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by Some Damn Retard
Fri Apr 21, 2006 3:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: RIP Scott Crossfield
Replies: 21
Views: 1583

Jerkovich wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Dude was 84 years old. Most people that age shouldn't be driving a car. Drive an airplane too slow and it'll stall.
Image

Hate when that happens :x
A plane hit this building? yea right.
:meds:
by Some Damn Retard
Fri Apr 21, 2006 3:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: RIP Scott Crossfield
Replies: 21
Views: 1583

Dude was 84 years old. Most people that age shouldn't be driving a car. Drive an airplane too slow and it'll stall. http://www.tc.gc.ca/aviationcivile/securitedusysteme/bulletins/tp185/2-05/images/bstb.jpg Hate when that happens :x They faked it. The damage to the house is too small given the wings...
by Some Damn Retard
Fri Apr 21, 2006 3:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What Advice Would You Give?
Replies: 62
Views: 3413

Some of the best advice would be for her to secure her valuables. Nobody sells and doesn't do, so clearly she is doing. If you believe that you are naive. The large scale and most effective drug operations don't have junkies, which is why they are the largest and most effective. Sorry, I didn't rea...
by Some Damn Retard
Thu Apr 20, 2006 6:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: caption
Replies: 9
Views: 504

Don't let the bedbugs bite!
by Some Damn Retard
Thu Apr 20, 2006 2:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Charities that you can't say no to!!
Replies: 24
Views: 2182

DMike316 wrote:BWAAHAAAHAAA!!!!!!

The retards got OVER on you.

Probably the same fukker who jacked Jokey's float tube.
BODE Retards! 8)
by Some Damn Retard
Thu Apr 20, 2006 2:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What Advice Would You Give?
Replies: 62
Views: 3413

Some of the best advice would be for her to secure her valuables. Nobody sells and doesn't do, so clearly she is doing. If she's doing meth, she WILL begin to steal from her mother. Otherwise, mom should take her directly to the police and work to get her in some program before she is too far gone. ...
by Some Damn Retard
Wed Apr 19, 2006 7:33 pm
Forum: Bitter_Pittsburgher music forum
Topic: New TOOL leak.
Replies: 29
Views: 1080

alex lifeson is down with tool I guess if you can't produce good music, you might as well listen to good music. nice try pondscum----tool has admitted rush is one their influences back to the end of the line Must have taken balls to fess up to something like that. Cheap whiskey and hard drugs were ...
by Some Damn Retard
Wed Apr 19, 2006 7:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Boring man who rarely smiled
Replies: 20
Views: 1855

Re: Boring man who rarely smiled

nah, just be wary of white boys. Vile Fucking Pig in New Mexico...checked out those crime statistics lately? Did you hear? they're building meth prisons -- prisons specifically set up to house meth addicts so that they can be rehabilitated without being sent to a normal prison setting, to better fa...
by Some Damn Retard
Wed Apr 19, 2006 7:27 pm
Forum: Bitter_Pittsburgher music forum
Topic: New TOOL leak.
Replies: 29
Views: 1080

mothster wrote:alex lifeson is down with tool
That fucker's so old, I bet his tool leaks every night. He's probably prancing around in Depends every time he takes the stage.
by Some Damn Retard
Wed Apr 19, 2006 3:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: This should prolly be in The Cooking Forum
Replies: 9
Views: 1070

I bet it would make a nice pate.

Spread on a cracker and top with a bit of red onion.


Mmmmmmmm..............placeeeeennta
by Some Damn Retard
Tue Apr 18, 2006 7:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: So I'm reading the obituaries today...
Replies: 22
Views: 1827

Did she leave you anything?
by Some Damn Retard
Tue Apr 18, 2006 7:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Choose Atomic Putz next career move!
Replies: 12
Views: 1105

I went with homeless alcoholic. He's 3/4 there anyway.
by Some Damn Retard
Tue Apr 18, 2006 6:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Eddie Van Halen: Dead Man Walking
Replies: 109
Views: 6455

Leave the drunken wet nurse alone. You'd be bitter too if you had to give old men sponge baths all day.
by Some Damn Retard
Tue Apr 18, 2006 2:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: So disturbed right now
Replies: 14
Views: 1024

But by all means, let's withdraw our military from all corners of the globe and try to reason with the terrorists.
by Some Damn Retard
Mon Apr 17, 2006 8:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rewarding the F*#ked-Up Among Us
Replies: 26
Views: 941

