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by al?
Sat Jul 15, 2006 12:52 am
Forum: Soccer
Topic: Will Italy be stripped of the World Cup?
Replies: 9
Views: 652

After extra-time, they should just move the match to a 12 ft. water tank and springboard.........let the bigger pussy win.


Guarantee, Italy 'rolls' again.

:bode:
by al?
Fri Jul 14, 2006 1:30 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Carrot-Top - WTF?? [WARNING GORE]
Replies: 13
Views: 1129

When your act is as bad as his, you better be ready for unsatisfied customers.
by al?
Sun Jul 09, 2006 8:46 pm
Forum: Soccer
Topic: FINAL - ITA-FRA
Replies: 65
Views: 5130

fuck italy

The Italians in my neighborhood are going to be insufferable for the next few days........like there was a Rocky marathon on every channel.

merde
by al?
Sun Jul 09, 2006 8:27 pm
Forum: Soccer
Topic: FINAL - ITA-FRA
Replies: 65
Views: 5130

Nobody likes Italy but Italians......


A selfish play, yes....but I rack Zidane for doing that Italian, something anybody who's seen their diving, crying, pizza-peasano charades would love to do.

Solid head butt....I hope it hurt.
by al?
Sun Jul 09, 2006 7:41 pm
Forum: Hockey
Topic: Offseason 2006
Replies: 152
Views: 8695

I mean, claim scoreboard on you redneck, grease-ball, so close-yet so far garlic chukkers. So by this logic are you saying that fans shouldn't boo because every NHLer will be able to clame scoreboard on the fans based on the size of his wallet? What does logic have to do with anything? I'm saying t...
by al?
Sun Jul 09, 2006 12:38 am
Forum: Hockey
Topic: Offseason 2006
Replies: 152
Views: 8695

So are Kings fans still going to boo Blake every time he touches the puck? My bet is no, but if things such as that amuse you, I encourage you to tune in to every Ducks game in Edmonton this season. You will hear boos like you've never heard before. :lol: LIKE YOU HAVE NEVER HEARD!!!!!!!! Chris mig...
by al?
Tue Jul 04, 2006 9:32 pm
Forum: Soccer
Topic: Semifinals
Replies: 21
Views: 1985

Not a big fan of Italy BUT.........

Those are two fantastic goals purchased from quality football by the Italian side......full marks.


ps.....Why is Italy shaped like a boot?












Because you can't fit that much shit in a shoe.

They'll be tough to beat Sunday.
by al?
Tue Jul 04, 2006 5:31 pm
Forum: Hockey
Topic: The Captain announces his retirement
Replies: 15
Views: 1426

Those are nice pieces. I'm sadder today than yesterday.

I didn't think it would hurt this bad.
by al?
Mon Jul 03, 2006 4:40 pm
Forum: Hockey
Topic: The Captain announces his retirement
Replies: 15
Views: 1426

Have also heard from the CP that this is the end. Pretty numb right now. Thankful that my last vision of him isnt seeing him writhing in agony on the ice. Saw him pass Mario Lemiuex on the goals scored list at The Joe. He had a great seaon this year and it's not a bad way to go out. 3 Stanley Cups, ...
by al?
Sun Jul 02, 2006 11:41 pm
Forum: Soccer
Topic: Look out Germany!!!
Replies: 6
Views: 987

shouldn't you be out planning a jihad or something?
by al?
Sun Jul 02, 2006 9:04 pm
Forum: Hockey
Topic: Offseason 2006
Replies: 152
Views: 8695

Shoalzie wrote:McCauley signs with Los Angeles
http://tsn.ca/nhl/news_story/?ID=170326&hubname=nhl
[Rome]McCaulEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE[/Rome]



sorry......couldn't resist
by al?
Sun Jul 02, 2006 8:59 pm
Forum: Soccer
Topic: Look out Germany!!!
Replies: 6
Views: 987

He's probably just now composing himself.....if I cared about soccer, I'd be devastated by that loss. The boys played their hearts out and deserved a better result, but it just wasn't meant to be. Ronaldo scoring the winner was salt in the wound, he should not be allowed back into the country....ie,...
by al?
Sat Jul 01, 2006 11:04 pm
Forum: Soccer
Topic: Look out Germany!!!
Replies: 6
Views: 987

....only bigger, nicer and more to the point.

