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by DMike316
Tue Nov 22, 2005 8:47 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: B_Smack, your thoughts?
Replies: 9
Views: 1083

Two things that "appear" to be in Pittsburgh's favor are their Monday Night record and how they don't lose back to back games very often (S'up Cardinals?). Ben will go, but I'd also expect him to be be sluggish at first. Pittsburgh will test the beef of the Colts D even if the Colts have 1...
by DMike316
Tue Nov 22, 2005 8:37 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Met Jim McMahon at our tailgate party!
Replies: 13
Views: 481

RACK! the Deacon Jones imposter reset
by DMike316
Tue Nov 22, 2005 7:00 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Met Jim McMahon at our tailgate party!
Replies: 13
Views: 481

He was going to post the picture but AMAZINGLY Don Majikowski stole his camera.
by DMike316
Tue Nov 22, 2005 6:44 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Story Time: the last fat chick you banged
Replies: 71
Views: 8715

Alright already, I'll fess up. Now, as you all know DMike likes his alcoholic beverages. When one consumes as much hooch as I, it's only a matter of time before you find yourself elbow deep in some fat chick's gash. So there's this pair of big girls who I've noticed hanging out at from time to time ...
by DMike316
Thu Nov 10, 2005 9:25 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Vick said today he would play w/ Owens.
Replies: 46
Views: 3427

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Actually, taking on T.O. sounds like something Cleveland would be stupid enough to do.
What the hell do they have to lose anyhow?
by DMike316
Wed Nov 09, 2005 3:01 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Steelers -v- Clowns
Replies: 12
Views: 433

Steelers -v- Clowns

Sunday night game at the ketchup bottle coming up. Any Cleveland fans around here? Thoughts? Without Ben in the lineup and several other key injuries (Farrior, Bettis, Parker) and the offense displaying the effectiveness of the Nebraska Cornhuskers the past few weeks, this game scares me. Clevelands...
by DMike316
Tue Nov 08, 2005 9:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: So the war on terror is being fought by the poor, eh?
Replies: 124
Views: 8103

JHawkBCD wrote:Maybe they should start running the West Coast Offense.
Oh hell yeah, that gets a RACK!
by DMike316
Fri Nov 04, 2005 3:25 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Packers Will Beat the Steelers
Replies: 32
Views: 1136

BSmack wrote: But I fully expect the Steelers running game to be the difference.
Actually I expect the Peckers to keep the running game in check to a degree (around 100 yds. total) and for Batch to make a few throws to make the difference.
Watch for Quincy Morgan to have an impact.
by DMike316
Thu Nov 03, 2005 9:15 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Packers Will Beat the Steelers
Replies: 32
Views: 1136

I think Pittsburgh can pull this one out even with Batch unless Favre has another family member die, get diagnosed with cancer, get flooded, or become addicted to painkillers.
by DMike316
Thu Nov 03, 2005 2:03 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: rising, falling
Replies: 11
Views: 432

FALLING Washington. I see them losing possibly another 4 games from here on out putting them at 9-7 for the year. They have some injuries on the D-line and scoring 52 on the 49ers to bolster your p.p.g. doesn't impress me much. Miami. Because it's the second half of the season and that's what the D...
by DMike316
Fri Oct 28, 2005 8:27 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: FF Dillema
Replies: 9
Views: 427

PrimeX wrote:Plax may not play this week either.
Why, is it Mother's Day ?
by DMike316
Fri Oct 28, 2005 5:06 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Y0 Luth, Chowd,Orc, ECT... since im here
Replies: 56
Views: 6527

DAAAAMN!!!

RACK!!!! HH
by DMike316
Thu Oct 27, 2005 8:56 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Call in Cart Guy - Carswell is down
Replies: 11
Views: 821

I guess his last name being CARSWELL is kind of ironic in this instance.
by DMike316
Wed Oct 26, 2005 5:19 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: RACK everyone in this forum
Replies: 54
Views: 2407

Re: RACK everyone in this forum

Cicero wrote:Maybe next year.
What is "Slogan of the Cleveland Browns"?
by DMike316
Wed Oct 26, 2005 1:58 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Big ben?
Replies: 4
Views: 201

Yeah, dude looks nothing like Roethlisberger. Kinda' makes you wonder how fucking stupid the bitch he duped was.
by DMike316
Tue Oct 25, 2005 4:37 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: D-E-F-E-N-S-E
Replies: 8
Views: 520

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by DMike316
Mon Oct 24, 2005 2:37 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Now that's Steelers football!!!
Replies: 4
Views: 518

Needless to say, anytime the Steelers rush for 221 yards they're going to win easily.

Q: Who will cover #85 in 2005?

A: Ike Taylor

RACK! Hines Ward doing the riverdance and the Bengals fans heading for the exits early in the 4th qtr.

:lol:
by DMike316
Fri Oct 21, 2005 4:14 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: RtS whines again
Replies: 38
Views: 3673

Big Assed RACKS! to the following:

- R_t_M troll

- dit

- JHawk and that song parody

Threads like this remind me of the good ole' days of SC
by DMike316
Wed Oct 19, 2005 8:30 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Favorite player on your team nobody has heard of
Replies: 57
Views: 2763

Re: Favorite player on your team nobody has heard of

BSmack wrote:James Harrison
Ditto.

