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Terry in Crapchester

The last time shutyomouth saw his toes . . . Dirt was still older than Mace. Mace has since caught and passed Dirt. Dins and mvscal didn't know everything yet. R-Jack was actually the age he now appears to be. Ucan't was still too scrawny to catch KC Scott's eye. The SEC had an excuse for not flying...

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Person A is applying to Organization B for {..........} which requires a criminal background check. Org B contacts Organization C to conduct the background check. Org C responds that Person A has been convicted of numerous crimes including felony assault with 3 year prison sentence. Org B denies ap...

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Truman wrote:
WolverineSteve wrote:I've always said that UM/ND should be the official kickoff of CFB every year.
:?

So we can get all the bad, over-rated football out of the way early?

Coming from MizzouFan, of all people?

Mizzou = Kal + flyover country

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Rack Smackaholic for stepping up and thanks for your service to the country. :meds: For fuck's sake, he's just going to be pushing a pencil somewhere. He's not a Navy SEAL. Coming from our resident 101st Fighting Keyboarder, who tries to make himself out to be the second coming of Audie Murphy and ...

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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:You have no idea how embarrassing this guy is.

More embarrassing than this guy?

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One of the first videos I ever saw on MTV, back in the day when they actually played videos . . .

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Mikey wrote:I thought this was going to be a Margaret Thatcher tribute thread.

No, that would have been British Bulldyke.

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...the Bush Administration tapping the phones of innocent American citizens. Why don't you go ahead and link us to that and we'll compare it to OPlatelip's Plumbers rummaging through the phone records of Associated Press reporters. You're either a dumbass or an unapologetic shill for the Bush Admin...

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The irony is that if the B1G had not moved heaven and earth in an effort to try to force ND into a conference, this probably wouldn't have happened.

That and the fact that Michigan previously cancelled the series twice, after ND had the audacity to actually win a game here and there.

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I'd be a little more impressed with the righties' sincerity here if they had been even 1/1000th as outraged over the Bush Administration tapping the phones of innocent American citizens.

Politics as usual. What else is new?

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I knew GMU paid Hewitt a buttload to come there, but for fuck's sake, I didn't know it was THAT much. How on earth a coach in a one-bid league can pull in over $600k is amazing. The CAA used to be a pretty decent mid-major, but got dry fucked six ways from Sunday on the recent realignment. They los...

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-consider preventing terrorism a very important foreign policy goal Well, when you phrase it like that . . . Sin, http://images.askmen.com/photos/2008-espy-awards-arrivals/80223.jpg Of course, when it comes to preventing terrorism, if we've learned just one thing from the events that have transpire...

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I'm well aware of the Ivy League, and New York, in particular, had a pretty extensive list of private universities, including many that were no more than a step down or so from the Ivy League. But a number of states had pretty significant private universities. North Carolina had Duke, Illinois had ...

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So would GMU be paying him more if not for the GT money? Probably not. My guess is that GMU was looking for a coach with major Div-I credentials who they could hire on the cheap, relatively speaking, to replace Jim Larranaga, who GMU reportedly was willing to offer $1M/yr including incentives to st...

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Dude, that one was intentional. :meds: You just had your "Stop jackin' it to my pics!" moment on this board. Just take it like a man. Not quite. Shoalzie first posted that one 5-6 years ago, and I was the first to comment on it. That one's been around long enough, I was pretty sure I didn...

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I'm always surprised at the number of people who think it is THE state university of NY. It is a private school. I'm even more amazed at how low a priority New York gives to athletics at its state schools. Buffalo is the only SUNY school with a Division I-A football program, and for the most part, ...

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R-Jack wrote:
Terry in Crapchester wrote:for all intensive purposes,

Dude, that one was intentional. Sort of like typing "self of steam" on this board.

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I'm always surprised at the number of people who think it is THE state university of NY. It is a private school. I'm even more amazed at how low a priority New York gives to athletics at its state schools. Buffalo is the only SUNY school with a Division I-A football program, and for the most part, ...

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-favor teaching sex education in public schools. -find birth control morally acceptable. We are talking 9 of 10, right? I'm a little surprised these made the cut. I agree holic has challenges with UBB code yes, my UBB challenges is definitely something that unites us all here. Just my little contri...

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No worries, Trev. I'm sure Jeb Bush will run.

