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by Mike Backer
Sun Jul 02, 2006 1:48 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: When you receive a RACK ............
Replies: 45
Views: 1672

BWAHAHAHA...

I don't know if I ever want to hear the phrase "assthatch" ever again...

BWAHAHAHA.....
by Mike Backer
Sun Jul 02, 2006 1:42 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: When you receive a RACK ............
Replies: 45
Views: 1672

Re: When you receive a RACK ............

Dinsdale wrote:I'd be too busy Mike Backering myself to even leave the house.
That's a good thing.
by Mike Backer
Sat Jul 01, 2006 10:50 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Superman Returns movie review
Replies: 37
Views: 2236

Wolfman wrote:jeeze Mike---
you get upset when George Reeves
offed himself or something ??
It's only an adaptation of a comic book !!
Maybe you're venting because of what is
happening to our church ??
A topic for personal discussion.
What church? You lost me.
by Mike Backer
Sat Jul 01, 2006 10:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Superman Returns movie review
Replies: 37
Views: 2236

Mike the Lab Rat wrote:I have no intention of wasting $6.50 on this pap.
Try nine fitty. :shock:
by Mike Backer
Sat Jul 01, 2006 10:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Superman Returns movie review
Replies: 37
Views: 2236

Wolfman wrote:how come this board gets the Cliff's notes
version ??

just askin'

What the fuck else do you want?
by Mike Backer
Sat Jul 01, 2006 6:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Superman Returns movie review
Replies: 37
Views: 2236

Superman Returns movie review

Pack a fucking lunch because this flick is 2 hours and 40 minutes long. Decent movie, but they could have cut an hour out of this flick EASILY. B. Routh does a solid job as the dorky Clark Kent, and a decent job as the Man of Steel. Spacey was nails as Lex Luthor, Parker Posey blew as his bitch. And...
by Mike Backer
Fri Jun 30, 2006 4:56 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Lamar Odom's kid...dead.
Replies: 3
Views: 362

Lamar Odom's kid...dead.

Damn that sucks.

http://msn.foxsports.com/nba/story/5742866

Bummer.
by Mike Backer
Thu Jun 29, 2006 2:29 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Debt Advice Needed
Replies: 23
Views: 1282

JCT wrote:Use your business as a front and start selling coke.
Dude would have every stripper in his town on his jock, that's fo sho.
by Mike Backer
Mon Jun 26, 2006 1:30 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Date Rape and Ayatrollah...DEAD!
Replies: 2
Views: 320

Date Rape and Ayatrollah...DEAD!

Gay pron and skidmarked skivvies...

Jesus tittyfucking Christ.
by Mike Backer
Mon Jun 26, 2006 1:17 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Just a lil' note to say...
Replies: 7
Views: 682

I don't see Date Rape posting here much longer.

Sin,

#32
by Mike Backer
Sun Jun 25, 2006 10:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Tennis women want more money
Replies: 8
Views: 583

Hell, they might as well pay them the same as the men since most of them have dicks anyway. Get those hussies out of the stable give them some carrots and stuff, and make them play 5 sets, equal the prize money, and call it a day. Most of those tramps RAKE endorsements moreso than the men anyway, so...
by Mike Backer
Sun Jun 25, 2006 6:14 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: middle school bbrawl beat down.
Replies: 23
Views: 2271

Mississippi Neck wrote:If the white kid had had a Mavs jersey on, it would've been a foul on him.

Sin,

Mark Cuban

Rack.
by Mike Backer
Sun Jun 25, 2006 6:06 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Favor from the wytches.
Replies: 35
Views: 2683

IndyFrisco wrote:Image
PFFFFFTTT!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Rack it.
by Mike Backer
Sat Jun 24, 2006 4:53 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Another "things drivers do to piss you off" thread
Replies: 33
Views: 1358

Re: Another "things drivers do to piss you off" th

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:What I really hate is when a driver is turning left from a driveway and the driveway is stretched wider than Mike Backer's asshole on a Friday night...
BWA!

Rack my freshly probed cornhole.
by Mike Backer
Fri Jun 23, 2006 12:53 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: My Supervisor's E-mail Subject Line of the Day
Replies: 11
Views: 483

^BWA!^
by Mike Backer
Tue Jun 20, 2006 8:33 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bob. Fucking. Saget.
Replies: 36
Views: 2836

Rack that fucking video.

"Good night, Michelle." at the end was classic.
by Mike Backer
Mon Jun 19, 2006 7:32 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: So, I have a date with an asseater this weekend...
Replies: 57
Views: 6718

^That, Bushice, I will never know.^ I told her that if she even so much as leaned in for a smooch, I will not hesitate to throw her into a headlock and choke her out. As a matter of fact, I told her it would be a good idea for her to wear a welder's mask just to get my point across. Less ever being ...
by Mike Backer
Mon Jun 19, 2006 12:38 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: So, I have a date with an asseater this weekend...
Replies: 57
Views: 6718

Damn! I didn't realize how much ass lettuce I was truly sporting until I ran the Norelco thru there! :shock: I could have easily made a nice throw pillow or two with all my taint foliage, but that's neither here nor there. Below is a spot on illustration of the improvements I made in that department...
by Mike Backer
Fri Jun 16, 2006 1:07 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: So, I have a date with an asseater this weekend...
Replies: 57
Views: 6718

I would also like to add that in preparation for this weekend's festivities, I am about to run the Norelco thru my ass cabbage.

Probably go with the Johnny Unitas cut.
by Mike Backer
Thu Jun 15, 2006 6:47 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: So, I have a date with an asseater this weekend...
Replies: 57
Views: 6718

So, I have a date with an asseater this weekend...

