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by Ang
Thu Sep 20, 2007 6:00 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: OK Mensans--step up to the plate
Replies: 22
Views: 1463

I'm assuming that folks that get 70% or less won't come in here and admit it, but I will. I only scored 59%, and I even got most of the author questions correct. I'm a landscape architect, not a historian, and I was amazed that when I couldn't get something important in a political moment in history...
by Ang
Mon Sep 17, 2007 7:41 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Is this forum being coached by Charlie Weis?
Replies: 2
Views: 223

That is so on point. Be a total winner and then get fat and be happy to get your guts cut out of you.

Very nice observation.
by Ang
Thu Sep 13, 2007 6:29 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Crew is BACK
Replies: 46
Views: 3014

Welcome back,

Basically you do nothing, contribute posts just a bit above blithering, and make weak threats. That is actually a contribution to the board about now.

Have a good time :)
by Ang
Tue Sep 11, 2007 7:06 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: ChargerMike's Motorcycle Accident
Replies: 140
Views: 10147

Classic Kierland case of 'He who smelled it dealt it'.

You may think fart logic is below your efforts at this point because you put all that time into explaining things line by line, but really...it's not.

Still simply hot air that reeks.
by Ang
Tue Sep 04, 2007 7:17 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Labor Day Joke
Replies: 12
Views: 498

Oh, the devolution of jokes to puns...

A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says. The bartender promptly serves up a beer. "How much will that be?" asks the neutron. "For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge".
by Ang
Tue Sep 04, 2007 6:25 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What would you do if you won the Lottery?
Replies: 34
Views: 1806

Todd, Talking at...that would be your problem. I don't "talk at" many things, maybe talking at my cat or dog, talking at the stone I'm stacking when I'm building this wall in my back yard, or a game on tv. Talking at goes with animals, inanimate objects, or possibly some effort that I simp...
by Ang
Sun Sep 02, 2007 5:03 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What would you do if you won the Lottery?
Replies: 34
Views: 1806

Todd,

I see no reason to revise anything I do or say simply because of your attention span.
by Ang
Sun Sep 02, 2007 4:04 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What would you do if you won the Lottery?
Replies: 34
Views: 1806

BSmack, There is no bullet coming, I'm not that mean. And I love this quote from a person I used to be really scared to fight with in sparring rounds..."I only hurt people I don't like". For some reason that just cracks me up, because every single sparring round with that person was painfu...
by Ang
Fri Aug 31, 2007 6:24 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What would you do if you won the Lottery?
Replies: 34
Views: 1806

Wierd thing with the whole lottery fantasy, some folks may change a lot...I wouldn't change a lot. In our lives, my hubbie and I have made choices that have always been made on what we wanted to do instead of what we had to do, so we kind of like where we are. Our only debt is our house, and we woul...
by Ang
Sun Aug 26, 2007 8:06 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: ChargerMike's Motorcycle Accident
Replies: 140
Views: 10147

Keir, You have obviously been totally underrated on this board. You can say penis and mouth in the same sentence. You are a total Renaissance man! There are a couple of ways we can go with this, and I’m sure both will happen. Some of us actually care about Charger Mike’s health. Those would be what ...
by Ang
Mon Aug 13, 2007 6:25 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Why is it always about race?
Replies: 62
Views: 4802

So, what is the bottom line here? Forgive me for being a successful white woman who has supposedly had all the benefits of life, even though I grew up in a dirt poor household in a rural culturally mixed society and worked my way through college on my own. Does my success need to have an asterisk on...
by Ang
Thu Aug 09, 2007 4:45 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: ChargerMike's Motorcycle Accident
Replies: 140
Views: 10147

I haven't read the board for over a week, so...sorry to be late on this. Kristina, thanks so much for letting everyone know what happened! Tell your dad he's not enough of an old fart yet to fall over on a motorcycle and leave us. He is truly one of the good folks on this board, and obviously raised...
by Ang
Sun Jul 29, 2007 7:54 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Is healthcare a right??
Replies: 35
Views: 2859

Oh yeah, I have something to say about this. First off, I do not think that health care is a right. I would much rather everyone paid for their own. But the system is way screwed up right now and honestly I have no idea what the fix is. What I have seen so far is… If someone is ‘indigent’ like my lo...
by Ang
Wed Jul 25, 2007 6:44 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Wow..
Replies: 76
Views: 4261

