No shit, I go away for a couple of years, come back, and it is the same two dumbshits dryhumping each other. Shouldn't there be an ankle biting sub-forum set up in this place to move the crap to?Papa Willie wrote:Jesus. Are you two going to have another childhood get-together and fuck again?
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- Wed Sep 28, 2011 5:05 am
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: Vick crying about getting hit.
- Replies: 18
- Views: 1053
Re: Vick crying about getting hit.
- Wed Sep 28, 2011 4:54 am
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: you gotta love John Gruden
- Replies: 7
- Views: 620
you gotta love John Gruden
or where you not paying attention to the broadcast. It was mid to late 3rd quarter I believe and they were coming back from a tv timeout. Cameras were panning the Cowgirls finishing up a routine on the return and Grud busts out with, "I love tight slot formations", production crew quickly ...
- Tue Sep 27, 2011 4:18 am
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: How bout dem skins?
- Replies: 26
- Views: 2413
Re: How bout dem skins?
this pussified version of the NFL is getting hard to watch. That personal foul "hit on a defenseless receiver" about midway through the 4th was complete horseshit. What is the Dallas CB supposed to do, let the receiver set his feet and start upfield after the catch before he hits him. It w...
- Thu Sep 22, 2011 9:00 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: T1b Charting and Graphs
- Replies: 27
- Views: 1136
Re: T1b Charting and Graphs
I found Jesus.
- Thu Sep 22, 2011 8:28 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: T1b Charting and Graphs
- Replies: 27
- Views: 1136
Re: T1b Charting and Graphs
Scott, are you implying Rumps is just tossing his hotdog down a hallway?
- Tue Jan 12, 2010 5:11 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Did mvscal get run?
- Replies: 20
- Views: 2861
Re: Did mvscal get run?
Based on those stats, it's probably a good idea for someone to check the LoCal news sites to see if someone climbed a bell tower Monday with a M-16 and just started picking off random passersby below. Maybe, Lake Elsinore man sentenced to prison for unregistered arsenal or, CBP intercepts 11 drug s...
- Fri Nov 20, 2009 8:46 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: American Girl dolls and other stuff
- Replies: 8
- Views: 589
Re: American Girl dolls and other stuff
Lincoln Logs, ptttbbbbbbbttththhhh Some of these http://www.plastic-army-men.com/catalog/images/Toy-Galaxy-PAM-Green-&-Tan.jpg With some of this http://www.acehardwaresuperstore.com/imagemagic.php?img=images/311436.jpg&w=75&h=228&page= and a few of these http://www.blackcatfireworks....
- Fri Nov 20, 2009 3:57 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: American Girl dolls and other stuff
- Replies: 8
- Views: 589
Re: American Girl dolls and other stuff
The wife did the AG crap several years ago but girl was never into dolls, she got into softball, still is stoked with it and i'm just fine with that. Shitloads of Legos with the boy. My wife just boxed up a bunch of it and assorted pieces since the boy couldn't keep his room clean.
- Tue Nov 17, 2009 8:00 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: Dwayne Bowe suspended 4 games for steroids
- Replies: 12
- Views: 1117
Re: Dwayne Bowe suspended 4 games for steroids
One of the comments below the story Paul linked. Made me laugh.
Can you really be suspended for performance enhancing substances if it is evident that your performance was not enhanced?
- Sat Oct 17, 2009 4:19 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: Hey, Feelsdix... LET'S DO THIS.
- Replies: 49
- Views: 3727
Re: Hey, Feelsdix... LET'S DO THIS.
yea, thats the one CM
- Fri Oct 16, 2009 4:37 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: Hey, Feelsdix... LET'S DO THIS.
- Replies: 49
- Views: 3727
Re: Hey, Feelsdix... LET'S DO THIS.
Definitely some funny shit at Felix's expense.
Anybody have that music video that Orc put together.
Anybody have that music video that Orc put together.
