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atomicdad

Yea, Mtool, you are going to tell us you never had a little wiff. GFY you dickhead.

atomicdad

start making driving tests a lot fucking harder. The dumbfucks would go away.

Then start getting the fucking illegals ( i.e. BEANERS/WETBACKS) off the road and traffic would flow alot better.

atomicdad

I was able to buy beer at some place other than a state run Liquor store in Utah. When I lived in Utah during the mid-80s, you could buy beer & wine from places other than state-run stores, but liquor was a different story. Sounds like nothing's changed. I'll defer to you, i'm not totaly up to ...

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Did y'all stop somewhere and get a couple of Big Gulps on your way to Aspen? ??? No, but I stopped in Green River Utah and picked up a 6-pack of Mirror Pond Pale Ale. This surprised me on several levels: 1) I was able to buy beer at some place other than a state run Liquor store in Utah. 2) A roads...

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War Wagon wrote: on those Hobbitt feet?

Damn, you caught me, and to think I just shaved them.

Vote Democrat

, hell, I was one of the many dumbfucks voting the "Duke" back into office.

atomicdad

Mvscal, those wouldn't be for Mtool, don't you know, no place outside of NoCal can rival in majesty. Dins, those are the Maroon Bells near Aspen Colorado . Pyramid peak that rises just above that lake is just below 14K I believe. Wished we could have stayed a little longer, I had just gotten aclimat...

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Forgot one, on the way back we stopped here in this town for gas. http://home.pacbell.net/parkerjd/beaver.jpg We were just about done with our pit stop and pump jocky hick comes out and starts to wash our window, I tried to stop him because I had just did it but he went on ahead, oh well, have at it...

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Hola gang, heres the setup. We just got back from a very abreviated roadie to Aspen. My brother and sil own a condo in Aspen and they took our kids with them out there a week ago. The plan was that we were going to go out and stay 4-5 days with them and bring the kids back. Well, work got in the way...

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No doubt, Dumbasses will find the White/Silva shooting to be justified as well.

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Papa Willie wrote:
So did you make it up to Big Sur? Was wondering how fucked up it is (from the fires)....

No, there were still signs saying Hwy 1 was closed at Santa Lucia, about 45 miles north of Cambria.

atomicdad

or C) Joking about their under-tallness.

The dry sarcasm went over your head.

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approaching 42 in 4 months.

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a-dad You're awful fucking short .... sorry, that's all the samck I could come up with. Hey Beanpole, i'm 5-9 1/2, at least i'm not Perk. So - we're pervs for innocently appreciating the rack of a girl that looks of age to have hide the salami knowledge, and you get a pass for rack gazing a 20 year...

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Bwaaa good one, that is exactly the type of attitude that my daughter has now. Not quite my son though, but the shaggy mop is right on, but it's getting lopped off this coming weekend. Although Saturday afternoon me and him were sitting on a driftwood log on the beach and this older couple walk by a...

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I call first with the blonde wearing the black top. :o Next time have the brunette get out of the blonds way, though. :o Driving from Tahoe to Cambria we stayed the night in Suckramento, two of my nieces in front of the governators office in the capital building, http://home.pacbell.net/parkerjd/IM...

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Loganfan wrote:
atomicdad wrote:
Umm, not gonna post that one.

Here is a different one for you guy.

atomicdad

Ok fuckos, haven't posted here in awhile. Just got back from vacation, part of it spent in North Lake Tahoe and on the central coast in Cambria. Was supposed to camp in Big Sur but that place was/is burning last week. Traveled up the 395 to Mono Lake, salt/sediment deposits because of receding lake ...

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"At first, the talk about it was really humorous. But as more feet turned up, the talk became sinister," she said. "These are pristine islands, not the place where you would expect to find a bunch of severed feet." What a stupid fucking quote. Like there is a place you would exp...

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I can't beleive I just read that

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Risa wrote: A lot of stupid fucks posted in this thread

atomicdad

Dan, me and the wife went to one of these things a few years in Palm Springs. It was all abunch of touchy feely bullshit all day Saturday. That evening we went to dinner with two other couples, Mark and Suzzane, and Leo and Lisa, and enjoyed some fine grub. Towards the end of the meal Mark said he h...

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I feel fairly sure that most people's lives will not be changed a single bit by allowing fags to marry. Those are my own opinions, not facts. What are people afraid of? What might happen? When Ellen gets married, how does that destroy traditional marriage? It will have exactly zero impact on my mar...

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Weekly Reader This is a weekly free paper that you can pick up all over town. It pretty much covers everything going on around town from small clubs to arena shows, theater, movies, sports etc... Also has regular columns that are pretty funny reads. If you are ever in San Diego looking for somethin...

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Yea, I've been looking into putting her down, but she still has a little hop in her step considering how old she is, i'm sure you can relate.

atomicdad

ChargerMike wrote: Back in the day we use to castrate bulls by putting our mouth around their nut sack. After a few bites the sucker would just fall off

FTFY

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Dear Dan, My dog had a small tumor on the side of her leg for about 18 months. When it was about the size of golfball I took her to the vet to get checked it checked out. $350 dollars later they told me it was non-cancerous but it may continue to grow and for $3500 they would remove it. I thought &q...

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Fuck the stimulus package/money giveaway. Mine is phased down to about 1/4 of what all you jizz gobblers are getting. Maybe it will cover gas for me and wifey for a couple of weeks.

me I guess.

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PSUFAN wrote:Never heard of the Meatmen?

In the overall scheme of life, that is probably not such a bad thing.

atomicdad

campinfool wrote:

Baahhaahahaha

They need to rewrite "One Down Three To Go"

atomicdad

They were probably the least political "punk" bands you could possibly name.

That's a good point Skidmark. At least when I brought that album home sometime in 81 or 82 my stepmom hated it, so I had that working for me.

atomicdad

It 's hard to have a consensus on "the best", but this is in my top 5

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(unwar gooney birds). Them and the Jello Police. They wear Wallabee's so they can sneak around quietly. http://clarks.zappos.com/images/719/7195419/985-192880-t.jpg http://clarks.zappos.com/images/719/7195419/985-192880-t.jpg http://clarks.zappos.com/images/719/7195419/985-192880-t.jpg http://clark...

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My God Man, you attended a baby shower? Go and reclaim your balls and dignity before you submit another post here again. Maybe you missed the jist of my post. The GUYS (very generous use of the word) walked our asses to the living room and watched the fucking draft. I've already told my wife that i...

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My God Man, you attended a baby shower? Go and reclaim your balls and dignity before you submit another post here again.

atomicdad

Oh
nevermind.

Not a good start for my first post in a couple of months

atomicdad

This might be a little simplistic, but is there a little switch either on the side or back of your HP that turns on-off the Wi-Fi. My Dell has one, and a few months back my kid switched it off for whatever reason. It took me a couple of hours to figure out what the little knuckehead had done.

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Hey Shoalzie, maybe you should look into this, it looks like it could be a sure thing.

Conjugal Harmony

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Funny Stuff, albeit a week old.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2triiYXSY8

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What's up Mod's? I thought this thread was about the Mitchell report, not another Dins v world pissing match. Isn't there enough of Din's crap littered around the rest of this board?

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