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by 4 king guy
Tue May 23, 2006 6:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Does this kid stand a chance
Replies: 3
Views: 377

Does this kid stand a chance

for having a normal life after doing this?? or is he doomed?? An 8-year-old boy was in custody after he sneaked onto a school bus and released its parking brake, causing it to roll forward and fatally strike a second-grader, police said Tuesday. Officer Doris Garcia had said the boy was to be charge...
by 4 king guy
Sun May 21, 2006 11:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Heaven is...
Replies: 26
Views: 2695

I thought Heaven was a place on earth!

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Ooo baby do you know what that's worth?
Ooo, heaven is a place on earth.
by 4 king guy
Tue May 16, 2006 8:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Evil Albinos Unite
Replies: 10
Views: 915

Evil Albinos Unite

Albinos Condemn 'Da Vinci' Assassin http://www.knowlton.clara.net/family/Albinism/film_atist/BondZAO_HOOD_s.jpg Many characters intended to be people with albinism have made appearances on TV and in the movies. Unfortunately, the depictions have been overwhelmingly negative, revealing a great deal ...
by 4 king guy
Tue May 16, 2006 8:15 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: HD TV question
Replies: 8
Views: 586

speaking of porn I hear Anna Malle passed away. R.I.P Anna. http://www.celebsdb.com/1/pornstars/anna-malle.jpg Anna Malle, who appeared in about 350 adult movies, died yesterday in Las Vegas. The car in which she was a passenger was hit by another car. The Clark County Coroner's Office confirmed th...
by 4 king guy
Tue May 16, 2006 6:10 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Nude Survivor will go to Prison
Replies: 7
Views: 496

Nude Survivor will go to Prison

Richard Hatch, who won $1 million in the debut season of "Survivor," was sentenced Tuesday to 51 months in prison for failing to pay income taxes on his reality TV prize and other earnings. "Survivor" earned CBS a ratings hit. Hatch became known as "the fat naked guy" ...
by 4 king guy
Tue May 16, 2006 4:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Bears ate macaque
Replies: 2
Views: 355

The Bears ate macaque

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Bears eat macaque, visitors shocked!!

I heard this on the radio..

It sounded like Bears in a dutch zoo ate my cock !!!

Call me immature but that shit was funny!!
by 4 king guy
Tue May 16, 2006 12:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Beavers
Replies: 0
Views: 221

Beavers

In the Mood for something different??

Right Click.. Save and open to your media player

From Comedy Central
by 4 king guy
Sat May 13, 2006 10:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Another HOT Teacher that I never had in school
Replies: 11
Views: 1103

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I think I would like to talk to that teacher about my son's grades!!

She has no idea who my son is but that doesn't matter.

Honey, it's not for me... It's for Junior!!
by 4 king guy
Sat May 13, 2006 10:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Might be Glass Dick but it's Goode Dick
Replies: 2
Views: 460

Might be Glass Dick but it's Goode Dick

Got this in my email recently, Why certain players should not be on the same team. This was actually on TV...The commentators Paused and didn't say a Word... :lol: Arkansas Razorback players Clarke Moore, Brett Goode and Casey Dick need to stop hanging out together on the sidelines http://gorillamas...
by 4 king guy
Sat May 13, 2006 1:18 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Another HOT Teacher that I never had in school
Replies: 11
Views: 1103

Talk about STUDYING HARD!!!

DAMN!!!!

and She also said she plans to leave teaching to work in real estate.


So, who is gonna go house hunting in Boca Raton, soon???
by 4 king guy
Fri May 12, 2006 6:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: No child left behind?
Replies: 11
Views: 864

No child left behind?

I was waiting for the Michael Jackson or the Greek Joke...
by 4 king guy
Fri May 12, 2006 6:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Presidential Approval Ratings
Replies: 13
Views: 1690

Presidential Approval Ratings

Do they really matter?? He is in his second term... Can't run again! He has his 8 year President Pension... It will take too long to impeach him, if that is what you want... I heard his Approval Rating was down to 29 %. Who Fucking Cares?? Bush support rating falls to 29 percent: poll http://us.news...
by 4 king guy
Fri May 12, 2006 5:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Is 11 too young?
Replies: 73
Views: 3580

Is 11 too young?
I get it! This is a Jeopardy question,

What did Michael Jackson say to the Judge after being acquitted of his latest Pedophile charges?

also,

What did the Catholic Priest ask his Bishop about having sex with Alter Boys?

(Bishop, replied... TOO OLD!)
by 4 king guy
Fri May 12, 2006 5:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: ...why are black folks so good at making BBQ?
Replies: 40
Views: 3349

Jacktown Smack wrote:
4 king guy wrote:
why are black folks so good at making BBQ?
It may be because they have BIG DICKS!!!

