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by Dinsdale
Mon Jul 26, 2021 1:10 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Texas and Oklahoma to the SEC?
Replies: 15
Views: 326

Re: Texas and Oklahoma to the SEC?

That’s funny coming from a Ducks fan. Boy, you really got me there! I can't even remember the last time the Ducks played in a New Year's Six Bowl... Oh, wait -- it was this year. But before that, we have to go all the way back to... the year before. Shall we stop now -- because we can keep going fo...
by Dinsdale
Sat Jul 24, 2021 3:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Texas and Oklahoma to the SEC?
Replies: 15
Views: 326

Re: Texas and Oklahoma to the SEC?

A bonus for Texas is they'll he home soon enough to watch OK State play on January 1st every year.
by Dinsdale
Sat Jul 24, 2021 3:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It’s been a minute…
Replies: 17
Views: 499

Re: It’s been a minute…

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:
Fri Jul 23, 2021 5:42 pm
Hey Man, I'm glad you're not dead.
I'm pining for the fjords.
by Dinsdale
Fri Jul 23, 2021 12:40 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Texas and Oklahoma to the SEC?
Replies: 15
Views: 326

Re: Texas and Oklahoma to the SEC?

There might be a few more bucks in it for them, but other than that, why would Texas leave a conference where they get a disproportionate % of the revenue for a real one that splits it evenly, where they would go 4-4 in conference play?
by Dinsdale
Fri Jul 23, 2021 12:36 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It’s been a minute…
Replies: 17
Views: 499

Re: It’s been a minute…

Go Coogs' wrote:
Fri Jul 16, 2021 6:59 pm

This is for complex software platforms like SAP

If she's supposed to come up with solutions for SAP, she clearing sucks very badly at her job.
by Dinsdale
Sat Jul 03, 2021 5:15 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Reggie Bush is an idiot and needs to shut up
Replies: 4
Views: 227

Re: Reggie Bush is an idiot and needs to shut up

Reggie is citing the Name Image Likeness thing. But... he was never accused of profiting from NIL, and that had nothing to do with his or USC's penalties.
by Dinsdale
Sat Jul 03, 2021 5:13 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Spring Practice Reports
Replies: 3
Views: 1081

Re: Spring Practice Reports

Left Seater wrote:
Thu Jul 01, 2021 7:59 pm
Why do we grade recruits and recruiting classes before they step foot on campus?
So we have something to talk about in the off season?
by Dinsdale
Sat Jul 03, 2021 5:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 1469
Views: 76006

Re: Doom

I thought Net Neutrality was to ensure hackers got equal bandwidth?
by Dinsdale
Sat Jul 03, 2021 4:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 1469
Views: 76006

Re: Doom

Softball Bat wrote:
Sat Jul 03, 2021 7:35 am
VSA tool
Glad I don't use it. We just use the same one almost everyone else does.

Trying to stay a step ahead of the ransomware attacks is a huge priority. And I believe most start with some dipshit clicking on a suspicios email attachment.
by Dinsdale
Tue Jun 29, 2021 11:52 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: 12 team playoff
Replies: 8
Views: 819

Re: 12 team playoff

LS seems pretty reasonable.

And we've all seen this movie over and over -- fans of #13 will bitch about how they got screwed.
by Dinsdale
Tue Jun 29, 2021 11:50 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Kim Jong Un drops 50 lbs
Replies: 9
Views: 251

Re: Kim Jong Un drops 50 lbs

Mikey wrote:
Tue Jun 29, 2021 4:52 pm
He needs to do something about that skin tag on his left cheek, or he'll never get laid.
Your thoughts, DC Smackmaster?
by Dinsdale
Fri Jun 18, 2021 10:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Ty Cobb
Replies: 34
Views: 855

Re: Ty Cobb

Lol, a whitewashing of Ty Cobb's racist history by Hilldale College. So you believe the "blackwashing" of Cobb by Al Stump, who demonized him for financial gain (this isn't new info, been around since Cobb died)? You toe the party line so hard, you're not even a human being. Anything leftist is irr...
by Dinsdale
Sat May 22, 2021 2:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Are you in the 6%?
Replies: 23
Views: 834

Re: Are you in the 6%?

So the scariest animal would be a gorilla sitting atop an elephant, while swinging a cobra around like a whip.
by Dinsdale
Tue May 04, 2021 2:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What was your favorite car?
Replies: 51
Views: 1991

Re: What was your favorite car?

