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by Doug near DC
Sat Dec 23, 2006 12:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Is this forum about me?
Replies: 12
Views: 1411

Phoenix wrote:I don't know who this character you're speaking of is, but I know I surely love man meat.
That is rather "sigable"
by Doug near DC
Sat Dec 23, 2006 3:23 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What do you ASSholes want for Christmas?
Replies: 26
Views: 3265

If this Santa came slithering down my chimmney, I'd bust a cap in his ass.
by Doug near DC
Sat Dec 23, 2006 2:49 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Is this forum about me?
Replies: 12
Views: 1411

Phoenix wrote:Infamous, perhaps?
That's enough from the peanut gallery. Image
by Doug near DC
Fri Dec 22, 2006 11:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Craig Cornett or Elvis Monster
Replies: 8
Views: 1258

Fatsak wrote:Who is Elvis Monster?
He's a fat, country music playin', no girlfriend havin', boss jock from Mississippi, but that's not important right now.
by Doug near DC
Thu Dec 21, 2006 7:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Is this forum about me?
Replies: 12
Views: 1411

I have made life better for all the Dougs of the world.

I'm famous!
by Doug near DC
Thu Dec 21, 2006 11:20 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Is this forum about me?
Replies: 12
Views: 1411

Blitzen wrote:If it was about you it'd be named "Duhg".
Go look for your chopped off doo dads
by Doug near DC
Thu Dec 21, 2006 2:48 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Free blow jobs for everyone who posts in our new forum
Replies: 11
Views: 1216

Can I play?
by Doug near DC
Thu Dec 21, 2006 2:45 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Who would win in a game of 1-on-1?
Replies: 20
Views: 1571

I was 6'0" 185 and could dunk at 18

I think the score would be 11-6 in favor of the 18 year old, but I can still nail a 3 ball or two.
by Doug near DC
Thu Dec 21, 2006 2:42 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: My Theories About Christmas
Replies: 55
Views: 3134

You should hang out with "the Grinch"
by Doug near DC
Thu Dec 21, 2006 2:33 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Is Doug here?
Replies: 6
Views: 655

I'm not dumping any trash until I make mod.
by Doug near DC
Thu Dec 21, 2006 2:31 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Is this forum about me?
Replies: 12
Views: 1411

Is this forum about me?

I'm impressed.
by Doug near DC
Thu Dec 21, 2006 2:26 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Poker table
Replies: 3
Views: 177

Nice pics and nice messegeboard. I might join that one. I want a foldup table. I play every Thursday night, and hosting rotates around. I've had 22 guys in my house playing Hold Em before. I really need a table, but I can't leave it set up. I'm into slot machines too. I just bought a token operated ...
by Doug near DC
Thu Dec 21, 2006 2:20 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Make me an admin
Replies: 54
Views: 4447

Blitzen wrote:
Doug near DC wrote: don't piss me off.

What are you going to do, rummage through my trash?
Since when do reindeer have trash?
by Doug near DC
Thu Dec 21, 2006 12:53 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Poker table
Replies: 3
Views: 177

I know it sounds strange, but you might be able to get one on clearence from CircuitCity.com cheaper than you can build one.

I bought a 400 chip set in a case from them for $10.
by Doug near DC
Thu Dec 21, 2006 12:49 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Make me an admin
Replies: 54
Views: 4447

Blitzen wrote:
Doug near DC wrote:
shot down in flames.

What was Doug's last job.



I'll take NASCAR dorks $600, alex.
I had some breakfast meat made from one of your reletives.

I'm nearly out, so don't piss me off.
by Doug near DC
Wed Dec 20, 2006 9:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Make me an admin
Replies: 54
Views: 4447

Fatsak wrote:I asked first, butthole.
That was rude.

I hope you get shot down in flames.
by Doug near DC
Wed Dec 20, 2006 1:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Make me an admin
Replies: 54
Views: 4447

I think I should be an admin. I have worked around trash for over 15 years.
by Doug near DC
Wed Dec 20, 2006 1:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Joe Barbera dead
Replies: 19
Views: 560

Exit....... stage left.
by Doug near DC
Wed Dec 20, 2006 1:43 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Where's the love
Replies: 7
Views: 277

I'll offer my thoughts on our beloved 'Skins We need a big strong "TO" type reciever without the mouth. A 3rd and 7 stud. I'd get rid of Brandon Lloyd. We need a REAL passrusher (or two) That will make our defense better. We also need a strong safty who can cover and a middle linebacker. A...
by Doug near DC
Tue Dec 19, 2006 11:01 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Bet Against the Bookie Week 16
Replies: 18
Views: 710

WAS +1 176
by Doug near DC
Sat Dec 16, 2006 2:21 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Bolts sign Ah Ah Az Hakim......
Replies: 2
Views: 199

OK #3 guy.
by Doug near DC
Tue Dec 12, 2006 11:20 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Fantasy Playoff time
Replies: 5
Views: 361

I had the first pick in the draft in my league, and didn't pick Tomlinson.
by Doug near DC
Tue Dec 12, 2006 1:04 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Bet Against the Bookie Week 15
Replies: 15
Views: 437

DAL 99
by Doug near DC
Tue Dec 12, 2006 12:52 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I can not control the Reindeer Trolls...
Replies: 14
Views: 1231

The only way a male reindeer has his antlers at this time of year is if he is casterated.

No wonder the deer are queer.
by Doug near DC
Sun Dec 10, 2006 1:16 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: KC v B'More
Replies: 58
Views: 5581

I think the Chefs are headed into a gunfight wielding knives.

