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by JayDuck
Fri Oct 24, 2008 6:15 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: This election sure is bringing 'em out isn't it?
Replies: 32
Views: 1563

Re: This election sure is bringing 'em out isn't it?

Damn! And I was really hoping Black Zorro was out there.

It would appear to be confirmation of the universal rule that if you are dumb enough to fake your own attack, you aren't smart enough to realize that you are writing backwards in the mirror.
by JayDuck
Thu Oct 23, 2008 11:26 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: This election sure is bringing 'em out isn't it?
Replies: 32
Views: 1563

Re: This election sure is bringing 'em out isn't it?

What's the word PSUFAN ? Sensationalism or real ? http://www.tmz.com/2008/10/23/politically-motivated-mutilation-real-or-hoax We're told there are several things about the alleged attack that don't add up. A Pittsburgh PD official says they are conducting a "thorough investigation" and ha...
by JayDuck
Mon Oct 20, 2008 12:40 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Tom, your hero has spoken
Replies: 44
Views: 1348

Re: Tom, your hero has spoken

Wolfman wrote:And no one has a problem with say about 95% of one group of people voting for the same candidate ?
Of course-- "race is not a factor".
Sad.
90% of blacks are voting for Obama because he's the democratic nominee, like they do in every election.
by JayDuck
Sun Oct 19, 2008 12:22 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: For everything else...
Replies: 32
Views: 1454

Re: For everything else...

Wolfman wrote:since when is a "service charge" a TIP for someone's service ??

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by JayDuck
Thu Oct 16, 2008 4:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The precise moment when the election was truly lost
Replies: 9
Views: 683

Re: The precise moment when the election was truly lost

Leave him alone. He can't keep his tongue in his mouth anymore after what they did to him as a POW.

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by JayDuck
Mon Oct 13, 2008 4:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Do I have this staight abought Osama? A pilot's veiw
Replies: 62
Views: 2196

Re: Do I have this staight abought Osama? A pilot's veiw

Jerkovich wrote:
Where are the pictures of his American family?
Where the fuck have you been holed up that you haven't seen pictures of Obama with his mother and grandparents?
by JayDuck
Mon Oct 13, 2008 4:18 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: *UPDATED* 'TARD LIST *UPDATED*
Replies: 16
Views: 1898

Re: *UPDATED* 'TARD LIST *UPDATED*

The sad thing is, this is the best post you've made in months.
by JayDuck
Sun Oct 12, 2008 11:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: are any of you McCain voters concerned about this?
Replies: 116
Views: 7531

Re: are any of you McCain voters concerned about this?

You're a fucking dipshit. There are already laws that require they attend to any that have a viable chance of survival with their aid , not unattended for 45 minutes. If, with their help, the doctors believe that they have a viable chance of saving the fetus, they are already required to attend to i...
by JayDuck
Sun Oct 12, 2008 6:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: are any of you McCain voters concerned about this?
Replies: 116
Views: 7531

Re: are any of you McCain voters concerned about this?

You're a fucking moron. Obama's position was that the laws on the books already covered the survivors and there didn't need to be new legislation specific for that case. No, you're a fucking liar. The 'laws on the books' clearly do NOT 'cover survivors.' Read the link and sftu, asshead. Your messia...
by JayDuck
Sun Oct 12, 2008 6:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: are any of you McCain voters concerned about this?
Replies: 116
Views: 7531

Re: are any of you McCain voters concerned about this?

Porter, if anyone finds B.O.'s abortion position easier to digest than Sarah Palin's, well ... they're just straight up sick in the fucking head. http://townhall.com/columnists/TerenceJeffrey/2008/01/09/obama_is_the_most_pro-abortion_candidate_ever He is so pro-abortion he refused as an Illinois st...
by JayDuck
Sun Oct 12, 2008 6:21 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: are any of you McCain voters concerned about this?
Replies: 116
Views: 7531

Re: are any of you McCain voters concerned about this?

