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- Thu Apr 20, 2006 6:13 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: What Advice Would You Give?
- Replies: 62
- Views: 3428
- Thu Apr 20, 2006 6:10 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: So I'm reading the obituaries today...
- Replies: 22
- Views: 1827
- Thu Apr 20, 2006 6:06 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The Harder They Come...
- Replies: 13
- Views: 1029
- Thu Apr 20, 2006 5:59 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: four twenty
- Replies: 15
- Views: 1086
And there are 420 dimples on an average golf ball.... :shock: :meds: Last one I counted had 336! I guess my balls aren't average!! The number of dimples on a golf ball varies, depending on the manufacturer and may even be different for different models made by the same manufacturer. The dimples are...
- Thu Apr 20, 2006 5:56 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: A day in a Priest's Life on Easter Sunday
- Replies: 0
- Views: 222
A day in a Priest's Life on Easter Sunday
Official: Priest confesses to killing pregnant lover !! TOLUCA, Mexico (AP) -- A Mexican priest has confessed to strangling his pregnant lover after Easter Mass and cutting her body into pieces, a state attorney general said. The Rev. Cesar Torres, 42, confessed to slaying 22-year-old Veronica Andr...
- Tue Apr 18, 2006 6:33 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: I'm the Decider
- Replies: 46
- Views: 2803
I'm the Decider
Bush: 'I'm the decider' on Rumsfeld decider- someone or something that decides... However, go to Wikipedia and look that up.. In computability theory, a machine that always halts — also called a decider (Sipser, 1996) — is any abstract machine or model of computation that, contrary to the most gene...
- Tue Apr 18, 2006 5:34 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: (!) What happened to Madonna's face? (!)
- Replies: 25
- Views: 1803
- Mon Apr 17, 2006 1:55 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Who hasn't filed their taxes yet?
- Replies: 23
- Views: 1495
Who hasn't filed their taxes yet?
Besides ME!
Yes, I have Turbo Tax and yes, I have done them (a couple of times) but I still figure I can pull another deduction or 2 out of my ass...
Besides, I always file on the last day with minutes to spare!
Yes, I have Turbo Tax and yes, I have done them (a couple of times) but I still figure I can pull another deduction or 2 out of my ass...
Besides, I always file on the last day with minutes to spare!
- Sun Apr 16, 2006 9:25 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Boring man who rarely smiled
- Replies: 20
- Views: 1856
Boring man who rarely smiled
The 26-year-old grocery store stocker was arrested Friday. Investigators searched his apartment after he aroused their suspicions at a checkpoint, and found a large plastic tub in a bedroom closet. According to a police affidavit, he confessed that he killed Jamie Rose Bolin, telling FBI agents: &qu...
- Sat Apr 15, 2006 5:15 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Anyone wanna sig bet she comes back knocked up?(!)
- Replies: 31
- Views: 1760
- Fri Apr 14, 2006 4:59 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Sloganize Your Name
- Replies: 57
- Views: 3796
Look For The 4 King Guy Label. My Doctor Says '4 King Guy'. Life's Pretty Straight Without 4 King Guy. Hands That Do Dishes Can Be Soft As Your 4 King Guy. Get The 4 King Guy Out. Stop clicking the button 4 King Guy. You are slowing down the server 4 King Guy. The server's currently creaking under a...
- Fri Apr 14, 2006 12:47 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Post your best commercials...
- Replies: 0
- Views: 275
Post your best commercials...
Don't open this link at work.... (It's not to dirty but some bosses may complain).. it's worth a smirk!!
Gym Ad
Gym Ad
- Wed Apr 12, 2006 1:50 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Just bought a new vacuum for the bargain price of.....
- Replies: 69
- Views: 2808
Vacuum Cleaners Suck!! I bought an Electrolux 7 years ago for $700 and I thought that was nuts but I was tired of buying the $200 Hoovers every other year. I had a USED Kirby before and it lasted us 10 years before the motor died. I wasn't going to spend Big Bucks on a stinking Vacuum and started bu...
