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by JHawkBCD
Tue Nov 29, 2005 8:25 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Sunday Night Football...
Replies: 16
Views: 925

Who's bringing the booster seat and the apples for TVO?
by JHawkBCD
Tue Nov 29, 2005 8:21 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: OK DonkFan, it's time again to DO THIS
Replies: 104
Views: 3153

Still not going to mention the team you root for? That makes you the biggest cunt in this entire forum. Sack up and back a team pussy. All I've seen you do is come in here talk smack on the Chiefs. A teamless poster in the NFL forum is nothing more than a troll. Cudes has long been known to be a ca...
by JHawkBCD
Tue Nov 29, 2005 8:19 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Erf eeb a proo blum duh am ah fo, of iss ah?
Replies: 50
Views: 1779

BSmack wrote:Liars tend to qualify statements, project blame, change topics, answers questions with questions and so on.
Good God, you're a fucking tool.

BSmack is pwnd by the Dittochimps of Page 3, bitch.
by JHawkBCD
Tue Nov 29, 2005 6:59 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Erf eeb a proo blum duh am ah fo, of iss ah?
Replies: 50
Views: 1779

BSmack wrote:Liars tend to qualify statements, project blame, change topics, answers questions with questions and so on.
I have a plan to answer your question.

Sincerely,
John Kerry
by JHawkBCD
Tue Nov 29, 2005 6:49 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Erf eeb a proo blum duh am ah fo, of iss ah?
Replies: 50
Views: 1779

BSmack wrote: Obviously you can't read. If you could, you would have seen this...
if ESPN doesnt shitcan him immedaitely, then the one shred of credibility it had is gone.
Hmmm...
BSmack wrote:Since his drug habit was exposed, Limbaugh has remained employed.
What one thing is not like the other?
by JHawkBCD
Tue Nov 29, 2005 2:57 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: PGH/Indy
Replies: 40
Views: 3007

BSmack wrote:Let's not forget the classic "When Edgerrin James throws a good block, I'll say he threw a good block. And when he throws a bad block I'll say he threw a bad block."

That kind of shit is cutting edge commentary.
Then quit whining and hit the fucking mute button, dumbass.
by JHawkBCD
Tue Nov 29, 2005 2:54 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Erf eeb a proo blum duh am ah fo, of iss ah?
Replies: 50
Views: 1779

You do know that WABC is Limbaugh's flagship station? But no, they couldn't kick his ass out or anything like that. No one said they couldn't, dipshit. Indeed, they can... but they're not, because carrying his program makes them MONEY. I thought that you, being an investor and all, could see that b...
by JHawkBCD
Tue Nov 29, 2005 5:50 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Erf eeb a proo blum duh am ah fo, of iss ah?
Replies: 50
Views: 1779

Not by ESPN he isn't. Bullshit. http://www.wabcradio.com/personalityprofile.asp You do know who owns WABC? Next time how about you shut the fuck up before you expose your idiocy some more? Next time you smack someone for being an idiot, you might want to be sure that you're not exposing your own id...
by JHawkBCD
Tue Nov 29, 2005 1:21 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Props to Colorado: Big XII North Champions!!!
Replies: 21
Views: 969

Re: Props to Colorado: Big XII North Champions!!!

That was hardly a meltdown. I just called you out on your bullshit statement and, of course, you backpedalled like crazy. If you had just said "Hey, KU has given Colorado quite a few scares over the past few years" I would've agreed with you wholeheartedly. The Jayhawks have certainly had...
by JHawkBCD
Mon Nov 28, 2005 10:46 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: OK DonkFan, it's time again to DO THIS
Replies: 104
Views: 3153

Actually, Pinks was the one who shot that one over the bow first Run if you have to JHawk but keep up! Guess this went right over your head… tearful IN. -Dick ForMeal KYOAM? You were talking about odds. Jamika didn't lay odds, though he may have bedded Otto a time or two. Pinks suggested laying odd...
by JHawkBCD
Mon Nov 28, 2005 9:08 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: OK DonkFan, it's time again to DO THIS
Replies: 104
Views: 3153

JHawk, Raydah James is right…When it comes to tears the best odds are on your coach. Actually, Pinks was the one who shot that one over the bow first... and I admitted that he was pretty much right-on. It's a good thing that you Denver folk have good football going for you, cuz reading comprehensio...
by JHawkBCD
Mon Nov 28, 2005 8:58 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Props to Colorado: Big XII North Champions!!!
Replies: 21
Views: 969

Re: Props to Colorado: Big XII North Champions!!!