Every game he's on the field he makes something happen. Don't be surprised to see him splitting time with Haggans when Haggans gets healthy.
by DMike316
Tue Oct 11, 2005 5:40 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Steelers at Chargers
Replies: 64
Views: 2228

PSUFAN wrote:Do we have any new Palumalu fans today?
Not really.

Signed,
Antonio Gates after getting his dicked knocked into the dirt on Harrison's interception return by "polasmoka"

SCOREBOARD!!
by DMike316
Tue Sep 13, 2005 3:26 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: New FEMA head appears to be very qualified
Replies: 33
Views: 1620

Re: New FEMA head appears to be very qualified

Mr. Paulison has a history in hurricanes: He took over the Miami Fire Department two months before Hurricane Andrew hit South Florida in 1992, destroying the homes of many of his firefighters. I don't know man. He took over the Miami Fire Department and then destroyed the homes of many firefighters...
by DMike316
Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Speaking of conspiracy theories ...
Replies: 37
Views: 4096

Serious reply America were being smart, they would put aside their petty differences and channel their energies into the UN, creating an effective responce within the like minded global communities Oh, so our response would be to do absolutely nothing, or if the UN plays hardball perhaps some sanct...
by DMike316
Thu Jul 21, 2005 4:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bush's smirking...
Replies: 12
Views: 1368

At least the kid wasn't wearing flip-flops.
by DMike316
Wed Jul 13, 2005 8:29 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: The true ONE who is elite has arrived......
Replies: 62
Views: 7806

Re: The true ONE who is elite has arrived......

Raydah James wrote:a fuck puppet for my pussy tenderizer to smack against

the smell of your sugar walls

pop a clit blister dragging those arby flaps

scooter-bound easter seal slits

sigmoid shitshed
RACK! these sayings.
by DMike316
Mon Jul 11, 2005 6:13 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Who fucked Russ from Sac-Town's girl???
Replies: 167
Views: 16307

Van wrote:I sure as hell didn't bang his old lady yet
4 hour wait from this point.

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by DMike316
Mon Jul 11, 2005 6:06 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Who fucked Russ from Sac-Town's girl???
Replies: 167
Views: 16307

ElvisMonster wrote:Where is Russ, anyway?
FUBU told him that he was out of beer at the house so he had to run out and re-stock the 'fridge. After that he'll be washing out FUBU's used rubbers for him so FUBU can not wear one whilst laying the wood to his old lady.

Sounds like a great guy to me.
by DMike316
Mon Jun 20, 2005 6:16 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: What's more chickenshit than fucking with a man's automobile
Replies: 78
Views: 9516

RACK! this thread and RACK! e and BSmack! I actually agree with the point Rack Fu makes, but damn did this thread backfire on him making him seem like a pink Izod Lacoste shirt wearing yuppie. Fu, if by chance your SUV is a Hummer, please keep that to yourself. The only way this could get any worse ...
by DMike316
Fri Jun 03, 2005 5:41 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: RIP Scritti.
Replies: 145
Views: 13365

Fuck.

I've seen Denn post on the Pittsburghlive dot com board in the Steelers Forum too.

From one Pittsburgh guy to another (even if he was a transplant), and from one Steelers fan to another..... R.I.P. Denn.

Man, this is sad.
by DMike316
Mon Jan 31, 2005 8:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (!) My Greatest Hits (!)
Replies: 56
Views: 6267

RACK! this thread
by DMike316
Fri Jan 28, 2005 8:04 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: What's the dumbest thing you ever did as a kid?
Replies: 143
Views: 17041

Hell, me and a buddy used to sit out in the parking lot of this one place in PA and wait for the beer truck to pull up for our beer to steal. Dude would go into the store and check on what he needed to bring in to restock. He'd come back out and load up the hand truck (S'up referees?) and head back ...
by DMike316
Fri Jan 28, 2005 4:13 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: What's the dumbest thing you ever did as a kid?
Replies: 143
Views: 17041

There was one incident that involved me, a can of spray paint, and some dude's off-yellow siding on his house. That deal there ended up costing my parents a nice chunk of change. Another instance me and 2 of my hulligan friends decided to chuck mud balls at a neighbor's house, specifically in the ar...
by DMike316
Fri Jan 28, 2005 2:09 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Patriots vs. Steelers - In Game
Replies: 174
Views: 16071

Yeah, I'm sure that the fact that Indy is a dome team, losing a game played in frigid conditions, and the groundskeepers yanking the tarp three days earlier to let the rain/snow/ice fuck up the field had NOTHING to do with things. If your defense is that good, you don't have to resort to shit like ...
by DMike316
Tue Jan 25, 2005 7:35 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: How many of you have tried CRACK??
Replies: 97
Views: 9917

OH MY!

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RACK!
RACK!
RACK!
HeadHunter wrote:But hey, scoreboard you. You dick is bigger than the guy who's fucking your wife. You should probably tell that story on the internet.
and RACK the HH!!!!!
by DMike316
Tue Jan 25, 2005 7:26 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: How many of you have tried CRACK??
Replies: 97
Views: 9917

RACK! the chowd
by DMike316
Tue Jan 25, 2005 7:02 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: How many of you have tried CRACK??
Replies: 97
Views: 9917

IRIE LAGOS wrote:I will leave my fate in the hands of God.
Do you ever get the feeling that he's fucking with you? Just a little?