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- Tue Jun 04, 2013 7:25 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Collegiate Rugby Championships
- Replies: 9
- Views: 492
Re: Collegiate Rugby Championships
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Perfect!
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- Sat Jun 01, 2013 9:18 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Dinsdale...now fishing for Costco?
- Replies: 17
- Views: 1769
Re: Dinsdale...now fishing for Costco?
Troll caught must not be Kosher.
- Mon May 27, 2013 10:04 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Bob Dole on today's Republican party
- Replies: 41
- Views: 4042
Re: Bob Dole on today's Republican party
Hopefully, Republicans will pay attention to this Republican legend.
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Why? I'm sure plenty of Democrats can empty his colostomy bag as well.
- Tue May 21, 2013 5:59 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Tornado Alley
- Replies: 175
- Views: 8560
Re: Tornado Alley
That's just fucking brutal... I'm actually off work this week and like the fucking nerd I am I watched this shit on the Weather Channel live and it was as frightening as it gets.
Fuck Tornado alley...
I'll take my earthquake probabilities any day.
Fuck Tornado alley...
I'll take my earthquake probabilities any day.
- Wed May 15, 2013 9:56 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Impeachment.
- Replies: 119
- Views: 3732
Re: Impeachment.
FoxNews and the Tea Party are grasping at straws and failing badly at gaining any traction with anyone with a lick of common sense. ReallY? This is front page news in every paper and on all the broadcast news channels. I'm not saying Fox isn't enjoying watching Obama eat a shit sandwich but to down...
- Wed May 15, 2013 5:20 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Impeachment.
- Replies: 119
- Views: 3732
Re: Impeachment.
Yes. It's not an eyeroll. It's a serious crime as well as a very straight forward abuse of power. Why? Because the IRS was actually doing its job and filtering out the bullshit 501(c)4 applications from the legitimate ones? That might actually hold some water if the the IRS hadn't already admitted ...
- Wed May 08, 2013 3:53 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Another American Success Story
- Replies: 47
- Views: 1017
Re: Another American Success Story
mmmkay....I must admit to a certain degree of arousal and fantasizing over these girls abduction and bondage.
- Mon May 06, 2013 5:17 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Holy fuck, it's raining
- Replies: 15
- Views: 385
Re: Holy fuck, it's raining
We ned rain every once in awhile, it cleans off the solar panels for tomorrow,
- Thu Apr 25, 2013 4:39 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: New photoshoot
- Replies: 11
- Views: 2955
Re: New photoshoot
The Julliard training is evident here:
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- Thu Apr 25, 2013 5:48 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Work PET (sort of)
- Replies: 16
- Views: 1397
Re: Work PET (sort of)
damn, Looks like Dins may have to break out some sunscreen, Drinking on the company dime never sucks!
- Wed Apr 24, 2013 8:04 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Customer with kids parking spots...
- Replies: 42
- Views: 3190
Re: Customer with kids parking spots...
Never heard of this before. I guess this wonderful idea hasn't made its way yet to PRC (peoples' republic of California), though I wouldn't be surprised to see it in M2's back yard. This is California you know we have to go one step better than that. We skipped the "wimmens wid chillin" a...
- Mon Apr 22, 2013 1:43 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The Obama/Boston Cover-Up
- Replies: 21
- Views: 1501
Re: The Obama/Boston Cover-Up
and the top secret spawn of Osama bin Laden...The 20 year old Saudi was the leader of this muslim terrorism cell,
- Thu Apr 11, 2013 9:11 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: It's best not to quesiton "the truth"
- Replies: 47
- Views: 3357
Re: It's best not to quesiton "the truth"
Just some of his "bro's" shooting hoops.Oh, god...maybe it's not birdshit...
- Thu Apr 11, 2013 3:06 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: It's best not to quesiton "the truth"
- Replies: 47
- Views: 3357
Re: It's best not to quesiton "the truth"
Those are finely tuned windchimes.Double hoops in the ears
- Tue Apr 09, 2013 5:31 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: (!) Sign at the local car wash (!)
