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- Sat Sep 13, 2008 6:02 pm
- Forum: ARCHIVE!
- Topic: BAN TARDOGENES
- Replies: 54
- Views: 11409
Re: BAN TARDOGENES
The problem with Diogenes is that he has no skills.
Not only that, he has them in bold.
- Sat Sep 13, 2008 5:53 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Riding the bus - the good, the BAD
- Replies: 8
- Views: 656
Re: Riding the bus - the good, the BAD
I've never liked the fooken bus. When I was a kid, I walked to school rather take a bus, a trend that has continued until this past year, when I began commuting downtown for a job. The BAD: The heat. Why does the temperature inside the average bus always hover around 95 degrees, summer or winter? It...
- Wed Sep 10, 2008 2:58 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: And I thought I had no life...
- Replies: 48
- Views: 3330
Re: And I thought I had no life...
Don't mind me.
I'm just logging in to see my post total and assess my level of life havingness.
http://members.shaw.ca/rlongpre01/moon.html
I'm just logging in to see my post total and assess my level of life havingness.
http://members.shaw.ca/rlongpre01/moon.html
- Thu Aug 07, 2008 4:18 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: UFC 80-Something or Other Predictions
- Replies: 1
- Views: 389
UFC 80-Something or Other Predictions
GSP over Fitch
Lesnar by lay-n-pray snorefest over Herring
Herta by brutal KO over Ken-Flo
The rest are all snoozers so talk amongst yo'selves
Lesnar by lay-n-pray snorefest over Herring
Herta by brutal KO over Ken-Flo
The rest are all snoozers so talk amongst yo'selves
- Thu Aug 07, 2008 4:14 am
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: Brett Favre is now a NEW YORK JET
- Replies: 48
- Views: 3397
Re: Brett Favre is now a NEW YORK JET
PAIN!!! MURDERERS!!!
IDIOT COACHES AND GENERAL MANAGERS!!!
IDIOT COACHES AND GENERAL MANAGERS!!!
- Thu Aug 07, 2008 4:05 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Yet another PET, Aspen CO
- Replies: 32
- Views: 1918
Re: Yet another PET, Aspen CO
Isn't it bad enough that I'm already suffering here in a wine-infused period of intense Brett Favre mourning? You have to further torture me with pics of the Maroon Bells and Aspen Highlands, one of my favorite ski areas on the planet? And meanwhile, I'm stuck here in Minnesota, land of snickering V...
- Thu Jun 12, 2008 3:34 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: I'm recruiting a team of writers
- Replies: 90
- Views: 5175
Re: I'm recruiting a team of writers
Dinsdale: Okay.
Fester: Let's go.
Dinsdale: Here we are.
Fester: Right now.
Dinsdale: Let's do it.
Fester: You and me.
Dinsdale: Okay.
Fester: Alright.
Fester: Let's go.
Dinsdale: Here we are.
Fester: Right now.
Dinsdale: Let's do it.
Fester: You and me.
Dinsdale: Okay.
Fester: Alright.
- Thu Jun 12, 2008 2:03 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: I'm recruiting a team of writers
- Replies: 90
- Views: 5175
Re: I'm recruiting a team of writers
Okay, so here we go...
How about this: I'm in my apartment and you come in.
How about this: I'm in my apartment and you come in.
- Mon Jun 09, 2008 6:23 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: stick a fork in Obama because he's done
- Replies: 224
- Views: 13604
Re: stick a fork in Obama because he's done
I guess the real question is why our Pinhead-in-Chief believes pretending to conduct an orchestra is somehow part of his job as Commander in Chief and President of the United Fucking States of America.
- Sun Jun 08, 2008 2:00 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: stick a fork in Obama because he's done
- Replies: 224
- Views: 13604
Re: stick a fork in Obama because he's done
None of those musicians are even looking at Dubya. They're all trying to concentrate on the music and get it over with while Bush waves the baton around wildly to the tune of "Pop Goes the Weasel."
- Fri Jun 06, 2008 11:57 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Oil Up $11 Bucks in One Day...
- Replies: 5
- Views: 692
Oil Up $11 Bucks in One Day...
-to $138 a barrel.
That has nothing to do with supply and demand, folks.
We're fukked.
That has nothing to do with supply and demand, folks.
We're fukked.
- Thu Jun 05, 2008 4:08 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Started taking Anti Depressants again today...
- Replies: 25
- Views: 1471
Re: Started taking Anti Depressants again today...
Pickle's problem is his untreated Narcissistic Personality Disorder. The accompanying depression is merely a symptom.
http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/narcis ... DSECTION=2" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/narcis ... DSECTION=2" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
- Mon Jun 02, 2008 5:56 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: When Mexicans won't do the jobs anymore...
- Replies: 5
- Views: 651
Re: When Mexicans won't do the jobs anymore...
No answers, huh? Figures.
You always were a gutless coward.
You always were a gutless coward.