Smackie Chan wrote: I see this campaign as being cleaner than those of recent election years. No Karl Rove as political strategist
:lol:
by JayDuck
Fri Oct 10, 2008 6:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If Obama Wins the Election
Replies: 47
Views: 3424

Re: If Obama Wins the Election

Is this when the purging of whitey begins ? Can we expect any help from the spics ?? or are they next ?? What about the Asians...??...the Jews..? Have you looked outside? The whitey purging began long ago. And "help from the spics". They've been the primary reason for the purge in the fir...
by JayDuck
Fri Oct 10, 2008 5:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: This is the Sarah Palin video we've all been waiting for
Replies: 12
Views: 435

This is the Sarah Palin video we've all been waiting for

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by JayDuck
Fri Oct 10, 2008 2:36 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: IF Obama Loses The Election
Replies: 30
Views: 2575

Re: When Obama Loses The Election

I can read, and comprehend, quite well. I comprehend that you fancy yourself an elitist capable of deciding who should be allowed to vote, and then drop some non-sensical horseshit about polls being the deciding factor. It's like deja vu all over again, you smug little clueless cunt. Since you're i...
by JayDuck
Fri Oct 10, 2008 2:20 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: IF Obama Loses The Election
Replies: 30
Views: 2575

Re: When Obama Loses The Election

War Wagon wrote:
JayDuck wrote:If he's ahead in the polls close as much as he is right now, going into the election, yes.
English, motherfucker, do you write it?
Yes...can you read?
by JayDuck
Fri Oct 10, 2008 2:12 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: IF Obama Loses The Election
Replies: 30
Views: 2575

Re: When Obama Loses The Election

If he's ahead in the polls close as much as he is right now, going into the election, yes.

If the polls switch to McCain ahead going into it, no.

Although to be honest, I expect there's going to be a bit of mob violence no matter who wins the election.
by JayDuck
Thu Oct 09, 2008 5:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: are any of you McCain voters concerned about this?
Replies: 116
Views: 7531

Re: are any of you McCain voters concerned about this?

(Palin is) a piece of eye candy with incredibly extremist views What are her incredibly extremist views? Well, she's not only a pro-lifer, but was been an abortion clinic protester, impeding patients rights at legal medical facilities. She believes that dinosaurs and humans walked the earth togethe...
by JayDuck
Thu Oct 09, 2008 5:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: are any of you McCain voters concerned about this?
Replies: 116
Views: 7531

Re: are any of you McCain voters concerned about this?

You are kidding, right? If you took ballots away from the fucktards, the Democrats would lose every race. Well, you're just wrong there. If you let only educated people vote, the republicans would lose every time. Not so fast, my uneducated friend. You might want to peruse this before you rely on w...
by JayDuck
Thu Oct 09, 2008 1:51 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: are any of you McCain voters concerned about this?
Replies: 116
Views: 7531

Re: are any of you McCain voters concerned about this?

You are kidding, right? If you took ballots away from the fucktards, the Democrats would lose every race. Well, you're just wrong there. If you let only educated people vote, the republicans would lose every time. http://www.census.gov/acs/www/Products/Ranking/2002/R02T040.htm Top 15 states (distri...
by JayDuck
Wed Oct 08, 2008 11:09 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A question for liberals/democrats
Replies: 43
Views: 2656

Re: A question for liberals/democrats

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by JayDuck
Wed Oct 08, 2008 11:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: are any of you McCain voters concerned about this?
Replies: 116
Views: 7531

Re: are any of you McCain voters concerned about this?

Derron wrote: I can just see it now..the Rev Wright holding his Quran or whatever the Muslim book is and saying Do you swear, so help you GODDAMN AMERICA..!!

Fucking save us all...please...
I can imagine The Pope reading from the Quran too.
by JayDuck
Wed Oct 08, 2008 10:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: are any of you McCain voters concerned about this?
Replies: 116
Views: 7531

Re: are any of you McCain voters concerned about this?

Which, of course, makes perfect sense. Only people with skin in the game should be allowed to vote. Giving fucked up losers with zero tax liability the privilege of voting will surely destroy this country. As an elitist, myself, we are in agreement on this issue. Though land ownership is no longer ...
by JayDuck
Wed Oct 08, 2008 10:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: are any of you McCain voters concerned about this?
Replies: 116
Views: 7531

Re: are any of you McCain voters concerned about this?

R-Jack wrote: Yet noting about the actuall canidates.

Sorry, no vote for you. It's implied.
:lol: ....moving on...

Smart people don't want dumbfucks to lead them. Your inability to see that, or spell, disqualifies you.
by JayDuck
Wed Oct 08, 2008 10:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: are any of you McCain voters concerned about this?
Replies: 116
Views: 7531

Re: are any of you McCain voters concerned about this?

mvscal wrote:Please identify the intelligence requirements for President and Vice-President outlined in the Constitution.
Its implied by the fact that only land owners were meant to be eligible to vote, ensuring that the dumshit masses didn't get a say.
by JayDuck
Wed Oct 08, 2008 10:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A question for liberals/democrats
Replies: 43
Views: 2656

Re: A question for liberals/democrats

Bullshit. Nobody will ever be able to get the loans to afford those shanties.
by JayDuck
Wed Oct 08, 2008 6:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: John McCain is clearly the Penguin
Replies: 3
Views: 341

John McCain is clearly the Penguin

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by JayDuck
Wed Oct 08, 2008 6:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Wow, what a boring debate.
Replies: 17
Views: 1439

Re: Wow, what a boring debate.

