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by Cicatrix
Mon Jan 26, 2009 3:27 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Happy now, smackaholic?
Replies: 15
Views: 2322

Re: Happy now, smackaholic?

Van wrote:
Thad
~...sigh...~

Image

BWAH!!

RACK!
by Cicatrix
Sat Jan 17, 2009 9:09 pm
Forum: Hockey
Topic: Short term thinking at its finest
Replies: 10
Views: 2654

Short term thinking at its finest

Edmonton Oilers General Manager Steve Tambellini announced today the acquisition of forward Ryan Stone, goaltender Dany Sabourin and a fourth round draft choice in 2011 from the Pittsburgh Penguins in exchange for goaltender Mathieu Garon. So Edmonton is stuck with Roli now. Sure he's been playing ...
by Cicatrix
Thu Jan 15, 2009 9:26 pm
Forum: Cooking Forum
Topic: Favorite Fish
Replies: 30
Views: 3268

Re: Favorite Fish

Dinsdale wrote: RACK fishing.
Second that. I am seriously snowed in here and with the roads being shit as they are I'm not driving 3 hours to fish the Bow. Been tying flies like a motherfucker though and when the thaw comes I'll be ready.
by Cicatrix
Thu Jan 15, 2009 9:21 pm
Forum: Cooking Forum
Topic: Cooks Illustrated
Replies: 3
Views: 1114

Re: Cooks Illustrated

CI is one of my least favorite publications on the subject. Decent recipes and ideas but I'm sorry....hire a fucking food photographer. Food is such a visual thing that only good color photos do it justice. Fine Cooking is by far the best mag to subscribe to. Great recipes, never had one go wrong. E...
by Cicatrix
Sat Jan 03, 2009 5:49 pm
Forum: Hockey
Topic: SNC 2008 Week 13 - 1/3 @ 1:00 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 1528

Re: SNC 2008 Week 13 - 1/3 @ 1:00 PM

Penguins
Bruins
Predators
Capitals
Senators
Hurricanes
Red Wings
Blues
Oilers
Flyers
Sharks
by Cicatrix
Mon Dec 29, 2008 6:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How did you come to be associated with Smack Chat?
Replies: 107
Views: 7242

Re: How did you come to be associated with Smack Chat?

I couldn't post for a long time after GatorDave killed hisself. Too much pain. But RACK! him anyway. He said he was gonna kill himself and actually did. Props GD.
by Cicatrix
Sat Dec 27, 2008 5:29 pm
Forum: Hockey
Topic: SNC 2008 Week 12 - 12/27 @ 7:00 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 1281

Re: SNC 2008 Week 12 - 12/27 @ 7:00 PM

Bruins
Canadiens
Flyers
Sabres
Rangers
Lightning
Stars
Sharks
Coyotes
Avalanche
Senators
by Cicatrix
Sat Dec 20, 2008 12:09 am
Forum: Hockey
Topic: SNC 2008 Week 11 - 12/20 @ 1:00 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 1617

Re: SNC 2008 Week 11 - 12/20 @ 1:00 PM

Flyers
Bruins
Red Wings
Lightning
Penguins
Canadiens
Stars
Predators
Blues
Coyotes
Blackhawks
Sharks
by Cicatrix
Tue Dec 16, 2008 11:01 pm
Forum: Hockey
Topic: After all these years, I finally bought a copy of Slap Shot
Replies: 11
Views: 2204

Re: After all these years, I finally bought a copy of Slap Shot

"Then you go to the box. And you feel shame."
by Cicatrix
Fri Dec 12, 2008 11:47 pm
Forum: Hockey
Topic: SNC 2008 Week 10 - 12/13 @ 1:00 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 1729

Re: SNC 2008 Week 10 - 12/13 @ 1:00 PM

Penguins
Wild
Canadiens
Rangers
Islanders
Lightning
Sabres
Bruins
Stars
Red Wings
Oilers
Sharks
by Cicatrix
Fri Dec 05, 2008 7:27 pm
Forum: Hockey
Topic: SNC 2008 Week 9 - 12/6 @ 2:00 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 1736

