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by Invictus
Tue Oct 25, 2011 5:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Tuscaloosa Waffle House Brawl
Replies: 40
Views: 3416

Re: Tuscaloosa Waffle House Brawl

It's good to see fist fights making a comeback although some of those gentlemen could have helped out the greater society if they had shot ONLY each other, maybe some wounding in the groin area so they weren't able to procreate. Sorry to chime in. I'll let you good, kind hearted white folk get back ...
by Invictus
Sun Oct 16, 2011 12:13 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pass this Jobs Bill. Pass it Right Away!!
Replies: 75
Views: 3423

Re: Pass this Jobs Bill. Pass it Right Away!!

I'm casting a ballot for Clownfart as soon as I'm able to do so.
by Invictus
Fri Sep 30, 2011 6:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (!)THE T1B "Cutest Pic" CONTEST(!)
Replies: 151
Views: 7694

Re: (!)THE T1B "Cutest Pic" CONTEST(!)

Python wrote:Hedges is dead. Screw you guys.
This was one Update!, Update!, Update! that I could have gone a long time without getting.

Hedges will always be alive in our hearts, our minds and as long as we have that pic of you and him 69'ing, the laughter will never dissipate!
by Invictus
Wed Aug 10, 2011 3:43 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Philadephia Mayor: You have damaged your own race!
Replies: 43
Views: 1499

Re: Philadephia Mayor: You have damaged your own race!

There most certainly is Hammy.

It is a world of wide, flared Bropah-ish nostrils, grape soda, Cheetos and Kreyshawn devotees.
by Invictus
Wed Aug 10, 2011 3:17 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 5 greatest bands in Rock History!
Replies: 328
Views: 12885

Re: 5 greatest bands in Rock History!

They're not as adept at looking homosexual either. http://www.sweetslyrics.com/images/img_gal/12460_robertplant.jpg I watched Song Remains the Same and only upon the third viewing did I realize Robert Plant was in the movie. Too busy gazing at his meatsword. Outstanding. That movie is always on VH1...
by Invictus
Wed Aug 10, 2011 3:12 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Philadephia Mayor: You have damaged your own race!
Replies: 43
Views: 1499

Re: Philadephia Mayor: You have damaged your own race!

Rack Bace. Advice from Cosby? Do white people take advice from say, Jerry Seinfeld? Steve Martin? Cosby, who is a known philanderer and has been sued multiple times by women alleging sexual misconduct, is addressing a group which lost its relevance in America 10 to 15 years ago and for Black America...
by Invictus
Tue Aug 02, 2011 7:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Had a confrontation with the District's Caucasian underclass
Replies: 71
Views: 2305

Re: Had a confrontation with the District's Caucasian underc

Yep, I had a confrontation in the laundry room with a mid/upper 60s white woman Just be thankful you had your confrontation with a white woman, Screwey. A coon would of stabbed you so her son could more easily rob you Big Barracuda makes me laff. Screw, did you run into any Ques over the weekend? D...
by Invictus
Fri Jul 29, 2011 2:39 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: So. How fucked up is your city?
Replies: 67
Views: 3925

Re: So. How fucked up is your city?

Dinsdale, is this county near you?
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/new-faces-of-meth

And, doesn't you or somebody else on here live in Eugene? Freakin' Gorgeous has moved to the Up and Left eh?
http://www.komonews.com/news/local/126298093.htm
by Invictus
Thu Jul 28, 2011 6:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Who here posted this on Facebook?
Replies: 7
Views: 388

Re: Who here posted this on Facebook?

The D.C. Slasher?

Have they caught the Baltimore Foot Stomper yet?
by Invictus
Thu Jul 28, 2011 12:04 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: So. How fucked up is your city?
Replies: 67
Views: 3925

Re: So. How fucked up is your city?

Dallas, TX:



Yes, this is blatant baiting!
by Invictus
Sun Jul 17, 2011 11:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Elvis is the true King of rock n' roll
Replies: 159
Views: 8551

Re: Elvis is the true King of rock n' roll

This thread has longevity.