ML@Coyote wrote:
Tue Apr 20, 2021 3:13 pm
Image
But how did it do with grass clippings?
by Dinsdale
Tue May 04, 2021 2:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Good Doctor
Replies: 22
Views: 1046

Re: The Good Doctor

Softball Bat wrote:
Mon May 03, 2021 10:17 pm
You can't have an all-time starting five and have Magic Johnson and John Stockton both on the unit.
There's no way a team with two starting point guards could ever win a championship or two.

Sin,
Earvin Johnson and Norm Nixon.
by Dinsdale
Thu Apr 29, 2021 1:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: On-Line Dating
Replies: 23
Views: 915

Re: On-Line Dating

Smackie Chan wrote:
Thu Apr 29, 2021 11:57 am
head over heels?
by Dinsdale
Thu Apr 29, 2021 1:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Good Doctor
Replies: 22
Views: 1046

Re: The Good Doctor

Game 7 of the NBA Finals. 10 seconds left in a tie game and you are inbounding the ball. Who do you wish could take the last shot for your team? Tough call. Ray Allen Reggie Miller Damian Lillard Larry Bird Brandon Roy absolutely destroyed everyone else in the "clutch shot" stat for 5 years, but I'...
by Dinsdale
Sun Apr 25, 2021 12:41 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Spring Practice Reports
Replies: 3
Views: 1081

Re: Spring Practice Reports

Clearly they'll lose a game in the MNC, since everybody in Eugene added a 5th star, and there's 4 awesome QBs.

Same as every spring.
by Dinsdale
Tue Apr 20, 2021 9:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Cal
Replies: 57
Views: 2177

Re: Cal

Hit N and S Carolina in Feb and March including a month in Myrtle. Had a good time. Hit Charleston and Fort Moultrie on the way to Myrtle and Kill Devil to the Great Smokey’s on the way out. Learned a lot, met a bunch of nice people (even managed to get laid more than once), saw some cool stuff and...
by Dinsdale
Sun Apr 18, 2021 8:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What up Mofos??? Let’s talk about some shit.
Replies: 75
Views: 2845

Re: What up Mofos??? Let’s talk about some shit.

DC Smackmaster wrote:
Fri Apr 16, 2021 8:04 pm
Who made money on Doge? Not me.
It went up over 400% in the last week.

Sup, Master?
by Dinsdale
Sun Apr 18, 2021 8:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 1469
Views: 76006

Re: Doom

Smackie Chan wrote:
Sun Apr 18, 2021 1:31 am
Softball Bat wrote:
Fri Apr 16, 2021 9:12 am
Was very sick
Quit making excuses...

Two monumentally overrated musicians churning out ----------> shit.
by Dinsdale
Mon Mar 29, 2021 11:15 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What would happen if you tried to sail a cargo ship through the Suez Canal sideways?
Replies: 16
Views: 805

Re: What would happen if you tried to sail a cargo ship through the Suez Canal sideways?

These cargo ships are so big and stack conex boxws so high, they make pretty damn good sails. Uhm... inertia and stuff? A 500 million pound mass is just whipping all over the place. maybe more of a keel so they track better. Wow. I'll go with three places -- the Persian Gulf, the Hudson River, and ...
by Dinsdale
Sun Mar 21, 2021 5:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: March Madness 2021
Replies: 43
Views: 2272

Re: March Madness 2021

Jsc810 wrote:
Wed Mar 17, 2021 6:21 pm

Ohio State

They lost in the first round, to the BJ Bobs.
by Dinsdale
Sun Mar 14, 2021 12:43 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Patrick Jackoff
Replies: 14
Views: 916

Re: Patrick Jackoff

smackaholic wrote:
Sat Mar 13, 2021 12:37 pm


And yeah, he never did quite get it done, but I don’t blame him. Never really had a whole lotta help.

Charles Oakley, John Starks, Allan Houston, Mark Jackson, Derek Harper, Latrell Sprewell, Larry Johnson, Marcus Camby... I'm sure I'm forgetting some.
by Dinsdale
Mon Mar 01, 2021 5:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jack Nicklaus
Replies: 31
Views: 1238

Re: Jack Nicklaus

What you've got to do is cut the hamstring on the back of his leg right at the bottom. He'll never play golf again, because his weight displacement goes back, all his weight is on his right foot, and he'll push everything off to the right. He'll never come through on anything. He'll quit the game. ...
by Dinsdale
Fri Feb 26, 2021 4:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Transcendent Sports Figures
Replies: 98
Views: 4855

Re: Transcendent Sports Figures

Wow, jaws of life... I immediately called BS on that (and I was right). My old old buddy is a firefighter/paramedic. He's said for years that while the have jaws of life on the truck, they never come off the truck. It's an antiquated method for extraction. A cordless reciprocating saw (aka Sawzall,...
by Dinsdale
Fri Feb 26, 2021 3:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mr. Mister?
Replies: 33
Views: 1525