Re: SNC 2008 Week 9 - 12/6 @ 2:00 PM

Senators
Red Wings
Bruins
Capitals
Canadiens
Flyers
Sabres
Predators
Blues
Sharks
Blue Jackets
by Cicatrix
Fri Dec 05, 2008 7:24 pm
Forum: Hockey
Topic: NHL outlawing playful banter? (Avery suspended 6 games)
Replies: 18
Views: 3522

Re: NHL outlawing playful banter? (Avery suspended 6 games)

6 games is way too many even with it being retro. 2 games tops, one would be fair. Deep within hockey is the underlying code and Avery crossed it. Hell, he crosses it a lot and finally he's on a team that won't put up with it. Ever been on a sports team where a single player constantly makes an ass ...
by Cicatrix
Fri Dec 05, 2008 12:38 am
Forum: Cooking Forum
Topic: Sacrilege I know...
Replies: 45
Views: 3866

Re: Sacrilege I know...

I didnt know you'd ever bother to make it to a window in a bar to establish time of day.
by Cicatrix
Thu Dec 04, 2008 2:42 am
Forum: Hockey
Topic: NHL outlawing playful banter? (Avery suspended 6 games)
Replies: 18
Views: 3522

Re: NHL outlawing playful banter? (Avery suspended)

So this starlet puck bunny has gone from shitty player to better player. Working her way up the chain I guess.

Bet Gretz wishes he was still on the ice.
by Cicatrix
Mon Dec 01, 2008 11:29 pm
Forum: Hockey
Topic: New Gm Brian Burke: Predictions?
Replies: 2
Views: 1189

New Gm Brian Burke: Predictions?

Ah what a glorious time to be a hockey fan! Not a Leafs fan mind you but fans of any other team are rejoicing and gathering great lines of copious smack to launch at their hapless Leaf Fan friends. You think you can re-build a team that been rebuilding for the last 6 seasons? Lots of luck Brian. Goo...
by Cicatrix
Mon Dec 01, 2008 1:59 am
Forum: Cooking Forum
Topic: Pre-Tailgating and tailgating PET
Replies: 10
Views: 1761

Re: Pre-Tailgating PET

Find out how long the side has been aged for. If its 14 days take it. Longer....fucking pounce on it now. Anything less then 14 and you are not getting decent enough beef even for just processing cost. My out-laws have a hobby farm and so I get piles of free beef. Trouble is that the processing plac...
by Cicatrix
Wed Nov 26, 2008 5:21 pm
Forum: Hockey
Topic: SNC 2008 Week 8 - 11/29 @ 2:00 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 2074

Re: SNC 2008 Week 8 - 11/29 @ 2:00 PM

Oilers
Blackhawks
Capitals
Flyers
Bruins
Canadiens
Senators
Penguins
Predators
Lightning
Sharks
Flames
by Cicatrix
Wed Nov 26, 2008 1:08 am
Forum: Cooking Forum
Topic: Sacrilege I know...
Replies: 45
Views: 3866

Re: Sacrilege I know...

Adelpiero wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote: and the Walleye sandwich.

Curious to know whats in the "walleye sandwich". I'd assume thats its a fish sammich of somekind but if its more than simply another type of fish in a bun I'd like to know. Thanks.
by Cicatrix
Sun Nov 16, 2008 12:48 am
Forum: Cooking Forum
Topic: cookin chops in the oven
Replies: 3
Views: 1150

Re: cookin chops in the oven

450 for 40 minutes!!!???

Sure thats not 350? Hell man, I do a boneless pork loin roast for 45minutes at 350.

