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by Cosmo Kramer
Sat Aug 29, 2009 7:47 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Aaron Rodgers....
Replies: 26
Views: 1208

Re: Aaron Rodgers....

Don't EVER question.... # Rodgers 14-19, 258 yds, 3 tds # Rodgers 2 car, 39 yds, 0 tds and put up close to 40 points in one half against the NFC Champs Bragging about PRESEASON stats? SERIOUSLY? :doh: :doh: :doh: .... Da Troof Shut up. If the Quiefs were doing the same you'd be jizzing all over you...
by Cosmo Kramer
Sat Aug 29, 2009 7:45 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Aaron Rodgers....
Replies: 26
Views: 1208

Re: Aaron Rodgers....

I liked what I saw on both sides of the ball.

I think the Pack could win the division or at least a wildcard spot.
by Cosmo Kramer
Tue Aug 18, 2009 4:11 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: FAVRE TO STAY RETIRED
Replies: 28
Views: 1953

Re: FAVRE TO STAY RETIRED

Gotta give props to Screw.....he called it....my bad. Fucking Favre is like a case of Herpes man....why won't he just go and stay away/ FUCK!!!! Good luck with him.
by Cosmo Kramer
Mon Aug 17, 2009 10:07 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: It's nice to see our football teams,but pre-season sucks ass
Replies: 9
Views: 779

Re: It's nice to see our football teams,but pre-season sucks ass

mvscal wrote:Shut up...
no wonder why tou have 21,000 + posts with such epic takes as that! Keep them cumming fluffer!
by Cosmo Kramer
Mon Aug 17, 2009 12:55 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: It's nice to see our football teams,but pre-season sucks ass
Replies: 9
Views: 779

It's nice to see our football teams,but pre-season sucks ass

Injuries........players that will never even sniff an NFL roster and false hopes and false worries...trim it down to 2 games and add 2 onto the regular season.....oh and by the way, the Packers will kick some ass this year.....mark it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Cosmo Kramer
Mon Aug 17, 2009 12:49 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It's Not Over Till It's Over...
Replies: 16
Views: 1071

Re: It's Not Over Till It's Over...

TheJON wrote:Ok, so what the fuck is this shit??

Anyone got the Cliff note's version of this story or is it not even worth my time?
99.8% of the shit on this board is not worth our time....Fucking losers with an occasional good thread....The decline of Western Civilization and T.V.
by Cosmo Kramer
Thu Aug 13, 2009 3:52 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The most fucked up baseball team EVER!
Replies: 15
Views: 910

Re: The most fucked up baseball team EVER!

So what you're saying is that in addition to sucking cock and taking it up the ass, you enjoy raping underage children? Way to go fuckface!
by Cosmo Kramer
Thu Aug 13, 2009 3:44 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Beer tossed during Cubs/Phillies game
Replies: 23
Views: 1050

Re: Beer tossed during Cubs/Phillies game

Screw_Michigan wrote:Not a surprise in the least it happened at a Cubs game. Only Philly fan and New York fan make Cub fan look civilized.

Enjoy sitting at home with your thumb up your ass in October, Cub fan.
You're the one who enjoys sitting at home with objects up their ass so have fun fuckface!
by Cosmo Kramer
Thu Aug 13, 2009 3:34 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Do you want Mike Vick on YOUR team?
Replies: 43
Views: 2011

Re: Do you want Mike Vick on YOUR team?

Degenerate wrote:The Glass Bay Dickers were talking about signing him a couple of weeks ago.

Wow did you come up with that all by yourself? Good boy, now you can have a juicebox.....What a fucking tool!
by Cosmo Kramer
Tue Aug 04, 2009 12:02 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Was anyone here ever molested?
Replies: 43
Views: 3736

Re: Was anyone here ever molested?