Funniest thing I saw lately, a mini customed into a tiny pickup truck. The thing that cracked me up was the reverse message, like you can read when you look in the rearview, at the top of the front windshield saying... "object in the mirror is actual size".
by Ang
Mon Jul 23, 2007 6:59 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Nearly speechless
Replies: 145
Views: 2947

Mace, Well said! I can't even think of adding anything but this... After the first ball glove and the bike without training wheels, and for me, seeing the kid kick ass on his own and fly through the air in his martial arts stuff and then pitch better than I ever thought he could...then the kid grows...
by Ang
Fri Jul 20, 2007 2:30 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iowa gets it
Replies: 51
Views: 4059

I've been to Iowa a couple of times, and never saw any black people there. Guess I know now where they all were.
by Ang
Thu Jul 12, 2007 6:51 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Lady Bird Johnson...RIP
Replies: 10
Views: 663

pop,

Guess I was asleep when the rules thing was going on. Not like I would actually pay attention or anything.
by Ang
Thu Jul 12, 2007 6:47 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Headed to Breckenridge...
Replies: 44
Views: 2114

Rump, I took my kid and one of his friends to Breckenridge a couple of years ago. The bike trails are very good. You can rent bikes about anywhere along main street or whatever it's called and they go for miles and miles. The bike trails are probably the best thing there. You can go river rafting fr...
by Ang
Thu Jul 12, 2007 6:15 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Lady Bird Johnson...RIP
Replies: 10
Views: 663

Ladybird was truly a cool person. She was from a generation when women were told to sit down and shut up, and she made time while standing by her man to make a difference in what she cared about. And that was conservation, highway beautification, and wildflowers. And she did it really well. Yes, she...
by Ang
Fri Jul 06, 2007 6:49 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: who has the duty to take care of them?
Replies: 241
Views: 13030

I think the word people were looking for is choices.

Anyone can be a victim or a survivor...given the attitude for either.
by Ang
Wed Jul 04, 2007 5:20 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hello
Replies: 38
Views: 2942

Ok, I'm an insensitive bitch who still doesn't get why anyone would hate mvcsal for racist remarks, and this is kind of a wierd thread anyway. But I'm glad to see two of my favorite folks (DiT and Luther) show up on the same thread, so to keep with the theme...that boosts my "faith in humanity&...
by Ang
Mon Jul 02, 2007 6:30 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hello
Replies: 38
Views: 2942

Dan..dude, If your "faith in humanity is shaken" by reading this board, that would be your first problem. I don't post very often but I know a few people around here, and many have children and are good people. Your comment on "black friends that would shame anyone on intelligence and...
by Ang
Sun Jun 17, 2007 7:24 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Comedy in landscaping
Replies: 55
Views: 1264

Y2 knows the lingo, and more important, he knows the work. I spent years spec'ing masonry and talking with folks on the job so I could do it right. I can't count the times I had a client come in and want a huge brick pillar and the first thing I did was talk to a mason and say...hey, can you build t...
by Ang
Wed Jun 13, 2007 7:32 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: MtLR, your thoughts?
Replies: 22
Views: 1469

Dio, You missed the global social implications and any reference to the war in Iraq, and whether or not any friends of Paris Hilton have actually been intimidated by a foul ball at a baseball game :). Gotta get your ass in gear and make a huge deal about nothing. What in the hell were you thinking? ...
by Ang
Thu Jun 07, 2007 5:03 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: First Century - complete
Replies: 23
Views: 2488

Taco, Great job and gps link. Fun stuff to put your route into google maps. I had no idea that was an option until my hubbie started showing me his motorcycle rides on google maps from his Garman (a portable, $150 at Best Buy). I told a friend about it who has a teenage daughter who just started dri...
by Ang
Wed May 30, 2007 6:14 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Little Piggy Murders Majestic Hog
Replies: 50
Views: 4107

Feral hogs are a problem here as well, what with the 400 lb. males scavenging in coolers and the uncontrolled breeding. But the flooding and tornadoes in the trailer parks keep down the population to a managable degree.
by Ang
Sat May 26, 2007 8:10 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bought the wife a new car
Replies: 84
Views: 4620

Oh, good Gawd, do you guys not get it? KC did not buy an Avalon deciding whether the engineering aspects were all up to his expectations or for whether or not Japanese is better than good ole American. It's in the thread title...he bought it for his wife! Something he knew she would like, game over....
by Ang
Thu May 24, 2007 7:55 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pre Grand Opening Bash at Hooters
Replies: 57
Views: 2693