- Thu Oct 15, 2009 7:19 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: Hey, Feelsdix... LET'S DO THIS.
- Replies: 49
- Views: 3727
Re: Hey, Feelsdix... LET'S DO THIS.
The spud fucker was looking for some Mr. Greenjeans/Cap't Kangaroo action.ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:DallasFanatic wrote:Are you trying to deflect the fact that you posed as a chick and hosted a fake contest?
Wha? Details, bro. Details. I missed this.
- Sat Oct 10, 2009 3:53 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Can anybody name someone more worthy than Barack Obama...
- Replies: 130
- Views: 5938
Re: Can anybody name someone more worthy than Barack Obama...
Here's an editorial from my morning fishwrap that put forth an interesting spin on this: http://www3.signonsandiego.com/stories/2009/oct/10/nobel-ploy/?uniontrib A Nobel ploy? Unlikely prize may be meant to sway Obama 2:00 a.m. October 10, 2009 President Obama has lived a charmed life, and now we ca...
- Tue Sep 15, 2009 4:03 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: Raiders-Dolts in game
- Replies: 61
- Views: 3753
Re: Raiders-Dolts in game
I'll take the win, but I admit, my Bolts looked like absolute horse shit. If that injury to Hardwick is serious than the O-Line will be even more fucked than they played last night. IMO, the Raiders play calling lost them that game. Why did they go away from the running game around the middle of the...
- Sat Aug 15, 2009 2:39 am
- Forum: MLB
- Topic: Cain or Lincecum??
- Replies: 8
- Views: 1163
Re: Cain or Lincecum??
Nevermind.
I just got in from a ride, flipped on the tube, 7th inning 7-0.
Oh well, I need to get a helmet cam, there is so much talent that jogs up and down the coast in the mornings and evenings, ........
- Wed Aug 12, 2009 7:09 pm
- Forum: MLB
- Topic: Cain or Lincecum??
- Replies: 8
- Views: 1163
Re: Cain or Lincecum??
Indy I agree with you on that about waiting to judge after a young pitcher has gone through the league a couple of times but there is something different about this kid. It's not that he his throwing junk balls up there and fooling batters, he's going right in a challenging them with high heaters th...
- Wed Aug 12, 2009 4:57 pm
- Forum: MLB
- Topic: Cain or Lincecum??
- Replies: 8
- Views: 1163
Re: Cain or Lincecum??
I'd go with Lincecum. Have you guys seen the Padres youngster they brought up recently, probably not I suspect. The name is Matt Latos and he has been absolute nails. He's posted a 4-1 record with a 2.53 era, and regularly hitting the high 90's with his fastball. The dude has the stuff and personali...
- Tue Jul 21, 2009 10:40 pm
- Forum: Tech and Games Forum
- Topic: Ubuntu Desktop 9.04
- Replies: 3
- Views: 911
Re: Ubuntu Desktop 9.04
Question for the linux guys. It was about two years ago I got a new laptop and made it dual boot between Vista and Ubuntu (can't recall the actual version # off hand). It all runs well, but at the time I saw there was alot of discussion regarding the hard drive start/stop or something like that that...
- Thu Jul 02, 2009 5:23 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: Predict The Future
- Replies: 39
- Views: 1663
Re: Predict The Future
My guess is Wags would be bugged, but shrug it of as to be expected considering you have established yourself as one of the commie pinkos on this board.
- Thu Jul 02, 2009 3:56 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: Predict The Future
- Replies: 39
- Views: 1663
Re: Predict The Future
Whoa, easy there scarecrow. Truthfully, I don't remember the exact details as it was 8 years ago, but I do remember that you were and still are the only one with his panties in a bunch over the deal. Criminy Man, you're going off like I just went out a bought a Toyota, or some other fur'in car. Anyw...