So after work yesterday, I go out with my boss and his girlfriend who is from Dallas, to watch the NBA Finals. Boss's girlfriend brings her friend along who is just a tad on the wild side. Chick is 5'7", a buck thirty, decent body, smokers voice, jet black hair, double D fun bags, Italian chick...
by Mike Backer
Thu May 18, 2006 12:39 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Have I been run?
Replies: 9
Views: 814

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by Mike Backer
Wed May 17, 2006 6:20 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How would you respond?
Replies: 16
Views: 1078

Husker4ever wrote:
88 wrote:If you don't send that bitch a fuck-you toaster, you have no balls. Just sayin.
Rack that. And cut the cord in half so the money-grubbin bitch can't return it for cash.
**completes the three point play**
by Mike Backer
Wed May 17, 2006 6:18 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How would you respond?
Replies: 16
Views: 1078

88 wrote:If you don't send that bitch a fuck-you toaster, you have no balls. Just sayin.
BWA!!!

DING! DING! DING! We have a WINNER!!!!
by Mike Backer
Thu May 11, 2006 6:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I almost died on the crapper rant.
Replies: 41
Views: 3619

Magnesium Citrate. $1.49 at your local pharmacy.

Liquid magic. You'll thank me.
by Mike Backer
Tue May 09, 2006 7:37 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How long would it take?
Replies: 27
Views: 2080

If anyone knows anything about mouf buttfucking, it's the Crutster.
by Mike Backer
Sun May 07, 2006 8:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mysterious Iraqi sniper known as "Juba".
Replies: 13
Views: 1572

I unfortunately watched that whole video, and the *sniper* (if you want to call him that) had less than a 20% kill ratio. :meds:

Our guys are much better.

Too bad someone doesn't smoke your sand ni66er ass and make you live up to your name, Martyred.
by Mike Backer
Fri May 05, 2006 8:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Smack Off
Replies: 33
Views: 2885

I laffed when dude was talking about how "Brian Cashman's eyes are permanently surrounded by chocolate doughnuts and how he always has that scared look on his face like he just saw C.C. Sabathia get out of the shower..." BWA!!! I missed the Greg in Vegas call. Someone post a link to where ...
by Mike Backer
Wed May 03, 2006 5:22 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What is the most you ever lost gambling???
Replies: 22
Views: 1042

A guy I work with was a casino host for Bally's, Caesars, The Rio, and Mandalay over the last 15 years. He got out of the industry because he was fed up with dealing with asshole rich fucks who thought they were thousands of times more important than they really are. That, and shitty job security. A...
by Mike Backer
Sat Apr 29, 2006 6:22 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Steve Howe checks out...
Replies: 12
Views: 1865

^HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA^
by Mike Backer
Wed Apr 19, 2006 3:25 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: PLEASE tell me this isn't a real ad!
Replies: 5
Views: 444

Read the ad dumbass.

I'm guessing that any ad that talks about junior gymnasts busting their "fresh asses" ain't real.
by Mike Backer
Sat Apr 15, 2006 4:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Anyone wanna sig bet she comes back knocked up?(!)
Replies: 31
Views: 1913

^Pardon me while I RACK you.^
by Mike Backer
Sat Apr 15, 2006 5:28 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Anyone wanna sig bet she comes back knocked up?(!)
Replies: 31
Views: 1913

Rules, fucklips!
by Mike Backer
Thu Apr 13, 2006 1:06 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Puerto Vallarta - Anyone been there?
Replies: 31
Views: 1067

There is probably plenty of stuff there you could burn.
by Mike Backer
Tue Apr 11, 2006 7:02 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: now i feel sick: a message from Haiti
Replies: 63
Views: 5208

The black ignorant racist fat fuck wrote:You're quite right, Taint.
Who should I start with?

Start by losing half your body weight, then mix in an edumacation.
by Mike Backer
Sun Apr 02, 2006 8:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Office on NBC
Replies: 13
Views: 746

IndyFrisco wrote:Best show on tv since Seinfeld.
Both shows suck.
by Mike Backer
Sun Apr 02, 2006 7:30 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Squirting...AKA...Female Ejaculation...
Replies: 59
Views: 4573

Dinsdale wrote:Considering that throughout my life, literally gallons of that stuff heas ended up in my mouth.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Anybody elses bullshit detector go off the charts when they read this? Mine did.
by Mike Backer
Tue Mar 28, 2006 7:25 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: _Rack Joe Rogan!
Replies: 29
Views: 1785

Enjoy your depression. - Rogan


Enjoy balding. - Kid






BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Rack the little punk.
by Mike Backer
Thu Mar 23, 2006 8:05 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Ever bang anyone in a neckbrace?
Replies: 8
Views: 516

Picked up a HOOOOOT half asian chick out at the bars one night, took her back to her parents house, proceeded to bang the shit out of her while her parents slept up stairs. She takes her shirt off and she is sporting a rib brace. Looked like a corset with velcro. She had been in a car wreck and fuck...
by Mike Backer
Tue Jan 17, 2006 7:13 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Train wreck waiting to happen...
Replies: 25
Views: 2378

Train wreck waiting to happen...

Eminem and Ex-Wife Kim Mathers Remarry Jan 15, 9:55 PM EST The Associated Press ROCHESTER, Mich. -- Eminem remarried his high school sweetheart, a month after the superstar rapper announced they were getting back together, his publicist said. "I can confirm that they were married this evening,&...
by Mike Backer
Tue May 31, 2005 12:56 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Interstate etiquette
Replies: 144
Views: 14812

My pet peeve is when I am in the right lane and people coming on the freeway expect me to adjust to let them in. Motherfucker, YOU are merging. YOU make the nessesary adjustments. You know those videos where the cop pulls someone over on the shoulder, and some dipshit in the right lane approaching ...

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