Excuse me for being sensible here, but Whistle had a good point. Many places have the same food and drink and the waitresses in similar dress, but they aren't called Hooters. Hooters is not that out of the bound, it's just a place with decent food, good service and girls with t-shirts and shorts. Th...
by Ang
Tue May 22, 2007 6:01 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: what's the star/planet right under the ass of the moon?
Replies: 16
Views: 1239

Q, Silly me to forget how disasters are SO much more interesting! We still have a bit of tornado season around, so I'll be sure and let everyone know when a tree gets blown away or something. Kind of kills the whole drama if someone can still keep in touch and their house is intact, but I'll try :).
by Ang
Tue May 22, 2007 4:37 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: what's the star/planet right under the ass of the moon?
Replies: 16
Views: 1239

It's Venus. My husband and I had a bet on it the other night, and came home and looked it up. We saw it driving home from dinner out and were both admiring how cool it looked, and he didn't believe that Venus would be there this time of year, but it always is.
by Ang
Sat May 12, 2007 8:23 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: More TV idiocy/CFB fans: Attn
Replies: 18
Views: 536

Sorry to chime in so late on this...but on the original premise from radiofan...I agree that Alioli deserves the bad rap. Who f-ing cares if the owner is disturbed because someone dissed him on the internet? He should care more that they serve really bad food and have horrible service. I went there ...
by Ang
Wed May 09, 2007 5:16 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Carnac the Magnificent
Replies: 3
Views: 234

wolfman, You're right, a lot of that schtick came from vaudeville...but there's another story. The inspiration for Carnack came from an old carnival game. You know those old glass boxes with robotic fortune tellers? There was one that was the start for Johnny Carson, and it is on display, kind of in...
by Ang
Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:23 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: So, in these early stages, who're your horses for '08???
Replies: 25
Views: 1154

I really wish Bill Richardson would run. I haven't voted Democrat for years on a Presidential level (although on local I do quite often), and I would vote for him. I don't know if he has a chance against the folks that are more star-like in the Democratic category, but he should run anyway. He has a...
by Ang
Mon Feb 19, 2007 3:49 am
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: MU Fan, it was just a matter of time........
Replies: 13
Views: 448

And after that effort, they shouldn't be ranked. As a fan, not a great thing to have to admit, but it's true. OSU has received a lot of slack in the rankings during their non-performance on the road. Personally I don't get it, because I don't see how a team can compete if they can't win on the road....
by Ang
Sun Feb 18, 2007 4:42 am
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: MU Fan, it was just a matter of time........
Replies: 13
Views: 448

Me too, but why let basketball get in the way in a basketball forum anyways. So, to go along with the subject, they beat a ranked team whose coach had to quit last year because of wrecking while drunk. Missou looked good today. The Cowboys looked confused and out of gas. I hope they haven't played t...
by Ang
Wed Jan 17, 2007 6:42 am
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: Why?
Replies: 5
Views: 496

Too many Okies cooped up and not able to drive in the ice for too many days. Same thing happened at work today, people were hugging people that would usually just spit at each other :).
by Ang
Wed Jan 17, 2007 6:34 am
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: 105-103
Replies: 9
Views: 344

105-103

What more can I say? The two top offensive teams in the Big 12 duking it out? The whole game was like a boxing match. Too closely played, one of those games when you hate for anyone to lose it, but someone had to win and so O-State did. Awesome Big 12 win in 3 OT's...and a 3 at the last second by th...
by Ang
Sun Jan 14, 2007 8:12 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: You'd think it was the next Ice Age or something...
Replies: 41
Views: 2825

Only time I got out for the last couple of days after the grocery run was for a beer run, it's really not that bad out there, just a little slick...so here ya go...the bob and tom beer run song

bob and tom beer run
by Ang
Sun Jan 14, 2007 6:44 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: You'd think it was the next Ice Age or something...
Replies: 41
Views: 2825

420, I'm really enthused about having a personal ankle biter who keeps track of my post numbers and times of day. You know, I could really use a personal assistant as attentive to my life as you. Then again, while attention to detail is admirable, if it comes with no clue...it's simply just annoying...
by Ang
Sat Jan 13, 2007 8:01 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: You'd think it was the next Ice Age or something...
Replies: 41
Views: 2825

420,

You are full of shit.

Ang