Sounds like a recipe for shoe leather coated in crumbs and 3rd rate seasoning.
by Cicatrix
Sat Nov 15, 2008 12:51 am
Forum: Cooking Forum
Topic: Pasta n More
Replies: 10
Views: 1868

Re: Pasta n More

IndyFrisco wrote:I'd rather jack off with these things than try to skin another potato with them.
Way to go. mvscal will be knocking on your door two hours before your next garage sale looking for those.
by Cicatrix
Fri Nov 14, 2008 7:14 pm
Forum: Hockey
Topic: SNC 2008 Week 6 - 11/15 @ 7:00 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 1818

Re: SNC 2008 Week 6 - 11/15 @ 7:00 PM

Bruins
Capitals
Flyers
Canucks
Islanders
Sabres
Wild
Stars
Oilers
Predators
by Cicatrix
Thu Nov 13, 2008 4:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Son of a bitch mvscal
Replies: 71
Views: 3416

Re: Son of a bitch mvscal

You had me at the thread title.
by Cicatrix
Fri Nov 07, 2008 11:42 pm
Forum: Hockey
Topic: SNC 2008 Week 5 - 11/8 @ 7:00 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 1847

Re: SNC 2008 Week 5 - 11/8 @ 7:00 PM

Canadiens
Red Wings
Flames
Flyers
Capitals
Penguins
Sabres
Coyotes
Predators
Sharks
Canucks
Blues
by Cicatrix
Fri Oct 31, 2008 9:31 pm
Forum: Hockey
Topic: SNC 2008 Week 4 - 11/1 @ 3:00 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 2204

Re: SNC 2008 Week 4 - 11/1 @ 3:00 PM

Oilers
Blackhawks
Canadiens
Capitals
Rangers
Stars
Devils, 7:00 p.m.
Lightning
Predators
Penguins
Kings
Coyotes
by Cicatrix
Thu Oct 23, 2008 2:54 am
Forum: Hockey
Topic: SNC 2008 Week 3 - 10/25 @ 4:00 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 2361

Re: SNC 2008 Week 3 - 10/25 @ 7:00 PM

Flyers
Canadiens
Hurricanes
Rangers
Senators
Bruins
Sharks
Wild
Capitals
Predators
Panthers
Red Wings
Sabres
Coyotes
Oilers
by Cicatrix
Fri Oct 17, 2008 3:05 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A question for the powers at be
Replies: 17
Views: 2062

Re: A question for the powers at be

I still think my 100 shares of Gator Dave will come through.
by Cicatrix
Thu Oct 16, 2008 8:33 pm
Forum: Hockey
Topic: SNC 2008 Week 2 - 10/18 @ 2:00 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 2431

Re: SNC 2008 Week 2 - 10/18 @ 2:00 PM

Stars
Bruins
Canadiens
Devils
Panthers
Penguins
Red Wings
Sabres
Wild
Predators
Blackhawks
Oilers
Sharks
by Cicatrix
Thu Oct 09, 2008 11:06 pm
Forum: Hockey
Topic: SNC 2008 Week 1 - 10/11 @ 7:00 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 2501

Re: SNC 2008 Week 1 - 10/11 @ 7:00 PM

Blackhawks
Islanders
Canadiens
Rangers
Red Wings
Panthers
Penguins
Hurricanes
Stars
Bruins
Blue Jackets
Flames
Sharks
by Cicatrix
Tue Oct 07, 2008 10:25 pm
Forum: Cooking Forum
Topic: So i started making burgers like my mom does...
Replies: 13
Views: 1405

Re: So i started making burgers like my mom does...

Crackers/bread crumbs are not really the binding agent but more of a "bulk additive". They keep your burger a little juicier by sucking up what would normally cook out of the patty. Yes they help keep shape too and reduce the shrinkage factor that some people have a problem with (s'up Derr...
by Cicatrix
Mon Oct 06, 2008 8:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Nice market correction...I called bottom at 9800..
Replies: 37
Views: 2803

Re: Nice market correction...I called bottom at 9800..

Derron wrote: I have cash in a safe...a freezer full of elk meat..1000 rounds of ammo for every weapon I own, and that's more than 6..off grid electrical generation capability...bring it on you Wall Street fucks...

