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by Invictus
Wed Jul 02, 2008 1:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rack the fuck out of Texas.
Replies: 135
Views: 3039

Re: Rack the fuck out of Texas.

Sure they are:
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by Invictus
Wed Jul 02, 2008 1:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rack the fuck out of Texas.
Replies: 135
Views: 3039

Re: Rack the fuck out of Texas.

No.
by Invictus
Tue Jun 10, 2008 6:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A question for the Obamunists
Replies: 75
Views: 1947

Re: A question for the Obamunists

Cuda, shouldn't you call him Euronogga? He is half YOU in case you have forgotten.
by Invictus
Tue Jun 10, 2008 6:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Black Watermelon Fetches Record Price
Replies: 6
Views: 356

Black Watermelon Fetches Record Price

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080606/ap_on_fe_st/odd_japan_pricey_melon_2" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; This story has so many interesting angles and is ripe for puns. Stanley, Cuda, mvs, your thoughts? Meds, next time you're at Canibus' house, check his fridge. No doubt th...
by Invictus
Wed May 07, 2008 7:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Stampede from India
Replies: 29
Views: 2940

Re: The Stampede from India

The Big Pickle wrote:
RACK YOUR DAUGHTER!!!!!!
I imagine that is what Satan says to your father about you as he is sodomized hourly by the damned souls of executed black murderers. No doubt he is roasting in hell as I type this, with the sperm of 10,000 blacks basting his skin.
by Invictus
Wed May 07, 2008 7:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Not sure where to begin with this one
Replies: 20
Views: 2580

Re: Not sure where to begin with this one

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I'd rather ponder the depth of menstrual art than read another post by this clown
http://www.mag7forums.com/phpbb/viewtopic.php?t=8124" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

You can't deny her talent.
by Invictus
Tue May 06, 2008 7:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Stampede from India
Replies: 29
Views: 2940

Re: The Stampede from India

Pickle, I want to shit on your daddy's grave and fuck your saggy tittied momma on the headstone.

You can watch if you want. Just no touching.
by Invictus
Fri Apr 25, 2008 2:50 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Wesley Snipes pulls three years
Replies: 11
Views: 445

Re: Wesley Snipes pulls three years

This will make watching Undisputed pretty funny from now on.

He should have been in jail a long time ago for his horrible haircuts in The Demolition Man, Sugar Hill, New Jack City, and the Blade trilogy
by Invictus
Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dallas
Replies: 72
Views: 3154

Re: Dallas

Dinsdale wrote:Forgive the Dinsdalian hijack...
Wow.

Never thought I'd see this from you.

You feel alright?
by Invictus
Thu Apr 24, 2008 1:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dallas
Replies: 72
Views: 3154

Re: Dallas

Took
Goober McTuber wrote: a Dodge Dart
a '74
My mother left a yard
but I needed one more
by Invictus
Wed Apr 02, 2008 1:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: French Lick, IN
Replies: 36
Views: 1656

Re: French Lick, IN

I've heard that Indiana doesn't have a single tourist destination in the whole state. Northern Indiana is the epitome of fly over country. ftfy No, I was right the first time. The whole state is pure flyover country and you will never convince me any differently. Bloomington and Brown County can't ...
by Invictus
Wed Apr 02, 2008 12:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Do not run to the Train™.
Replies: 23
Views: 2484

Re: Do not run to the Train™.

Screw_Michigan wrote:trollatollah was one of my favorites.
One of mine too. His dismantling of LL Bean J was one for the ages.

WAR NOW PLAY MY ACCURSED MUSIC...
by Invictus
Tue Apr 01, 2008 8:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: "Shhhh, it's OK."
Replies: 10
Views: 461

Re: "Shhhh, it's OK."

Excellent. He forced his penis into the mouths of women coming out from sedation. That way they would be too groggy to clamp down and bite.

Rack him for using shame against these women.
by Invictus
Tue Apr 01, 2008 7:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hey Sol...
Replies: 9
Views: 816

Re: Hey Sol...

PSUFAN wrote:...and sex with her might resemble an effort to dam the Volga
Brilliant. Who Farted?
...but she seems sweet.
Her sweat is sweet but only Rumps knows if she is.