Cheif fan.... PM me if yer interested in two Trent Green rookie cards (wearing Redskin gear)
by Doug near DC
Sun Dec 10, 2006 1:05 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Bet Against the Bookie Week 14
Replies: 23
Views: 985

I haven't played all year, and I hate to bet against my boys...... but I can't pass this up

PHILLY $99

It's almost like stealin'
by Doug near DC
Wed Dec 06, 2006 2:36 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: tell a secret about yourself
Replies: 26
Views: 1935

Oh, and for the record -- I wouldn't go near Doug's wife with a ten foot pole. Sure, she wanted it...heck, after getting a taste of Doug's miniscule offering, she was ready to fuck a goat(again), but damn...that some nasty shit, Doug. That weak ass reindeer smack is better than this steaming turd. ...
by Doug near DC
Wed Dec 06, 2006 1:47 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: tell a secret about yourself
Replies: 26
Views: 1935

I GMJO to old Blodiebabe PM's. Image
by Doug near DC
Tue Dec 05, 2006 10:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It's The Most Wonderful Time of the Year
Replies: 130
Views: 8273

Keep cleaning that rifle Doug and a Darwin Award is likely to come your way (posthumously of course). Are you actually a reindeer? Things named Pluto have a bad track record for being mislabeled. Thanks for proving my point Doug, you just can't make this stuff up folks. If you need help pulling you...
by Doug near DC
Tue Dec 05, 2006 7:15 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It's The Most Wonderful Time of the Year
Replies: 130
Views: 8273

Everyone in America knew what Gibbs was returning to. Fans like Doug and Zy imagined that he'd succeed nonetheless...foolishness, I say. You shouldn't post stuff like that when I'm cleaning my deer rifle. Keep cleaning that rifle Doug and a Darwin Award is likely to come your way (posthumously of c...
by Doug near DC
Tue Dec 05, 2006 6:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It's The Most Wonderful Time of the Year
Replies: 130
Views: 8273

Everyone in America knew what Gibbs was returning to. Fans like Doug and Zy imagined that he'd succeed nonetheless...foolishness, I say. You shouldn't post stuff like that when I'm cleaning my deer rifle. Gibbs has been quoted in the last two weeks locally that he is stayin until this thing is fixe...
by Doug near DC
Tue Dec 05, 2006 1:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It's The Most Wonderful Time of the Year
Replies: 130
Views: 8273

Image

OK Yeti, my work in here is done. If you fire up and deer steaks on the grill tonight, I'm in.
by Doug near DC
Tue Dec 05, 2006 3:43 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It's The Most Wonderful Time of the Year
Replies: 130
Views: 8273

Dasher wrote:Doug, just shut the fuck up.

Oh, and please tell your wife to put some fucking clothes on this time. My boss thought her asshole was the chimney entry.
My wife has no interest in nutless reindeers.
by Doug near DC
Tue Dec 05, 2006 3:27 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It's The Most Wonderful Time of the Year
Replies: 130
Views: 8273

Blitzen wrote:You two spawn of Cain mental midgets can take your stupid contest to another thread and die there.

Rawr and all that jazz.
You like sniffing Rulolph's bunghole, don't you?
by Doug near DC
Tue Dec 05, 2006 12:39 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It's The Most Wonderful Time of the Year
Replies: 130
Views: 8273

PSUFAN wrote:Doug...did anyone ever mention that you look a lot like Kevnic? The hoofprints are a dead giveaway.

Thanks for requiring this beatdown...it has yielded many a chuckle so far.
Thanks dude.

I'm kinda like Joe Pa, I don't know when to quit.
by Doug near DC
Sun Dec 03, 2006 11:35 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It's The Most Wonderful Time of the Year
Replies: 130
Views: 8273

I did a little research on you and your "crew" In real life, male reindeer don't have antlers at Christmas time! The whole point of antlers is to fight with other males during the mating season, which happens earlier on in the year. After the mating season the male reindeers are very low o...
by Doug near DC
Sat Dec 02, 2006 1:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It's The Most Wonderful Time of the Year
Replies: 130
Views: 8273

Oh, so Doug didn't lose his job due to being a drug freak, he lost it due to being an incompetent dumbass. bwahahahaha You know, if it was me I might stick with the drug story instead. Actually less embarassing than being a flailing dumbass. Btw, pog guy, you're wife can take it pretty deep. Thanks...
by Doug near DC
Sat Dec 02, 2006 1:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It's The Most Wonderful Time of the Year
Replies: 130
Views: 8273

Dougless, since you're still browsing here, Users browsing this forum: Doug near DC Could you give me a call and let me know when it will get here? P.S. Have you given your wife the option to bang guys that actually have a job? I mean, how much do you really love her? I don't know what "it&quo...
by Doug near DC
Sat Dec 02, 2006 11:27 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It's The Most Wonderful Time of the Year
Replies: 130
Views: 8273

Apparently you are some badly misinformed reindeer.

I have never failed a drug test of any type ever. I lost my job at the bank due to a large dollar error.

And, I have decided not to shoot you. The thought of gay reindeer on my dinner plate makes me want to puke.
by Doug near DC
Fri Dec 01, 2006 8:10 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It's The Most Wonderful Time of the Year
Replies: 130
Views: 8273

PSUFAN wrote:Image

^ What is this foolishness? Really, now.
He is the Lord Of The Rings, but that's not important right now.

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