- Wed Jul 01, 2009 6:41 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: Predict The Future
- Replies: 39
- Views: 1663
Re: Predict The Future
In all honesty Wags I took the money and spent it on meth, 40's of OE 800 and a $20 blowjob from a toothless snaggle-faced transvestite. Greenjeans, pretty sure we were splitting rounds. Been pretty busy at work and just doing a lot of bike riding. Looking for football season to start since the Padr...
- Tue Jun 30, 2009 5:35 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: Predict The Future
- Replies: 39
- Views: 1663
Re: Predict The Future
If that's the same event then Jim's alzheimers is kicking in beacuse I won the pool - I wanted to say it was a Playoff fantasy deal, but since 9-11 was in Sept. (duh!) it may have been the year we did Fantasy baseball for cash no, different things...the money adad was holding was a $10/person pool ...
- Wed Nov 12, 2008 12:19 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: An election that broke barriers.
- Replies: 36
- Views: 1267
Re: An election that broke barriers.
Your reading comprehension skills are as piss-poor as ever I see.atomicdad wrote: 1) Anybody with a pallete for good beer knows that "seasonal brews" from the larger breweries are typically crap.
- Tue Nov 11, 2008 7:42 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: An election that broke barriers.
- Replies: 36
- Views: 1267
Re: An election that broke barriers.
Goobs, you are an idiot. 1) Anybody with a pallete for good beer knows that "seasonal brews" from the larger breweries are typically crap. 2) Sierra Nevada has taken a turn for the worse the last few years since they sold out to Anheuser-Busch 3) Sierra Nevada is brewed in Chico, CA. Sorry...
- Fri Oct 24, 2008 4:28 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: My knees are complete shit
- Replies: 52
- Views: 4718
Re: My knees are complete shit
Rack all the rants. Kid of the 70's early 80's here. Did pretty much all the same things as mentioned. Orchard fights were the bomb all though we had about a 20 acre citrus grove down the street. Grapefruits all on the low ground and the center hill populated with lemons and limes. I still can't say...
- Wed Oct 15, 2008 4:16 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Hiatt/Lovett/Mobile PET
- Replies: 22
- Views: 1063
Re: Hiatt/Lovett/Mobile PET
As always, nice pics Sam.
- Fri Oct 10, 2008 4:19 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Return to the killing grounds.
- Replies: 17
- Views: 644
Re: Return to the killing grounds.
and the beat goes on. Two more last night, one was about the same size as the previous ones, the other was a little smaller. I still think there is a big mama out there that I want to get before it dumps a litter. Todd, no way I will ever use the poison again. Tried it once and the rat crawled under...
- Thu Oct 09, 2008 5:57 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Return to the killing grounds.
- Replies: 17
- Views: 644
Re: Return to the killing grounds.
I wished, it would have been alot cheaper. To many limp-wristed, hand-wringing, PETA type pussies in my area.
- Thu Oct 09, 2008 5:51 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Return to the killing grounds.
- Replies: 17
- Views: 644
Re: Return to the killing grounds.
Nah, I was thinking more along the lines of one of those urban cougars.Dinsdale wrote:Have you considered getting a pet coyote?
- Thu Oct 09, 2008 5:47 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Return to the killing grounds.
- Replies: 17
- Views: 644
Re: Return to the killing grounds.
There were a couple of urban coyotes roamming an empty 50 acre plot of land near my house this past spring. I saw quite a few signs posted about missing cats and dogs and had to laugh. One was pretty brazen and attacked my neighbors little mutt in the middle of the day. Somebody came out and trapped...
- Thu Oct 09, 2008 5:40 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Return to the killing grounds.
- Replies: 17
- Views: 644
Re: Return to the killing grounds.
I had peanut butter slathered all over them traps, they already licked the shit off. The batch of traps i picked up aren't as sensitive as ones i've had in the past, i'll have to tweak them a bit if I start finding "clean" traps. Also, that isn't cheese, it was a piece of melon that I tied...