WTF are you talking about? 2 wins in 10 years hardly qualifies as "semi-annual," tard. The last time Kansas beat CU was 5 fucking years ago in 2000, which, not coincidentally, was CU's worst season since 1984. I was almost as happy as you were that you guys finally beat Nebraska this year...
by JHawkBCD
Mon Nov 28, 2005 8:41 pm
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: Approx. 1 hr. to everlasting Duke cocksucking.
Replies: 34
Views: 986

Did you find that mute button yet, ya fucking retard?

[stream]http://www.opheliagroove.com/audio/wav/dorkalert.wav[/stream]
by JHawkBCD
Mon Nov 28, 2005 8:38 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: PGH/Indy
Replies: 40
Views: 3007

IND 24
PIT 19

Great game to break in the new 42" Plasma HDTV. Just picked up the HDTV compatible cable box to get the better pic from the cable company.
by JHawkBCD
Mon Nov 28, 2005 8:32 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: More fodder for Raiduhfan........
Replies: 1
Views: 131

Of course, the quarterback also rushed 18 yards for an improbable touchdown with 14:01 remaining that cut Miami's daylong advantage to 23-21, a play so extraordinary that Dolphins defenders stood and watched the lead-footed passer stumble into the end zone. "We were sick about that,'' said Dol...
by JHawkBCD
Mon Nov 28, 2005 8:27 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: OK DonkFan, it's time again to DO THIS
Replies: 104
Views: 3153

We should be calculating the over/under on the number of Chefs fans showing up screaming they got jobbed by the refs when the Broncos finally put that pathetic team out of their misery..... That's Faiderfan you're thinking of there, sport. I'm guessing that number will closely approximate the numbe...
by JHawkBCD
Mon Nov 28, 2005 7:59 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: OK DonkFan, it's time again to DO THIS
Replies: 104
Views: 3153

Not making excuses... just throwing out a couple of side bets to make the betting line more interesting.

Should we also set the over/under on tearful Donkfan postgame meltdowns and on calls for Shanahan to be fired? Could make for an interesting tard trifecta.
by JHawkBCD
Mon Nov 28, 2005 7:55 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Props to Colorado: Big XII North Champions!!!
Replies: 21
Views: 969

Re: Props to Colorado: Big XII North Champions!!!

And big-time props to ISU for choking away the division yet again and letting CU limp into the CCG for yet another ass-raping before their early December bowl date. You couldn't even finish off fucking Kansas? Way to go. Same Kansas team that seems to shit in your team's Wheaties on a semi-annual b...
by JHawkBCD
Mon Nov 28, 2005 7:33 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: OK DonkFan, it's time again to DO THIS
Replies: 104
Views: 3153

Over/under on number of illegal blocks thrown by Denver offensive linemen?

Whatever it is, take the over.
by JHawkBCD
Mon Nov 28, 2005 4:21 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Erf eeb a proo blum duh am ah fo, of iss ah?
Replies: 50
Views: 1779

BSmack wrote:My father in law is a Miami grad. He loves it when I cite Michael Irvin as an example of a typical Miami grad.
He'll have the last laugh when he wills his estate to someone else besides his daughter & "shithead liberal son-in-law".
by JHawkBCD
Mon Nov 28, 2005 1:09 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Erf eeb a proo blum duh am ah fo, of iss ah?
Replies: 50
Views: 1779

Erf eeb a proo blum duh am ah fo, of iss ah?

Michael Irvin arrested again on drug charges

Yep... color me surprised.
by JHawkBCD
Thu Nov 24, 2005 6:51 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Why the Patsies will get BITCHSLAPPED at Arrowhead on Sunday
Replies: 17
Views: 813

It'll be a scorefest... KC wins 38-35, only because they've never lost a game that I was at.
by JHawkBCD
Thu Nov 24, 2005 4:20 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: The "We still love T.O." thread.
Replies: 13
Views: 519

kcmcribcage is just punch drunk.

[stream]http://www.opheliagroove.com/audio/trol ... y_dave.mp3[/stream]
by JHawkBCD
Wed Nov 23, 2005 5:21 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Aikman, White among 25 Hall of Fame finalists
Replies: 37
Views: 1176

Then maybe we should change the name of the "Hall of Fame" to the "Hall of The Truly Worthy".
by JHawkBCD
Wed Nov 23, 2005 4:43 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Favre going to announce retirement Wednesday!
Replies: 26
Views: 687

War Wagon wrote:Missed it by a mile.

