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- Wed Jul 02, 2008 1:33 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Rack the fuck out of Texas.
- Replies: 135
- Views: 3039
- Wed Jul 02, 2008 1:04 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Rack the fuck out of Texas.
- Replies: 135
- Views: 3039
- Tue Jun 10, 2008 6:31 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: A question for the Obamunists
- Replies: 75
- Views: 1947
Re: A question for the Obamunists
Cuda, shouldn't you call him Euronogga? He is half YOU in case you have forgotten.
- Tue Jun 10, 2008 6:24 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Black Watermelon Fetches Record Price
- Replies: 6
- Views: 356
Black Watermelon Fetches Record Price
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080606/ap_on_fe_st/odd_japan_pricey_melon_2" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; This story has so many interesting angles and is ripe for puns. Stanley, Cuda, mvs, your thoughts? Meds, next time you're at Canibus' house, check his fridge. No doubt th...
- Wed May 07, 2008 7:55 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The Stampede from India
- Replies: 29
- Views: 2940
Re: The Stampede from India
I imagine that is what Satan says to your father about you as he is sodomized hourly by the damned souls of executed black murderers. No doubt he is roasting in hell as I type this, with the sperm of 10,000 blacks basting his skin.The Big Pickle wrote:
RACK YOUR DAUGHTER!!!!!!
- Wed May 07, 2008 7:20 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Not sure where to begin with this one
- Replies: 20
- Views: 2580
Re: Not sure where to begin with this one
http://www.mag7forums.com/phpbb/viewtopic.php?t=8124" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I'd rather ponder the depth of menstrual art than read another post by this clown
You can't deny her talent.
- Tue May 06, 2008 7:55 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The Stampede from India
- Replies: 29
- Views: 2940
Re: The Stampede from India
Pickle, I want to shit on your daddy's grave and fuck your saggy tittied momma on the headstone.
You can watch if you want. Just no touching.
You can watch if you want. Just no touching.
- Fri Apr 25, 2008 2:50 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Wesley Snipes pulls three years
- Replies: 11
- Views: 445
Re: Wesley Snipes pulls three years
This will make watching Undisputed pretty funny from now on.
He should have been in jail a long time ago for his horrible haircuts in The Demolition Man, Sugar Hill, New Jack City, and the Blade trilogy
He should have been in jail a long time ago for his horrible haircuts in The Demolition Man, Sugar Hill, New Jack City, and the Blade trilogy
- Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:03 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Dallas
- Replies: 72
- Views: 3154
Re: Dallas
Wow.Dinsdale wrote:Forgive the Dinsdalian hijack...
Never thought I'd see this from you.
You feel alright?
- Thu Apr 24, 2008 1:17 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Dallas
- Replies: 72
- Views: 3154
Re: Dallas
Took
My mother left a yard
but I needed one more
a '74Goober McTuber wrote: a Dodge Dart
My mother left a yard
but I needed one more
- Wed Apr 02, 2008 1:03 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: French Lick, IN
- Replies: 36
- Views: 1656
Re: French Lick, IN
I've heard that Indiana doesn't have a single tourist destination in the whole state. Northern Indiana is the epitome of fly over country. ftfy No, I was right the first time. The whole state is pure flyover country and you will never convince me any differently. Bloomington and Brown County can't ...
- Wed Apr 02, 2008 12:24 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Do not run to the Train™.
- Replies: 23
- Views: 2484
Re: Do not run to the Train™.
One of mine too. His dismantling of LL Bean J was one for the ages.Screw_Michigan wrote:trollatollah was one of my favorites.
WAR NOW PLAY MY ACCURSED MUSIC...
- Tue Apr 01, 2008 8:20 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: "Shhhh, it's OK."
- Replies: 10
- Views: 461
Re: "Shhhh, it's OK."
Excellent. He forced his penis into the mouths of women coming out from sedation. That way they would be too groggy to clamp down and bite.
Rack him for using shame against these women.
Rack him for using shame against these women.
- Tue Apr 01, 2008 7:52 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Hey Sol...
- Replies: 9
- Views: 816
Re: Hey Sol...
Brilliant. Who Farted?PSUFAN wrote:...and sex with her might resemble an effort to dam the Volga
Her sweat is sweet but only Rumps knows if she is....but she seems sweet.
Someone who has consumed as much candy as she undoutedly has prolly has beads of sugar on her brow when she exerts herself.
- Tue Apr 01, 2008 7:46 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: French Lick, IN
- Replies: 36
- Views: 1656
Re: French Lick, IN
[ I've heard that Indiana doesn't have a single tourist destination in the whole state. You've obviously never been to beautiful downtown Gary. Why just driving on the Skyway, you are treated to the stench of the factories left in a dying, blue collar wasteland. I recommend heading there after sund...
