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by JHawkBCD
Thu Dec 15, 2005 2:41 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Scott, will you explain this to me?
Replies: 99
Views: 6091

Me? I readily admit that I've lived and died with the fuckers for 30+ years. More dying than living. If that makes me a no life having loser, then so be it. It is what it is, and it's not going to change. A little more living and a little less dying would likely have paid to keep the house cooler i...
by JHawkBCD
Wed Dec 14, 2005 11:25 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Some Fantasy Football Advice
Replies: 6
Views: 354

mvscal wrote:
JHawkBCD wrote:Pick up Garrard only if you have no other options or if Kyle Orton is currently #1 on your depth chart.
In which case, you probably aren't in the playoffs.
What he said.
by JHawkBCD
Wed Dec 14, 2005 11:22 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Some Fantasy Football Advice
Replies: 6
Views: 354

One its playoffs- most leagues don't allow pickups now. And if they do- I don't think any team in the playoff's wants to risk their money on a backup who has looked very unimpressive in his last 3 games (his numbers in Indy are overinflated form the underneath passes they gave hime in their soft pr...
by JHawkBCD
Wed Dec 14, 2005 11:00 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Some Fantasy Football Advice
Replies: 6
Views: 354

Great idea.

Sincerely,

No it ain't
by JHawkBCD
Wed Dec 14, 2005 10:15 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Jason Whitlock RIPS the Broncos
Replies: 16
Views: 683

I'd like to see a 3 tight end set with Wilson, Dunn & Gonzalez in a situation like this. You could keep Dunn in to help block with LJ. Send Gonzalez out and send Wilson out on a delay. You could run with LJ while having extra blockers. There's multiple options here and I think it would be very ...
by JHawkBCD
Wed Dec 14, 2005 4:58 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Scott, will you explain this to me?
Replies: 99
Views: 6091

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by JHawkBCD
Wed Dec 14, 2005 2:13 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Chiefs vs Dallas - Calling out Cowgirls Hoontah and DF
Replies: 128
Views: 4031

Felix wrote:Lets try this again......
JHawkBCD wrote:

Mr. Greenjeanshaus, what have you done for your client other than get him to melt down?
(Mustering my best monosylabic tone, with a throat clearing cough and smarmy look)

Next Question.......
Much better.
by JHawkBCD
Wed Dec 14, 2005 1:06 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Chiefs vs Dallas - Calling out Cowgirls Hoontah and DF
Replies: 128
Views: 4031

Felix wrote:Melts, if you keep talking you're gonna kill this deal......
Mr. Greenjeanshaus, what have you done for your client other than get him to melt down?
by JHawkBCD
Tue Dec 13, 2005 11:00 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Chiefs vs Dallas - Calling out Cowgirls Hoontah and DF
Replies: 128
Views: 4031

Not so fast. By trying to absorb Scott's loyalty to your team, you also risk getting sued by Weepy Wagon for the emotional pain and suffering he claims Scott caused him. Rumor is that he's cashing in the 401K to bring in a crack law firm to represent his interests. The downside is that his wife ran ...
by JHawkBCD
Tue Dec 13, 2005 4:29 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Chiefs vs Dallas - Calling out Cowgirls Hoontah and DF
Replies: 128
Views: 4031

Four weeks, my ass... we've already got Weepy Wagon melting in another thread like a stood-up prom date.
by JHawkBCD
Tue Dec 13, 2005 5:28 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Scott, will you explain this to me?
Replies: 99
Views: 6091

War Wagon wrote:Just don't call yourself a Chiefs fan anymore.
We'd also appreciate it if you'd not call yourself a Chiefs fan anymore, you fucking weeping psychopathic pussy.

