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by YD
Thu Jan 11, 2007 9:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Revenge ideas needed
Replies: 57
Views: 3481

Dinsdale wrote:
Kansas City Kid wrote:Another thing you could do is shit on her chest and then tittyfuck her - AKA a "Chili Dog."

We'll try that this friday.

Sin,
You Know The Drill[/img]
rollin here. bwahahaaaa
by YD
Thu Jan 11, 2007 8:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: One of the highest-paid athletes in American sport is...
Replies: 51
Views: 3034

Nish

ever been to Sealand?
by YD
Wed Jan 10, 2007 9:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Birthday Racks for lester the nightfly
Replies: 5
Views: 189

if you were just stumped for another steely song to dinsify, then racks and carry on then
by YD
Wed Jan 10, 2007 9:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Birthday Racks for lester the nightfly
Replies: 5
Views: 189

Never seen him looking so old, my washed-up one They tell me that his drug-addled mind has come undone Any aging dude with half a brain surely would retire my friend Any minor fan would laugh when they announce a tour again When the taxman is at your door Become another geriatric whore... Any aging...
by YD
Tue Jan 09, 2007 6:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: This place would be a great idea...
Replies: 10
Views: 1437

I'll make pork chops
by YD
Mon Jan 08, 2007 8:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Strange smell emitting from NY....
Replies: 4
Views: 188

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High above Manhattan Town

what floats and has, a smell like that...
by YD
Mon Jan 08, 2007 8:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Wee Folks
Replies: 11
Views: 393

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I tried to pull a sasquatch hoax on those midgies last summer, but they didn't make their annual camping trip to Irish Lake. Had to settle for scaring some other campers.


I heart that show
by YD
Thu Jan 04, 2007 3:27 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Headed for NAMM this month
Replies: 1
Views: 133

Headed for NAMM this month

y'al take a good look at this lump o shit. AND REMEMBER IT!!!! you fuck up in a fitrefight I guarantee you a TRIP HOME!! http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i62/G_bear_84/Tom-Berenger---Platoon--small.jpg In a BODYBAG!! yup NAMM on the 18th and CA vinyage guitar show on the 21st orange county here I ...
by YD
Wed Jan 03, 2007 7:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Posters we need to see more from in 2007
Replies: 62
Views: 4757

Re: Posters we need to see more from in 2007

poptart wrote: Jeff in SD -- Jeeeeeffie, come out and plaaaaaa aaaaay BAAAAA HAHAHAHAHA
Jeff ran himself from all the boards and is constructing his own epic bastion of smack:

http://www.tardfree.com

oxymoparadox?
by YD
Wed Jan 03, 2007 12:13 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: tonight is the "Wolf Moon"
Replies: 6
Views: 268

Mikey wrote:
Bobby42 wrote:Mandatory overtime for emergency room personnel. They'll be a shitload of bite victims coming through.
Not only that but injuries from head-ons with speeding dumpaters and a rash of Beast Light overdoses.
throw in a few cases of spray paint inhalation
by YD
Sat Dec 30, 2006 1:56 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Let's have a contest!
Replies: 18
Views: 2088

Jake Ryan's Sassoon Blow dryer
by YD
Wed Dec 27, 2006 3:25 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A Merry Christmas RACK to the following......
Replies: 37
Views: 2133

you wouldn't know a read if you could read a read

and you yodel



you yodel bones


like cakcs

boneyodeler


yodelodelodelodelodeleeodeleeodeldodel




somebody heimlich the dong outta rj's troat


merry xmas
by YD
Fri Dec 22, 2006 12:24 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Be careful what you wish for
Replies: 33
Views: 2849

rack dins and velo
by YD
Thu Dec 21, 2006 3:36 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The first reindeer that crosses my war path...
Replies: 16
Views: 826

unwar thinking this was gonna be a reindeer asseat thread

:meds:
by YD
Thu Dec 21, 2006 3:33 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Walleyed or Hairlipped?
Replies: 17
Views: 1712

hey would you like to dance!?

srry late
by YD
Wed Dec 20, 2006 10:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dear Sudden Sam and Timmay:
Replies: 29
Views: 2584

my buddy's wife has a pic of me when I was about 20 sitting on the couch at our old pad. I've tried everything to get the picture from them. Not a good thing to have floating around. TG they dont do internet messageboards. in the pic I'm wearing a pair of tommy overalls that are probably 48x48's(onl...
by YD
Wed Dec 20, 2006 9:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dear Sudden Sam and Timmay:
Replies: 29
Views: 2584

you're right

its probably cuda
by YD
Wed Dec 20, 2006 9:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dear Sudden Sam and Timmay:
Replies: 29
Views: 2584

btw PSUFAN I think we should get a couple first round picks for the baggage we've taken on as of late.