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m2 Corp. Your cow produces wind chimes, not milk. You prance around the country selling the windchimes at Ren Faires, while regaling anyone who will listen with tales of your Al Bundy-esque high school football career. Smackaholic Corp. Your shoddily-constructed barn collapses, killing all your catt...

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Perk Corp. You have a cow and a bull. The cow is considerably taller than the bull. The cow first crouches to make herself appear to be the bull's size, then fucks the bull non-stop for an entire weekend, then tells the bull he's too short for her. Sudden Sam Corp. Your bull goes through 3 cows, all...

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BSmack wrote:75 and sunny in Rochester, NY. Suck it beyotches.

And we're supposed to be the coldest part of the country. One of them, anyway.

Definitely something whacked going on with the climate.

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Dinsdale wrote:None on the Best Coast?

Bode be unto us, once again.

I don't see any on the list that are on the East Coast and north of the Mason/Dixon line either.

Those of us who live in that region generally don't claim anything south of Washington, DC as "east coast."

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None within 350 miles of my crib. But you wouldn't know that if your only source of information was the local media around here. Someone ought to drop that link on them. Uh, the Crescent 'hood? My g/f is from Crapchester and she said that is a world class 'hood down there. Not saying that isn't bad...

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None within 350 miles of my crib.

But you wouldn't know that if your only source of information was the local media around here. Someone ought to drop that link on them.

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I've been offline a few days. I get back online today, and this is the first thing I see. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. It is hard at times going through what I'm going through with my son, knowing that many of the dreams I had for him will never come true. Further, knowing that even some of the mor...

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It could have been worse. 88 could have been referring to this Babs http://enriquesantos.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/barbara_bush_1140_5.jpg In which case, the answer would have been, "If I live to be older than Wolfman, the Fed will not have printed enough money from the time of this nation...

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Python wrote:Crouching Cinder, Hidden Chlamydia

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Sudden Sam wrote:

8, 2, 6, 14 Not ranking the rest of 'em.

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Oregon has been respectable, but not NC caliber...'til they cheated. :grin: At least they're not Cal. All-time, they have a worse winning % than Cal. Surprised me too. In fact, if one were to rank the current Pac-12 members in that category, it would look like: 1. USC .701 2. Washington .611 3. Ari...

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Wolfman wrote:Never saw that, but have seen parking spots for pregnant women in Ontario.

There are parking spots for pregnant women here, but I haven't seen any for customers "with kids." Not very likely you'll see either one in God's waiting room where you live.

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And it's still just a college football practice. Yep, SECBSH may indeed need to get a life. This. The local Blowtorch hired an SECBSH last summer to serve as some kind of tutor or indoctrinator for all that is SEC for the Mizzou fans that occupy these parts. He spent half his show Sunday excoriatin...

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Mgo forgot to mention that Indiana/Purdue will be the only protected crossover game in the B1G. I like the move. Leaders and Legends sucked and was gax. Geography is the best way to do divisions. Maybe the ACC will follow suit, although I'm not holding my breath. The alignment tells me that more exp...

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But the real reason was that I knew the prevailing wind was going to blow a shitstorm of election '12 celebration from he likes of Jsc, Bsmack, Felix, DiS, Smackie, Screwie, MGO, and the all the rest. I could not read the nonstop political threads leading up to the election. It was getting to be do...

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Trampis wrote:Great, we celebrate Annete Funcellos death but Margaret Thatcher gets no love here?

Annette was at least bangable back in the day. I wouldn't bang Margaret Thatcher with mvscal's dick.

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Mikey wrote:I always get a refund. Yeah I know it's stupid to let the government use my money for free, but I'd rather do that than have to pay a bunch in April.

What he said. Federal refund came two weeks ago, still waiting on the state refund.

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Check out Chip Ali calling rounds. There should be some sort of bonus for calling the month. Don't know about all that, although he was only a few days off on Annette Funicello. And while no one is pulling a BSmack so far, Chip has the early lead, with two of his selections (Roger Ebert and Annette...

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[The word "marriage" can be defined any way a state wants to define it as part of its general police power so long as it does not involve racial classifications, which are prohibited by the post-civil war amendments to the U.S. Constitution. Yet it took the U.S. Supreme Court more than 10...

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Sudden Sam wrote:I've rented/leased/borrowed plenty. You forget how old I am.

I'm not exactly sure, but I know you're in Wolfman/Mace/Goober/Mikey territory. So I'll go ahead and put the over/under at 90.

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