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by Uncle Fester
Wed Mar 30, 2005 5:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Do you believe that Jesus Christ rose from the dead?
Replies: 277
Views: 22577

I always liked the story -- at least selected parts of it -- much more than the religion.
by Uncle Fester
Tue Mar 29, 2005 9:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Do you believe that Jesus Christ rose from the dead?
Replies: 277
Views: 22577

Since my colleague made the positive existential statement that there must be life on other planets, all he has to do is give some scientific evidence - biochemical, mechanical, etc. Mathematical conjecture based on numbers he pulled out of his ass does not qualify. At all. My only problem with you...
by Uncle Fester
Tue Mar 29, 2005 6:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Do you believe that Jesus Christ rose from the dead?
Replies: 277
Views: 22577

Mike wrote: Real science cannot deal with issues like life after death, the nature of God and souls, the nature of good and evil.
Don't tell these guys. One of these days they're going to get a ghost on camera eating a sandwich.

http://www.researchwebcam.com/
by Uncle Fester
Tue Mar 29, 2005 5:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Do you believe that Jesus Christ rose from the dead?
Replies: 277
Views: 22577

RACK the unlock.

Over? Did you say over? Nothing is over until we decide it is...
by Uncle Fester
Tue Mar 29, 2005 5:05 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Do you believe that Jesus Christ rose from the dead?
Replies: 277
Views: 22577

MTLR wrote: The folks who argue that there MUST be (or IS) life outside of Earth do so without a shred of scientific EVIDENCE. No amount of projection based on what they see on this planet is EVIDENCE. It may be a hypothesis, but it is not EVIDENCE. Stating that my colleague's belief in extraterres...
by Uncle Fester
Mon Mar 28, 2005 10:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Do you believe that Jesus Christ rose from the dead?
Replies: 277
Views: 22577

Jesus attended a wedding and they ran out of wine to drink. After His disciples filled six water pots with water Jesus caused the water to become very tasty wine. True, but when the groom said, "Can you make it something in a Merlot?" Jesus smote him over the head with one of the flower a...
by Uncle Fester
Mon Mar 28, 2005 7:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Do you believe that Jesus Christ rose from the dead?
Replies: 277
Views: 22577

...but they all went on willingly to deaths just about as brutal as Jesus' was. People just don't do that for a scam- especially a scam of their own making.
Sin,

Jonestown
Heaven's Gate
The Branch Davidians
Islamist Jihadists

etc.
by Uncle Fester
Mon Mar 28, 2005 5:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Do you believe that Jesus Christ rose from the dead?
Replies: 277
Views: 22577

I never understood why Mary went back to the tomb. The body was wrapped in linen and adorned with spices per Jewish custom. So why did she go back yet again with more spices to do it all over again? And how did she plan on getting past the guard? How did she plan on getting past the giant stone that...
by Uncle Fester
Mon Mar 28, 2005 5:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Do you believe that Jesus Christ rose from the dead?
Replies: 277
Views: 22577

Jesus should have opened a clinic. He would have cleaned up.
by Uncle Fester
Tue Mar 22, 2005 8:18 pm
Forum: Cooking Forum
Topic: Burgers
Replies: 19
Views: 1744

Burgers

Had a burger at Champs the other night that fooken rocked.

How do they make burgers like that?

Your best burger secrets pealse. TIA.
by Uncle Fester
Wed Feb 16, 2005 10:39 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: The One Week Wytch War
Replies: 72
Views: 8534

^^^^ :) :) :) !!!!
by Uncle Fester
Wed Feb 16, 2005 5:50 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: The One Week Wytch War
Replies: 72
Views: 8534

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by Uncle Fester
Mon Feb 14, 2005 5:12 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: The One Week Wytch War
Replies: 72
Views: 8534

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by Uncle Fester
Wed Feb 09, 2005 5:44 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: i want to share a pic with you all, some of you can relate
Replies: 65
Views: 6609

Star Trek convention?
by Uncle Fester
Wed Feb 09, 2005 4:52 pm
Forum: Cooking Forum
Topic: Advice on Indian Food?
Replies: 50
Views: 4960

Just order a plain hamburger and a glass of Hamm's.
by Uncle Fester
Wed Jan 26, 2005 9:21 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: What's the dumbest thing you ever did as a kid?
Replies: 143
Views: 16660

At this point, we should have learned something. He wanted to “get me back” so my next turn he goes onto the road full speed into 4th gear. It is a gravel road and we are going about 30 mph. The mower topples with me on it. I roll on the gravel, two rocks got lodged into my elbow and were later rem...
by Uncle Fester
Wed Jan 26, 2005 5:22 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: What's the dumbest thing you ever did as a kid?
Replies: 143
Views: 16660

Dumb? * Washed the whitewalls on my pop's new car with a Brillo pad. Then I started in on the painted side panels... * Drove my cousin's mini-bike down the middle of the highway. * Filled a sleeping bag full of pillows, got in, and threw myself down a flight of stairs. * Created a near riot at schoo...
by Uncle Fester
Wed Jan 19, 2005 11:33 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Guess this is as good a reason as any...How would you react?
Replies: 62
Views: 6433

IndyFrisco wrote:
No shit. True story here.