Re: Mr. Mister?

nKhN1t_7PEY Take these broken wings And learn to fly again Lord have mercy. Props to anyone who deciphers that super-vague reference. Broken Wings hit #1 on the Billboard chart, for a couple of weeks. During that span, I saw them in concert (they were the opener, and much better than I expected).
by Dinsdale
Thu Feb 25, 2021 7:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jack Nicklaus
Replies: 31
Views: 1238

Re: Jack Nicklaus

Put a dude of Asian descent behind the wheel, and you take your chances.
by Dinsdale
Thu Feb 25, 2021 7:09 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Current State of Cul de Smack
Replies: 48
Views: 1827

Re: The Current State of Cul de Smack

Diego in Seattle wrote:
Tue Feb 16, 2021 4:39 pm

How much would a barcode reader for checking drivers licenses cost?
I think I paid $15 for mine, it being the super-high-tech device it is (probably cheaper in bulk). Mine isn't wireless, but does what I need just fine.
by Dinsdale
Tue Feb 23, 2021 4:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: You're grounded!
Replies: 36
Views: 963

Re: You're grounded!

Jsc810 wrote:
Tue Feb 23, 2021 9:57 am
That doesn't surprise me at all, the guy really knows his stuff.
Except the part about Rolls Royce engines.
by Dinsdale
Sat Feb 13, 2021 11:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Vaccines
Replies: 42
Views: 1149

Re: Vaccines

Screw_Michigan wrote:
Sat Feb 13, 2021 5:05 pm
Notice now that Biden is president the US is taking Covid 19 seriously and is kicking its ass.
Because the CDC and terrorist-run CDC changed what "Covid 19" is... on fucking inauguration day? Ridiculously disingenuous. Oddly enough, the numbers dropped overnight.
by Dinsdale
Sat Jan 23, 2021 11:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Larry King circling?
Replies: 38
Views: 1553

Re: Larry King circling?

Dan is the guy who has threatened to buttfuck this board in the mouth for going on 20 years, idiot.
by Dinsdale
Fri Jan 15, 2021 1:33 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It's a New Year
Replies: 19
Views: 715

Re: It's a New Year

Continue throwing out accusations without proof to those you have deemed worthy, Reichsdwarf.
by Dinsdale
Fri Jan 15, 2021 1:29 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Some Foods I Have Never Eaten
Replies: 54
Views: 2025

Re: Some Foods I Have Never Eaten

Mikey wrote:
Fri Jan 15, 2021 12:49 am

So you HAVE eaten dick. Probably on a regular basis. Color me not shocked.
I stated I'd had cow's milk. I very strongly implied you suck jizz (ethnicity to possibly be addressed later).

This inspired you to bust out the IKYABWAI card...

RIP, Wags.
by Dinsdale
Fri Jan 15, 2021 1:26 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It's a New Year
Replies: 19
Views: 715

Re: It's a New Year

Dinsdale wrote:
Fri Jan 15, 2021 12:38 am
care to link up any evidence of your accusations (not that I'll read them).

YHKYOA
by Dinsdale
Fri Jan 15, 2021 12:46 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Some Foods I Have Never Eaten
Replies: 54
Views: 2025

Re: Some Foods I Have Never Eaten

Mikey wrote:
Fri Jan 15, 2021 12:42 am

One thing I’ve never eaten is spotted dick, or any kind of dick for that matter. Unlike a lot of you penis munching losers.
But much like I've never eaten a cow's udder, I've had the byproduct. Akin you and dicks.
by Dinsdale
Fri Jan 15, 2021 12:42 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dead Man Talking
Replies: 63
Views: 2871

Re: Dead Man Talking

Kierland wrote:
Fri Jan 15, 2021 12:11 am
orange
If you keep repeating a lie often enough, people will start to believe it.

Keep working the fascist playbook.
by Dinsdale
Fri Jan 15, 2021 12:40 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: RIP Maryanne
Replies: 34
Views: 1866

Re: RIP Maryanne

Kierland wrote:
Fri Jan 15, 2021 12:13 am
And yet pop was the one that sniffed out the orange menace while you sucked Dump’s dick all the way to sedition.
(Non-existent ) Link?

YHKYOA
by Dinsdale
Fri Jan 15, 2021 12:38 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It's a New Year
Replies: 19
Views: 715

Re: It's a New Year

Kierland wrote:
Fri Jan 15, 2021 12:14 am
Eat another orange dick assface.
I took you off ignore to read your idiocy. Probably won't happen again for quite some time.

But this board has a search feature -- care to link up any evidence of your accusations (not that I'll read them).

YHKYOA