- Tue Apr 01, 2008 7:24 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Jamaal Turner is Dating Again
- Replies: 23
- Views: 3800
Re: Jamaal Turner is Dating Again
mvscal wrote:...or stupid.KC Scott wrote:Gee....... color me shocked
- Fri Mar 28, 2008 6:33 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Fitna, the movie... watch it while you can
- Replies: 25
- Views: 1435
Re: Fitna, the movie... watch it while you can
Rack it.Mister Bushice wrote: How about you hold the movie going public Ransom for 100 BILLION DOLLARS!
WAR GIVE ME BACK MY CINEMA!
- Fri Mar 28, 2008 2:38 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Do not run to the Train™.
- Replies: 23
- Views: 2484
Re: Do not run to the Train™.
Excellent.
Rack the return of the original and still the best "Rod of Correction."
Lil' Precious can't be far behind.
Rack the return of the original and still the best "Rod of Correction."
Lil' Precious can't be far behind.
- Wed Mar 26, 2008 1:09 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Obama's Wife's Senior Thesis
- Replies: 97
- Views: 3511
Re: Obama's Wife's Senior Thesis
Rac Vic! Yeah, rack vic for being the boards resident affirmative action bitch. :meds: Speaking of aa and bitches, Michelle Obama is the VP of community and diversity issues at the U of Chicago. A friend of mine who is the secretary to another VP on the campus said that Mrs. Obama has been known to...
- Tue Mar 25, 2008 8:47 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Obama's Wife's Senior Thesis
- Replies: 97
- Views: 3511
Re: Obama's Wife's Senior Thesis
You're gonna' love this, Bri. Lot's of stuff you can use. You're welcome. :D Jason Whitlock's letter to Barack Obama Haven't read the article yet. I was struck (pun intended) by that dude's picture. Good God! What were the editors thinking putting that coon's picture in color near his byline? That ...
- Wed Mar 19, 2008 6:18 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: What the fukk is going on in my country?
- Replies: 104
- Views: 6882
Re: What the fukk is going on in my country?
Stanley, coons are indeed at the bottom of a thick, long black racial totem pole that no doubt you and G Pete would enjoy wrapping your quivering, chapped lips around and then gagging until you pass out. Your place, Stanley, is on your knees in front of a black man, begging for more. mvs, you heard ...
- Wed Mar 19, 2008 3:39 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: What the fukk is going on in my country?
- Replies: 104
- Views: 6882
Re: What the fukk is going on in my country?
C'mon mvs, please don't let me paint you with the same broad brush stroke I just painted tard with. You REALLY though he had a chance of beating the great, paternalistic Clintons? Once they saw he might be an obstacle, his slim chance was snuffed out and he would soon find out what the TRUE audacity...
- Wed Mar 19, 2008 3:16 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: What the fukk is going on in my country?
- Replies: 104
- Views: 6882
Re: What the fukk is going on in my country?
And Obabba is done for. There is no way he's going to be elected now. Your failure to realize that only is indicative of your insight into the economy. Wait a minute. You actually believed that Obama had a chance to become Prez BEFORE the current (or next) fiasco? Tee hee...you are as dumb as the n...
- Wed Mar 19, 2008 2:55 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: What the fukk is going on in my country?
- Replies: 104
- Views: 6882
Re: What the fukk is going on in my country?
Rack Smackie.
I've never been a fan of the troll that is GP but this
I've never been a fan of the troll that is GP but this
was brilliant.General Peters wrote: ...'groid with Sam Perkins eyelids...
- Wed Mar 19, 2008 1:06 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Congratulations ppanther
- Replies: 28
- Views: 2355
Re: Congratulations ppanther
Congrats Pp. Hope you, the hubby and especially the newest addition to the family are doing wonderfully.
- Fri Mar 07, 2008 11:11 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: shutyomouth has mad skillz!
- Replies: 34
- Views: 2721
Re: shutyomouth has mad skillz!
Rack Jsc.
WAR THE RETURN OF THE NEVIS
WAR THE RETURN OF THE NEVIS
- Fri Mar 07, 2008 2:55 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Dammitalltohell: Favre Retiring
- Replies: 15
- Views: 994
Re: Dammitalltohell: Favre Retiring
Speaking of Favruh getting back to all redneck in the little town o' kiln, has anyone seen bbq emonster? Somehow, I think those two are hanging from the same shower rod, probably clutching each other in a death grip with dried tears on their faces. Aaron Rodgers will make people think Dan Majkowski ...
- Fri Mar 07, 2008 2:51 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Dammitalltohell: Favre Retiring
- Replies: 15
- Views: 994
Re: Dammitalltohell: Favre Retiring
Kenosha is an armpit and always has been. If you want to get some good looking broads in that city, go to the Grand Geneva or the Inntowner during the spring, summer, and fall. While I did loathe Wisconsin whilst living there, I would have to say that there are a significant number of good looking w...
