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Jerkovich wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Dude was 84 years old. Most people that age shouldn't be driving a car. Drive an airplane too slow and it'll stall.

Hate when that happens :x

A plane hit this building? yea right.

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Dude was 84 years old. Most people that age shouldn't be driving a car. Drive an airplane too slow and it'll stall. http://www.tc.gc.ca/aviationcivile/securitedusysteme/bulletins/tp185/2-05/images/bstb.jpg Hate when that happens :x They faked it. The damage to the house is too small given the wings...

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Some of the best advice would be for her to secure her valuables. Nobody sells and doesn't do, so clearly she is doing. If you believe that you are naive. The large scale and most effective drug operations don't have junkies, which is why they are the largest and most effective. Sorry, I didn't rea...

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Don't let the bedbugs bite!

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DMike316 wrote:BWAAHAAAHAAA!!!!!!

The retards got OVER on you.

Probably the same fukker who jacked Jokey's float tube.

BODE Retards!

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Some of the best advice would be for her to secure her valuables. Nobody sells and doesn't do, so clearly she is doing. If she's doing meth, she WILL begin to steal from her mother. Otherwise, mom should take her directly to the police and work to get her in some program before she is too far gone. ...

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alex lifeson is down with tool I guess if you can't produce good music, you might as well listen to good music. nice try pondscum----tool has admitted rush is one their influences back to the end of the line Must have taken balls to fess up to something like that. Cheap whiskey and hard drugs were ...

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nah, just be wary of white boys. Vile Fucking Pig in New Mexico...checked out those crime statistics lately? Did you hear? they're building meth prisons -- prisons specifically set up to house meth addicts so that they can be rehabilitated without being sent to a normal prison setting, to better fa...

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mothster wrote:alex lifeson is down with tool

That fucker's so old, I bet his tool leaks every night. He's probably prancing around in Depends every time he takes the stage.

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I bet it would make a nice pate.

Spread on a cracker and top with a bit of red onion.

Mmmmmmmm..............placeeeeennta

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Did she leave you anything?

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I went with homeless alcoholic. He's 3/4 there anyway.

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Leave the drunken wet nurse alone. You'd be bitter too if you had to give old men sponge baths all day.

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But by all means, let's withdraw our military from all corners of the globe and try to reason with the terrorists.

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Rev. Brotha Jesse is only paying because one of the 'glets is his.

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I'll finish mine tonight, get them mailed by midnight tommorrow. Just in time.

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Husker4ever wrote:The model name "Elantra" makes it sound luxurious and exuisite. Then I seen the photo.

And interestingly it's Ms. Haiti's name as well. Or was it Elantrashaniqua?

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"How do you say panties in Jafaican?"

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I thought sure you were doing a review of Ted Kennedy's new book.

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Every day in the shower. Dig deep with the index finger (right finger/left nostril, left/right), then hold one nostril closed and give a good blow to really clean out.

Mrs. SDR gets mighty pissed off when I leave boogers in the shower. Might have to try the RainX in the shower too..........

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Four shooting safety basics: 1- Treat every gun as loaded 2- Never cover (point at) anything you are not willing to kill or pay for 3- Keep your finger off the trigger until the target is in your sights 4- Be aware of the background, what is behind your target An axiom: Most accidents occur when tw...

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This would be a wonderful time to let all elected officials know that they are not above the law, by making Cheney face charges. Anything specific or will you just be making something up as usual? I think First Degree Inducing a Media Meltdown might be a place to start. How about Felony A Inciting ...

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Fortunately, he was only issued a warning for not having the $7 Lawyer stamp on his hunting license.

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Oh the liberal hypocrisy. B ill J . Clinton shoots up Monica Lewinsky and the left could give a fuck. go fuck yourself. so let me get this straight: it's cool that cheney blasted someone in the grill with a buckshot but it's not ok that clinton blew up in lewinski? last time i checked, clinton's ne...

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Once again, Cheney is a dumbfuck. :lol: How do you figure? The way I see it, he did things exacly right. You see, a good birddog is hard to come by. Lot of time, effort and money invested to train him properly. You go out quail hunting, the dog goes into the brush to scare up the quail, you shoot t...

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Me too, but in a non-faggot kind of way. SDR must be curled up in a corner of his room swiping at the shadows from the spam images that project to the walls from flying across his computer moniter. "Drats! Go away, losers!" ....posts the pathetic loser, drinking alone on a Friday night......

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No idea what you're talking about, but that's not new. Keep killing yourself, loser. Oh yes you do. You know I have bitch-slapped you many times over the past few years and now you spam that fucked up Troll Train board. Don't lie you worthless piece of shit. You know I know who you are. :? You have...

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Who sings that song? I have Limewire installed and "I'm a loser" was one of my favs. Sorry you had to create a shit troll to become a whimpering sniper, but you have no credibility in anything you say. Just thought I'd let you in on that. How is Troll Train going for you? No idea what you...

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Atomic Punk wrote:Glad to hear you don't have issues and fabricate lies.

Sorry I lied.

You're not ok, I was just trying to make you feel better.

You're really a loser. Good luck with that "medical program".

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The thread served my purpose, it entertained me. There's no battle to fight, no pile-on I was trying to get others to join in on. You did just as I figured you would: blow your horn and be yourself, e.g., prove my point. Carry on, oh wise one. Look mang, I don't have any beef with you and it's all ...

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I better get my post in here before some shithead mod moves this thread to the 'chives before it's time. Rack Dinsdale for being Dinsdale! Rack my Retarded buddy up the road for starting one of the more entertaining threads I've read in a while. Whoo Hooo, I scored one. 8) I think this is by far th...

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Funny. I post a take with 12 words and a smiley, and four pages later you're banging out another novel about how you don't take this too seriously.

Props to you, I guess.

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The thread served my purpose, it entertained me. There's no battle to fight, no pile-on I was trying to get others to join in on. You did just as I figured you would: blow your horn and be yourself, e.g., prove my point. A propensity for declaring self-BODE from the bottom of the pile? :BIGSHOCKER:...

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The thread served my purpose, it entertained me.

There's no battle to fight, no pile-on I was trying to get others to join in on. You did just as I figured you would: blow your horn and be yourself, e.g., prove my point.

Carry on, oh wise one.

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You're so dreamy! We could just listen to you talk all dayyyyy. Sincerely, Nobody So, this is why you posted a feeble callout thread then, right? Because you didn't want to talk about me all day, nor read my responses. Riiiiight. This is a pretty sweet gig, actually. All the charm of a nippy little...

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You're so dreamy! We could just listen to you talk all dayyyyy.

Sincerely,

Nobody

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Salmon fishing
Motorcycles

Errr, nevermind.

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:?

I can't think of any.

He's the smartiest guy I've ever heard.

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Ted Kennedy, fat drunken murderer, heart attack

Jesse Jackson, racist and extortionist, shot by spurned woman he had an affair with and impregnated

Jimmy Carter, worst president in history, liver failure

Howard Dean, coward, ritalin overdose

Chelsea Clinton, fugly skank, drug overdose

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Guy Fawkes

Stoney

The Bootie Lover

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