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by DMike316
Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:18 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: __watch out JTR__
Replies: 26
Views: 1698

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by DMike316
Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Nice going, asshole.
Replies: 11
Views: 641

Why is the burnt area smaller than the plane? What happened to the wings and why didn't they leave a mark? Why is it burnt several rings in?
Why wasn't the cigarette butt found?

Obviously a missile strike coordinated between Al Qaeda and the CIA.

- Moving Sale
by DMike316
Thu Mar 23, 2006 9:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Justice! Charges dropped against sexy teacher!
Replies: 34
Views: 2531

mvscal wrote:B.b.b.but what if they're Hungarian gypsies who have a full bush at age three and start shaving at two and half?!?

--IBabble
BWAAAHAAA!!!!!!!

For some reason that is freakin' hilarious.
by DMike316
Thu Mar 23, 2006 9:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: REVIEW: Subway Bistro Steak sub (FTDC style)
Replies: 21
Views: 973

Cuda wrote:That's when you hit them with the "I want to pay with my debit card".
:lol:

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by DMike316
Thu Mar 23, 2006 7:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Stay off the Grass!!
Replies: 27
Views: 2372

mvscal is just about my favorite poster here.

Actually, I can see him capping a kid or three for walking on his lawn when he gets old.
by DMike316
Thu Mar 23, 2006 7:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: REVIEW: Subway Bistro Steak sub (FTDC style)
Replies: 21
Views: 973

Or I could just check Edmunds.com
by DMike316
Thu Mar 23, 2006 7:50 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: REVIEW: Subway Bistro Steak sub (FTDC style)
Replies: 21
Views: 973

Oh, about Quiznos. Yeah, good subs. Their Chicken Carbonara is pretty tough to beat although it looks like it could be a sizeable factor in Jimmy Med's health care costs going up. Frickin' Bacon AND Alfredo sauce. Yeah, that's got "Healthy" written all over it. The Quiznos here is a little...
by DMike316
Thu Mar 23, 2006 7:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: REVIEW: Subway Bistro Steak sub (FTDC style)
Replies: 21
Views: 973

It's always entertaining also to drop a coupon on the cash register person. Pretty much the usual progression there. You get the "Oh shit, a coupon" look. Total confusion as they start poking randomly at buttons on the register. The register ALWAYS fukks with them to, beeping and shit in a...
by DMike316
Thu Mar 23, 2006 7:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: This is how Dick Cheney rolls
Replies: 51
Views: 2773

"We'll leave the light on for you."

- Tom Bodet (Motel 6)
by DMike316
Thu Mar 23, 2006 6:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: REVIEW: Subway Bistro Steak sub (FTDC style)
Replies: 21
Views: 973

REVIEW: Subway Bistro Steak sub (FTDC style)

Headed to the local Scrubway for lunch to try one of these fukkers out. I ordered up the foot long and instructed the bread/prep wench to slap the contents on white or Italian bread as to not muck with taste of the contents. I didn't want to chance my taste buds being thrown off by some kind of Parm...
by DMike316
Wed Mar 22, 2006 5:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: arrested for being drunk...
Replies: 47
Views: 1598

While I'm always down for beating down some tard and nailing his OL, it didn't seem like such a good idea with cop cars park in the bar's parking lot. I passed -- both on the fisticuffs and the skank. So, you flipped down your G-shades, give them the finger-gun point, whispered "WAR - G Pete&q...
by DMike316
Tue Mar 21, 2006 9:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Disrespecting the Bus Driver
Replies: 139
Views: 7223

Pick,

WTF were you doing in the shower in the men's room?
by DMike316
Tue Mar 21, 2006 9:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: File this under: WHO GIVES A FUCK!
Replies: 127
Views: 5359

UCant#1 wrote:I'd smoke 3 packs of Marlboros/day
NO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sin,
Jimmy Med's health care costs
by DMike316
Tue Mar 21, 2006 9:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: File this under: WHO GIVES A FUCK!
Replies: 127
Views: 5359

Neely8 wrote:I mean that whole 50% figure is just a number.
That's fuzzy math.
Neely8 wrote:So if you do get married and things don't work out then what would your solution be?
I'd borrow Scott Petersen's boat for the weekend.
by DMike316
Fri Mar 17, 2006 2:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Is there a NCAA bracket contest here?
Replies: 15
Views: 1528

I must have F'd up and entered myslef into only the national contest.
When I go to the leaderboard tab that's all it shows.

I'm currently in 43,075th place.

Damnit.
by DMike316
Wed Mar 15, 2006 9:01 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Calabasas = Smoking Nazis
Replies: 281
Views: 18257

Whoever mentioned earlier in this thread the scores of fatasses you see waddling their way into your local All-U-Can-Eat buffets brings up a good point. Sure, them going Miss Conduct on themselves doesn't directly effect me, but it's also another un-healthy behavior... to cram grub down your fucking...
by DMike316
Wed Mar 15, 2006 8:53 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Calabasas = Smoking Nazis
Replies: 281
Views: 18257

I'm not sure where I side on this issue.

I think I'll wait until I hear the opinions of some celebrities such as Jacquin Phoenix and Ellen Degeneres before I decide what the righteous choice should be.
by DMike316
Mon Mar 13, 2006 2:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Is there a NCAA bracket contest here?
Replies: 15
Views: 1528

The password is: onebaord
Gotcha. Thnaks.
by DMike316
Mon Mar 13, 2006 1:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Is there a NCAA bracket contest here?
Replies: 15
Views: 1528

Is there a NCAA bracket contest here?