I happen to be Black Irish! and I can BBQ!!
What do you BBQ being Black Irish? Whisky-soaked potatoes?
Potatoes??? Maybe we should try that next.

Whiskey soaked Whiskey, seemed to be good enough!!
by 4 king guy
Fri May 12, 2006 5:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: ...why are black folks so good at making BBQ?
Replies: 40
Views: 3349

why are black folks so good at making BBQ?
It may be because they have BIG DICKS!!!

I happen to be Black Irish! and I can BBQ!!
by 4 king guy
Fri May 12, 2006 5:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Leif Garrett
Replies: 8
Views: 665

Leif Garrett

Before.. http://barefoot.provocateuse.com/images/photos/leif_garrett_01.jpg After... http://us.movies1.yimg.com/entertainment.yahoo.com/images/ent/ap/20060512/ny113_people_garrett.sff.jpg Ex-Teen Idol Leif Garrett Gets Jail Time Friday May 12 4:13 AM ET Leif Garrett was sentenced to 90 days in jail ...
by 4 king guy
Fri May 12, 2006 5:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Oops she did it again
Replies: 13
Views: 1204

The future Britney Spears clothing line..

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by 4 king guy
Fri May 12, 2006 12:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I almost died on the crapper rant.
Replies: 41
Views: 3458

There are many toilet-related injuries and some toilet-related deaths throughout history and in urban legends. In young boys, one of the most common causes of genital injury is when the toilet seat falls down while using the toilet [1]. Smaller children run the risk of drowning if they fall headfirs...
by 4 king guy
Fri May 12, 2006 12:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How do you respond to ..
Replies: 14
Views: 1607

How do you respond to ..

people that do not greet you or return a "Good Morning!" **** I work with some lady ( mid 40s- miserable as all hell). She never greets anyone.. She never replies to "Good Morning!" She constantly complains about everything.. She is a secretary, not in my chain but she works at t...
by 4 king guy
Thu May 11, 2006 5:18 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Joke from a liberal friend...
Replies: 1
Views: 232

Joke from a liberal friend...

A friend of mine sent this to me.... (laugh at the joke.. not the politics) ************************************* Firing Squad Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and George W. Bush face a firing squad in a small Central American country. Bill Clinton is first placed against the wall and just before the order to...
by 4 king guy
Thu May 11, 2006 5:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Sneezing on a plane..
Replies: 2
Views: 317

Sneezing on a plane..

A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds. The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, w...
by 4 king guy
Tue May 09, 2006 3:37 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Can David Blane hold his breath for 9:00?
Replies: 34
Views: 2372

Using my Computer Clock, I held my breath for 66 seconds on the first try.
by 4 king guy
Tue May 09, 2006 2:45 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: DaVinci Code flick
Replies: 54
Views: 3784

Re: DaVinci Code flick

Some of the folks in the rural backwoods area outside my little college town are getting their panties in a knot over the DaVinci Code movie...letters to the local paper about how it's an affront to true Christians, discussions on picketing cinemas that show it, etc. Having read the book (and its h...
by 4 king guy
Thu May 04, 2006 6:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Someone needs to crack this cunt upside the head with a
Replies: 36
Views: 1651

Got any nude pics of her??

PLEASE DO NOT POST THEM!!
I feel about mourning this nation... that the wrath of God is punishing this nation....
It would have been justice if her mother had hit the sperm that created her with an IUD!!
by 4 king guy
Tue May 02, 2006 10:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What is the most you ever lost gambling???
Replies: 22
Views: 955

What is the most you ever lost gambling???

John Daly says he has lost between $50 million and $60 million during 12 years of heavy gambling, and that it has become a problem that could "flat-out ruin me" if he doesn't bring it under control I've lost a couple of Hundred at Foxwoods a couple of times and I wasn't too happy (but it ...
by 4 king guy
Sun Apr 30, 2006 7:28 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hot Coffee vs a Spanking
Replies: 41
Views: 1182

Husker4ever wrote:1.7 million says the manager with the bright idea in the first place, gets shit-canned. And rightfully so.
He didn't get shit canned!! He just got spanked !!
by 4 king guy
Sat Apr 29, 2006 12:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hot Coffee vs a Spanking
Replies: 41
Views: 1182