Someone who has consumed as much candy as she undoutedly has prolly has beads of sugar on her brow when she exerts herself.
by Invictus
Tue Apr 01, 2008 7:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: French Lick, IN
Replies: 36
Views: 1656

Re: French Lick, IN

[ I've heard that Indiana doesn't have a single tourist destination in the whole state. You've obviously never been to beautiful downtown Gary. Why just driving on the Skyway, you are treated to the stench of the factories left in a dying, blue collar wasteland. I recommend heading there after sund...
by Invictus
Tue Apr 01, 2008 7:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jamaal Turner is Dating Again
Replies: 23
Views: 3800

Re: Jamaal Turner is Dating Again

mvscal wrote:
KC Scott wrote:Gee....... color me shocked
...or stupid.
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by Invictus
Fri Mar 28, 2008 6:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Fitna, the movie... watch it while you can
Replies: 25
Views: 1435

Re: Fitna, the movie... watch it while you can

Mister Bushice wrote: How about you hold the movie going public Ransom for 100 BILLION DOLLARS!
Rack it.

WAR GIVE ME BACK MY CINEMA!
by Invictus
Fri Mar 28, 2008 2:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Do not run to the Train™.
Replies: 23
Views: 2484

Re: Do not run to the Train™.

Excellent.

Rack the return of the original and still the best "Rod of Correction."

Lil' Precious can't be far behind.
by Invictus
Wed Mar 26, 2008 1:09 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Obama's Wife's Senior Thesis
Replies: 97
Views: 3511

Re: Obama's Wife's Senior Thesis

Rac Vic! Yeah, rack vic for being the boards resident affirmative action bitch. :meds: Speaking of aa and bitches, Michelle Obama is the VP of community and diversity issues at the U of Chicago. A friend of mine who is the secretary to another VP on the campus said that Mrs. Obama has been known to...
by Invictus
Tue Mar 25, 2008 8:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Obama's Wife's Senior Thesis
Replies: 97
Views: 3511

Re: Obama's Wife's Senior Thesis

You're gonna' love this, Bri. Lot's of stuff you can use. You're welcome. :D Jason Whitlock's letter to Barack Obama Haven't read the article yet. I was struck (pun intended) by that dude's picture. Good God! What were the editors thinking putting that coon's picture in color near his byline? That ...
by Invictus
Wed Mar 19, 2008 6:18 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What the fukk is going on in my country?
Replies: 104
Views: 6882

Re: What the fukk is going on in my country?

Stanley, coons are indeed at the bottom of a thick, long black racial totem pole that no doubt you and G Pete would enjoy wrapping your quivering, chapped lips around and then gagging until you pass out. Your place, Stanley, is on your knees in front of a black man, begging for more. mvs, you heard ...
by Invictus
Wed Mar 19, 2008 3:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What the fukk is going on in my country?
Replies: 104
Views: 6882

Re: What the fukk is going on in my country?

C'mon mvs, please don't let me paint you with the same broad brush stroke I just painted tard with. You REALLY though he had a chance of beating the great, paternalistic Clintons? Once they saw he might be an obstacle, his slim chance was snuffed out and he would soon find out what the TRUE audacity...
by Invictus
Wed Mar 19, 2008 3:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What the fukk is going on in my country?
Replies: 104
Views: 6882

Re: What the fukk is going on in my country?

And Obabba is done for. There is no way he's going to be elected now. Your failure to realize that only is indicative of your insight into the economy. Wait a minute. You actually believed that Obama had a chance to become Prez BEFORE the current (or next) fiasco? Tee hee...you are as dumb as the n...
by Invictus
Wed Mar 19, 2008 2:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What the fukk is going on in my country?
Replies: 104
Views: 6882

Re: What the fukk is going on in my country?

Rack Smackie.

I've never been a fan of the troll that is GP but this
General Peters wrote: ...'groid with Sam Perkins eyelids...
was brilliant.
by Invictus
Wed Mar 19, 2008 1:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Congratulations ppanther
Replies: 28
Views: 2355

Re: Congratulations ppanther

Congrats Pp. Hope you, the hubby and especially the newest addition to the family are doing wonderfully.
by Invictus
Fri Mar 07, 2008 11:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: shutyomouth has mad skillz!
Replies: 34
Views: 2721

Re: shutyomouth has mad skillz!

Rack Jsc.