Any word on how the fine city of England is faring this hour?
by al?
Sat Jul 01, 2006 6:03 pm
Forum: Soccer
Topic: Look out Germany!!!
Replies: 6
Views: 987

Look out Germany!!!

English soccer fan.....

Image

is about to turn into English soccer hooligan......

Image


they got jammed.
by al?
Thu Jun 29, 2006 3:25 am
Forum: Hockey
Topic: Hall of Fame inductees
Replies: 8
Views: 1078

by al?
Sun Jun 25, 2006 9:03 pm
Forum: Soccer
Topic: Dutch Team
Replies: 7
Views: 606

I don't watch a lot of soccer, but I've never ever seen a game like that.

I'm speechless.....that game was a total sham and a black EEYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEE for football.

England should roll over a depleted Portugal side.
by al?
Sat Jun 24, 2006 11:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: "Steve dont't eat this"...ROFLMAO
Replies: 14
Views: 846

For all those times I wondered what it would be like to gnaw on my grandmother's thigh, I was about to find out.
tears



thanks for the laugh
by al?
Sat Jun 24, 2006 1:17 am
Forum: Hockey
Topic: Pronger Wants out of Edmonton
Replies: 4
Views: 333

Re: Pronger Wants out of Edmonton

Knowing the situation, maybe a Pronger for Luongo swap makes sense? Not a chance. Edmonton is going to go with Roloson next year.....they gave up a lot to get him and he has become a part of that team. I would've thought the same thing about Pronger. Just as I was gaining a modicum of respect for t...
by al?
Fri Jun 23, 2006 2:41 am
Forum: Hockey
Topic: Drunken Rednecks....OR.......
Replies: 1
Views: 164

Drunken Rednecks....OR.......

scars.



Carolina puts another mark on the Cup.


Fukking Awesome!!!!!
by al?
Fri Jun 23, 2006 1:43 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Van, your new .signature is inappropriate.
Replies: 146
Views: 7175

Sudden Sam wrote: Annie,

Your suggestion that, because I am a southerner, that I am therefore a racist, is offensive as hell. And ignorant.
Always remember your audience.
by al?
Fri Jun 23, 2006 12:22 am
Forum: Hockey
Topic: The Anaheim Ducks in 2007
Replies: 21
Views: 978

Because a webbed foot print is so much more intimidating than the Jason/Duck goalie mask.


California must be a great place.

:lol:
by al?
Fri Jun 23, 2006 12:20 am
Forum: Hockey
Topic: Game 7: Call it!
Replies: 58
Views: 3328

The Rat Pack wrote: Obviously, Sutter didn't have a clue how to use him.
That is no surprise.

Trade away winners much, Calgary?

Sin,

Mike Commodore, Cory Stillman and Martin St. Louis.
by al?
Thu Jun 22, 2006 12:08 am
Forum: Hockey
Topic: Congratulations Carolina!
Replies: 27
Views: 2043

Congratulations, Raleigh. Congratulations Hurricanes. Congrats AQ.

I take back every bad thing I ever said about Carolina. Welcome to the big league.

Rod Brind'amour's face when he finally got to raise the Cup.....awesome....epic.


A series for the ages. Congrats Champs.
by al?
Tue Jun 20, 2006 2:53 am
Forum: Hockey
Topic: State of Emergency Declared in Edmonton
Replies: 3
Views: 194

:lol:
by al?
Tue Jun 20, 2006 1:28 am
Forum: Hockey
Topic: Game 7: Call it!
Replies: 58
Views: 3328

Stupid penalties chukkers.

Stupid fukking penalties.