MuchoBulls wrote:I am not sure why you're so inclined to follow these polls so closely. Wasn't Kerry so far ahead in these polls 4 years ago?
No. Bush led through all of October, with the exception of a couple isolated days
by JayDuck
Wed Oct 08, 2008 5:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Have you heard?
Replies: 8
Views: 679

Re: Have you heard?

The only thing that would have made that video worth my time was if that guy had a heart attack halfway through.
by JayDuck
Fri Oct 03, 2008 9:06 pm
Forum: CFB and CBB Pick'Em
Topic: Week 6 CFB Pickem Lines
Replies: 32
Views: 2730

Re: Week 6 CFB Pickem Lines

1. MIZ 54
3. MIF
11. OKA
14. MIC
18. WIS
23. STN
33. WAS
34. ASU
35. UCL
36. ORU
by JayDuck
Thu Oct 02, 2008 5:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 74 Traitors
Replies: 43
Views: 3264

Re: 74 Traitors

No, they used a clever little trick. They took a House bill, H.R. 1424 (Paul Wellstone Mental Health and Addiction Equity Act of 2007 ), completely gutted it and grafted the bailout package and a couple hundred billion in additional pork to it, called them amendments and cheerfully voted for it whi...
by JayDuck
Thu Oct 02, 2008 5:15 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 74 Traitors
Replies: 43
Views: 3264

Re: 74 Traitors

mvscal wrote:
It's time to pay the piper.
Remind me which failing bank the piper is CEO of, again?
by JayDuck
Thu Oct 02, 2008 4:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: electoral landslide?
Replies: 31
Views: 1425

Re: electoral landslide?

And - where is Biden? Why hasn't he been interviewed likewise by CBS? [youtube]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/wqBLUIJ-zYc&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="tru...
by JayDuck
Wed Oct 01, 2008 9:09 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Sarah Palin plays the skin flute
Replies: 11
Views: 772

Sarah Palin plays the skin flute

OK. Its just the regular flute. But a man can dream. The Beauty contest videos continue [youtube]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/r0OZ9W2K_z0&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen"...
by JayDuck
Wed Oct 01, 2008 8:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What $1.75 will get you in Saginaw
Replies: 9
Views: 635

Re: What $1.75 will get you in Saginaw

It will never appraise.
by JayDuck
Tue Sep 30, 2008 6:38 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Here's your bill for $3,333 -
Replies: 236
Views: 33333

Re: Here's your bill for $3,333 -

It's all part of the process. Rest assured, the world won't end, but we'll all feel the hurt for awhile. I actually got the chills listening to some dude on the radio today. He reminded the radio show he called into that the founders actually sacrificed and pledged (many gave up) their fortunes, th...
by JayDuck
Sat Sep 27, 2008 6:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: McCain "suspends" campaign
Replies: 156
Views: 4366

Re: McCain "suspends" campaign

Speaking of debates...what's going to happen when Biden debates Palin? biden will show up smashed, give her a hug at the beginning and try to stick his tongue down her throat & grab some tit. then he'll spend the rest of the time apologizing [youtube]<object width="425" height="3...
by JayDuck
Sat Sep 27, 2008 5:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: McCain "suspends" campaign
Replies: 156
Views: 4366

Re: McCain "suspends" campaign

Demographics: white men and women over age 55 that have at least college education represent 67% of all people that vote. So.....who exactly is voting for Obama? I hate to break it to you, Shrub, but Obama is winning among people with a college education. Obama's problem area is older whites withou...
by JayDuck
Sat Sep 27, 2008 3:56 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Debate Advice
Replies: 17
Views: 613

Re: Debate Advice

About 90% of the people in this country are so stupid that they shouldn't be voting as it is. You're about one arrogant little prick, aren't you? Ok, have it your way. Just go ahead and appoint all elected officials from this point forward, Jay. No, wait... I think you're qualified to be in charge ...
by JayDuck
Sat Sep 27, 2008 2:12 am
Forum: CFB and CBB Pick'Em
Topic: Week 5 CFB Pickem Lines
Replies: 35
Views: 3089

Re: Week 5 CFB Pickem Lines

1. ALA 42
4. COL
10. OKA
18. WIS
19. MIN
20. ILL
25. PUR
38. ORU
39. AUB
40. FLA