I once had consensual intercourse with a prostitute whom I met near the American Gardens Building at 55 West 81st Street in Manhattan. Later in the evening, I assaulted her with a wide array of household items before finally dropping a chainsaw (in operation) on her skull. I do not believe this to ...
by Cosmo Kramer
Sat Aug 01, 2009 1:30 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Was anyone here ever molested?
Replies: 43
Views: 3736

Re: Was anyone here ever molested?

It's called "grooming" behavior and quite typical of molestors....Thank God nothing happened.
by Cosmo Kramer
Fri Jul 31, 2009 4:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bang of Bucks - Kate Beckinsale
Replies: 11
Views: 937

Re: Bang of Bucks - Kate Beckinsale

Rack Fu wrote:
R-Jack wrote:How about Meg Ryan or Jack Nicholson?

Image
Jack Nicholson now or 1974?


Q. What day is it?

A. October?

RACK
by Cosmo Kramer
Fri Jul 31, 2009 3:00 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If this is global climate change
Replies: 63
Views: 2704

Re: If this is global climate change

Isin't Chicago having a mild summer too? Aren't hot temps and cool temps in differ places just "normal" weather patterns and maybe global warming is not the casuse? I'm not naive enough to think that we're not impacting the envoronment, but aren't some of these things just "natural&qu...
by Cosmo Kramer
Thu Jul 30, 2009 4:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Aquapalooza!!!
Replies: 20
Views: 998

Re: Aquapalooza!!!

Hey screw....I think I'm in YOUR dome......Aren't you going to off yourself soon? Is that lame or does it look lame? Is Favre retired or a drama Queen? Fucking Pussy!
by Cosmo Kramer
Thu Jul 30, 2009 3:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Aquapalooza!!!
Replies: 20
Views: 998

Re: Aquapalooza!!!

You've got to watch out for screw, he's a master at linguistics....fucking douchebag......yea I said fucking douchebag and I mean it unlike you "manager of the WAFFLE house"
by Cosmo Kramer
Wed Jul 29, 2009 1:41 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: FAVRE TO STAY RETIRED
Replies: 28
Views: 1953

Re: FAVRE TO STAY RETIRED

You are such a fucking dipshit.....oh o.k. 'the saga is not over" according to you but look at the title of my post I said that he is RETIRED!!!!!!! Why is that so fucking hard for you to comprehend? 8th grade education? or just a total jerkoff? Just like in your previous post where you said th...
by Cosmo Kramer
Tue Jul 28, 2009 11:32 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: FAVRE TO STAY RETIRED
Replies: 28
Views: 1953

Re: FAVRE TO STAY RETIRED

Screw_Michigan wrote:Continue KYOA and embarrassing yourself. You're doing quite well filling in for Gobbles McFucktard as the board's resident hysterical, hand-wringing fucktard.
come back to this forum in week 1 when favre is playing for the vikings
by Cosmo Kramer
Tue Jul 28, 2009 11:26 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: FAVRE TO STAY RETIRED
Replies: 28
Views: 1953

Re: FAVRE TO STAY RETIRED

Screw_Michigan wrote:Were you born fucking yesterday? Jesus Christ, you're the JON of the NFL forum. You even make Whitey look even-keeled.
Why because I called you out for being a Fuckwad? You're more pathetic than KCPaul
by Cosmo Kramer
Tue Jul 28, 2009 11:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Aquapalooza!!!
Replies: 20
Views: 998

Re: Aquapalooza!!!

I didn't say it LOOKS lame. I said it IS fucking lame, cumsickle. Yes, the boats and babes and beers look fun. The country music completely and utterly negates those factors. I guess if I'm a heffer-fucking simpleton like you, I don't mind the country music. But since I'm not, I'd rather blow my fu...
by Cosmo Kramer
Tue Jul 28, 2009 11:17 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: FAVRE TO STAY RETIRED
Replies: 28
Views: 1953

Re: FAVRE TO STAY RETIRED

Are you really that ignorant to think that Favre has said this is it...forever? Do you honestly think any of the major media outlets that have been staking out his house are all the sudden going to up and leave because he said "this is it?" He loves this. Now the Vikings are entering the ...
by Cosmo Kramer
Tue Jul 28, 2009 11:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Aquapalooza!!!
Replies: 20
Views: 998

Re: Aquapalooza!!!