Sincerely,
The Kansas City Chiefs
You're nothing more than Coods with a portfolio.
Irony, thy name is 401K Wagon.
by JHawkBCD
Tue Dec 13, 2005 5:02 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Scott, will you explain this to me?
Replies: 99
Views: 6091

Rack that.
by JHawkBCD
Tue Dec 13, 2005 3:12 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Scott, will you explain this to me?
Replies: 99
Views: 6091

KC Scott wrote:Clue # 3

*cough*
You're in San Diego, and Raydah James is checking you for hernias?
by JHawkBCD
Tue Dec 13, 2005 2:27 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Scott, will you explain this to me?
Replies: 99
Views: 6091

No Dorathy......... Not Kansas. Fuckin' Kansans think the world revolves around them :lol: Fuckin' A right it does. And it just so happens that there's two of those rockets outside of the Cosmosphere front door, and you can see the SR-71 Blackbird through the window. In fact, many of the scenes ins...
by JHawkBCD
Tue Dec 13, 2005 2:20 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Scott, will you explain this to me?
Replies: 99
Views: 6091

OK, I'll play....... But first a riddle for the fourm: I'm out of town...... Looking out of my hotel room, I can see one of the Apollo rockets, a Mercury rocket and an SR-71 blackbird. Guess what City I'm in. Fuckin cool I'd say Hutchinson, KS, but I didn't think there was a hotel right outside of ...
by JHawkBCD
Tue Dec 13, 2005 2:01 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Scott, will you explain this to me?
Replies: 99
Views: 6091

The words you use are dripping with tears of betrayal.

Keep melting, you over-emotional, over dramatic fag. Imma gonna go watch me some football.
by JHawkBCD
Tue Dec 13, 2005 1:52 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Scott, will you explain this to me?
Replies: 99
Views: 6091

Quit lying. The words that you use give your crying eyes away.
by JHawkBCD
Tue Dec 13, 2005 1:50 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Scott, will you explain this to me?
Replies: 99
Views: 6091

No shit.

Either it takes huge balls to post something like this, which you KNOW is going to draw out the masses for an epic plungering in response...

... or it takes one massive, dripping man-twat to get this tearful about something this insignificant.

I'd put money on the latter.
by JHawkBCD
Tue Dec 13, 2005 1:35 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Scott, will you explain this to me?
Replies: 99
Views: 6091

Follow instructions... bwah.

As if you REALLY expected this thread to be left alone while you wept over Scott's "betrayal" like a bad movie on the Lifetime network.

It's a football game, dipshit. Go take some Valium and let the pain melt away, instead of melting for all to witness.
by JHawkBCD
Tue Dec 13, 2005 1:22 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Scott, will you explain this to me?
Replies: 99
Views: 6091

Re: Scott, will you explain this to me?

Note to the peanut gallery: Please refrain from espousing your worthless .02 until Scott has responded. Trust us, the worthlessness comes from within yourself, Whitey. You may now continue to feel personally violated by another person's take on an otherwise meaningless sporting event, you fucking c...
by JHawkBCD
Mon Dec 12, 2005 10:58 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Bears....for real?
Replies: 27
Views: 706

Roethlisberger has more starts, more experience and a hell of a lot more ability at the QB position than Orton. I question fragile Ben's "durability" not his ability. Maybe his injury woes this year are just a fluke. Then again...maybe not. If I were the Steelers finding a capable back up...
by JHawkBCD
Mon Dec 12, 2005 9:15 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Chiefs vs Dallas - Calling out Cowgirls Hoontah and DF
Replies: 128
Views: 4031

Sirfindafold wrote:
Nixhex wrote: The Raiders lose by 2 scores.
Yet they still managed to punk Dallas.
Nice to see you're clinging to that like a Super Bowl trophy. How cute.
by JHawkBCD
Mon Dec 12, 2005 7:24 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: Clemens AND Theo back in the fold?
Replies: 12
Views: 317

Clemens will retire before he would move away from his family in Texas.
by JHawkBCD
Mon Dec 12, 2005 7:20 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Where's Chief and Bolt fan???
Replies: 16
Views: 744

Look in the Chiefs vs Dallas thread. You'll even find T BAG trolling there too.
by JHawkBCD
Mon Dec 12, 2005 7:09 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: MNF - Saints @ Falcons
Replies: 6
Views: 224

MNF - Saints @ Falcons

Looks like tonight would be a good night to plant some grass & wait for it to come up.
by JHawkBCD
Mon Dec 12, 2005 7:07 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Where's Chief and Bolt fan???
Replies: 16
Views: 744

Been right here. Where have you been looking?
by JHawkBCD
Mon Dec 12, 2005 3:01 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Chiefs vs Dallas - Calling out Cowgirls Hoontah and DF
Replies: 128
Views: 4031

