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by Biggie
Wed Apr 17, 2024 3:48 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Masters Contest 2024
Replies: 64
Views: 1624

Re: Masters Contest 2024

Donnie Baker's Ghost wrote: Wed Apr 17, 2024 2:57 am Whose dick do I gotta suck to become god emperor of this thread
Not sure but start with
mine

-kcdave
by Biggie
Wed Apr 17, 2024 1:14 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: For all you dumbasses…
Replies: 45
Views: 1005

Re: For all you dumbasses…

Glad you got ‘er figured out.
by Biggie
Tue Apr 16, 2024 3:34 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 4-13-24
Replies: 21
Views: 555

Re: Weekend Roll Call 4-13-24

Why would that meme trigger gays?
by Biggie
Tue Apr 16, 2024 3:29 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Masters Contest 2024
Replies: 64
Views: 1624

Re: Masters Contest 2024

We can’t even have a golf thread without you idiots having your clit-measuring contest?
by Biggie
Fri Apr 12, 2024 11:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If the coffin don’t fit…
Replies: 41
Views: 783

Re: If the coffin don’t fit…

No wait that was Marcus Allen.
by Biggie
Fri Apr 12, 2024 11:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If the coffin don’t fit…
Replies: 41
Views: 783

Re: If the coffin don’t fit…

When I joined SCIII, there was an OJ forum. It was pre-murders. Hundreds of “Water is Wet. Sin, Orenthal” posts. Lol. Long fucking time ago.
by Biggie
Tue Apr 09, 2024 5:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How do you hold your phone?
Replies: 11
Views: 318

Re: How do you hold your phone?

Smackie wrote:Image
by Biggie
Tue Apr 09, 2024 5:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How do you hold your phone?
Replies: 11
Views: 318

Re: How do you hold your phone?

Rootbeer wrote:Image
by Biggie
Tue Apr 09, 2024 5:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How do you hold your phone?
Replies: 11
Views: 318

Re: How do you hold your phone?

kcdork wrote:Image
by Biggie
Tue Apr 09, 2024 4:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How do you hold your phone?
Replies: 11
Views: 318

Re: How do you hold your phone?

Image

Thunder Island, please.

-YKWolfman
by Biggie
Tue Apr 09, 2024 2:35 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Masters Contest 2024
Replies: 64
Views: 1624

Re: Masters Contest 2024

Brooks Koepka 1800
Erik van Rooyen 18000
by Biggie
Sun Mar 24, 2024 5:39 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: At least WE'RE safe
Replies: 8
Views: 338

Re: At least WE'RE safe

The Seer wrote: Sat Mar 23, 2024 4:15 pm IS was responsible for the attack.
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by Biggie
Fri Mar 22, 2024 11:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: SEC stinkin’ up tournament
Replies: 21
Views: 525

Re: SEC stinkin’ up tournament

And there goes Florida and Auburn. Wowsers.
by Biggie
Sun Mar 10, 2024 3:50 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 3-9-24
Replies: 24
Views: 502

Re: Weekend Roll Call 3-9-24

Drove down to visit with my wife’s mom in an assisted living facility where she is zombied out on anti-depression drugs. I walked into a room where the temp was at least 85 and the odor was pure shit. Luckily I was able to escape and enjoy dinner with a wonderful 21 year old girl, the daughter of a...
by Biggie
Fri Mar 08, 2024 9:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: State of the Union
Replies: 54
Views: 1076

Re: State of the Union

Smackie Chan wrote: Fri Mar 08, 2024 7:47 pm
Results?
What do you care? You're going to go 5-10 and then quit.
by Biggie
Fri Mar 08, 2024 9:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Was It Worth It?
Replies: 4
Views: 179

Re: Was It Worth It?

What do you need your Johnson for, Dude?

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by Biggie
Wed Feb 28, 2024 4:18 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Message from Broken Staple
Replies: 13
Views: 508

Re: Message from Broken Staple

Listening.

I now think I will do my own podcast but don’t know how. Please tell me. I dont have any equipment but I do have things in my head that should be shared with the general public in audio format.
by Biggie
Tue Feb 27, 2024 7:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: America's Happiest Cities
Replies: 17
Views: 460

Re: America's Happiest Cities

America's Least Happy Cities:

1. Wherever Sven Golly is this morning
by Biggie
Tue Feb 27, 2024 7:10 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: America's Happiest Cities
Replies: 17
Views: 460

Re: America's Happiest Cities

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Tue Feb 27, 2024 7:02 pm
What's the secret to happiness in Fremont, California?
It's 64% Asian, so maybe they just didn't understand the question.
by Biggie
Tue Feb 27, 2024 6:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Message from Broken Staple
Replies: 13
Views: 508

Re: Message from Broken Staple

Smackie Chan wrote: Mon Feb 26, 2024 2:48 pm
Rootbeer wrote:PM me for the link
Rootbeer doesn't do PMs, which leads me to doubt the veracity of this whole fucking thing.
by Biggie
Mon Feb 26, 2024 6:01 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Message from Broken Staple
Replies: 13
Views: 508

Re: Message from Broken Staple

My best friend B-Stap started a podcast with another educator with whom he works. It's pretty darn good. I look forward to two things on Fridays: The Jimmy Dore Show and Staple's podcast. Basically it's a critical look at entertainment media and as you'd expect, Staple has some valuable insights. H...
by Biggie
Tue Feb 20, 2024 5:21 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: another message from Jesse!
Replies: 16
Views: 554

Re: another message from Jesse!

