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by Biggie
Sun May 05, 2024 2:34 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Assault with fried chicken (no need to actually guess the race)
Replies: 13
Views: 302

Re: Assault with fried chicken (no need to actually guess the race)

d-townmike wrote: Fri May 03, 2024 7:10 pm If .net was still around, we would have had a big time hey-day with this one!

Florida Man Arrested For Battery After Attacking Sister With Fried Chicken
Sounds like it was an amazing board.
by Biggie
Sun May 05, 2024 2:30 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Did DTC Go Bankrupt?
Replies: 9
Views: 236

Re: Did DTC Go Bankrupt?

d-townmike wrote: Fri May 03, 2024 7:29 pm For all 5 of us, it would have been over $100 including tip.
:shock:

That’s like one of those NFL hazing stories where they make the rookie pick up the check. You sure the bill was accurate and you weren’t overcharged?
by Biggie
Sat May 04, 2024 9:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: the 150th Kentucky Derby, call it!
Replies: 36
Views: 520

Re: the 150th Kentucky Derby, call it!

Just a Touch
Sierra Leone
Honor Marie

Longshot: West Saratoga
by Biggie
Fri May 03, 2024 4:05 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: the 150th Kentucky Derby, call it!
Replies: 36
Views: 520

Re: the 150th Kentucky Derby, call it!

It’s a topping of your choice, but you have to choose chicken.
by Biggie
Fri May 03, 2024 12:57 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: ELO’s light dinner
Replies: 9
Views: 283

Re: ELO’s light dinner

Silver lining, every second James spends not understanding jokes is more time for the juvenile boys to try and find shelter.
by Biggie
Thu May 02, 2024 11:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: ELO’s light dinner
Replies: 9
Views: 283

ELO’s light dinner

Mr. Green Salad
Don’t Bring me Dessert
by Biggie
Thu May 02, 2024 11:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: ELO's light dimmer
Replies: 6
Views: 203

Re: ELO's light dimmer

The first track on Tandy’s first album with ELO is called Livin’ Thing, if that helps.
by Biggie
Thu May 02, 2024 11:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: the 150th Kentucky Derby, call it!
Replies: 36
Views: 520

Re: the 150th Kentucky Derby, call it!

HPG was winning this thread by a couple lengths until
I am bad at animal abuse competition.
Come on, man. 😂

I have my annual calcutta tomorrow and then will throw down on the Most Exciting 2 Minutes in Sports. Good thread Roo.
by Biggie
Tue Apr 23, 2024 3:58 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: For all you dumbasses…
Replies: 79
Views: 3525

Re: For all you dumbasses…

Bill in Houston wrote: Mon Apr 22, 2024 11:41 pm Yet again, Biggie fishing for attention.
:mrgreen:
by Biggie
Mon Apr 22, 2024 10:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Erf Day
Replies: 17
Views: 583

Re: Erf Day

I notice that they’re white, too. 🙄
by Biggie
Mon Apr 22, 2024 10:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: For all you dumbasses…
Replies: 79
Views: 3525

Re: For all you dumbasses…

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Thu Apr 18, 2024 2:21 pmIvermectin saved my friend Marlin's life.
I think you mean anemone, but either way it’s not a panacea. Just ask Coral.

Unwar bigbarracuda
by Biggie
Mon Apr 22, 2024 10:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare
Replies: 23
Views: 708

Re: The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare

Roach could drive his F-150 between those torpedo tits and never touch the sides.
by Biggie
Mon Apr 22, 2024 9:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare
Replies: 23
Views: 708

Re: The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare

I think maybe foray but I only speak American.
by Biggie
Sun Apr 21, 2024 8:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare
Replies: 23
Views: 708

Re: The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Sat Apr 20, 2024 6:55 pmApparently it's based on the UK's first foyer into clandestine military operations.
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by Biggie
Wed Apr 17, 2024 3:48 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Masters Contest 2024
Replies: 64
Views: 3168

Re: Masters Contest 2024

Donnie Baker's Ghost wrote: Wed Apr 17, 2024 2:57 am Whose dick do I gotta suck to become god emperor of this thread
Not sure but start with
mine

-kcdave
by Biggie
Wed Apr 17, 2024 1:14 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: For all you dumbasses…
Replies: 79
Views: 3525

Re: For all you dumbasses…

Glad you got ‘er figured out.
by Biggie
Tue Apr 16, 2024 3:34 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 4-13-24
Replies: 21
Views: 1184

Re: Weekend Roll Call 4-13-24

Why would that meme trigger gays?
by Biggie
Tue Apr 16, 2024 3:29 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Masters Contest 2024
Replies: 64
Views: 3168

Re: Masters Contest 2024

We can’t even have a golf thread without you idiots having your clit-measuring contest?
by Biggie
Fri Apr 12, 2024 11:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If the coffin don’t fit…
Replies: 41
Views: 1650

Re: If the coffin don’t fit…

No wait that was Marcus Allen.
by Biggie
Fri Apr 12, 2024 11:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If the coffin don’t fit…
Replies: 41
Views: 1650

Re: If the coffin don’t fit…

When I joined SCIII, there was an OJ forum. It was pre-murders. Hundreds of “Water is Wet. Sin, Orenthal” posts. Lol. Long fucking time ago.
by Biggie
Tue Apr 09, 2024 5:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How do you hold your phone?
Replies: 11
Views: 659

Re: How do you hold your phone?

