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by Trampis
Tue Nov 05, 2013 4:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Just got my farm subsidy deposit
Replies: 5
Views: 1154

Just got my farm subsidy deposit

A nice tidy $837 direct deposited into my savings account by our most generous government all because of the yob I have chosen. Doesnt matter what I grow, my government loves me just because. 10 minutes of paperwork at the local farm welfare office every spring gets me this nice token of appreciatio...
by Trampis
Tue Oct 29, 2013 3:29 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Truth and Fiction about Obamacare
Replies: 79
Views: 5402

Re: Truth and Fiction about Obamacare

Out of curiosity, Trampis, did you ever price out the same coverage before the ACA went into effect? I ask because you seem to attribute the improvement in insurance coverage with the ACA. I don't think those two issues are related at all. Most insurers offered plans with various amounts of coverag...
by Trampis
Mon Oct 28, 2013 6:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Truth and Fiction about Obamacare
Replies: 79
Views: 5402

Re: Truth and Fiction about Obamacare

My wife and I just signed up this weekend using the Wahealthplanfinder.org website. It was pretty simple and we found a plan that will cost us $487/month which is higher then the 425 we pay now, but we are getting better coverage so its all good. We DO NOT qualify for any subsidies as we are over $6...
by Trampis
Mon Oct 28, 2013 4:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: New Marine 'Girly Hats'
Replies: 22
Views: 1885

Re: New Marine 'Girly Hats'

Personally i find the "blouse to socks" suspenders a bit extreme.
by Trampis
Mon Oct 28, 2013 4:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Northern Michigan PET
Replies: 20
Views: 1755

Re: Northern Michigan PET

Bartender looks like a descendant of Rasputin.

My neighbor has gone over to the Philipines to try and buy an arm ornament like Rasputins.

Nice PET, pretty area. I bet the 9.1abv Hoppsessed has some flavor.
by Trampis
Fri Oct 11, 2013 4:09 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Last meal before the electric chair?
Replies: 18
Views: 2377

Re: Last meal before the electric chair?

Sudden Sam wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Brewer walked to a nearby bowling alley
No mention of his score?
I laughed

And who doesn't have GARLIC butter on their french bread?
by Trampis
Thu Oct 10, 2013 1:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I can't believe there isn't a 12 page rant
Replies: 82
Views: 4673

Re: I can't believe there isn't a 12 page rant

A Marine my step-son serves with died in Afgahnistan this past weekend and his mother cannot collect on his $100,000 military life insurance policy. Thank YOU, tea party! Actually, it's thank you Fisher House. Incredible organization even before today. Huge props to them. Thanks for shareing that D...
by Trampis
Thu Oct 10, 2013 1:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: wanna get really pissed off?
Replies: 8
Views: 1084

Re: wanna get really pissed off?

If judges are just accomplished lawyers how do we stop this cycle? They get dressed in the same locker room as far as I'm concerned. Maybe we should adjust the qualification to be a judge having never been a lawyer.

You know there used to be a stigma if you were on the public dole.
by Trampis
Thu Oct 10, 2013 2:04 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I can't believe there isn't a 12 page rant
Replies: 82
Views: 4673

Re: I can't believe there isn't a 12 page rant

No USDA agriculture reports. Kind of disrupts the flow of information and makes pricing of some comodities a fly by the seat of your pants affair. Farm Subsidy offices closed. They also shut down the White Bluffs boat launch on the Columbia River during the largest run ever of chinook salmon. Wildli...
by Trampis
Fri Sep 13, 2013 2:10 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I'm not a huge General Petraeus fan, but...
Replies: 8
Views: 1322

Re: I'm not a huge General Petraeus fan, but...

Well, if they step there game up then maybe we will get to hear the infamous..."Dont taze me bro!" from one of these overly excited do-gooders.
by Trampis
Thu Sep 12, 2013 3:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Greatest day of fishing in history of fishing
Replies: 9
Views: 1723

Re: Greatest day of fishing in history of fishing

Buddy of mine went to a tributary off Puget Sound a few years back and him and 3 others caught over 120 pink salmon in one day. They went out the next day and "only" caught 20 or so.

Anymore, I'm just happy if I escape catching West Nile Virus when I go fishing. Damn skeeters around here...
by Trampis
Mon Sep 09, 2013 10:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: This Has Stuck in my Head Since '72
Replies: 17
Views: 1608

Re: This Has Stuck in my Head Since '72

My wife has had that "Sky rockets in flight" song stuck in her head since 75 or 6. Thats worked out well for me.
by Trampis
Fri Jul 19, 2013 3:13 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Detroit files for chapter 9 bankruptcy protection...
Replies: 28
Views: 1981

Re: Detroit files for chapter 9 bankruptcy protection...