Save it for your Guns and Ammo personal ad you sad ass paranoid fuck.
by Cicatrix
Mon Oct 06, 2008 12:58 am
Forum: Cooking Forum
Topic: Best Quick "Go To" Meal
Replies: 22
Views: 1635

Re: Best Quick "Go To" Meal

Pork Chops in Mustard Cream Sauce Bone in chops work best but a nice layer of fat on a boneless loin chop will be good too. These chops have a fancy kinda thing going for them. I usually make them with roasted potatoes/yams and rice. Season chops well with S&P Brown the chops on high heat in sau...
by Cicatrix
Tue Sep 30, 2008 1:17 am
Forum: Cooking Forum
Topic: Crock Pot Cooking
Replies: 45
Views: 3788

Re: Crock Pot Cooking

^^

I lafffed.
by Cicatrix
Sun Sep 14, 2008 5:49 pm
Forum: Cooking Forum
Topic: Park Steaks PET
Replies: 5
Views: 1035

Re: Park Steaks PET

Those are butt steaks. Lots of fat and mostly darker meat. The bone in ones like that stay tender for a long time.
They look pretty good.
by Cicatrix
Thu Sep 11, 2008 3:24 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: BAN TARDOGENES
Replies: 54
Views: 10250

Re: BAN TARDOGENES

mvscunt having a go at Diahorreagnenes is like cat shit having a go at dog shit for stinking. Listen here, chaps; you're both worthless danglings of clag from the arsehole of piss-poor Smack. Get married, or something. Nicely put. Ban them both just to free up future bandwidth for someone elses tir...
by Cicatrix
Tue Aug 26, 2008 7:30 am
Forum: Cooking Forum
Topic: Which Iron Chef would you face off against?
Replies: 10
Views: 1159

Which Iron Chef would you face off against?

Not that anyone here would stand a fucking chance of even making it close but who would you pick to lay the culinary smack down on your candy ass? I would have to choose Mario Batali. Simply because I find him the most personable to watch. He never seems like he's too tightly wound and he jokes and ...
by Cicatrix
Sat Aug 16, 2008 10:28 pm
Forum: Cooking Forum
Topic: Which cookbook do you use most?
Replies: 15
Views: 2088

Which cookbook do you use most?

I have a shit ton of books. And while I tend to flip through my Steve Raichlen bbq books the most and pick my couple Jaimie Oliver books for some inspiration. I subscribe to Fine Cooking and make new recipes from those a lot. But I dont think I could get through a week without grabbing a gift from m...
by Cicatrix
Thu Aug 14, 2008 8:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Unabomber is gettin' pissed
Replies: 13
Views: 1095

Re: The Unabomber is gettin' pissed

R-Jack wrote:Shoalzie's sticky paged family album.
BWAH!!!!
by Cicatrix
Wed Aug 13, 2008 10:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Consumer products that work and those that don't
Replies: 15
Views: 925

Re: Consumer products that work and those that don't

The Big Pickle wrote: A hairy back is that worth the price for a couple extra drops of jizz.
What does it matter when the bulk of it is just laying there on your belly?
by Cicatrix
Mon Aug 11, 2008 3:38 am
Forum: Cooking Forum
Topic: Grilling Planks
Replies: 5
Views: 963

Re: Grilling Planks

Find someplace that only sells BBQ stuff. They should have them. Dont waste money on shipping unless you really have to. BBQ Country is a store here that sells them. I looked at them and decided they would not be worth it as I have the flavors of wood chips to do the same thing but at way less cost.
by Cicatrix
Mon Aug 11, 2008 3:36 am
Forum: Hockey
Topic: It was 20 years ago today that Sgt. Gretzky taught the band
Replies: 2
Views: 1165

Re: It was 20 years ago today that Sgt. Gretzky taught the band

I was 12 at the time and mowing lawns that summer. The entire central part of ther province went into funeral mode for the next month. Peter Pocklington was too scared to show his face in Edmonton for years.