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So yesterday I am on the lot and this creepy dude in a trench coat pulls in and walks up to me. "I'm sending my wife in today to look at cars and I will come by tomorrow and get the one she picks." I'm thinking this should be easy, right? Lady shows up with a one year old little girl and i...

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Whats up old comrade.

Hows things? I am headed to your neck of the woods tomorrow to get my girl from the airport. I haven't been in town without her for a while so dude stuff will happen. Gonna look at geetars and get a coney from Nicks unless you have a better suggestion.

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this looks like a good time to stop in and say howdy. so howdy. I went to the Ducks game last weekend with all my Dinsdales and one of them brought out Penn State cornhole boxes. We were grilling some ribs from a well know Portland butcher shop, when out of nowhere, just like last year, a balding du...

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FTR I don't sin against nature. If this is in reference to my smashing beer bottles, I'd more liken that to "sin against assholes' driveways".

The stop sign thing only happened twice.

Rack Velo

wait. Is this about the muslim bomb?

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I don't think anyone cares. This is too easy. And still no Ana.

It's quiet.

Too quiet.

could it be that Ana is a collaborator?

wholy shit man the sheild! THE SHEILD IS NOT DOWN!!!

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I'll put up the beacon........

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no sign of her in detention block C.

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I hope this goes as well as the Luther and PrimeX rescues.

I got stopped in my tracks at the "13 posters.." thread and am a little worse for wear.

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mvscal wrote:blah blah blah blah

no clue?

I say it was Dinsdale, in the Cul de Smak, with a decent raincoat and boots.

good to see some things never change.

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Dinsdale wrote: Hopefully, ODOT ate their Wheaties this morning.

wing and a prayer there, guy.

happy hunting.

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LMAO at the socals in here.

Yeah, you can get hypothermia at 40 degrees. If you are a blithering imbecile.

I forgot that this place can be funneh.

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It was Ground Control. I rolled into town the night before a Duck game and all my Dinsdaleish buddies were all there. The fukking place is dialed except they had some ghey house dj pumping technocrap at earsplitting volume. They should keep it real and spin the 80's new wave. Went to Gartner's for t...

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All of my Dinsdales in Portland are freaking out. Fukking funny. Its snowing here and it's 1 degree. It's always fucking cold in winter in your goofy little burg. Until Last week its been sunny and in the 60's. During the night it drops to 19, but you knew that. It's been a weird snow season. Meani...

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Hey Have you been to that 80's arcade in the pearl/chinatown?

Ground Effect.

Fucking awesome. Every game has a beerholder and they have bottles and cans on ice. good times.

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All of my Dinsdales in Portland are freaking out.

Fukking funny. Its snowing here and it's 1 degree.

Dins, if you walked outside here, your nose would start gushing blood.

Fuck it. We're halfway through winter. Even if it's a shitslam for two months it's over after that.

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Kid Nashville wrote: Of course what would you expect from someone who's idea of a warm greeting is a 98.6 degree shot of man goo right between your vacant, almond shaped eyes.

they are gonna love you here.

again.

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I nearly hit some pedestians in my car the other day. Come to think of it, I've seen loads of pedestians get hit by Tri-Met busses in the Portland. Good idea coming back here so that all of these guys can say "you are a fag" and "pussy" and everything to you. Because that is tota...

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Rack R-Jack

not for blasting puke and blown bark all over the reststop, but for the Hemmingwayesque stop frame verbal photography.

I can just feel the fly on my bung

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In that case, if pointing out that his act has grown tiresome and unreadable on public messageboards is talking behind his back, then color me guilty. Translation: Maybe I'll "try" to bash shutyomouth so I'll appear cooler to my felch buddies at the other board. Sad, dude. I didn't really...

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Timmay - you're a really weird fucking cat. All used to be well, until somebody points out that you speak shit about me behind my back? WTF? Are you that worried about fitting in? what the fuck are you talking about? I don't even know who the fuck you are. It's shutyomouth. A legend in his own mind...

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bwahaha @ "fitting in"

never "fit in" at this place. ever.

next

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Timmay - you're a really weird fucking cat. All used to be well, until somebody points out that you speak shit about me behind my back? WTF? Are you that worried about fitting in? what the fuck are you talking about? I don't even know who the fuck you are. And I don't talk behind anyone's back. It'...

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Papa Willie wrote:
YD wrote:
Dinsdale wrote: Deece Grog.
Yay. Fag7 talk?

yay. ANKLE GRAB..er BITING weak smak talk?

Curl up and die you worthless waste of posts.

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I see your boys at Deschutes have come out of the closet and are entering a wheat beer. How special. I'm sure you're very happy for them. A sad day, really. If they're cranking out fagbrews, they become "Timmay/YD's Boys"... he actually hangs out with those guys. OH NO YOU DIDN"T I c...

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YD, Where the fuck have you been for the past 4 yrs. Are you that much of a tard that you did'nt realize the market was fucked when gas hit 2$ a galllon? Or did you not have your drivers licsense yet? Keep smoking dope kid..... The Market only went southern here in the last year. And no, even thoug...

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Those guys in Jonah are all friends of mine. Ask them if they know the guitar player from the Bond Brothers and they'll probably have a few sw00t YD stories. You don't have to say you know me from here. Tell em you met me at Nicks Coney Island before it closed and I was drinkin beers with loot-her. ...

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oh hi dins. Neat they built a brewery over in the Pearly to jack up the prices and milk your sogged out asses for your meager disposable income. I'll be sure to visit there next time I'm in town for a guitar harvest. Not. All these dumbfucks here in construction are over in your hood working so they...

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PSUFAN wrote:We ask very little for helping you tools with every little request.

Please edify me...what exactly will this achieve?

What's next, timmay - a "I think I might have to SNEEZE soon" thread, or will Mag7 host that brilliance?

done

and go choke on a cack rumps

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Bizzarofelice wrote:dollar is weak. more and more foreign companies will be coming in, buying our institutions and laying off American workers.

FUCK the global economy like I said at the Mag. It will bring out country to it's knees before any Obamunists (sup Cuda) can.

314 is gripping. Budweiser is our identity.

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and don't waste any time shitcanning this to TROTS when done.

thanks again

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posting on an old atari with paddles over here.

fuck all of you

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change my nic to YD so its the same everywheres

thanks homeys

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and maybe a few of these badboys..

/s/

atardmic punk

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I'm not so savvy to the SN radio thing. I've listed to it once and played the little tard of the week thing that bagels did on me.

but I am pretty sure that Dins plays with dolls

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tsk mikey. I'm just about to head down to my favorite dining establishment on a cool but clear day here in the high desert. I will enjoy the flavors of fine food and microbrews known only to those native to the U&L. The finest women will accompany me and I will enjoy ALL of the wonderous bountie...

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when did the new carpet and paint go in?

freakin me out.

Dinsdale plays with dolls

How about them balzers

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sittin at the computer lookin like a cracked tube of biscuits.

fookin fatties pork pork pork up their kids too.

disgusting fatties

burn in hell

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Dinsdale wrote:

Any port in a storm.

One of my favorite, ever so often reccuring verses from the heralded novel My Life In An Eternal Storm by I.M. Dinsdale

U&L publishing 1996 I think.

fact check stat, pls.

TIA

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