- Replies: 169
- Views: 11355
Re: Sign at the local car wash
We are supposed to buy into the M2 theory, You might have to suck cock but hey... it's heaven in his neighborhood.Sudden Sam wrote:Exactly my thoughts. Shit, Mgo, MOVE!
- Mon Apr 08, 2013 5:37 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: (!) Sign at the local car wash (!)
- Replies: 169
- Views: 11355
Re: Sign at the local car wash
I imagine it's important to keep the rig clean after all that snow and ice shit you flyover folks deal with. The sled needs to look sharp during rain and hail season let alone when a tornado picks it up and drops it in a neighbors living room.
- Mon Apr 08, 2013 1:57 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: (!) Sign at the local car wash (!)
- Replies: 169
- Views: 11355
Re: Sign at the local car wash
One day they might even suck cock and swallow..Women can lead prayers and wear pants in mormon church now. Nice.
WAR: Getting there little by little
- Fri Mar 22, 2013 5:58 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: For a lot of people on this board..
- Replies: 18
- Views: 354
Re: For a lot of people on this board..
Yep..Bring on the Death panels! We'll start with the fat fucks, smokers and geezers, that'll leave the rest of us to worry about the psychos with AR-15's, gangsters and all the crazy "real time" shit. Fuck CVS, I hope some dipshit employee goes postal in one of their stores, I would bet &q...
- Tue Mar 19, 2013 5:59 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: How I spent St. Patricks day
- Replies: 25
- Views: 2062
Re: How I spent St. Patricks day
Mikey wrote:You must a fucking amazing tongue.
Sorry but you got me on this one...what exactly are you getting at Mike? I was trying to substitute words in this but came out empty..
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- Tue Mar 12, 2013 4:49 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Maybe the drone strikes were not a bad idea after all...
- Replies: 29
- Views: 571
Re: Maybe the drone strikes were not a bad idea after all...
Can we call a drone strike at a Kardashian/Jenner reunion "hitting paydirt?"
- Wed Mar 06, 2013 8:06 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: 30 "most gorgeous" places to live in the world
- Replies: 39
- Views: 699
Re: 30 "most gorgeous" places to live in the world
as opposed to sinking the posts into the ground in a well of concrete? You NEVER put wood into the ground, thats what a concrete base and proper Simpson holders are for. There are these nasty little termite bugs everywhere and rotting wood from moisture. We are talking about a deck here not some ch...
- Sun Mar 03, 2013 5:41 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: New Wood Floors
- Replies: 37
- Views: 1521
Re: New Wood Floors
Rack it!R-Jack wrote:Screw_Michigan wrote:E-fucking-nuff with the home renovation threads.
I'm going to end up spending a shitload on mine. Nothing was changed in the house except about removing 130lbs of trash, but the results are fantastic
- Mon Feb 25, 2013 7:28 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Mr and Mrs Seater's Renovation PET
- Replies: 69
- Views: 3489
Re: Mr and Mrs Seater's Renovation PET
The corner lots makes things a lot more workable after you and the wifey are flying into the driveway after a quickie to Whataburger.You REALLY have to piss the neighbors off now, Much better than that Cul de Smack any day.
- Mon Feb 25, 2013 7:06 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: What happened to Dinsdale?
- Replies: 58
- Views: 1414
Re: What happened to Dinsdale?
He was a bit drunk and wandered onto a balcony made with cheap Chinese phillips head screws..RIP
- Mon Feb 18, 2013 2:11 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: SOS Indy, the server is offline
- Replies: 21
- Views: 1265
Re: SOS Indy, the server is offline
Thanks IF...