- Thu Oct 09, 2008 5:28 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Return to the killing grounds.
- Replies: 17
- Views: 644
Re: Return to the killing grounds.
I hate fucking cats. Why would I want one of those shitbags around all year when I only have to deal with the rats for 2-3 weeks in October?
Hell, Dinsdale, I was expecting something like, "You call those rats, those are bait for the Steelhead and Salmon runs up here in the U&L."
Hell, Dinsdale, I was expecting something like, "You call those rats, those are bait for the Steelhead and Salmon runs up here in the U&L."
- Thu Oct 09, 2008 5:03 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Return to the killing grounds.
- Replies: 17
- Views: 644
Return to the killing grounds.
No not another boring rant on the wars or the presidential campaign. No this this is close to home, in my fucking garage. My lazy ass fuck neighbors have several fruit trees in their back yard. While they pick the fruit during the summer and let me come over to pick what I want they never clean up w...
- Wed Sep 24, 2008 4:59 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: Bolts @ Raiduhs
- Replies: 15
- Views: 653
Re: Bolts @ Raiduhs
But as scary as SD is on offense, they are almost equally UN-scary on defense. The Chargers defense looked a hell of a lot better Monday night than it did in the first two games. I don't how much of that reflects a crappy Jets offense or that the defense dug a little deeper into their playbook. The...
- Fri Sep 19, 2008 4:46 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Public Schools-Outstanding!
- Replies: 14
- Views: 561
Re: Public Schools-Outstanding!
i told my daughter that if she's given numbers with which to work, do the math and hand it in. if the teacher has a problem with that or tries counting her answer incorrect because it's correct, she can talk to me about it. you figure out how to estimate after you've mastered getting the right answ...
- Tue Sep 16, 2008 5:17 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: Denver/Bolts
- Replies: 61
- Views: 2996
Re: Denver/Bolts
Borrowed this from your other post Bri, Chargers, Team Defense Int: 1 Sack: 1 Fmbl: 0 Sfty: 0 Blocked FG: 0 EP: 0 Punt: 0 All Points Allowed: 39 Def Points Allowed: 39 Net Yards Allowed: 486 ( Pass: 341 Rush: 145 ) Kick Return Yds: 212 Punt Return Yds: 15 That type of defensive effort will typically...
- Tue Sep 16, 2008 4:58 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: Denver/Bolts
- Replies: 61
- Views: 2996
Re: Denver/Bolts
I've held off commenting on this as I didn't get to see the game live Sunday, and just got to watch it last night on the dvr. What a clusterfuck of a call but like I tell the girls I coach in softball. Bad calls are going to happen, it's the nature of the game. Don't let yourself be in a position to...
- Sat Aug 30, 2008 8:05 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Let me explain why I left my pants in a rest stop bathroom.
- Replies: 21
- Views: 2029
Re: Let me explain why I left my pants in a rest stop bathroom.
R-Jack, if you pulled this off near the stops outside Atascadero or Coalinga then nobody would have been the wiser, and if it were those stops, you are a either a brave man, or a full on desperate dumbfuck to stop there with family in tow.
rack the nasty trou story.
rack the nasty trou story.
- Fri Aug 29, 2008 4:41 pm
- Forum: ARCHIVE!
- Topic: McCain's Veep
- Replies: 722
- Views: 79520
Re: McCain's Veep
I liked the headline on the article,
" McCain taps Alaska Gov. Palin"
" McCain taps Alaska Gov. Palin"
- Thu Aug 28, 2008 4:09 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: Merriman will play....
- Replies: 10
- Views: 532
Re: Merriman will play....
Yea, he's an idiot. I keep seeing the play last year when Maurice Drew hit him low, sending him cartwheeling as he was rushing the QB. One shot like that and his knee is toast. Look for some gruesome replays of a knee bending in the wrong direction in coming weeks. As Joe mentioned, management doesn...