Rev. Brotha Jesse is only paying because one of the 'glets is his.
by Some Damn Retard
Mon Apr 17, 2006 8:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Who hasn't filed their taxes yet?
Replies: 23
Views: 1492

I'll finish mine tonight, get them mailed by midnight tommorrow. Just in time.
by Some Damn Retard
Wed Apr 12, 2006 3:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Say hello to my new car and Miss Haiti
Replies: 41
Views: 3514

Husker4ever wrote:The model name "Elantra" makes it sound luxurious and exuisite. Then I seen the photo.
And interestingly it's Ms. Haiti's name as well. Or was it Elantrashaniqua?
by Some Damn Retard
Tue Apr 11, 2006 9:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Caption
Replies: 8
Views: 774

"How do you say panties in Jafaican?"
by Some Damn Retard
Wed Apr 05, 2006 8:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Huge alcohol cloud spotted by astronomers
Replies: 10
Views: 836

I thought sure you were doing a review of Ted Kennedy's new book.
by Some Damn Retard
Tue Feb 21, 2006 5:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Do you pick your nose??
Replies: 12
Views: 717

Every day in the shower. Dig deep with the index finger (right finger/left nostril, left/right), then hold one nostril closed and give a good blow to really clean out.

Mrs. SDR gets mighty pissed off when I leave boogers in the shower. Might have to try the RainX in the shower too..........
by Some Damn Retard
Wed Feb 15, 2006 2:48 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Cheney shoots something other than his own foot
Replies: 308
Views: 24026

Four shooting safety basics: 1- Treat every gun as loaded 2- Never cover (point at) anything you are not willing to kill or pay for 3- Keep your finger off the trigger until the target is in your sights 4- Be aware of the background, what is behind your target An axiom: Most accidents occur when tw...
by Some Damn Retard
Tue Feb 14, 2006 9:15 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Cheney shoots something other than his own foot
Replies: 308
Views: 24026

This would be a wonderful time to let all elected officials know that they are not above the law, by making Cheney face charges. Anything specific or will you just be making something up as usual? I think First Degree Inducing a Media Meltdown might be a place to start. How about Felony A Inciting ...
by Some Damn Retard
Tue Feb 14, 2006 3:23 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Cheney shoots something other than his own foot
Replies: 308
Views: 24026

Fortunately, he was only issued a warning for not having the $7 Lawyer stamp on his hunting license.
by Some Damn Retard
Mon Feb 13, 2006 9:39 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Cheney shoots something other than his own foot
Replies: 308
Views: 24026

Oh the liberal hypocrisy. B ill J . Clinton shoots up Monica Lewinsky and the left could give a fuck. go fuck yourself. so let me get this straight: it's cool that cheney blasted someone in the grill with a buckshot but it's not ok that clinton blew up in lewinski? last time i checked, clinton's ne...
by Some Damn Retard
Mon Feb 13, 2006 5:09 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Cheney shoots something other than his own foot
Replies: 308
Views: 24026

Once again, Cheney is a dumbfuck. :lol: How do you figure? The way I see it, he did things exacly right. You see, a good birddog is hard to come by. Lot of time, effort and money invested to train him properly. You go out quail hunting, the dog goes into the brush to scare up the quail, you shoot t...
by Some Damn Retard
Tue Jan 03, 2006 7:01 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Subjects Dinsdale isn't T1B's #1 expert on:
Replies: 140
Views: 8380

Me too, but in a non-faggot kind of way. SDR must be curled up in a corner of his room swiping at the shadows from the spam images that project to the walls from flying across his computer moniter. "Drats! Go away, losers!" ....posts the pathetic loser, drinking alone on a Friday night......
by Some Damn Retard
Thu Dec 29, 2005 9:45 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Subjects Dinsdale isn't T1B's #1 expert on:
Replies: 140
Views: 8380

No idea what you're talking about, but that's not new. Keep killing yourself, loser. Oh yes you do. You know I have bitch-slapped you many times over the past few years and now you spam that fucked up Troll Train board. Don't lie you worthless piece of shit. You know I know who you are. :? You have...
by Some Damn Retard
Thu Dec 29, 2005 9:38 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Subjects Dinsdale isn't T1B's #1 expert on:
Replies: 140
Views: 8380

Who sings that song? I have Limewire installed and "I'm a loser" was one of my favs. Sorry you had to create a shit troll to become a whimpering sniper, but you have no credibility in anything you say. Just thought I'd let you in on that. How is Troll Train going for you? No idea what you...
by Some Damn Retard
Thu Dec 29, 2005 9:34 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Subjects Dinsdale isn't T1B's #1 expert on:
Replies: 140
Views: 8380

Atomic Punk wrote:Glad to hear you don't have issues and fabricate lies.
Sorry I lied.