Hot Coffee vs a Spanking

Jury awards $1.7 million to spanked employee FRESNO, California (AP) -- A jury awarded $1.7 million Friday to a woman who was spanked in front of her colleagues in what her employer called a camaraderie-building exercise. The jury of six men and six women found that Janet Orlando, 53, was subjected...
by 4 king guy
Sat Apr 29, 2006 12:05 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: a list of Songs to play on "No Work" Monday
Replies: 8
Views: 357

a list of Songs to play on "No Work" Monday

How many immigrant songs do you know?
Please add to this list!


illegal alien - Genesis
Immigrant Song - Led Zeppelin
by 4 king guy
Sat Apr 29, 2006 12:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mexicans no work Monday?
Replies: 56
Views: 2968

Meatpacking plants will shut down. Markets won't open. Trucks won't roll. Students will walk out of school. Millions of people will take to America's streets in possibly unprecedented numbers. If all goes as organizers plan, major American cities will be disrupted Monday by what's being called "...
by 4 king guy
Sat Apr 29, 2006 3:04 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (!) Rasputin's Penis (!)
Replies: 4
Views: 506

(!) Rasputin's Penis (!)

http://www.despardes.com/oscartango/rasputins-penis.jpg In a more innocent age, it was said that Rasputin's legendary power over women was due to his piercing eyes. But a new museum of erotica suggests that the mad monk's charm may instead have been, ahem, concealed beneath his cassock. Measuring a...
by 4 king guy
Thu Apr 27, 2006 11:15 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mexicans no work Monday?
Replies: 56
Views: 2968

I fixed the spelling as best I could.. ( I am not a proponent...I am actually just checking out what all the pre Cinco de Mayo Mexican hub bub is al about!!) ****** We are clling No Work, No School, No Sales, and No Buying, and also to have rallies around symbols of economic trade in your areas (sto...
by 4 king guy
Tue Apr 25, 2006 2:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Great jtr
Replies: 12
Views: 1394

jtr, I got your back!!

These neandering nabobs of negativism are just jealous of your potential!!


You remind me of a young Stephen Furst!!


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by 4 king guy
Tue Apr 25, 2006 1:14 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: NAILED!!
Replies: 5
Views: 319

NAILED!!

12 NAILS to the Head!! http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/060421/countdown_nailhead1_060421.hmedium.jpg PORTLAND, Ore. - An Oregon man who went to a hospital complaining of a headache was found to have 12 nails embedded in his skull from a suicide attempt with a nail gun, doctors s...
by 4 king guy
Tue Apr 25, 2006 1:12 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Great jtr
Replies: 12
Views: 1394

Re: The Great jtr

So, I was looking up Jesse's picture on the internet... to show my friends, the international movie star that posts on this board... Bro...just because Jess is a complete fucking loser, it doesn't mean you have to be one, as well. If looking up to jtr for his accomplishments and his dream is the cr...
by 4 king guy
Tue Apr 25, 2006 12:29 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Great jtr
Replies: 12
Views: 1394

The Great jtr

So, I was looking up Jesse's picture on the internet... to show my friends, the international movie star that posts on this board... I put jtr in Yahoo imagesa nd got this pic.. http://www7.plala.or.jp/rib/s/g/jtr.JPG I hope this has nothing to do with jtr on this web board!! :shock: ***************...
by 4 king guy
Sat Apr 22, 2006 10:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (!) charlie sheen - RACK HIM AND LEARN (!)
Replies: 28
Views: 1402

Fuck, could you find more MANLY pics than those thick eyebrow pics???? Shit. I think she's hot in everything BUT those photos. WOW!! I never noticed her BIG Bushy Eyebrows...GOD and god .. I would have to kick her out of bed and go find a couple of prostitutes or whack off to some other chick on th...
by 4 king guy
Sat Apr 22, 2006 8:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Is the Nude Carpenter telling the truth?
Replies: 1
Views: 281

Is the Nude Carpenter telling the truth?

Naked Carpenter.. Is he telling the truth? Percy Honniball, 50, was charged with misdemeanor indecent exposure this week for the October incident. He told officers he stripped before crawling under the client's house to do electrical work because he didn't want to soil his clothes, police said. Hon...
by 4 king guy
Sat Apr 22, 2006 7:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (!) charlie sheen - RACK HIM AND LEARN (!)
Replies: 28
Views: 1402

Maybe, If she improved her appearance, Charlie wouldn't be looking at other girls..... :shock: :shock: Imagine HAVING to GO TO BED WITH THIS!!! http://www.radiofree.com/profiles/denise_richards/ci004520.jpg http://www.firsttvdrama.com/illinois/denise3.jpg http://www.celebritymovieblog.com/celebritie...
by 4 king guy
Thu Apr 20, 2006 6:15 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doncha Just Love Weddings?
Replies: 23
Views: 1292

In line with this thread...

What do you usually give as a gift??

How much??