My girlfriend in high school has the nastiest tasting...etc.
Sometimes sharing is not caring.
by Uncle Fester
Wed Jan 19, 2005 11:22 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Someone's parents need a good slapping.
Replies: 57
Views: 10537

Yeah, explain the "big joke" you English wise apple.

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Anthony Minge

"Tony" "Bob Saget"
Varsity Volleyball, Cross-Country
Band, English Literature, Hall Monitor
"I wandered lonely as a cloud..."
by Uncle Fester
Wed Jan 19, 2005 9:19 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Someone's parents need a good slapping.
Replies: 57
Views: 10537

Sorry.

I think I'm okay now.
by Uncle Fester
Wed Jan 19, 2005 9:04 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Someone's parents need a good slapping.
Replies: 57
Views: 10537

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"Chucks" "Cinderblock"
Hockey, Football, Auto Shop
"Don't kick him in the balls unless you want to answer to me"
Metal Shop, Woodshop 401, Lunch
by Uncle Fester
Wed Jan 19, 2005 8:56 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Someone's parents need a good slapping.
Replies: 57
Views: 10537

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"Kenny Banya" "Mr. Saturday Night"
Glee Club, Prop Comedy Stars, Improv,
Emcee - TalentFest 1993
"I'm a card -- but I can be dealt with!"
Drama club, Freshman Tennis, Soph. Cross-Country
Henny's Youngmen
by Uncle Fester
Wed Jan 19, 2005 8:44 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Someone's parents need a good slapping.
Replies: 57
Views: 10537

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"Brewski" "The Big Pickle"
Football Cptn., All Conf. Flanker, Basketball, Baseball
"Hide the keg, Dude!"
Homecoming King, Coors Light Boyz, Study Hall
by Uncle Fester
Wed Jan 19, 2005 8:37 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Someone's parents need a good slapping.
Replies: 57
Views: 10537

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"Jack U Up"
CrimeBustas, Boot Camp, Juvie
"Oh my god, he's gotta knife!"
Word to mah boyz, Cripssta
by Uncle Fester
Wed Jan 19, 2005 8:32 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Someone's parents need a good slapping.
Replies: 57
Views: 10537

http://www.electraisd.net/images/alumni/Clark_Christy.jpg "Chrissy" "Clarkstie" "Bitch" Varsity Cheerleading, Gymnastics, Glee Club "That is sooo cool, omigod." Debs, Intern - TJ Maxx Buyer's Training, Homecoming Court, Ditzies, My Little Pony Club "Mr. ...
by Uncle Fester
Wed Jan 19, 2005 8:27 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Someone's parents need a good slapping.
Replies: 57
Views: 10537

Someone...please help me...
by Uncle Fester
Wed Jan 19, 2005 8:26 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Someone's parents need a good slapping.
Replies: 57
Views: 10537

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"Mike"
Study Hall, Math Club.
by Uncle Fester
Wed Jan 19, 2005 8:21 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Someone's parents need a good slapping.
Replies: 57
Views: 10537

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"Jay (Son to You!)" "El Rushbo"
Econ 404., Young Republicans, Forensics,
History club, DECCA, School Store Treasurer,
"I find your arguments disingenuous"
NRA, Hitler Youth
by Uncle Fester
Wed Jan 19, 2005 8:09 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Someone's parents need a good slapping.
Replies: 57
Views: 10537

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"Mr. Vegas" "Le Tornado"
Card Club, Prestidigitators Society,
"Let it ride, Baby."
Car Club, Sophomore Volleyball
by Uncle Fester
Wed Jan 19, 2005 8:01 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Someone's parents need a good slapping.
Replies: 57
Views: 10537

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"Deems-Yo-Yo" "The Gent"
Varsity Football-Tailback, Basketball, Rap Club
"I am down wich you, girl."
Da Thugs, Choir, Homecoming Court, Steppin' Club
by Uncle Fester
Wed Jan 19, 2005 7:56 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Someone's parents need a good slapping.
Replies: 57
Views: 10537

http://www.electraisd.net/images/alumni/Hudson_Darrell.jpg "De-Fens" "Boss Hogg" "Boo-Yah" Varsity Football, All-State Left Tackle, Electronics, Drafting, Mr. Waterbury's Homeroom "Where ya going, Pencilneck?" 4H, Varsity Softball Catcher "All we are is ...
by Uncle Fester
Wed Jan 19, 2005 7:52 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Someone's parents need a good slapping.
Replies: 57
Views: 10537

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"Jenn" "Cow Patty"
4H, Varsity Macrame, Home-ec,
"Breaks the Ice at Parties"
Mr. Downs' Homeroom, Pom-pom Jr. Varsity
by Uncle Fester
Wed Jan 19, 2005 7:49 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Someone's parents need a good slapping.
Replies: 57
Views: 10537

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"Pinky" "Johnny Wad" "Buzzy"
V. Hockey, Football, Industrial Arts.
"You want some of this?
Snowmobile Club.
by Uncle Fester
Tue Jan 18, 2005 9:35 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: ok, fuck it.
Replies: 148
Views: 21538

If you're gonna be an alkie, at least do it with the clean and refreshing taste of Hamm's.

Hamm's.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

Hamm's.