Felix wrote:Denver melting down vs Indianapolis in the playoffs on a yearly basis is always good for chuckle........
FTFY... will be looking forward to that eagerly, as we all know that whatever goes on in the AFC this season is merely a precursor to the bloody sacrifice to be had at the hands of Indy.
by JHawkBCD
Mon Dec 12, 2005 2:55 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Chiefs vs Dallas - Calling out Cowgirls Hoontah and DF
Replies: 128
Views: 4031

If that is true then LJ is a pussy. If you are 6'1 230 and you are afraid to block then you cannot be mentioned as a Top 5 back in the NFL. A RB has to be able to do more than just run the football. That is my biggest problem w/ Shaun Alexander. He is nails w/ the ball but disappears when he doesnt...
by JHawkBCD
Mon Dec 12, 2005 4:19 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Chiefs vs Dallas - Calling out Cowgirls Hoontah and DF
Replies: 128
Views: 4031

Green's fumble play hurt a lot Yep... that's a minimum 10 point swing in momentum there, and the defining play that killed the Chiefs. Terrible decision to leave LJ in as the only blitz pickup guy when you're selling out on a pass play. Granted, LJ still can't pick up the blitz... but that piece of...
by JHawkBCD
Sun Dec 11, 2005 6:45 am
Forum: NBA
Topic: Kwame Brown IS Ryan Leaf.
Replies: 4
Views: 412

And still employed.
by JHawkBCD
Sun Dec 11, 2005 1:33 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Chiefs vs Dallas - Calling out Cowgirls Hoontah and DF
Replies: 128
Views: 4031

KC wins by 13

KC 27
DAL 14

Two missed FG's for Dallas.
by JHawkBCD
Sat Dec 10, 2005 9:12 pm
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: Kansas Sucks
Replies: 36
Views: 1108

They're a team full of rookies, dumbass. Of course they're going to look disorganized. Mook, newbie or not, was whining like a spoiled brat in the earlier thread.

Cal, while not ranked, is a solid team and a worthy measuring stick for progress, however small the progress may seem.
by JHawkBCD
Sat Dec 10, 2005 7:33 pm
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: Kansas Sucks
Replies: 36
Views: 1108

Nice second half of dominant play out of KU today against "the troof's" Cal team. Resulted in a nice win.

Have faith, Mook... don't be a meltdown artist like many of the shortsighted KU bandwagoners that call sports radio in KC.
by JHawkBCD
Thu Dec 08, 2005 10:18 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Bolt's vs. Raiduh's ..game notes..
Replies: 26
Views: 896

orcinus wrote:Of course, some of us post 'em, and they're never even noticed.
We noticed. We were too busy trying to find a nice pooka shell necklace to compliment your new look.
by JHawkBCD
Thu Dec 08, 2005 10:15 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Chiefs vs Dallas - Calling out Cowgirls Hoontah and DF
Replies: 128
Views: 4031

DallasFanatic wrote:You're not allowed to participate in this weeks events Orc. We have put you on a one weeks suspension for actions (lack of AV/sig to Patsfan) detrimental to your fanbase.
Rack.

He's an inverse welcher.
by JHawkBCD
Thu Dec 08, 2005 6:14 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: All-time famous board melts?
Replies: 107
Views: 9594

inkydave
cinder/blondiebabe
webdog
ghost knife
by JHawkBCD
Thu Dec 08, 2005 4:01 am
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: Kansas Sucks
Replies: 36
Views: 1108

Re: Kansas Sucks

On to my beloved alma mater, Kansas. I knew the year would be a struggle. I knew they were very young and inexperienced. I THOUGHT they had talent, and perhaps they do, but I am not very impressed with this team. I've only seen four games, so I haven't seen every one, but the only people who have s...
by JHawkBCD
Thu Dec 08, 2005 2:07 am
Forum: MLB
Topic: Hot Stove '06
Replies: 52
Views: 2003

TheJON wrote:Looks like the Royals have a shot to get ... Aaron Miles.
Wow... didn't realize we were in the market for a point guard.
by JHawkBCD
Wed Dec 07, 2005 9:28 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: Hot Stove '06
Replies: 52
Views: 2003

Thanks. My sportsline.com link was broken. You saved the day for me.
by JHawkBCD
Wed Dec 07, 2005 4:34 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Can we change the forum name to "AFC West"?
Replies: 24
Views: 817

I have the feeling that "Jim's balls in his wife's purse" smack will always be fresh, so get used to it.