Hats off to all involved, myself included.
by Invictus
Thu Jul 07, 2011 9:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Elvis is the true King of rock n' roll
Replies: 159
Views: 8551

Re: Elvis is the true King of rock n' roll

ARE YOU FREAKIN KIDDIN ME???? I cant think of any vocalist in history, who has such a diverse and ever changing voice as elvis presley, with perfect pitch, and gritty soul, and opera like qualities, and a deep resonant baritone, a sweet falsetto, or the swcreamin punk rocker Prince has, and had, a ...
by Invictus
Thu Jul 07, 2011 9:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jury Duty
Replies: 50
Views: 983

Re: Jury Duty

You can defer, but the trick is to pick your date around Thanksgiving. Uh, no. The "trick" is to throw your summons in the trash. They'll manage just fine without you. My sentiments exactly. I said elsewhere that anyone who is not savvy enough to dodge jury duty deserves to sit and listen...
by Invictus
Sun Jul 03, 2011 1:56 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Elvis is the true King of rock n' roll
Replies: 159
Views: 8551

Re: Elvis is the true King of rock n' roll

My comprehension is perfect but your response was so cluttered and scatter shot, I thought you were talking about Elvis, not Ray Charles. And, a simple reading of ANY website will tell even a dullard like you that Ray Charles didn't invent any kind of music. A pioneer, perhaps but not an inventor. A...
by Invictus
Sun Jul 03, 2011 12:14 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Elvis is the true King of rock n' roll
Replies: 159
Views: 8551

Re: Elvis is the true King of rock n' roll

as for his arranging gospel, what the fukk do you think his earlier music was? it was jazzed up gospel and he fukking invented it. maybe you've heard of it. it's called R&B. Elvis invented rhythm and blues? This might be one of the dumbest things I've ever read on the SC related boards and I've...
by Invictus
Wed Jun 29, 2011 2:30 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Animals (Not the Pink Floyd album)
Replies: 49
Views: 2561

Re: Animals (Not the Pink Floyd album)

Screw, Morehouse College will be playing Howard September 10th at RFK. My friends and I plan to rent a house and do shit properly. So many people I knew will be in town for that event. It will be pretty sweet. I was in DC a couple of weeks ago. I was trying to set up a back up place to stay during t...
by Invictus
Wed Jun 29, 2011 2:00 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Animals (Not the Pink Floyd album)
Replies: 49
Views: 2561

Re: Animals (Not the Pink Floyd album)

There aren't that many black folks even in Portland, is there? Just named "whitest major city." Which makes the amount of black gang-related crime absolutely ridiculous. Been well over 40 gang shootouts so far this year, and we aren't even through June yet. That's just the city proper, no...
by Invictus
Wed Jun 29, 2011 1:32 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Animals (Not the Pink Floyd album)
Replies: 49
Views: 2561

Re: Animals (Not the Pink Floyd album)

I think 90% is still a little too high but don't let my fuzzy math get you off track.
by Invictus
Wed Jun 29, 2011 1:25 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: When was the last time you were in a fist fight?
Replies: 93
Views: 1839

Re: When was the last time you were in a fist fight?

Wow. Sudden Sam was Wade Garrett and Jsc was Dalton. Did you guys have the requisite tight jeans and long hair while you bounced?

Rack all threads with hideous resets from boards past. And, rack the Cinder-O-Lantern picture.
by Invictus
Wed Jun 29, 2011 1:16 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Animals (Not the Pink Floyd album)
Replies: 49
Views: 2561

Re: Animals (Not the Pink Floyd album)

Howard University must be so proud. Yeah, no shit. Put that segment in the recruitment video. I like to think that was a re-enactment for those kids African history class, but Im sure it had something to do with dissrespecting someones opinion on lilwayne. This video is both sad and funny. The West...
by Invictus
Sun Jun 19, 2011 4:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: snappers
Replies: 18
Views: 782

Re: snappers

Bizzarofelice wrote:
Invictus wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote:will ya get a look at those snappers...
Rack obscure resets from '80s film blockbusters.


WAR EDDIE GRANT SONGS
Fixed.

Billy can't fuck with him.
by Invictus
Tue Jun 14, 2011 4:10 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: snappers
Replies: 18
Views: 782

Re: snappers

Bizzarofelice wrote:will ya get a look at those snappers...
Rack obscure resets from '80s film blockbusters.

Unrack their shitty sequels.
by Invictus
Thu Apr 14, 2011 5:37 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: RIP Old Friend
Replies: 2
Views: 278

Re: RIP Old Friend

Or, a hat. Or, a brooch. Or, a pterodactyl.
by Invictus
Wed Mar 02, 2011 2:09 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Spring Training and Babes
Replies: 35
Views: 1489

Re: Spring Training and Babes

Awesome PET SS. Your "retirement" style of living is a pretty sweet one. Thank you for the shot of the one gal in the yellow top and the jeans as she stood and then left the stands. What a turd cutter on her! The picture of the pirate ship sailing off into the sunset reminds me of the last...
by Invictus
Tue Feb 22, 2011 3:36 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Madison protests
Replies: 514
Views: 17056

Re: Madison protests

by Invictus
Sun Feb 20, 2011 3:51 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Madison protests
Replies: 514
Views: 17056

Re: Madison protests

Did I say it was HIGH?? No, I did not. Obviously teachers know what the salary is before going into teachiing. Obviously, they don't go into teaching for HIGH wages. Maybe the wages are HIGH enough for them? Hurry up and die of STUPIDITY already. Hello, trev. How are you? Moist? Aroused? Wrapped in...
by Invictus
Fri Feb 18, 2011 1:23 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trolling by shit trolls
Replies: 18
Views: 1533

Re: Trolling by shit trolls

I'm not me?