Ive often wondered why, when a city goes to shit you just couldnt bulldoze down the mess and turn it back to farm land. You see, the beauty of corn is , the header stays well above the ground where all the needles are.

Detroit for ethanol 2014.
by Trampis
Thu Jul 18, 2013 2:56 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: a Rolling Stone should gather no mas
Replies: 46
Views: 2461

Re: a Rolling Stone should gather no mas

Believe it or not, the kid probably didnt pose for a lot of pics with a scowl on his face and a burning American flag in the background.

I'm dumbfounded why this is a big deal.
by Trampis
Tue Jun 25, 2013 11:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Nanga Parbat Taliban Massacre
Replies: 6
Views: 914

Re: Nanga Parbat Taliban Massacre

Better send Reinhold back to straighten shit out.
by Trampis
Sun Jun 16, 2013 3:09 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: U.S "military support" for Syrian rebels
Replies: 15
Views: 1602

Re: U.S "military support" for Syrian rebels

It must be a military culture thing. Always looking for wars to butt in on.

Or does our intelligence see some way they can impact this situation so the forces that win are somewhat less of a threat to Israel?
by Trampis
Sun Jun 16, 2013 2:25 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pray for Suddenarious La'Sam
Replies: 21
Views: 2357

Re: Pray for Suddenarious La'Sam

Sand warms quicker than clay thus a warmer soil can grow some good yeilding crops(or grass)... but you have to water the piss out of it otherwise you fall behind in moisture and never catch up. It also leaches nitrogen worse with all the watering. I have a field of red beans that i just planted in m...
by Trampis
Thu Jun 06, 2013 5:55 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Euthanasia
Replies: 32
Views: 2762

Re: Euthanasia

Dieing is miserable for some, simple and clean for others.

It has always been this way and always will be. To think we can change this is arrogance.
by Trampis
Tue Apr 23, 2013 3:47 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Customer with kids parking spots...
Replies: 42
Views: 3088

Re: Customer with kids parking spots...

Wow, I never would have thought that fat women with kids need special, close to the store parking. If anything they should have the fat mom spot as far as possible from the entrance.

The only special parking we have up here is for the [mondale] handicapped[/Mondale].
by Trampis
Tue Apr 23, 2013 3:24 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Spring: Time For Gardening!
Replies: 42
Views: 1813

Re: Spring: Time For Gardening!

I took some dirt out of the bottom of my pond to mix in with the soil of my garden. Its heavier dirt that holds the moisture better in my sandy soil. I also mixed in some compost that i got from a local dairy. Have to be careful with putting too much compost on as it tends to harden up and seal the ...
by Trampis
Tue Apr 16, 2013 3:57 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Motorcycle Reliability
Replies: 43
Views: 4078

Re: Motorcycle Reliability

Dinsdale wrote:No.

And I'm not in nostalgia mode.
So...are you a Harley guy or not?

You posted in a Harley vs everything else thread without stating your preference...bad on you bro.
by Trampis
Sun Apr 14, 2013 10:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What's wrong with this photo?
Replies: 36
Views: 2819

Re: What's wrong with this photo?

When I was 9, my dad shaved the John Deere logo on the back of my head and made me wear all green and yellow to a distant cousins country themed wedding.

I'm still scarred
by Trampis
Sun Apr 14, 2013 10:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What's wrong with this photo?
Replies: 36
Views: 2819

Re: What's wrong with this photo?

Honestly, in a show of racial tolerance I will say that the young boys Nike logo etched into his head is no worse than what some nutty white women do when they have there kids grow rat tails or when dad shaves his pre-pubescent sons head into a mohawk, in hopes of some day witnessing his son learn t...
by Trampis
Sun Apr 14, 2013 10:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Motorcycle Reliability
Replies: 43
Views: 4078

Re: Motorcycle Reliability

Buying a Harley isnt about buying a bike, its about buying in to a culture. Genious marketing really.

Its as-if paying $18k for a Harley instantly makes you a badass. Most of the time it makes you look like a financially challenged douchebag. Same theory applies to tattoos btw.
by Trampis
Tue Apr 09, 2013 3:29 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: M - I - C - (see you in the dirt)
Replies: 4
Views: 565

Re: M - I - C - (see you in the dirt)

Great, we celebrate Annete Funcellos death but Margaret Thatcher gets no love here?

And to top it off Wolfman is linking IMBD on another thread.