Smackie wrote:Image
by Biggie
Tue Apr 09, 2024 5:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How do you hold your phone?
Replies: 11
Views: 659

Re: How do you hold your phone?

Rootbeer wrote:Image
by Biggie
Tue Apr 09, 2024 5:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How do you hold your phone?
Replies: 11
Views: 659

Re: How do you hold your phone?

kcdork wrote:Image
by Biggie
Tue Apr 09, 2024 4:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How do you hold your phone?
Replies: 11
Views: 659

Re: How do you hold your phone?

Image

Thunder Island, please.

-YKWolfman
by Biggie
Tue Apr 09, 2024 2:35 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Masters Contest 2024
Replies: 64
Views: 3168

Re: Masters Contest 2024

Brooks Koepka 1800
Erik van Rooyen 18000
by Biggie
Sun Mar 24, 2024 5:39 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: At least WE'RE safe
Replies: 8
Views: 878

Re: At least WE'RE safe

The Seer wrote: Sat Mar 23, 2024 4:15 pm IS was responsible for the attack.
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by Biggie
Fri Mar 22, 2024 11:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: SEC stinkin’ up tournament
Replies: 21
Views: 1136

Re: SEC stinkin’ up tournament

And there goes Florida and Auburn. Wowsers.
by Biggie
Sun Mar 10, 2024 3:50 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 3-9-24
Replies: 24
Views: 805

Re: Weekend Roll Call 3-9-24

Drove down to visit with my wife’s mom in an assisted living facility where she is zombied out on anti-depression drugs. I walked into a room where the temp was at least 85 and the odor was pure shit. Luckily I was able to escape and enjoy dinner with a wonderful 21 year old girl, the daughter of a...
by Biggie
Fri Mar 08, 2024 9:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: State of the Union
Replies: 54
Views: 1557

Re: State of the Union

Smackie Chan wrote: Fri Mar 08, 2024 7:47 pm
Results?
What do you care? You're going to go 5-10 and then quit.
by Biggie
Fri Mar 08, 2024 9:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Was It Worth It?
Replies: 4
Views: 409

Re: Was It Worth It?

What do you need your Johnson for, Dude?

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by Biggie
Wed Feb 28, 2024 4:18 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Message from Broken Staple
Replies: 13
Views: 553

Re: Message from Broken Staple

Listening.

I now think I will do my own podcast but don’t know how. Please tell me. I dont have any equipment but I do have things in my head that should be shared with the general public in audio format.
by Biggie
Tue Feb 27, 2024 7:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: America's Happiest Cities
Replies: 17
Views: 508

Re: America's Happiest Cities

America's Least Happy Cities:

1. Wherever Sven Golly is this morning
by Biggie
Tue Feb 27, 2024 7:10 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: America's Happiest Cities
Replies: 17
Views: 508

Re: America's Happiest Cities

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Tue Feb 27, 2024 7:02 pm
What's the secret to happiness in Fremont, California?
It's 64% Asian, so maybe they just didn't understand the question.
by Biggie
Tue Feb 27, 2024 6:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Message from Broken Staple
Replies: 13
Views: 553

Re: Message from Broken Staple

Smackie Chan wrote: Mon Feb 26, 2024 2:48 pm
Rootbeer wrote:PM me for the link
Rootbeer doesn't do PMs, which leads me to doubt the veracity of this whole fucking thing.
by Biggie
Mon Feb 26, 2024 6:01 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Message from Broken Staple
Replies: 13
Views: 553

Re: Message from Broken Staple

My best friend B-Stap started a podcast with another educator with whom he works. It's pretty darn good. I look forward to two things on Fridays: The Jimmy Dore Show and Staple's podcast. Basically it's a critical look at entertainment media and as you'd expect, Staple has some valuable insights. H...
by Biggie
Tue Feb 20, 2024 5:21 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: another message from Jesse!
Replies: 16
Views: 612

Re: another message from Jesse!

RACK jtr. VERY underrated actor.
by Biggie
Fri Feb 16, 2024 4:42 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Inventor of the Pop-Tart dead at 96
Replies: 7
Views: 257

Re: Inventor of the Pop-Tart dead at 96

How is the softball bat inventor doing? I heard he had Lupus.
by Biggie
Mon Feb 12, 2024 5:51 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets - FINAL
Replies: 11
Views: 947

Re: 2023 Three Best Bets - FINAL

I think I was 0-2 brah.

Thanks for doing all of the hard work and props to Jobs. Dynasty?
by Biggie
Mon Feb 12, 2024 1:34 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Super Bowl
Replies: 25
Views: 1439

Re: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Super Bowl

Screw_Michigan wrote: someone has to be the bitch.

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Sewed it up in week 1
by Biggie
Sat Feb 10, 2024 1:50 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Super Bowl
Replies: 25
Views: 1439

Re: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Super Bowl

SF -2
Over 47.5

Good luck to the contenders. Classy thread here.