RACK jtr. VERY underrated actor.
by Biggie
Fri Feb 16, 2024 4:42 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Inventor of the Pop-Tart dead at 96
Replies: 7
Views: 238

Re: Inventor of the Pop-Tart dead at 96

How is the softball bat inventor doing? I heard he had Lupus.
by Biggie
Mon Feb 12, 2024 5:51 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets - FINAL
Replies: 11
Views: 531

Re: 2023 Three Best Bets - FINAL

I think I was 0-2 brah.

Thanks for doing all of the hard work and props to Jobs. Dynasty?
by Biggie
Mon Feb 12, 2024 1:34 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Super Bowl
Replies: 25
Views: 1007

Re: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Super Bowl

Screw_Michigan wrote: someone has to be the bitch.

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Sewed it up in week 1
by Biggie
Sat Feb 10, 2024 1:50 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Super Bowl
Replies: 25
Views: 1007

Re: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Super Bowl

SF -2
Over 47.5

Good luck to the contenders. Classy thread here.
by Biggie
Fri Feb 09, 2024 8:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Radio -
Replies: 2254
Views: 597140

Re: Radio -

I'll be there, man!

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Oh man, I'm fucking wasted.
by Biggie
Thu Feb 08, 2024 6:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: So I have long COVID
Replies: 36
Views: 1161

Re: So I have long COVID

Doce huevos y seis budweisers, por favor.

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by Biggie
Thu Feb 08, 2024 4:01 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: JESUS PISSING CHRIST
Replies: 20
Views: 2611

Re: JESUS PISSING CHRIST

Bump
by Biggie
Tue Feb 06, 2024 6:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Raise Your Red Solo Cup
Replies: 11
Views: 532

Re: Raise Your Red Solo Cup

Carson wrote: Tue Feb 06, 2024 11:47 am I Love This Box
Rack.
by Biggie
Sat Feb 03, 2024 3:20 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Death By TKO
Replies: 11
Views: 479

Re: Death By TKO

Had he been watching a Chiefs game recently? Unlikely. Nobody was willing to navigate the impossibly complex process of streaming it. ~YNW~ Stream it? I wouldn’t watch it for free even if Taylor Swift was giving me a rimjob while I ate caviar-coated wagyu off some hot virgin’s clit. Go Blues or Ava...
by Biggie
Fri Feb 02, 2024 8:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Death By TKO
Replies: 11
Views: 479

Re: Death By TKO

стеклянный пенис

искренне,
Drago
by Biggie
Wed Jan 31, 2024 4:54 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Super Bowl
Replies: 25
Views: 1007

Re: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Super Bowl

Jobs is going to man up, that’s excellent news and consistent with the spirit of this deal. So-brass tacks-is it true that the only way that Jobs doesn’t win is if pops goes 4-0 and Jobs goes 0-2? If so, then there’s no reason for pops to think too hard here. Just wait for Jobs to commit, then bet t...
by Biggie
Mon Jan 29, 2024 2:24 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Conference Championships
Replies: 20
Views: 1030

Re: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Conference Championships

I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue. 3 absolute clunkers.
by Biggie
Sun Jan 28, 2024 11:16 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Conference Championships
Replies: 20
Views: 1030

Re: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Conference Championships

DET/SF under 51
by Biggie
Sun Jan 28, 2024 6:00 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Fat fucks thread update.
Replies: 82
Views: 45431

Re: Fat fucks thread update.

Jesus, Diego. You’re lucky this isn’t really a Smack board. If we were at SCIII, that might have been your last post before you became an eternal punchline.

And RACK Python as always.
by Biggie
Sun Jan 28, 2024 5:40 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Radio -
Replies: 2254
Views: 597140

Re: Radio -

Fucking RACK.
by Biggie
Sun Jan 28, 2024 3:38 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Conference Championships
Replies: 20
Views: 1030

Re: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Conference Championships

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote: Mon Jan 22, 2024 8:29 pmwe need to focus on the BIG picture here...... getting me to .500
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TWIS, Mendoza
by Biggie
Sat Jan 27, 2024 11:40 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Conference Championships
Replies: 20
Views: 1030

Re: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Conference Championships

KC/BAL over 45