- Sat Feb 02, 2013 3:25 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Cash is King
- Replies: 57
- Views: 3734
Re: Cash is King
Actually the Obama Administration has everything to due with the rise in the Market. If you flood the market with trillions of dollars and are forced to keep interest rates artificially low in order to try and control the debt you are incurring the only viable option for investors is stocks and comm...
- Sat Jan 26, 2013 7:11 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Radio -
- Replies: 2272
- Views: 810731
Re: Radio -
Thank You!...
- Sat Jan 12, 2013 7:44 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: super bowl 1 quarter second set of commercials after kickoff
- Replies: 6
- Views: 964
Re: super bowl 1 quarter second set of commercials after kic
You are not gay.... best of luck trying to pass yourself off as one. ![Very Happy :grin:](./images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif)
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- Tue Jan 08, 2013 10:19 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Trillion-Dollar Platinum Coin...
- Replies: 49
- Views: 1142
Re: Trillion-Dollar Platinum Coin...
I wonder if I go out and steal enough catalytic converters the Treasury will make me a Trillionare...hmmm
- Mon Jan 07, 2013 11:44 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Anonymous..V for Vendetta meets Friday Night Lights
- Replies: 9
- Views: 202
Re: Anonymous..V for Vendetta meets Friday Night Lights
Sorry, Too much effort involved.Try to pretend to be interested.
- Wed Dec 12, 2012 8:33 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: T1B Secret Santa Gift Exchange Thread
- Replies: 38
- Views: 2806
Re: T1B Secret Santa Gift Exchange Thread
Holy Shit Spray! Zappa would be proud!
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Awesome
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- Mon Dec 10, 2012 9:02 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: If A Pacman Falls In the Forest...
- Replies: 6
- Views: 213
Re: If A Pacman Falls In the Forest...
Who gives a shit?
Boxing died years ago.
Boxing died years ago.
- Mon Nov 19, 2012 6:03 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: (G) The Kikes putting the smackdown on the Arabs.Round 1 (G)
- Replies: 161
- Views: 5898
Re: (G) The Kikes putting the smackdown on the Arabs.Round 1
We are busy winding down our own wars...Isreal is on its own just like we treated the Jews in 1938...
How nasty can it get until we finally understand that there are people that want the Jews exterminated from this planet?
Time will tell.
How nasty can it get until we finally understand that there are people that want the Jews exterminated from this planet?
Time will tell.
- Mon Nov 05, 2012 9:58 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: I'm leaving here.
- Replies: 123
- Views: 3071
Re: I'm leaving here.
Don't forget that if you work this thread hard enough and with a few government rebates on our dime you can add a solar panel array as nice as Mikey's.I could use a new patio too.
- Thu Nov 01, 2012 5:29 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Chris Christie
- Replies: 5
- Views: 165
Re: Chris Christie
Just replace the Jersey Shore with his ass and they're half way there.
- Thu Nov 01, 2012 2:14 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: electoral college, call it
- Replies: 97
- Views: 8556
Re: electoral college, call it
The hurricane ruined it all, we'll need a recount.
- Fri Oct 19, 2012 6:08 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Obama on the Daily Show with John Stewart
- Replies: 34
- Views: 2952
Re: Obama on the Daily Show with John Stewart
Obama was on Stewart's show?
Doesn't surprise me, he's a complete joke.
Doesn't surprise me, he's a complete joke.
- Wed Oct 17, 2012 5:26 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: the second debate
- Replies: 131
- Views: 5895
Re: the second debate
Isn't that some of the core of the argument? They hate women, ya know, the other sex, 50% of who we are?Moving Sale wrote:I meant a reason that wasn't based in Bigotry.
- Wed Oct 17, 2012 5:17 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: the second debate
- Replies: 131
- Views: 5895
Re: the second debate
How has the pres been a failure in foreign policy? I'll just throw this out there.Just like Bush did with Secretary Rice, Obama did with Hillary, an impossible job for a woman in a place where women aren't respected at all, at best they are treated like the basic house fly. Oh yes...we are fucked. ...