[understatement]yousa in a bita trouble[/understatement]
by al?
Tue Jun 20, 2006 12:25 am
Forum: Hockey
Topic: Game 7: Call it!
Replies: 58
Views: 3328

I broke my tiffany light jumping over the coffee table.
by al?
Tue Jun 20, 2006 12:10 am
Forum: Hockey
Topic: THE Finals Thread
Replies: 96
Views: 5273

It's sickening but not surprising that this stupid bandwagonning town has thrown its support behind the Garlic.....but not a true dyed in the wool fan like me, nosireebob. AQ......with the exception of a few chukkers, and at the risk of stepping on toes, I think the whole board wants this for you. G...
by al?
Mon Jun 19, 2006 6:23 pm
Forum: Hockey
Topic: Game 7: Call it!
Replies: 58
Views: 3328

Shoalzie wrote: I don't like the idea of trading Kronwall but I wouldn't mind seeing Datsyuk, Mr. Invisible in the playoffs, disappear once and for all.
I was just thinking that the other day....and I'm a huge Datsyuk guy....y'all know that.



As for tonight, I'm making the call......BEST FINALS EVER!!!!!
by al?
Sun Jun 18, 2006 6:20 pm
Forum: Hockey
Topic: I'd just like to say....
Replies: 8
Views: 554

Cicatchukk......I have been eating crow all fukking year long. I'm not about to stop now.
by al?
Sat Jun 17, 2006 7:30 pm
Forum: Soccer
Topic: US - Italy thread
Replies: 50
Views: 1897

Nice elbow by De Rossi.

Add that to the own goal.....what an unlikely turn of events.
by al?
Sat Jun 17, 2006 7:16 pm
Forum: Soccer
Topic: ABC is garbage
Replies: 20
Views: 999

The commentators sound like they're calling a wrestling match.

Get a different feed if you can.
by al?
Sat Jun 17, 2006 6:13 pm
Forum: Soccer
Topic: US - Italy thread
Replies: 50
Views: 1897

Czechs - 3
U.S.A -0

Ghana - 2
Czechs - 0

Italy - 2
Ghana - 0





It is going to be a long day for the Americans on the pitch today.
by al?
Sat Jun 17, 2006 3:13 am
Forum: Soccer
Topic: England were fucking AWFUL.
Replies: 10
Views: 600

England has had a poor showing at best.
by al?
Sat Jun 17, 2006 3:11 am
Forum: Soccer
Topic: US - Italy thread
Replies: 50
Views: 1897

Sad to say for American fans, Italy will be the boot in more ways than one in this match.

The American's high ranking (5th!?!?!?) is ridiculous.
by al?
Fri Jun 16, 2006 9:44 pm
Forum: Soccer
Topic: Argentina
Replies: 4
Views: 420

Argentina

If that's what they did to a Serbian team that held the Netherlands to a single goal.....holy crap. Although the red card given to the serbs was horseshit. The Serbs were heralded as a superior defensive side, but it sure didn't look that way today. The touch passes made by some of the Argentine pla...
by al?
Thu Jun 15, 2006 3:08 am
Forum: Hockey
Topic: THE Finals Thread
Replies: 96
Views: 5273

no sooner submitted.........



wack.

:?
by al?
Thu Jun 15, 2006 3:07 am
Forum: Hockey
Topic: THE Finals Thread
Replies: 96
Views: 5273

UH-OOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!



fitting if it ends on a pp.
by al?
Thu Jun 15, 2006 2:14 am
Forum: Hockey
Topic: THE Finals Thread
Replies: 96
Views: 5273

2nd int.

This is my iron clad, lock of all locks, lifetime guarantee.....next goal wins this game. If Carolina comes out too tense they could get caught.



This is where champions are born.
by al?
Thu Jun 15, 2006 12:26 am
Forum: Soccer
Topic: All teams have played once, my rankings as follows
Replies: 2
Views: 500

My Top 5:

1/ Netherlands
2/ Argentina
3/ Brasil
4/ Spain
5/ Italy
5a/ Czech's
by al?
Thu Jun 15, 2006 12:21 am
Forum: Soccer
Topic: Here come BRASIL
Replies: 20
Views: 931

Brasil looked pretty good early, but I think that had more to do with nerves on Croatia's part. Once the Cro-ats settled in, their talent and Brasil's seemingly dis-interested play kept it close. If Croatia had a true striker, they could've won that game (assuming Brasil didn't step their game up......