- Tue Apr 11, 2006 5:55 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: now i feel sick: a message from Haiti
- Replies: 63
- Views: 4946
Before judging, you must understand the history of HAITI... The Spaniards used the island of Hispaniola (of which Haiti is the western part and the Dominican Republic the eastern) as a launching point from which to explore the rest of the Western Hemisphere. French buccaneers later used the western ...
- Mon Apr 10, 2006 5:48 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Where would you stand? How would you answer her?
- Replies: 15
- Views: 1047
MY ADD will not allow me to read a post that is that long unless there is significant nudity or humor involved.. However, I did get this far.. and with the training I have received in life, here is how I would reply Why do you hate America? You think I hate America? What makes you think that? Why do...
- Fri Apr 07, 2006 6:06 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Anybody know about knees?
- Replies: 31
- Views: 1894
I just know you need your knees!! But to work down that grapefuit size swelling, you may need to knead the area. After discussing this with a Doctor friend of mine, he agrees that you need to knead your knees!! I hope this is the information that you needed!! Now, if you need to heal your knees, th...
- Thu Apr 06, 2006 12:18 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: One Eyed Cat!!
- Replies: 5
- Views: 607
One Eyed Cat!!
http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/ap/20060405/capt.nyet18604052119.one_eyed_cat__nyet186.jpg Cy, short for Cyclops, a kitten born with only one eye and no nose, is shown in this photo provided by its owner in Redmond, Oregon, on Wednesday, Dec. 28, 2005. The kitten, a ragdoll breed, which d...
- Wed Apr 05, 2006 11:26 pm
- Forum: MLB
- Topic: And you wonder why Phillies fans are so fed up?
- Replies: 15
- Views: 983
- Wed Apr 05, 2006 10:58 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: A baby shower.. Spare the rod.. spoil the child !!
- Replies: 6
- Views: 742
A baby shower.. Spare the rod.. spoil the child !!
Pregnant woman beaten at baby shower An argument at a baby shower escalated into a brawl in which one man was shot and the pregnant guest of honor was beaten with a stick, police said. Three people were arrested after the fight, described by police as a "baby shower gone bad." Authorities...
- Sun Apr 02, 2006 3:43 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Bad pop song STUCK in my BRAIN
- Replies: 16
- Views: 2253
- Sun Apr 02, 2006 3:30 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Bad pop song STUCK in my BRAIN
- Replies: 16
- Views: 2253
Bad pop song STUCK in my BRAIN
and I don't know who sings it and what the name of the song is.. HELP ME PLEASE!! I'm hoping by finding out the name and who sings it, I can exorcise the demons in my brain... It goes something like this... (sung by a chick) Dadada dadada dadada boy (repeated several times) I toss and turn I can't s...
- Sat Apr 01, 2006 7:45 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: OMG!!- Jim Rome is Dead in an MVA!
- Replies: 11
- Views: 1916
OMG!!- Jim Rome is Dead in an MVA!
http://www.1045thezone.com/jim%20rome%20pic.jpg ** APRIL FOOLS!!! Okay, I admit that was wrong... but did I get you?? *** April Fool's Origin.. The origin of this custom has been much disputed, and many theories have been suggested, e.g. that it is a farcical commemoration of Christ being sent from...
- Fri Mar 31, 2006 7:11 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Are we ever gonna find a cure for cancer?
- Replies: 19
- Views: 1532
Re: Are we ever gonna find a cure for cancer?
Why haven't we yet? We can fly robots to distant planets and give people new faces. We can detect what's going underneath the earth and in outer space. We can build tunnels underwater and bridges thousands of feet in the air between giant mountains. The feats of the human race are magnificent. So w...
- Thu Mar 30, 2006 3:49 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Caption
- Replies: 16
- Views: 1069
- Thu Mar 30, 2006 3:45 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Minster's death was a suicide
- Replies: 6
- Views: 781
Minister's Wife Jailed Near Home http://www.cbsnews.com/images/2006/03/24/image1439518g.jpg The wife of a slain small-town minister has been brought back to her home state. Mary Winkler was slumped over in the back seat of an unmarked police car as it pulled into a rear entrance of the McNairy Coun...