- Sat May 31, 2008 5:26 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Cul de Smack's GOLDEN RULE
- Replies: 80
- Views: 5352
Re: Cul de Smack's GOLDEN RULE
The only "Golden Rule" I see around here is that if you wait long enough, somebody goes mental. Warren giving out his name and challenging people to fights? AP in women's underpants? Pickle posting pics of his dad in a coffin?? Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket. Some of you fukkers need ...
- Sat May 31, 2008 5:04 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: When Mexicans won't do the jobs anymore...
- Replies: 5
- Views: 651
Re: When Mexicans won't do the jobs anymore...
Join the Army and spend the rest of your life collecting Welfare-style disability payments and whining about black people. I'll bet the old man was proud. What's the average day like for Stanley the Nazi Pickle? Do you loiter around the mailbox all day waiting for the mailman to drop off your gub'mi...
- Tue May 27, 2008 12:07 pm
- Forum: ARCHIVE!
- Topic: Au revio- Aufwieders-...aw, screw it...Later
- Replies: 205
- Views: 33547
Re: Au revio- Aufwieders-...aw, screw it...Later
Message boards are weird little worlds. You hang around with people, trading stories, insults, jokes, problems, etc., sometimes for years. People post pictures of their wives, kids, even their dead fathers in coffins. Some people wish you well, others urge you to kill yourself. Strange stuff. I'm no...
- Sat May 24, 2008 5:51 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: I had a mandatory meeting today
- Replies: 63
- Views: 2745
Re: I had a mandatory meeting today
Here's another dose of common sense... If a bunch of people end up dead because of negligent safety conditions in the workplace, that company will be subject to debilitating civil settlements, and will either impliment safety procedures or go bankrupt. Common sense, douche. Naive bullshit. Newsflas...
- Sat May 17, 2008 5:01 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Hey, Fester
- Replies: 7
- Views: 870
Re: Hey, Fester
It's nice to know that even for a so-called "sport" that rivals soccer, badminton and dancing around the Maypole for its sheer gayosity, the Wisconsin Obdurate Frisbee team is Number 1.
I think.
Not sure that came out right...
I think.
Not sure that came out right...
- Sat May 17, 2008 5:37 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Exclusive Pickle PET (! - penises posted by Charles de Mar)
- Replies: 32
- Views: 3051
Re: Exclusive Pickle PET (! - penises posted by Charles de Mar)
Your dog was named....
-Hershey?
-Hershey?
- Thu May 15, 2008 4:45 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Exclusive Pickle PET (! - penises posted by Charles de Mar)
- Replies: 32
- Views: 3051
Re: Exclusive Pickle PET (! - penises posted by Charles de Mar)
Don't tell me it was that easy...?Uncle Fester wrote:
Lemmee guess: She left you for a black dude?
- Mon May 12, 2008 2:10 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Real or Fake? (!)
- Replies: 12
- Views: 1231
Re: Real or Fake? (!)
Real.
And if Dinsdale will grant me a pass on the grammar, that chick is real ugly and real apt to stay that way.
And if Dinsdale will grant me a pass on the grammar, that chick is real ugly and real apt to stay that way.
- Sat May 10, 2008 7:11 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Exclusive Pickle PET (! - penises posted by Charles de Mar)
- Replies: 32
- Views: 3051
Re: Exclusive Pickle PET (! - penises posted by Charles de Mar)
Lemmee guess: She left you for a black dude?
- Fri May 09, 2008 5:00 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The Stampede from India
- Replies: 29
- Views: 2933
Re: The Stampede from India
I wasn't a gun bunny, you dimwit! That's what all the dumb kniggers did. I was a Fire Direction Specialist...FDC! I was the brains of the Artillery. As a matter of fact, I had a Top Secret Security Clearance for Nuclear Release and Alert Systems. It's funny, I had great test scores and told the rec...
- Thu May 08, 2008 4:05 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Do you wear a tie to work?
- Replies: 24
- Views: 3261
Re: Do you wear a tie to work?
Nothing says "Punch me in the face" like a bow tie. Skinny ties and knit ties rank right up there. I'm stuck wearing ties again after a 15-year hiatus. I think I look pretty damn spiffy and I get smiles from the girl, although my old man neighbor likes to yell out his door, "So you th...
- Thu May 08, 2008 3:55 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The Stampede from India
- Replies: 29
- Views: 2933
Re: The Stampede from India
Ramblings from a closet racist. Color me shocked. Merely making observations about elevator counts and some of the crazies on the streets, as opposed to making blanket condemnations of entires races of people. Not surprised you don't understand the distinction, you being the guy who joined the Army...
- Tue May 06, 2008 4:04 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The Crew - now taking applications
- Replies: 77
- Views: 6290
Re: The Crew - now taking applications
My favorite part of all this is when Dorothy slaps "The Crew" in the nose for bugging Toto.
- Tue May 06, 2008 4:01 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The Stampede from India
- Replies: 29
- Views: 2933
Re: The Stampede from India
The tally from today's elevator rides: Babaganooshies: 6 Honky-Ass MoFos: 2 Honky Bitches: 2 6-4 was the closest score all day. The rest were all 4-1, 8-2, etc. And the scary foogin black street people were out in force today -- too many to count. For some strange, unexplained reason, I wandered int...