Checked the College B-ball forum and didn't see anything. Maybe I'm too early.
Just figured there would be something going on here.
by DMike316
Tue Jan 24, 2006 3:12 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Steeler Nation
Replies: 13
Views: 328

Electrical Engineering if I remember correctly.
by DMike316
Tue Jan 24, 2006 1:32 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Steeler Nation
Replies: 13
Views: 328

Actually Lloyd was from Fort Valley St. and was an Engineering major.





EDIT: That was no googling. Just a huge Lloyd fan.
by DMike316
Mon Jan 23, 2006 6:31 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Racks to BSmack and his Steelers
Replies: 9
Views: 261

Headhunter wrote:DMike as well.
SSSSH!

I'm already handicapping games for next season.
by DMike316
Fri Jan 20, 2006 6:43 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Gotta RACK the Admins
Replies: 36
Views: 1086

PSUFAN wrote:Isn't cuda a bronco fan?
Only during Stock Show week.
by DMike316
Thu Jan 19, 2006 9:06 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Should I pursue this further?
Replies: 229
Views: 17783

RACK Derron!!!!!!
by DMike316
Thu Jan 19, 2006 6:36 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Should I pursue this further?
Replies: 229
Views: 17783

Shoalzie, maybe a good ole shopping trip at the mall would make you feel better.

THERE'S A SALE AT PENNY'S !!!!!!
by DMike316
Thu Jan 19, 2006 6:24 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Should I pursue this further?
Replies: 229
Views: 17783

Shoalzie wrote:I'm comfortable wearing pink.
Fair enough. Carry on then, Chachi.
by DMike316
Thu Jan 19, 2006 4:37 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Should I pursue this further?
Replies: 229
Views: 17783

Great googly-moogly. Not to pile on for the sake of piling on but cripes man. I'm able to get along with a lot of different kinds of people. I'm very friendly by nature. Do you also like long, moonlight walks on the beach? Do you like to sip your Corona w/ lime whilst extending your pinky finger but...
by DMike316
Thu Jan 19, 2006 3:12 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: (!!)Man up and post a pic of your better half and yourself!
Replies: 229
Views: 22123

Does anyone mind throwing up a recap in 100 words or less? Shirley. Some Patriots bandwagoner posted a pic of himself and ouskull's sister. Some people jerked it to her pic and others wytched a black cock in her mouth. Patriots bandwagoner called out everyone for being a pussy for not wanting to ha...
by DMike316
Thu Jan 19, 2006 3:04 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Gotta RACK the Admins
Replies: 36
Views: 1086

Count me in on the sig bet on Pittsburgh's side.
by DMike316
Fri Jan 06, 2006 3:34 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: OK Bengals fans...
Replies: 14
Views: 683

OK Bengals fans...

Shine? petersmack? Ye' old nemesis, Pittsburgh rolling into P. Brown stadium once again. What's the feelings from the Bengals fans about this game? I could imagine being nervous as shit about this game as Pittsburgh has been playing well as of late and has playoff experience. Any word on if Bengals ...
by DMike316
Thu Dec 29, 2005 9:49 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Subjects Dinsdale isn't T1B's #1 expert on:
Replies: 140
Views: 8384

Maybe the Beck song I'm thinking of is just called "Loser".

Sorry. My mind gets all like great-googly-moogly when I drink blended wine flavored beer.
by DMike316
Thu Dec 29, 2005 9:45 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Subjects Dinsdale isn't T1B's #1 expert on:
Replies: 140
Views: 8384

Wasn't "I'm a Loser" a Beck song?

In the time of Chimpanzees I was a Monkey...
by DMike316
Thu Dec 29, 2005 9:35 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Subjects Dinsdale isn't T1B's #1 expert on:
Replies: 140
Views: 8384

Got drunk in the middle of the night by myself and posted incoherently You say that like it's a bad thing. Back in the day I ended up doing that. Nothing like the feeling of posting your ass off in a drunken stupor some night then wondering the next day when you look at the board how that thread en...
by DMike316
Thu Dec 29, 2005 7:48 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Subjects Dinsdale isn't T1B's #1 expert on:
Replies: 140
Views: 8384

Speaking of football Dins, how did that Giblet Tech A&M team you were hyping up do in the Div. XVI-AAAA championship a few weeks back?
by DMike316
Thu Dec 29, 2005 7:16 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Subjects Dinsdale isn't T1B's #1 expert on:
Replies: 140
Views: 8384

Uncle Fester wrote:Annapurna
I can't keep up with all of these female Russian Tennis players.
by DMike316
Thu Dec 29, 2005 5:52 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Subjects Dinsdale isn't T1B's #1 expert on:
Replies: 140
Views: 8384

What if you're not married but have a lot of kids that you don't support?
Easy way out or not?

- Shawn Kemp
by DMike316
Thu Dec 29, 2005 3:14 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Subjects Dinsdale isn't T1B's #1 expert on:
Replies: 140
Views: 8384

Sonics were good too with Kemp, Payton, and Chambers??
by DMike316
Thu Dec 29, 2005 3:06 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Subjects Dinsdale isn't T1B's #1 expert on:
Replies: 140
Views: 8384

Y2K wrote:Dinsdale's on fire......
BOOM-SHAK-A-LAKA !

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by DMike316
Thu Dec 01, 2005 6:55 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Well at least they still show up for their team. :)
Replies: 6
Views: 417

Is that David Carr's family attending a game?
by DMike316
Wed Nov 23, 2005 6:41 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Owens suspension upheld
Replies: 28
Views: 871

I can't wait to see Rosenhaus melt.