- Thu Mar 30, 2006 2:38 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Caption
- Replies: 16
- Views: 1069
- Tue Mar 28, 2006 4:13 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Twitches, starts and other body oddities ....
- Replies: 11
- Views: 1325
Toe cheese Toe cheese is named for both its fetid smell (c’mon…you smelled it) and the white, cakey glop reminiscent of the crumbled cheese you get on a $15 salad. If the odor is very similar to the aroma of food you’ve been served, you should a) wash your feet thoroughly and scrub between toes, an...
- Tue Mar 28, 2006 4:07 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: post something sad..........
- Replies: 24
- Views: 1109
- Sat Mar 25, 2006 11:14 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: andy rooney musings
- Replies: 8
- Views: 448
- Fri Mar 24, 2006 5:40 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Barriod is gonna sue.
- Replies: 9
- Views: 913
- Fri Mar 24, 2006 5:32 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Anybody remember the Iron Shiek?
- Replies: 18
- Views: 1832
This is an EXCELLENT EXCELLENT THREAD!! FAGGOT SON OF A BITCH LITTLE GAY - LITTLE PUNK WORSE THAN MICHAEL JACKSON - BREAK HIS BACK AND THEN FUCK HIS ASS!! I'M PROFESSIONAL. MAKE HIM HUMBLE AND THEN FUCK HIS ASS!! YOU ARE WORSE THAN MICHAEL JACKSON YOU WERE LUCKY. I DO NOT RESPECT THE GAY. I DO NOT R...
- Thu Mar 23, 2006 9:17 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Porno wine
- Replies: 5
- Views: 656
Porno wine
STORY http://img139.exs.cx/img139/1636/savanna57ll.jpg It turns out Samson, the star of "The New Devil in Miss Jones," has produced an exceptional wine, becoming the toast of two industries: wine-making and pornography. The wine "really represents who I am," said Samson. "T...
- Tue Mar 21, 2006 1:40 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Stay off the Grass!!
- Replies: 27
- Views: 2372
Stay off the Grass!!
Kid killed because he was walking on the grass!
People thingk that Grass and/or Weed don't kill!!
Well, there goes your proof!
People thingk that Grass and/or Weed don't kill!!
Well, there goes your proof!
- Thu Mar 16, 2006 7:38 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Senate permits national debt to grow to $9 trillion
- Replies: 37
- Views: 1295
Senate permits national debt to grow to $9 trillion
$9,000,000,000,000!!! That's alot of zeroes!! ** The bill passed by a 52-48 vote. The increase to $9 trillion represents about $30,000 for every man, woman and child in the United States. The bill now goes to President Bush for his signature. The measure allows the government to pay for the war in ...
- Tue Mar 14, 2006 11:38 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Bye Bye Chef!!
- Replies: 23
- Views: 1775
- Mon Mar 13, 2006 3:06 pm
- Forum: College Basketball
- Topic: Braqcket Challenge
- Replies: 3
- Views: 149
- Sun Mar 12, 2006 10:41 am
- Forum: ARCHIVE!
- Topic: Homemade KY Warming Liquid
- Replies: 29
- Views: 3898
- Wed Mar 08, 2006 7:10 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: World War III
- Replies: 47
- Views: 1616
WOW,, you guys have taken this thread for a run!! Noone has mentioned China and North Korea (unless I missed it!!) North Korea fires missiles saying the missiles were fired by mistake in the direction of China during a military drill and apparently landed inside the North. The agency also cited a &q...
- Wed Mar 08, 2006 1:58 pm
- Forum: MLB
- Topic: The Other Shoe Is About To Drop On Barry Bonds
- Replies: 14
- Views: 968
- Wed Mar 08, 2006 1:53 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: World War III
- Replies: 47
- Views: 1616
World War III
Will it happen? When will it happen? The current situation in the MidEast makes me think it is not far away!! IRAN is now threatening the US! France, Germany and Britain, which spearheaded the Feb. 4 IAEA resolution clearing the path for Security Council action, warned that what is known about Iran'...