On a sidenote, all i see when i look at Annete is massive bush....which is much better than skinned cat btw.
by Trampis
Tue Apr 09, 2013 3:25 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Timing the Market
Replies: 17
Views: 2079

Re: Timing the Market

Feds still pumping money into the market till 6.5% employment happens right?
by Trampis
Tue Mar 19, 2013 3:39 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How I spent St. Patricks day
Replies: 25
Views: 1994

Re: How I spent St. Patricks day

Jerkovich wrote:Licking my wounds from a Saturday traffic accident.

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Try laying across railroad tracks next time. Should get the yob done.

Just think if you lived in Russia you could share some epcot dashboard cam footage.
by Trampis
Tue Mar 19, 2013 3:31 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jury duty notice
Replies: 36
Views: 3104

Re: Jury duty notice

I'm 42 years old and have been chosen for jury duty 5 times. 3 juries. Every time it was Mexican on Mexican crime or almost crime. 1st one, a mexican gang member shot up a rival gangs house. Guilty! I think he got thrown in the klink for 8 years. Bullet holes are still in the house 20 years later. 2...
by Trampis
Wed Feb 13, 2013 5:21 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Whenever Obama parrots "transparency"
Replies: 59
Views: 3958

Re: Whenever Obama parrots "transparency"

I missed the big speach...did he say the exact date hes taking our guns away?
by Trampis
Sat Feb 09, 2013 3:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: You Saved my Life - Now I'm Suing you
Replies: 8
Views: 634

Re: You Saved my Life - Now I'm Suing you

Where theres money to be had, theres a lawsuit.
by Trampis
Fri Feb 01, 2013 5:22 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The perfect match
Replies: 16
Views: 2681

Re: The perfect match

Jesus...I'd forgotten what throw-up tastes like
by Trampis
Fri Feb 01, 2013 3:06 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I think I see a problem with using this on the battlefield
Replies: 28
Views: 1805

Re: I think I see a problem with using this on the battlefie

Don Quixote just took his shirt off
by Trampis
Sat Jan 26, 2013 2:23 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Next time a Cop or Fireman tells you
Replies: 25
Views: 2765

Re: Next time a Cop or Fireman tells you

Im in at #7.

Ill see if I can make it another year without getting a shirtsleeve caught in a pto shaft or getting baled/swathed up.
by Trampis
Tue Jan 22, 2013 1:25 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mace, we need to know your whereabouts the past 24 hours
Replies: 25
Views: 2214

Re: Mace, we need to know your whereabouts the past 24 hours

IOWA CITY -The armed man who robbed the Romantix adult shop early Thursday morning got away with an $1,800 sex toy to just before police arrived. According to Iowa City police Sgt. Denise Brotherton , before 3:10 a.m. the male subject reportedly made small talk with the female clerk before he displ...
by Trampis
Sat Jan 19, 2013 7:04 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Fecal transplants
Replies: 12
Views: 471

Re: Fecal transplants

So does this make Two Girls, One cup a science film?
by Trampis
Sat Jan 19, 2013 7:03 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Conspiracy to take guns?
Replies: 21
Views: 862

Re: Conspiracy to take guns?

So did the government let Pearl Harbor happen so as to get into ww2?
by Trampis
Tue Jan 15, 2013 5:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Ain't Nobody Got Time For That
Replies: 6
Views: 616

Re: Ain't Nobody Got Time For That

No wonder people in THE south set black churchs on fire...makes for some entertaining youtube
by Trampis
Sun Jan 13, 2013 9:31 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Falcunts-Squaks
Replies: 28
Views: 844

Re: Falcunts-Squaks

I cant believe they let Atlanta get in fieldgoal range in two plays.Fuck me running. Fucking prevent defense prevents me from watching the Seahawks next weekend.
by Trampis
Sat Jan 12, 2013 1:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: super bowl 1 quarter second set of commercials after kickoff
Replies: 6
Views: 908

Re: super bowl 1 quarter second set of commercials after kic

Probably not too hard to guess the premise of the commercial he will be in...a current actress/singer hottee will be grossed out/freaked out/feel sorry for, Jess?

I'll go with Tayler Swift as the hottee.

Rack Jess btw. :)
:jtr:
by Trampis
Wed Jan 09, 2013 1:53 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rack Brent Musberger
Replies: 29
Views: 3126

Rack Brent Musberger

Brent Musberger, heterosexual male and fucking proud of it. Too bad hes not fucking man enough to tell ESPN to go fuck themselves and their stupid ass apology. Whats wrong with saying a woman is beautiful?


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