You're not ok, I was just trying to make you feel better.

You're really a loser. Good luck with that "medical program".
by Some Damn Retard
Thu Dec 29, 2005 9:28 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Subjects Dinsdale isn't T1B's #1 expert on:
Replies: 140
Views: 8380

The thread served my purpose, it entertained me. There's no battle to fight, no pile-on I was trying to get others to join in on. You did just as I figured you would: blow your horn and be yourself, e.g., prove my point. Carry on, oh wise one. Look mang, I don't have any beef with you and it's all ...
by Some Damn Retard
Thu Dec 29, 2005 8:48 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Subjects Dinsdale isn't T1B's #1 expert on:
Replies: 140
Views: 8380

I better get my post in here before some shithead mod moves this thread to the 'chives before it's time. Rack Dinsdale for being Dinsdale! Rack my Retarded buddy up the road for starting one of the more entertaining threads I've read in a while. Whoo Hooo, I scored one. 8) I think this is by far th...
by Some Damn Retard
Thu Dec 29, 2005 7:42 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Subjects Dinsdale isn't T1B's #1 expert on:
Replies: 140
Views: 8380

Funny. I post a take with 12 words and a smiley, and four pages later you're banging out another novel about how you don't take this too seriously.

Props to you, I guess.
by Some Damn Retard
Thu Dec 29, 2005 7:30 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Subjects Dinsdale isn't T1B's #1 expert on:
Replies: 140
Views: 8380

The thread served my purpose, it entertained me. There's no battle to fight, no pile-on I was trying to get others to join in on. You did just as I figured you would: blow your horn and be yourself, e.g., prove my point. A propensity for declaring self-BODE from the bottom of the pile? :BIGSHOCKER:...
by Some Damn Retard
Thu Dec 29, 2005 6:58 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Subjects Dinsdale isn't T1B's #1 expert on:
Replies: 140
Views: 8380

The thread served my purpose, it entertained me.

There's no battle to fight, no pile-on I was trying to get others to join in on. You did just as I figured you would: blow your horn and be yourself, e.g., prove my point.


Carry on, oh wise one.
by Some Damn Retard
Wed Dec 28, 2005 9:33 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Subjects Dinsdale isn't T1B's #1 expert on:
Replies: 140
Views: 8380

You're so dreamy! We could just listen to you talk all dayyyyy. Sincerely, Nobody So, this is why you posted a feeble callout thread then, right? Because you didn't want to talk about me all day, nor read my responses. Riiiiight. This is a pretty sweet gig, actually. All the charm of a nippy little...
by Some Damn Retard
Wed Dec 28, 2005 9:23 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Subjects Dinsdale isn't T1B's #1 expert on:
Replies: 140
Views: 8380

You're so dreamy! We could just listen to you talk all dayyyyy.


Sincerely,

Nobody
by Some Damn Retard
Wed Dec 28, 2005 8:21 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Subjects Dinsdale isn't T1B's #1 expert on:
Replies: 140
Views: 8380

Salmon fishing
Motorcycles

Errr, nevermind.
by Some Damn Retard
Wed Dec 28, 2005 7:58 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Subjects Dinsdale isn't T1B's #1 expert on:
Replies: 140
Views: 8380

Subjects Dinsdale isn't T1B's #1 expert on:

:?

I can't think of any.

He's the smartiest guy I've ever heard.
by Some Damn Retard
Fri Dec 09, 2005 4:50 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: ***2006 DEATH POOL***
Replies: 92
Views: 22481

Ted Kennedy, fat drunken murderer, heart attack

Jesse Jackson, racist and extortionist, shot by spurned woman he had an affair with and impregnated

Jimmy Carter, worst president in history, liver failure

Howard Dean, coward, ritalin overdose

Chelsea Clinton, fugly skank, drug overdose
by Some Damn Retard
Thu Dec 08, 2005 7:18 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: All-time famous board melts?
Replies: 107
Views: 9517

Guy Fawkes

Stoney

The Bootie Lover