- Mon May 05, 2008 2:49 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The Stampede from India
- Replies: 29
- Views: 2933
- Sun May 04, 2008 3:45 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The Stampede from India
- Replies: 29
- Views: 2933
The Stampede from India
I recently started a job at a large corporate headquarters here in the Twin Cities and the biggest shock to me has been the amount of employees who hail from India (etc.). Based sheerly on observations and crowded elevator rides, I'd say they outnumber white dudes by at least a 12-to-1 ratio. Meanwh...
- Sun May 04, 2008 2:52 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: My Dad...Best Dad in the World PET & RIP
- Replies: 37
- Views: 3461
Re: My Dad...Best Dad in the World PET & RIP
Other than being in the military, what was it that made your dad the "best dad in the world?"
Did he approve of your chosen path in life?
Did he approve of your chosen path in life?
- Tue Apr 22, 2008 3:00 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The old-school beer commercial thread
- Replies: 29
- Views: 3056
Re: The old-school beer commercial thread
Do a blind taste test of the generic American macros and the results may surprise you. In my informal kitchen test, Hamm's and Schlitz came out on top for my palate. The offerings from Miller, Bud, and Coors (the "acceptable" beers to the average Joe) rounded out the middle and lower tiers...
- Thu Apr 17, 2008 4:38 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: RACE WAR, CULTURE WAR, CIVIL WAR, REVOLUTION
- Replies: 54
- Views: 3126
Re: RACE WAR, CULTURE WAR, CIVIL WAR, REVOLUTION
Pickle: Not sure why I'm bothering, but Jesus Christ in a chicken basket, man, you've got to pull yourself together. You're what, in your mid-40s, no wife, no kids, no job that I can tell, pre-occupied with posting racial slurs on message boards? You fantasize about how great life would have been un...
- Sun Apr 13, 2008 2:30 am
- Forum: Hockey
- Topic: nd is about to win the national title (fuck you goobs)
- Replies: 15
- Views: 892
Re: nd is about to win the national title (fuck you goobs)
Notre Dame got spanked. They got screwed on the disallowed goal, but BC was better and luckier.
The Badgers need to replace Mike Eaves with Mark Fooken Johnson and then they'll be back.
The Badgers need to replace Mike Eaves with Mark Fooken Johnson and then they'll be back.
- Sun Apr 13, 2008 2:21 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The old-school beer commercial thread
- Replies: 29
- Views: 3056
- Fri Apr 11, 2008 10:03 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Quick. Check your bottled beer...!!!!
- Replies: 43
- Views: 1064
Re: Quick. Check your bottled beer...!!!!
Nish: Didn't Fuller's have a fire at the brewery? In my head, I imagine Fuller's and Sammy Smith's to be of the old school -- beautiful, ornate breweries with outstanding tasting rooms staffed by buxom, beautiful women. Have you toured Smith's brewery as well? Their Nut Brown Ale was always a favori...
- Fri Apr 11, 2008 5:11 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: New Olympic Sport
- Replies: 10
- Views: 534
Re: New Olympic Sport
For a fee, this guy will come to your house and take out a beehive.
Coolest torch lighting of all time:
Coolest torch lighting of all time:
- Thu Apr 10, 2008 10:24 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Yet another reason why living in LA sucks
- Replies: 7
- Views: 436
Re: Yet another reason why living in LA sucks
Toof, I always thought you lived in the wind chime covered treehouse that was featured on your old website. Speaking of which, I can't find the site anymore.
What the hail am I supposed to do if I get a wind chime jones at 3:00 a.m.? Find an all-night Menards?
What the hail am I supposed to do if I get a wind chime jones at 3:00 a.m.? Find an all-night Menards?
- Wed Apr 09, 2008 10:03 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: RACK that crusty old man
- Replies: 9
- Views: 390
Re: RACK that crusty old man
Well sometimes it's enough already, and you just want to get some sleep.
- Wed Apr 09, 2008 5:07 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Quick. Check your bottled beer...!!!!
- Replies: 43
- Views: 1064
Re: Quick. Check your bottled beer...!!!!
Back in college, I used to go to the Essen Haus in Madison for pretzels, polka, and a great beer called Dortmunder Union. I think they had two kinds, Export and DAB. Anyone ever have it?
- Tue Apr 08, 2008 4:46 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Quick. Check your bottled beer...!!!!
- Replies: 43
- Views: 1064
Re: Quick. Check your bottled beer...!!!!
I've sampled just about every beer known to man, but I always end up with these in my top three (aside from Hamm's, of course):
Summit Extra Pale Ale (brewed in St. Paul)
Fuller's London Pride
Fuller's ESB
I've never been a fan of anything brewed by Sam Adams.
Summit Extra Pale Ale (brewed in St. Paul)
Fuller's London Pride
Fuller's ESB
I've never been a fan of anything brewed by Sam Adams.