T1B

bradhusker, on what are you basing this crap that Nebraska's '95 team was bigger and faster than today's USC team? Seriously. SC's receivers, SC's lineman, these guys are as fast and huge as CF's ever seen, so where are you getting this crap? Nebraska's '95 team was huge for '95, sure, but today? Ho...

Again, what'd he say? During an open forum with students, someone asked him about SC because ND has lost 3 straight to them by 31 points. Weis said, "We'll I had pretty good success against Pete in the pros." That got turned into "I've never fucking lost to that son of a bitch and I'...

Wow.

It only took you two posts to prove to me that you're an utterly worthless cuntscreamer who's not worth the effort.

Ummm...

FACT!

Hopefully the disrespect Weiss has shown towards SC in his remarks since he arrived in South Bend will help the Trojans get the focus they will need to shove the ball down that fat fucks gullet. You have a link to what he said? Because I have a good idea you heard that from WeAreSC.com, and they ca...

1. USC
2. Va Tech
3. FSU
4. Texas
5. California
6. Bama
8. Ohio St
9. Florida
10. Tennessee
11. LSU
12. Miami
13. Georgia
14. Michigan St
15. Wisconsin
16. Notre Dame

Gonna go out on a limb here and say that ten years later, with the way football players keep getting bigger, stronger and faster every year, nope, Nebraska's '95 team was neither bigger nor faster than the current USC team. That was just plain ignorant. Also, in addition to USC's '79 team with two H...

I just really don't like SC's schedule this year, but if they get through it unscathed then they earned it. All but one of their potentially tough games are on the road, and two of 'em (ND and UCLA) follow byes for their opponent. Oregon, ASU, Cal and ND, all on the road. UCLA comes to the Coliseum ...

SoCalTrjan wrote:Hopefully the disrespect Weiss has shown towards SC in his remarks since he arrived in South Bend will help the Trojans get the focus they will need to shove the ball down that fat fucks gullet.

I missed whatever he said...

What'd Weiss say?

...if you wanted to reduce crime, you could -- if that were your sole purpose, you could abort every black baby in this country, and your crime rate would go down. That would be an impossible, ridiculous, and morally reprehensible thing to do , but your crime rate would go down. There's no way any ...

Quit worrying/obsessing/asking inane questions about George Bush. He has no bearing on your life. In fact, quit worrying/obsessing/asking inane questions about everything under the sun except those things which have any real bearing on your life. Quit wasting time (both yours and especially ours) on...

One of the best threads ever.

This has been done before, but it's never been done even remotely this well. This one's straight to the archives. Funny thing there...R-Jack kinda does look like that DiCaprio pic, if only DiCaprio could be found at 2:48am in Tommy's Burgers eating a bowl of chili fries after a night out bowling wit...

Dude, I'm just lookin' out for ya'.

I want to see you live a little before you completely give in to shoes with velcro closures, pants with stretchy waists and veins in your legs that look like a Billy Idol song.

Personal recommendation? Okay... Beat your wife to the punch. Just go ahead and do Pablo yourself. He's very likely got his hot ass sister Maria working as a maid elsewhere in the resort and she's always up for anything once Pablo recommends you to her....so, you'll have that going for you. Meanwhil...

You'll still have to sweat Pablo, The Cabana Boy...

You just be careful on your Yosemite trip, there...You just keep en eye out for Biff, The Camp Manager, when your wife inexplicably needs to "pop on out to use the potty" for the fourth time in five hours...

^^^^^ Possibly the first ever use of the expression "cuckold" on these boards.

Sweet.

Variable, congrats. Five years here, and that is probably my all time favorite song parody.

"His FICA's getting lower too
His FICA's getting lower too"

Excellent.

EM, in this case...

"Winner"=rid of NoCal.

Btw, I never drank any of his beer and I sure as hell didn't bang his old lady yet I still considered him to be a good host and a good guy.

Your Discovery Card statement made me laugh out loud though...

:-)

She must give one helluva good hummer and scream out in Portuguese that she desparately "WANTS IT IN THE ASS RIGHT FUCKING NOW YOU WILD STALLION!!", is my guess.

I can't imagine any other reason that that chick could engender such incongruous behavior from guys...

K.C., no disagreement there.

After meeting the two of them I left their place wondering what in the hell a good, solid guy like Russ was doing living with a feckless dirigible like Nocal...

Adel, to be fair, it was after all a Troll Stop... Among other things Russ was posting to Iaa, thanking him for the "Troll Stop" cups Iaa sent for the occasion... Basically everybody who was there that night got on the 'puter at some point to recount their version of what was going on, inc...

What sucks the most about that whole saga is that I met all three parties and while FUBU was definitely a mvscal NoCal was even more more of a mvscal plus she was recklessly fat and enamored of All Things Oprah, to boot. Never quite understood FUB's attraction to her. She was a fat clown, the kind o...

Moorese, you're quite simply the best writer we've seen on these boards. Ever do anything beyond the evil scatological musings on sex/midgets/tards thing? I take offense to that evaluation. Sincerely, Jay in Phoenix Catfish Porgy Nostra mcatboy Geno Boston Phinn Sandman Some old guy in Iowa named, ...

Luther wrote:I just finished reading Tom Clancy's Executive Orders. 1358 pages.

I will begin this thick one tomorrow.

Rip City

One of Clancy's two or three best efforts...

Moorese, you're quite simply the best writer we've seen on these boards.

Ever do anything beyond the evil scatological musings on sex/midgets/tards thing?

RJ, in case you hadn't noticed, aside from Metallica and Slayer (different genres entirely than dreck like the Circle Jerks and Black Flag) many if not most (all?) of those monkeys you listed have already "faded away" into the utter irrelevancy their rancid banging always merited in the fi...

Okay, RJ, I thought you'd already bounced off the very nadir of musical milquetoast with your first wretched Billy Idol admission but this... My music taste is lars frederickson and the bastards, pennywise, black flag, rancid, translplants, circle jerks, TSOL, The unseen, The living end, dropkick mu...

Cuda wrote:

Raydah James wrote: Billy Idol,

When did you first realize you were queer?

Bwaaahahahahaaa!!!

RJ, he's right ya' know. Other than maybe choosing something by Depeche Mode, Flock O' Seagulls, Morrissey or A Ha you pretty much pegged the "I'm really fucking lame and musically vacuous!" meter.