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by AJ
Mon Mar 17, 2008 5:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Heathen Easter Thread
Replies: 10
Views: 1934

Re: Heathen Plans for Easter? AKA Bunny call out

Did someone call for me?

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by AJ
Thu Mar 06, 2008 1:07 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I'm Sure This is Okay According to Islamic Law
Replies: 9
Views: 1304

Re: I'm Sure This is Okay According to Islamic Law

Charles De Mar wrote:
I masturbated for 7 years

Damn, her arm must be tired!

:rimshot:
by AJ
Fri Feb 22, 2008 2:41 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pinched nerve pain recommendations
Replies: 71
Views: 3488

Re: Pinched nerve pain recommendations

Anyone have any recommendations for alleviating this shooting pain? I spoke to our staff nurse and got the usual Aleve/Ibuprofen, heat/ice, resting the affected area, yadda, yadda, yadda. That goes without saying. Just wondering if anyone had any homeopathic/non-conventional treatments that helped ...
by AJ
Fri Jan 11, 2008 12:38 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: My eyes! My eyes!!!
Replies: 37
Views: 2435

Re: My eyes! My eyes!!!

I had lasik done about an year and half ago. Best money I ever spent. My vision is perfect, my eyes aren't perpetually bloodshot anymore, and I don't have to deal with wearing lenses.

I highly recommend it.
by AJ
Mon Aug 13, 2007 8:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: VH reunion, take.....I dunno... 47?
Replies: 30
Views: 2127

Ven Halen = Spinal Tap.
by AJ
Tue May 15, 2007 5:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rev. Falwell found unconscious
Replies: 156
Views: 8369

Upgrade his status to "dead".
by AJ
Tue May 08, 2007 9:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Ah yes, tornado season is upon the Midwest again
Replies: 20
Views: 1886

http://7cockroach.20m.com/Mar07/Cartn.jpg Holy Moses, what a hard-lookin' outfit! All them Okies is hard-lookin'. Boy, but I'd hate to hit that desert in a jalopy like that! Well, you and me got sense. Them Okies got no sense or no feeling. They ain't human. A human being wouldn't live like they do...
by AJ
Wed Jan 31, 2007 3:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The "Top 2000" Music Videos...
Replies: 31
Views: 2327

by AJ
Wed Jan 10, 2007 4:50 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Poor Jason Kidd
Replies: 19
Views: 1971

Re: Poor Jason Kidd

The Assassin wrote:According to Kidd, his wife had tracking devices installed on his cars and computers and has harassed his trainer, friends and family.

Maybe she could hook up with Albert Belle. Sounds like they have a lot in common.
by AJ
Mon Jan 08, 2007 5:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (~ n) Is this a legal avatard ..... (~ n)
Replies: 15
Views: 1182

Re: (~ n) Is this a legal avatard ..... (~ n)

poptart wrote:Image


..... or will I be banned or spanked ... ?



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It's mesmerizing.......

Sin,
Lagos
by AJ
Mon Jan 08, 2007 5:26 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hitting kids is what Tiggers do best...
Replies: 14
Views: 1655

Tigger should have broken a paw off in his ass.
by AJ
Fri Jan 05, 2007 2:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Lampley goes to jail for beating up girls...
Replies: 21
Views: 1998

The Assassin wrote:
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Wow, she sure fucked up her face with some awful plastic surgery. Those lips could serve as flotation devices.
by AJ
Tue Dec 05, 2006 10:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Your Favorite Franchise Restaurant
Replies: 145
Views: 8541

Sonic.

I like the variety of drinks, shakes, and blasts, especially the seasonal choices.
by AJ
Thu Nov 23, 2006 7:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 43 years ago today
Replies: 48
Views: 2958

Wolfman wrote: hell
some are even copying my posting style--
amazing !!

They're not copying you, you senile old coot. They're making fun of you.
by AJ
Tue Nov 21, 2006 4:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pick of Destiny...
Replies: 29
Views: 1866

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:I thought this was about something else.


sin,
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Fifty bucks says he eats it......
by AJ
Tue Nov 21, 2006 4:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Kramer says N*gger
Replies: 88
Views: 6292

Ah, the good old days........


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0u7mZeCGko
by AJ
Mon Nov 20, 2006 4:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Kramer says N*gger
Replies: 88
Views: 6292

by AJ
Tue Nov 14, 2006 8:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: This suck-arse needs to die.
Replies: 19
Views: 1570

DO STONEHENGE!
by AJ
Mon Nov 13, 2006 7:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Memo to Ghetto Pedestrians
Replies: 58
Views: 2559

Luth, are you the guy that pissed someone off by eating a sandwich at a suicide?
by AJ
Wed Nov 08, 2006 2:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Caption
Replies: 10
Views: 1676

Who was the guy that had the ugly, obnoxious kid jumping all over the podium?
by AJ
Wed Nov 08, 2006 2:05 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Sandinista!
Replies: 13
Views: 796

Something About England is an amazing song.

