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by DMike316
Mon Apr 10, 2006 1:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Eight Dead Guys in Canada
Replies: 44
Views: 3130

RACK! Nishlord.

A group of Loners ?? :?
by DMike316
Fri Apr 07, 2006 3:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Anybody know about knees?
Replies: 31
Views: 1894

Sounds like a torn Quadrevion.
by DMike316
Wed Apr 05, 2006 7:26 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Risa, regarding your signature......
Replies: 8
Views: 413

Re: Risa, regarding your signature......

Raydah James wrote:a set of 3000.00 rims and a 4000.00 system in an 87 toyota camry.
But you gotsta keep it real when you lock your illegitimate kids in the car with the windows up on a 94 degree day while you get your hair did.
by DMike316
Wed Apr 05, 2006 5:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: More pedophiles getting caught
Replies: 44
Views: 3661

Dinsdale wrote:Clinton = Moderate

Bush = Liberal
Leon = Larger
by DMike316
Wed Apr 05, 2006 12:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: tonight's AI pileon thread.
Replies: 29
Views: 1401

Actually, in AI's defense, he should have at least been given a chance to try out for the U.S. Olympic team.
Dude wants to be there while a lot of other guys are too busy pimping out their rides.
by DMike316
Wed Apr 05, 2006 12:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Is there a NCAA bracket contest here?
Replies: 15
Views: 1528

I made a respectable showing finishing in 717,551th place nationwide.

Since I can't see Shoalzie's bracket, can somebody tell me where I would have finished in it?

I had 630 points, 73%
by DMike316
Tue Apr 04, 2006 9:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: One of my brother's co-workers
Replies: 18
Views: 1058

First off, are teachers having sex with students the trend nowadays? Must be. A few years back all summer long we heard about shark attacks everyday in the news. Now it's teachers having sex with students. Secondly, is it just me that finds it humorous that there are several 13 and 14 year olds gett...
by DMike316
Tue Apr 04, 2006 7:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Took the Plunge
Replies: 25
Views: 1408

Did you make her sign a pre-nup?

- Kris Benson
by DMike316
Fri Mar 31, 2006 9:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Who the fuck is this?
Replies: 10
Views: 819

David Lee Roth?
by DMike316
Fri Mar 31, 2006 7:43 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Jordan and Israel or BUST
Replies: 224
Views: 17755

Mister Bushice wrote:I'll be heading to asia at the end of the month
Cool. See you then.

Signed,
Bird Flu
by DMike316
Fri Mar 31, 2006 7:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Are we ever gonna find a cure for cancer?
Replies: 19
Views: 1532

That's touching 4 king dude but Patsy is a radical Muslim extremist. EDIT: To RACK! Fester :lol: I don't know what it's like where you live, but, here we did away with cancer sometime around, oh, the Carter administration. Actually, a buddy of mine pretty much came up with the cure just fucking arou...
by DMike316
Fri Mar 31, 2006 7:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Name my slo-pitch team
Replies: 34
Views: 2959

The Shockers
by DMike316
Fri Mar 31, 2006 4:42 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Jordan and Israel or BUST
Replies: 224
Views: 17755

"Air Israel, you are cleared for take off."

[pic] of the plane with a beard from Airplane movie [/pic]
by DMike316
Fri Mar 31, 2006 3:36 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Jordan and Israel or BUST
Replies: 224
Views: 17755

Luth heading to Israel?

Patsy Stone, your thoughts?
by DMike316
Fri Mar 31, 2006 2:10 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: henna tattoos
Replies: 18
Views: 2107

Jsc810 wrote:HEY YOU KIDS, GET OUTTA' MY YARD !!
by DMike316
Thu Mar 30, 2006 10:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I Just E-Mailed Applebees
Replies: 13
Views: 1264

I wonder if the person taking your call had at least thirteen pieces of flair on?
by DMike316
Thu Mar 30, 2006 8:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Name this Forum
Replies: 85
Views: 4133

The Onion Dome
by DMike316
Thu Mar 30, 2006 6:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Name this Forum
Replies: 85
Views: 4133

Horse Cocks

or

Sucks Horse Cocks
by DMike316
Thu Mar 30, 2006 3:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Knives on TV
Replies: 8
Views: 1116

Can I think about it or do I need to call within the next 30 minutes to recieve this special price?

Are they available in stores?
by DMike316
Thu Mar 30, 2006 3:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Little help with...Russian architecture??
Replies: 52
Views: 2650

BWAAHAAA! BODE Russians for being all up your Onion Domes!
by DMike316
Thu Mar 30, 2006 3:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Someone drop a MOAB over Durham North Carolina
Replies: 41
Views: 2963

RACK! Radio Fan for the mimic.