- Fri Feb 15, 2008 9:05 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: They must have thought they were REAL Vikings
- Replies: 3
- Views: 272
Re: They must have thought they were REAL Vikings
Always good for a BS or SS reset you are.
- Fri Feb 15, 2008 3:04 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: how i roll
- Replies: 4
- Views: 361
Re: how i roll
bbq, if you want to see a better film with Juliette Binoche, get Damage.
Faggy indie movie. Stop the hate q. You would do well to watch a few of the films I've referenced. Maybe being a little more cultured will help you with Piggy.
Faggy indie movie. Stop the hate q. You would do well to watch a few of the films I've referenced. Maybe being a little more cultured will help you with Piggy.
- Tue Feb 12, 2008 4:04 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: SWEEEET Smack-Off
- Replies: 18
- Views: 1807
Re: SWEEEET Smack-Off
Rack.PSUFAN wrote:I stand by my previous statement.
In as dean b.
Or, maybe Truck.
Or, Dr. Bob.
Or, Bitter Poltergeister.
Can I be a judge and a participant?
- Mon Feb 11, 2008 10:46 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Chelsea, otherwise pimped
- Replies: 62
- Views: 3275
Re: Chelsea, otherwise pimped
Trev and I are bonding How cute. Dont forget to keep it real and choke her out after you share your rack of bananas and KFC bucket with her. I'll be chillin' back laughing and sipping a mint julep with the whip in my hand, Malcolm X. Look at you all territorial. Someone dares to intrude on the sacr...
- Mon Feb 11, 2008 9:47 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Chelsea, otherwise pimped
- Replies: 62
- Views: 3275
Re: Chelsea, otherwise pimped
Better a fucking mudshark than a mud fucker, you dick sucking, psuedo band faggot.
Don't you have a message board of fat women to go and trade makeup secrets with? Trev and I are bonding, like you and any number of shit crusted male arseholes.
Don't you have a message board of fat women to go and trade makeup secrets with? Trev and I are bonding, like you and any number of shit crusted male arseholes.
- Mon Feb 11, 2008 9:40 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Chelsea, otherwise pimped
- Replies: 62
- Views: 3275
Re: Chelsea, otherwise pimped
I thought his name was Mark, not Marsh. You know I hate that place right? True story: Went to the NG for my bday in '99 with some friends, got my mug and drank lots o beer. Left there and went to Wando's where I got a Fishbowl with two women. Got so drunk I couldn't drive my own car home. I got home...
- Mon Feb 11, 2008 9:19 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: SWEEEET Smack-Off
- Replies: 18
- Views: 1807
Re: SWEEEET Smack-Off
In as Little Miss Can't Do Wrong.
Or, maybe Smack Dawg Troll Clone.
Or, webdog.
If I were you all, I'd bet even money on me.
Or, maybe Smack Dawg Troll Clone.
Or, webdog.
If I were you all, I'd bet even money on me.
- Mon Feb 11, 2008 9:16 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Chelsea, otherwise pimped
- Replies: 62
- Views: 3275
Re: Chelsea, otherwise pimped
Spray, you should do a little research and see how many "black leaders" (Waters, Jackson, Mrs. Jackson, Rangel, Lewis, McDonald) have not backed Obama. He isn't even that well liked by his own people. If you read my posts you would know I don't tend to follow the herd over the ledge. I vot...
- Mon Feb 11, 2008 8:58 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Chelsea, otherwise pimped
- Replies: 62
- Views: 3275
Re: Chelsea, otherwise pimped
I stand by my previous statement.
- Mon Feb 11, 2008 8:14 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Final season of The Wire begins Jan 6
- Replies: 14
- Views: 591
Re: Final season of The Wire begins Jan 6
This might be the ONLY time I regret not having the pay movie channels for DirecTV. I'll have to wait a year and some change to catch up on the last season of The Wire. Rack Clay Davis. When he scammed Stringer Bell for thousands of dollars when B and B wanted those building permits, I laughed hard....
- Mon Feb 11, 2008 8:00 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: c_u made it down south?
- Replies: 70
- Views: 3590
Re: c_u made it down south?
Nice retort. Stick around for a while.cinderella_undercover wrote: I'm pretty confident that if I were to wipe my ass with your bare hand, you wouldn't wash it for a week.
I miss ppuma, Pre-staples and chillun' Miss Conduct, and the other ladies who used smack cats in the face with a glove.
- Mon Feb 11, 2008 7:53 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Wow.
- Replies: 25
- Views: 3205
Re: Wow.
Rack Allied Drive. I've never seen a small street proportionally have that much human offal on it in my life.
You know that coon was born either in Gary, Chicago, Racine or Milwaukee.
You know that coon was born either in Gary, Chicago, Racine or Milwaukee.