Shrubber

Jokey

Dr Detroit (yep its true)

possibly IB now......

send cash or beer or anything
by YD
Wed Dec 20, 2006 9:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dear Sudden Sam and Timmay:
Replies: 29
Views: 2584

I don't remember where its at but IB called out this poster for that avatard, and he posted some midrange smak, then sent her a "lets be fliends" PM.

of course she posted it. and dude looked really lame and it was pretty bwahahahaha.
by YD
Wed Dec 20, 2006 9:23 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dear Sudden Sam and Timmay:
Replies: 29
Views: 2584

memory refresher:

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by YD
Wed Dec 20, 2006 9:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dear Sudden Sam and Timmay:
Replies: 29
Views: 2584

you already done been there.

remember milk in da D?
by YD
Wed Dec 20, 2006 9:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dear Sudden Sam and Timmay:
Replies: 29
Views: 2584

Ingse Bodil wrote:the board doesn't need tards. it needs contributors.

are the jolson/mammy wannabes african-american, or
non-african american?
their ips trace back to southern crackers mostly
by YD
Wed Dec 20, 2006 9:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dear Sudden Sam and Timmay:
Replies: 29
Views: 2584

the other site I post ion has a bunch of al jolsen/mammy trools. I have been known to lure in abd throw tards to the T1b rancor now and then. Just covering my ass because it looked like we were gonna get a mammy invasion. looks like you didn't get it. oh and the creepy part. yeah heebeejeebees, lady
by YD
Wed Dec 20, 2006 9:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dear Sudden Sam and Timmay:
Replies: 29
Views: 2584

I don't remember any of my sideline reports that may have gotten your attention.
by YD
Wed Dec 20, 2006 7:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (G) Caption (BB) (G)danger(G)
Replies: 39
Views: 3814

fuh the luv of gawd throw a (g) on this atrocity

the harrah
by YD
Wed Dec 20, 2006 5:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pick my girlfriend's Christmas present this year
Replies: 123
Views: 7424

Dinsdale wrote:
timmay wrote:I spent a grip
"A grip"?

Great, now that phrase will probably re-enter my vocabulary for the first time in 15 years.
you still owe me a beer for "whiz quiz"
by YD
Wed Dec 20, 2006 4:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pick my girlfriend's Christmas present this year
Replies: 123
Views: 7424

I got my wife one of them iPod shuffles for when she goes running. she already has a nano or whatever, but wants the lil clip-on, tiny thing. I also got her a nicer digital camera . she's going from a 3 mp to a 7mp. all the extra cards, etc. Plus I spent a grip on new family pics. I better get some ...
by YD
Wed Dec 20, 2006 4:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: SaladTosser & Fatsak?
Replies: 23
Views: 1655

One user happened upon this thread and was reminded just how god damned kick ass light cycles are. And he totally would own anyone at light cycles. He would go really fast and make you all crash into the wall or those super kick ass light trail things and then laff and stuff http://www.mediacircus....
by YD
Tue Dec 19, 2006 10:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dear Python:
Replies: 20
Views: 2091

[understate]lady, you get a lil more creepy everytime I see you back on these boards[/understate]
by YD
Tue Dec 19, 2006 10:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Is Mother Nature trying to finish off the U&L?
Replies: 17
Views: 653

what was he drinkin segrams? wild turkey?
by YD
Tue Dec 19, 2006 10:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dear Python:
Replies: 20
Views: 2091

uuhm if you guys get invaded with Al Jolsen/ mammy trolls I don't know where they came from and they have never spammed SN so yeah can't help ya.

:fidget:
by YD
Tue Dec 19, 2006 10:23 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Is Mother Nature trying to finish off the U&L?
Replies: 17
Views: 653

bah! that lump o coal aint gonna blow!

/s/

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by YD
Tue Dec 19, 2006 10:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dear Python:
Replies: 20
Views: 2091

he's fixin a sinkhole at chucky cheese
by YD
Tue Dec 19, 2006 2:47 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: chuckie D is on fire in the U&L
Replies: 38
Views: 1946

yeah, you fucking mouth breathing flyovers ought to have the swift "herd thinning" efficiency of the U&L. Rack the northwest for having enough propane to snuff those 100 morons. If they had only had the sense to install proper temporary ventilation with the correct screws to secure the...
by YD
Mon Dec 18, 2006 2:38 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Showbusiness Kids
Replies: 9
Views: 612

I'll be in L.A. that week for the NAMM show....


worth the drive?
by YD
Sun Dec 17, 2006 5:16 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Showbusiness Kids
Replies: 9
Views: 612

werd is they are savvy to a new casino promoter

not sayin I'm glad my favorite band is going lounge act, but I'm in for some steely dan and one arm band...errrrrrrrrrr blackjack.
by YD
Sun Dec 17, 2006 5:11 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Showbusiness Kids
Replies: 9
Views: 612

Showbusiness Kids

http://www.steelydan.com/

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We'll be here all week...
by YD
Sun Dec 17, 2006 4:57 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: When MONSTERS go large
Replies: 13
Views: 532

by YD
Sun Dec 17, 2006 4:54 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: When MONSTERS go large
Replies: 13
Views: 532

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