UNRACK! Radio Fan and everybody else who responds to the Annie Troll thus fueling the fire (S'up Texas A&M) for more posts.
by DMike316
Thu Mar 30, 2006 3:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: _why do Mexicans wave the flag?
Replies: 138
Views: 7647

War Wagon wrote:we're gonna' need about 10,000 buses
I have a few hundred just sitting around that you can borrow.

- Ray Nagin
by DMike316
Thu Mar 30, 2006 2:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Squirting...AKA...Female Ejaculation...
Replies: 59
Views: 4325

Rack Fu wrote:They were both freaked out by it for obvious health hazard reasons.
What health hazard reasons?

- Sharon Stone
by DMike316
Wed Mar 29, 2006 10:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Let's talk about tools - powered vs. cordless Vol (1)
Replies: 119
Views: 5899

Or Python.
by DMike316
Wed Mar 29, 2006 10:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Let's talk about tools - powered vs. cordless Vol (1)
Replies: 119
Views: 5899

With all of the maths, this thread is confusing.

- David Beckham
by DMike316
Wed Mar 29, 2006 7:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Randy Johnson: Father of the Year
Replies: 26
Views: 1847

I wonder if she can effluviate 60'-6"
by DMike316
Wed Mar 29, 2006 7:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Randy Johnson: Father of the Year
Replies: 26
Views: 1847

I'd hit it.

- General Peters
by DMike316
Wed Mar 29, 2006 5:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Diego - Bike Question
Replies: 49
Views: 3909

enduro racer... claims the KTM kills the Honda From an enduro viewpoint, I could absolutley see this. From what I've seen though, no KTM's on the big Moto/Arenacross circuits. Watch any Motard race though (half dirt/ half pavement) and you'll typically see a KTM at or near the front. Either way, th...
by DMike316
Wed Mar 29, 2006 5:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Words of Wisdom From Sharon Stone
Replies: 27
Views: 2002

Dinsdale demonstrates liberal usage of the Image button.
by DMike316
Wed Mar 29, 2006 5:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Zombie Rave Party Killings
Replies: 42
Views: 3232

Dinsdale wrote:they can say that EBomb leads to violent crime, and a bunch of do-gooders can make it their personal crusade...
Only if it effects my insurance premiums.
by DMike316
Wed Mar 29, 2006 4:07 pm
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: LSU men FINAL FOUR, LSU women FINAL FOUR
Replies: 10
Views: 511

Re: NCAAs
IMHO UCLA will TKO LSU ASAP

TIA
by DMike316
Wed Mar 29, 2006 4:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Zombie Rave Party Killings
Replies: 42
Views: 3232

Sounds like one of those deals where a bunch of Klebolds who think they're Vampires get together.

Why can't kids just smoke a bowl and pound some cheap 16 oz. Busch beers anymore?
by DMike316
Tue Mar 28, 2006 7:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Diego - Bike Question
Replies: 49
Views: 3909

And damn...dirt bikes have come a LONG way. Was riding a 250cc 4-stroke, and that thing pretty much got it on. 38 horsepower, I think it was. I do some dirt riding. Rode a friend's CRF-250R (their Motocross version) last summer and was impressed by what it had as far as power. I currentley have an ...
by DMike316
Tue Mar 28, 2006 6:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Caspar Weinberger - Toast
Replies: 10
Views: 1129

Whew! For a minute there I thought you said I was dead.

Sin,
Image
by DMike316
Tue Mar 28, 2006 5:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Five Words
Replies: 49
Views: 3496

What Dins is trying to say is that he is the Cialis guy in the bathtub with that chick up on top of the hill overlooking the ocean. From my extensive research in the field of penis functionality, I've decided to focus on how it performs under the influence of vast amounts of domestic beer. Up to age...
by DMike316
Mon Mar 27, 2006 10:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Okay, this is just going to be funnier than hell...
Replies: 55
Views: 2445

I bet after she got the boot from the DMV she went outside and walked slowly across the street right in front of a moving vehicle.
by DMike316
Mon Mar 27, 2006 9:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Okay, this is just going to be funnier than hell...
Replies: 55
Views: 2445

YO HOLMES!!! That shit don't be funnizzy at ALL!!

Sincerely,
The group of 18 thugs outside of a convienence store in the "bad" part of town talking shit to no more than 1 or 2 white people entering/leaving the store.
by DMike316
Fri Mar 24, 2006 6:26 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Anybody remember the Iron Shiek?
Replies: 18
Views: 1832

George "The Animal" Steele
by DMike316
Fri Mar 24, 2006 6:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Anybody remember the Iron Shiek?
Replies: 18
Views: 1832

This thread makes me want to throw salt in someone's eyes when the ref isn't looking ala Mr. Fuji and Mr. Saito style.
by DMike316
Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: __watch out JTR__
Replies: 26
Views: 1708

Royale w/ cheese

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