Screw_Michigan wrote:Country music? Doesn't get any lamer than that.
Yea, that looks really lame.....God you're such a fucking jerkoff!!!!!!
by Cosmo Kramer
Tue Jul 28, 2009 11:12 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: FAVRE TO STAY RETIRED
Replies: 28
Views: 1953

Re: FAVRE TO STAY RETIRED

Screw_Michigan wrote:FAVRE TO STAY RETIRED...

...For today, you idiot.
No forever.....you cum wad!!!!!!!!
by Cosmo Kramer
Tue Jul 28, 2009 11:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Why Do We Need To Reform Health Care?
Replies: 120
Views: 3245

Re: Why Do We Need To Reform Health Care?

I'm glad your HMO is working now, but you'll be singing another fucking tune when a member of your family gets REALLY sick and they start denying your claims. Mark my words "It will happen". Bawahahahahah. Is that how this works? You have this backwards. Insurance companies don't reject c...
by Cosmo Kramer
Tue Jul 28, 2009 10:52 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: FAVRE TO STAY RETIRED
Replies: 28
Views: 1953

FAVRE TO STAY RETIRED

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2009/0722/pg ... e1_576.jpg

I called it....He wanted Ted Thompson to squirm and he bent the ViQueens and their pathetic fans over. Scoreboard!
by Cosmo Kramer
Tue Jul 28, 2009 3:44 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Why Do We Need To Reform Health Care?
Replies: 120
Views: 3245

Re: Why Do We Need To Reform Health Care?

My health care works just fine. I pay my HMO premiums every week, I get right in to see a doctor whenever I want, as do my wife and daughter. So what happens when 47 million uninsured patients get forcefed into a healthcare system that can barely manage the current ranks of those already seeking ca...
by Cosmo Kramer
Mon Jul 27, 2009 9:41 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Inspired by Left Seater's CF Forum thread ...
Replies: 24
Views: 1182

Re: Inspired by Left Seater's CF Forum thread ...

Most memorable: <insert Barry jaw-dropping run montage here> Least memorable: Favre to Sharpe in the wild card game at the Silverdome...how was he that wide open? There are definitely full games jam-packed with awful moments. The Redskins crushing them in the NFC championship game left me in tears ...
by Cosmo Kramer
Fri Jul 24, 2009 8:37 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Retire, Play, or don't give a shit!!!!!
Replies: 9
Views: 1203

Re: Retire, Play, or don't give a shit!!!!!

Favre is milking this like a dairy farmer right dow to the end.......I think he will retire....got to make Ted Thompson sweat a little longer.
by Cosmo Kramer
Thu Jul 16, 2009 2:44 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Retire, Play, or don't give a shit!!!!!
Replies: 9
Views: 1203

Re: Retire, Play, or don't give a shit!!!!!

Louis Cyphre wrote:Image

FUCKING CLASSIC!!!!!!
by Cosmo Kramer
Wed Jul 15, 2009 9:33 pm
Forum: Bitter_Pittsburgher music forum
Topic: NICE BOYS...DON'T PLAY ROCK AND ROLL!!
Replies: 1
Views: 366

Re: NICE BOYS...DON'T PLAY ROCK AND ROLL!!

Take me down to the Paridise City where the grass is green and the girls are pretty, take me home!!!!!

GUNS N' FUCKING ROSES ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!
by Cosmo Kramer
Wed Jul 15, 2009 9:30 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Retire, Play, or don't give a shit!!!!!
Replies: 9
Views: 1203

Retire, Play, or don't give a shit!!!!!