WAR THE RETURN OF THE NEVIS
by Invictus
Fri Mar 07, 2008 2:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dammitalltohell: Favre Retiring
Replies: 15
Views: 994

Re: Dammitalltohell: Favre Retiring

Speaking of Favruh getting back to all redneck in the little town o' kiln, has anyone seen bbq emonster? Somehow, I think those two are hanging from the same shower rod, probably clutching each other in a death grip with dried tears on their faces. Aaron Rodgers will make people think Dan Majkowski ...
by Invictus
Fri Mar 07, 2008 2:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dammitalltohell: Favre Retiring
Replies: 15
Views: 994

Re: Dammitalltohell: Favre Retiring

Kenosha is an armpit and always has been. If you want to get some good looking broads in that city, go to the Grand Geneva or the Inntowner during the spring, summer, and fall. While I did loathe Wisconsin whilst living there, I would have to say that there are a significant number of good looking w...
by Invictus
Fri Feb 15, 2008 9:05 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: They must have thought they were REAL Vikings
Replies: 3
Views: 272

Re: They must have thought they were REAL Vikings

Always good for a BS or SS reset you are.
by Invictus
Fri Feb 15, 2008 3:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: how i roll
Replies: 4
Views: 361

Re: how i roll

bbq, if you want to see a better film with Juliette Binoche, get Damage.

Faggy indie movie. Stop the hate q. You would do well to watch a few of the films I've referenced. Maybe being a little more cultured will help you with Piggy.
by Invictus
Tue Feb 12, 2008 4:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: SWEEEET Smack-Off
Replies: 18
Views: 1807

Re: SWEEEET Smack-Off

PSUFAN wrote:I stand by my previous statement.
Rack.

In as dean b.

Or, maybe Truck.

Or, Dr. Bob.

Or, Bitter Poltergeister.

Can I be a judge and a participant?
by Invictus
Mon Feb 11, 2008 10:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Chelsea, otherwise pimped
Replies: 62
Views: 3275

Re: Chelsea, otherwise pimped

Trev and I are bonding How cute. Dont forget to keep it real and choke her out after you share your rack of bananas and KFC bucket with her. I'll be chillin' back laughing and sipping a mint julep with the whip in my hand, Malcolm X. Look at you all territorial. Someone dares to intrude on the sacr...
by Invictus
Mon Feb 11, 2008 9:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Chelsea, otherwise pimped
Replies: 62
Views: 3275

Re: Chelsea, otherwise pimped

Better a fucking mudshark than a mud fucker, you dick sucking, psuedo band faggot.

Don't you have a message board of fat women to go and trade makeup secrets with? Trev and I are bonding, like you and any number of shit crusted male arseholes.
by Invictus
Mon Feb 11, 2008 9:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Chelsea, otherwise pimped
Replies: 62
Views: 3275

Re: Chelsea, otherwise pimped

I thought his name was Mark, not Marsh. You know I hate that place right? True story: Went to the NG for my bday in '99 with some friends, got my mug and drank lots o beer. Left there and went to Wando's where I got a Fishbowl with two women. Got so drunk I couldn't drive my own car home. I got home...
by Invictus
Mon Feb 11, 2008 9:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: SWEEEET Smack-Off
Replies: 18
Views: 1807

Re: SWEEEET Smack-Off

In as Little Miss Can't Do Wrong.

Or, maybe Smack Dawg Troll Clone.

Or, webdog.

If I were you all, I'd bet even money on me.
by Invictus
Mon Feb 11, 2008 9:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Chelsea, otherwise pimped
Replies: 62
Views: 3275

Re: Chelsea, otherwise pimped

Spray, you should do a little research and see how many "black leaders" (Waters, Jackson, Mrs. Jackson, Rangel, Lewis, McDonald) have not backed Obama. He isn't even that well liked by his own people. If you read my posts you would know I don't tend to follow the herd over the ledge. I vot...
by Invictus
Mon Feb 11, 2008 8:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Chelsea, otherwise pimped
Replies: 62
Views: 3275

Re: Chelsea, otherwise pimped

I stand by my previous statement.
by Invictus
Mon Feb 11, 2008 8:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Final season of The Wire begins Jan 6
Replies: 14
Views: 591

Re: Final season of The Wire begins Jan 6

This might be the ONLY time I regret not having the pay movie channels for DirecTV. I'll have to wait a year and some change to catch up on the last season of The Wire. Rack Clay Davis. When he scammed Stringer Bell for thousands of dollars when B and B wanted those building permits, I laughed hard....
by Invictus
Mon Feb 11, 2008 8:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: c_u made it down south?
Replies: 70
Views: 3590

Re: c_u made it down south?

cinderella_undercover wrote: I'm pretty confident that if I were to wipe my ass with your bare hand, you wouldn't wash it for a week.
Nice retort. Stick around for a while.

I miss ppuma, Pre-staples and chillun' Miss Conduct, and the other ladies who used smack cats in the face with a glove.
by Invictus
Mon Feb 11, 2008 7:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Wow.
Replies: 25
Views: 3205

Re: Wow.

Rack Allied Drive. I've never seen a small street proportionally have that much human offal on it in my life.

You know that coon was born either in Gary, Chicago, Racine or Milwaukee.