich and fuck you :lol: You've said the debt doesn't matter. Barry obviously hasn't cared about it. Why now should a President Trump be supposed to care about it? This. Who the hell does Sco...

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Whereabouts? It's a big place... I was in Springfield (after passing through IKYABWAI). One of your KC bretheren recently referred to it as "God's Country." Can't. Stop. Laughing. Only South Texas has been harder on the eyes, but at least the natives are nice there. The natives musta had ...

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Dinsdale wrote:
Another sidenote: The Missourians were by far the rudest, least friendly people we've dealt with on our extensive travels... and that took a serious effort to beat out the New Mexicans.

Whereabouts? It's a big place...

Regardless, I reckon it musta been the nice Missourians that settled Oregon.

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Thanks, mensch. It's a good hood to be in.

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In thes parts, two-digit Interstates get the "I" designation (I-70; I-35); three digit interstate highways are simply " 435" or "470". Unique to the Flyover, i believe, is our reference to U.S. and MO highways. We drive 40 Highway or 50 Highway or 7 Highway. Not U.S. 40...

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Sudden Sam wrote: Greg McElroy's the only other Alabama QB drafted in this board's lifetime.

"Yeah, we'd like to forget Brodie Croyle too!"

/s/

ChiefFan

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mvscal wrote:What exactly is NASA doing with those 17 billion dollars a year anyway? Are we really getting our money's worth? Or is that an unfair question to ask?

You do realize feel-good Muslim outreach programs don't exactly come cheap these days, right?

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Jsc810 wrote:Blah blah blah oh those rules don't apply now or you have to interpret them in a certain way blah blah blah.

:?

Would that be a comment on poptart's Bible, or your personal take on the Constitution? Irony much, Counselor?

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"Do not look to the Court to limit Big Government.

They ARE Big Government."

- M. Levin

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Maybe you guys need better attorneys. Or judges. Within the past couple of years, the Missouri State Court of Appeals (Eastern District) ruled the red light camera ordinances of several municipalities to be largely unconstitutional. Following this ruling, a class-action lawsuit filed on behalf of dr...

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One lunch only? :? You'd need a couple of weeks for a proper sampling... Joe's KC Barbecue (formerly Oklahoma Joe's) is your go-to if you're only gonna do a one-'n-done. OK, a second stop on the way back. Brisket and rib dinner at Joe's KC and? You won't be disappointed... Or leave hungry. As for y...

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One lunch only?

:? You'd need a couple of weeks for a proper sampling...

Joe's KC Barbecue (formerly Oklahoma Joe's) is your go-to if you're only gonna do a one-'n-done.

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E. Midwest Dumbfuck, you know maybe it might be a good idea to grow a little something other than corn and soybeans. :-? Six months deep in the Flyover and already an expert... So you've got a list handy of all the viable crops that "Midwest Dumbfuck" can grow other than corn and soybeans...

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Goober McTuber wrote:Isn't that Truman's neck of the woods? He always comes across as totally pissed.

Naah. Only when someone serves up pan-fried steak slathered in instant fag sauce, you knurled, old piece-of-fuck.

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Calling for up to 3 ft. of snow on NYC and elsewhere in New England. :shock: Not gloating and winter is far from over, but we've only had maybe 5" here so far this entire season. The past few years, it seems February is the worst month. Stay off the roads, 'holic and others likely to be buried...

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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v74/SuddenSam/LeeJudgeCartoon_zps1d580a76.jpg Not pictured: 1400 years of Islamic Extremism I'm confident mvscal will be along soon to correct the dates, but I pretty sure the Crusades died out around 1272. The Inquisition; during Napoleon's reign. And the last wit...

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:? There your dumb ass goes again. I'll bet your turds have better takes. Southern Missouri, and those city-burners over on the eastern side of the state, embrace you people for some reason. It's only the folks on the western end of the state that hate your over-rated, corn-pone, cheatin'-ass guts. ...

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What we learned? It sure wasn't any math... I know I'll alienate (further) all the Mizzou fans in here...and you all seem like good guys, so I'll apologize up front. S'all good, Sam. We've grown accustomed to the arrogance and condescension you people have for schools that threaten to expose your in...

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Jsc810 wrote:Props to Mizzou and I hope they beat Bama.

Ain't no way in Hell.

It would take a deal with the Devil to pull that off, but that sumbitch already coaches at Bammer...

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Jsc all took Arkie in the Pick ‘Em. You read far too much into that. Ark was favored and had been on a roll lately. How a two-win West team that hasn’t won an SEC roadie in over two years comes into the ‘Zou a 2.5 point favorite is beyond me. No, I'm not. So if a two-win Arkansas came trotting into...

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So, you're telling me there's a chance? Lots of chatter that even with a SEC CG win, MIZZOU would be left out of the playoff. and rightfully so. a 1 loss baylor and 1 loss TCU team would be more deserving. Agreed. Mizzou doesn't pass the eye test. Hell, I'm not even sure they pass the smell test...

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…er, which I suppose is a lot like posting, “your 2010 Big XII North Champions.” Given our performance in conference championship games – AND with ‘Bama the clear favorite to fill the Western side of the ledger - I thought I’d better get my digs in early. I believe Mizzou’s average CG margin of defe...

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