Favre says that he's going to inform the ViQueens by July 30th if he will sign with them. I don't give a shit if he does because it won't make them a better team in fact I think it would be horrible. My feeling is that he's making Ted Thompson sweat this out and will retire.......thoughts???????
by Cosmo Kramer
Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hello?
Replies: 12
Views: 1106

Re: Hello?

jiminphilly wrote:
Cosmo Kramer wrote:I like to fuck with them from time to time.....
Just when I thought there couldn't be anyone worse than Paul.
Don't get your panties in a bundle, BITCH!
by Cosmo Kramer
Wed Jul 08, 2009 4:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hello?
Replies: 12
Views: 1106

Re: Hello?

This place is still a shit hole with Grumpy Old Men blaming everyone else for their problems. I like to fuck with them from time to time.....
by Cosmo Kramer
Wed Jul 08, 2009 4:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jacko Memorial Service IN GAME
Replies: 32
Views: 2054

Re: Jacko Memorial Service IN GAME

Felix wrote:
Cosmo Kramer wrote:I aspire to be just like you douchbags.....I mean you've got to have so much satisfaction with 10,000 plus posts. you guys are so fucking cool!
post total smack is the bomb
Facts are Facts Felix....something tells me that you've been called out on this subject before.....
by Cosmo Kramer
Wed Jul 08, 2009 3:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jacko Memorial Service IN GAME
Replies: 32
Views: 2054

Re: Jacko Memorial Service IN GAME

I aspire to be just like you douchbags.....I mean you've got to have so much satisfaction with 10,000 plus posts. you guys are so fucking cool!
by Cosmo Kramer
Wed Jul 08, 2009 1:53 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jacko Memorial Service IN GAME
Replies: 32
Views: 2054

Re: Jacko Memorial Service IN GAME

Saw some dingy broad being interviewed on the news last night or the night before. She was crying here eyes out... "Michael was SOOOO important to me. There is no way that I would ever miss this!!" The phrase that immediately comes to mind is...get a fucking life. Get a life???????? That'...
by Cosmo Kramer
Tue Jul 07, 2009 5:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jacko Memorial Service IN GAME
Replies: 32
Views: 2054

Re: Jacko Memorial Service IN GAME

Saw some dingy broad being interviewed on the news last night or the night before. She was crying here eyes out... "Michael was SOOOO important to me. There is no way that I would ever miss this!!" The phrase that immediately comes to mind is...get a fucking life. Get a life???????? That'...
by Cosmo Kramer
Thu Jun 25, 2009 11:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jacko's Heart goes Wacko
Replies: 51
Views: 2593

Re: Jacko's Heart goes Wacko

I don't care what anybody says the video for Thriller is cool!
by Cosmo Kramer
Mon Jun 22, 2009 9:28 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: RadioFag: Time to meet your maker, you fucking cunt
Replies: 264
Views: 34320

Re: RadioFag: Time to meet your maker, you fucking cunt

poptart wrote:What's going on here?
A bunch of fucking losers with with no lives is what's going on here!
by Cosmo Kramer
Fri Jun 19, 2009 5:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Call me senator.
Replies: 38
Views: 915

Re: Call me senator.

She worked hard to get that title and now it doesn't mean shit!!! What a fucking Bitch!!!! She should be ashamed of herself for speaking that way to a member of our Armed Forces who fights to give her the privilege to run for senator....SHAME ON YOU CUNT!!!!!
by Cosmo Kramer
Fri Jun 19, 2009 5:52 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Did anybody catch "Joe Buck Live"?
Replies: 0
Views: 409

Did anybody catch "Joe Buck Live"?

Aside from Artie Lange killing, I thought it was a horrible piece of shit. He asked Favre some NICE questions, but pretty much left him off the hook when it came to if he thought he was tarnishing his legacy(which he is). And who give a fuck about Monkey Irvin and Chad OrangatanCinco