I have always been bizzarely fascinated by Lose This Skin -- the vocals are awful, yet compelling.
by AJ
Tue Nov 07, 2006 4:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: That phone rings one more goddamn time....
Replies: 31
Views: 2414

John Elway called me during the Broncos game last weekend. Good thing he did, I wouldn't have known which gubernatorial candidate to vote for without him. Ive been waiting all election season for Jim Zorn to call,...if your reading this JZ,please IM me as to which way to vote! What party does John ...
by AJ
Tue Nov 07, 2006 3:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: That phone rings one more goddamn time....
Replies: 31
Views: 2414

John Elway called me during the Broncos game last weekend.

Good thing he did, I wouldn't have known which gubernatorial candidate to vote for without him.
by AJ
Tue Oct 24, 2006 6:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: So I took my family to the pumpkin patch.
Replies: 18
Views: 1172

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote: That has me giggling like a stoned high school kid for some reason.

Speaking of which, that gourd looks like it would make a good bong.
by AJ
Tue Oct 24, 2006 2:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: went to my 10 yr HS reunion on Saturday
Replies: 117
Views: 6857

Jebus Jess, did you sleep in that suit the night before?
by AJ
Tue Oct 17, 2006 12:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Are there any people of color in STL.?
Replies: 39
Views: 1784

Ang wrote:There is a reason that Busch Stadium is south of that line. They would never build north of I-40. It wouldn't matter if land was 50 cents per acre there, just wouldn't happen.

Isn't Busch Stadium technically north of I-40, by about 50 ft.?
by AJ
Thu Oct 12, 2006 1:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Aircraft Crashes into NY Building
Replies: 102
Views: 4862

Nishlord wrote:(The lack of compassion in this thread is appalling, by the way. Well done, everyone)

Rack that.

1smoothG would be proud.
by AJ
Wed Oct 11, 2006 10:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Aircraft Crashes into NY Building
Replies: 102
Views: 4862

http://media.phillyburbs.com/2006/02/23/0223randycory.jpg How odd...I hit google up for a Corey Lidle picture and I find one with him flying a plane. He's on the right with the blue cap. I'm too tired to wytch him crashing into a building. Rip City Can you wytch the Tourist of Death into the back s...
by AJ
Mon Oct 02, 2006 6:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I'm working on a movie based on the book "Towelhead&quo
Replies: 31
Views: 1277

A 1smoothG sighting? In a thread that doesn't involve dead people?
by AJ
Tue Aug 29, 2006 8:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bikes of Burden... Crazy sheitz...
Replies: 13
Views: 576

If I ever find my Visa again, I might visit that country. To be honest with you, it was almost a coin flip when I was deciding between Israel/Jordan with Vietnam. I highly recommend it. I spent 3 weeks in Vietnam and Cambodia about 3 years ago. Beautiful countries, fascinating and friendly people, ...
by AJ
Tue Aug 22, 2006 12:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: "And IIIIII-EEE-AYYYYY Will Always Hate JOOOOOOOS"
Replies: 21
Views: 1335

Killing Bobby Brown isn't such a bad idea.
by AJ
Mon Aug 14, 2006 7:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Indy - this you?
Replies: 25
Views: 865

I don't tip because society says I have to. All right, if someone deserves a tip, if they really put forth an effort, I'll give them something a little something extra. But this tipping automatically, it's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned, they're just doing their job. I'm very sorry the gover...
by AJ
Thu Aug 10, 2006 8:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Gotta love comeuppance
Replies: 45
Views: 1772

This thread is funny. Mike, you are a hoot. Carry on. Move your car. Your writing to a lawyer. It should be : " Move your car, mother fucker" Around here if the tow truck hooks your car on one of those deals, it's going to be at least $ 250.00 - $ 300.00 to get the bitch out of impound. M...
by AJ
Thu Aug 10, 2006 12:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Barren Down The Hatches Poptart!
Replies: 32
Views: 2302

Avast, ye weighty!!!
by AJ
Thu Aug 10, 2006 12:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: WSJ Warns: Watch Out for 8/22
Replies: 40
Views: 1371

Sirfindafold wrote:August 23 for myself.

Me and Kobe Bryant.

And me.
by AJ
Wed Aug 09, 2006 12:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: findyourspot.com
Replies: 68
Views: 3902

My top spot was Denver, which is kind of handy, since I already live there.
by AJ
Mon Aug 07, 2006 8:10 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Life expectancy calculator
Replies: 31
Views: 2531

87.56


Rack genetics trumping laziness.
by AJ
Thu Jun 29, 2006 4:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jiffy Lubed
Replies: 27
Views: 2361

I took my car to Grease Monkey when I was young and poor. The suggetive sell I got was for brake fluid. I chose not to argue, since it was only $5 and I don't know shit about cars. I left the shop and got on the highway, and after drving about 8 miles, I hit the brake to make a lane change, and the ...
by AJ
Fri May 19, 2006 7:15 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: An Historic Time for Conservatives
Replies: 37
Views: 1546

I laugh at the "economists" that post here !! They should write for "the Onion" or 'Scrappleface" ! btw-- I voted for "W"-- twice-- I knew he was not the 2nd coming of Barry Goldwater or even Ronald Reagan-- but a hell of a lot better choice than anything that was...
by AJ
Mon May 15, 2006 11:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: preach it brotha!!!
Replies: 7
Views: 461

Can I get a glass dick? Amen brother!