That's a relief.

My trolls:

deanb
soapy smith
koala caramel
bwaaa we found you fags!
tpb rulez :rolleyes:
Smack Off Judge #4
Canibus' Patick Ewing-like nostrils
VenomVenge
Caddie
Guy Fawkes
blackula
by Invictus
Thu Feb 17, 2011 6:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Madison protests
Replies: 514
Views: 17056

Re: Madison protests

"25 miles surrounded by reality." As a former WI State Govt. employee, I've been watching these goings on and FB messages of former co-workers and friends. I never joined a union, actually I couldn't because of my position. This was bound to happen someday. I left right before Gov. Doyle b...
by Invictus
Wed Feb 16, 2011 5:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Vogelwife robs store, gets tasered
Replies: 14
Views: 553

Re: Vogelwife robs store, gets tasered

A fat, white woman in the Midwest caught stealing? Was there a black, male accomplice?

Probably some self hating mvscal like AA or Canibus.
by Invictus
Wed Feb 02, 2011 6:05 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Well I think our drought is well & truly over
Replies: 37
Views: 1058

Re: Well I think our drought is well & truly over

That's gonna hurt the sex tourism business there for sure.
by Invictus
Wed Feb 02, 2011 12:43 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Disturbing films
Replies: 110
Views: 4988

Re: Disturbing films

Dinsdale wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:Videodrome

Cult classic, for sure.
I dug seeing Debbie Harry naked, even when she burnt her tit with a lit cigarette.

"Death to Videodrome! Long live the New Flesh!"

I've got that on VHS as well. My collection of movies is eclectic if nothing else.
by Invictus
Mon Jan 31, 2011 11:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Disturbing films
Replies: 110
Views: 4988

Re: Disturbing films

Human Centipede was actually quite funny. Not as violent or disturbing as I thought it would be. Salo was quite fucked up. I own Caligula, the 156 unrated version. It's a great date movie. I had a copy of that for a while. Loved it. Loaned it to some bitch and she never gave it back. I bought my VH...
by Invictus
Sun Jan 30, 2011 2:09 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Disturbing films
Replies: 110
Views: 4988

Re: Disturbing films

HBJ, Man Behind The Sun was one of the few films I wish I hadn't seen. It was ghastly and the fact that it was based on actual events/experiments is revolting.
by Invictus
Sat Jan 29, 2011 1:37 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: caption/optional rank 'em
Replies: 18
Views: 830

Re: caption/optional rank 'em

Looks like four generations of Mrs. Ferrice's family.
by Invictus
Sat Jan 29, 2011 1:14 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Disturbing films
Replies: 110
Views: 4988

Re: Disturbing films

Human Centipede was actually quite funny. Not as violent or disturbing as I thought it would be. Salo was quite fucked up. I own Caligula, the 156 unrated version. It's a great date movie. Some others I recommend: The New York Ripper Necromantik 1 and 2 Pink Flamingos Rapeman (anime) Guinea Pig I Sp...
by Invictus
Wed Jan 19, 2011 2:22 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: [g]Seriously?[/g]
Replies: 20
Views: 921

Re: [g]Seriously?[/g]

Some rules are made to be broken. Although given a case of high-test brewdogs and 3 hours at 104 degrees... well, I won't completely rule it out, but probably not. Preach, Rev. Dinsy. Preach! Venus is tall and built like a brick shit house. At least you don't have to lick your fingers incessantly j...
by Invictus
Sat Jan 15, 2011 5:08 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Don't know what's funnier....... (!)
Replies: 16
Views: 876

Re: Don't know what's funnier....... (!)

Thanks brotha. Good to see you too.

For some balance, here are PWT bitches fighting. Not as much fake hair or fat but still entertaining:
http://theync.com/media.php?name=19185-bad-bitches
by Invictus
Sat Jan 15, 2011 4:16 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Don't know what's funnier....... (!)
Replies: 16
Views: 876

Re: Don't know what's funnier....... (!)

I saw that. Reminds me of the one of the hookers in Oakland fighting in the Burger King lot. If I had the interest, I'd look it up. But I don't. I've watched this thing so many times I should bookmark but I haven't. Easy to find on the 'net: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fd3_1279329439 Other fight...