Feel free to get a clue, and some reading comprehension, before you aimlessly drop in here playing the Barney Fife role you know so well.
Have another bowl of loudmouth soup, Whitey.
by JHawkBCD
Wed Nov 23, 2005 3:25 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Favre going to announce retirement Wednesday!
Replies: 26
Views: 687

Diogenes wrote:Try Donald Driver.
Yeah, that prophecy sure came true, didn't it?

Try reading the fucking link before you kick yourself in the ass next time, Douchebagenes.
by JHawkBCD
Wed Nov 23, 2005 3:07 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Terry Bowden says UT and USC the two best teams
Replies: 23
Views: 1153

War Wagon wrote:Is pontificating about scenarios that never materialize whilst giving reach arounds ALL that you guys do around here?
In that case, cool... I'll hang out.

Sincerely,

Image
by JHawkBCD
Wed Nov 23, 2005 2:24 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Story Time: the last fat chick you banged
Replies: 71
Views: 8768

Archive Mo's post alone. Fucking outstanding.
by JHawkBCD
Wed Nov 23, 2005 2:14 am
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: Maui Invitational
Replies: 24
Views: 1233

Wow, 80 all @ the buzzer.

Nice way to kill time on the road.
by JHawkBCD
Wed Nov 23, 2005 1:50 am
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: Maui Invitational
Replies: 24
Views: 1233

Sounds like Jeff Hawkins couldn't buy a bucket.

Someone on the team needs to step up and be a legitimate three-point threat. Only then will the Bill Self offense that Mook is bagging on be effective.

Lots of season left... gotta let the froshes grow and mature.
by JHawkBCD
Wed Nov 23, 2005 1:41 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Favre going to announce retirement Wednesday!
Replies: 26
Views: 687

Who's your source? Ben Roethisberger's fractured tibia?

Off this shit troll.
by JHawkBCD
Tue Nov 22, 2005 8:44 pm
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: Maui Invitational
Replies: 24
Views: 1233

Bizzarofelice wrote:How's that Rush kid workin' out for ya?
He rules.

Sincerely,
mothage & tomas
by JHawkBCD
Tue Nov 22, 2005 8:43 pm
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: Maui Invitational
Replies: 24
Views: 1233

I think there may be hope for Kansas.......but that was a depressing game to watch. 27 turnovers........Zona shoots 28% and wins by 12! Worse off, the Kansas players just looked "dumb". They made countless stupid mistakes including not stepping over the endline to inbound the ball...........
by JHawkBCD
Mon Nov 21, 2005 11:01 pm
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: Maui Invitational
Replies: 24
Views: 1233

Will be on the road to Tulsa when the Jayhawks go for the upset vs. Arizona.
by JHawkBCD
Mon Nov 21, 2005 4:02 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Go Utes!
Replies: 4
Views: 573

College Football forum, dumbass.
by JHawkBCD
Mon Nov 21, 2005 4:01 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Drew's stats yesterday
Replies: 103
Views: 2558

trev wrote:^^^Argue that. I can drink and drive at the same time.
Looks like Ten Tall Trev is on her way home from the morning school bus run.
by JHawkBCD
Mon Nov 21, 2005 2:33 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Chiefs-Texans IN-GAME thread
Replies: 20
Views: 746

Re: Chiefs-Texans IN-GAME thread

It looks like Larry Johnson is ascending to the top of the Chief's depth chart. He was doing more with less carries and was more explosive in the passing game even before Priest Holmes went down. LJ is clearly the bigger, faster and stronger player at this point. This situation mirrors what happene...
by JHawkBCD
Mon Nov 21, 2005 4:21 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Chiefs-Texans IN-GAME thread
Replies: 20
Views: 746

Jordan Black on the other hand is a TOTAL bust. I'd cut this guy in the locker room after the game and make him find his own way home. Holding call, total joke of an offensive lineman. While I'm not a Jordan Black fan, I'd still say that a 5th round pick that managed to see a little starting time i...
by JHawkBCD
Mon Nov 21, 2005 3:52 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Super Bowl for Kansas City
Replies: 58
Views: 3641

You left out PPV porn on LCD displays at the urinals.
by JHawkBCD
Sun Nov 20, 2005 7:58 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: No Bowl for you, Mizzou
Replies: 2
Views: 307

MU is already bowl eligable. Ah, props in advance on getting the invite to the Toilet Water Bowl, then. I was gonna say, I have a hard time understanding why a Squawk would be happy about Pinkel getting fired.. Just reminding MizzouFan the years of misery that they've endured. That never gets old.

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