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gave a blank check to a short little black lady who knocked on the door and claimed she was an encyclopedia saleswoman.

i was 9.

the bitch got away with 200 bucks and the parental units beat the shit out of me.

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Bacefelice wrote:baby.
back row middle don't front.

bode you for making someone want to reach through the monitor and choke you.

i don't remember you ever being this annoying.

and we're at about shinehead o'connor annoying right now, so...

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Bacefelice wrote:zeers. I'm that big today. Two and a half years ago I was fucking svelte.

LOLSHUTTHEFUCKUPFUCKBAGASSCANNIBAL.

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Bacefelice wrote:
IRIE LAGOS wrote:wrong, if you're sitting on 250lbs, you're sitting on
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signed,

Bace

circa two and one half years ago.

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Bacefelice wrote:
!zzubevol wrote:if you want to pursue this angle
no. I could probably hit your g-spot if you were on your knees.

stop pushing up on me, you bitch.

i still have scabs from last time.

ps: logan - thats what i'm talken 'bout !!!

jct is a very bad man.

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actually, irie - i'm thinken most of these fucks have been laid. i am also thinken i know this because uh, well, nevermind about that. one pile-on is enough for today... let's just chalk it up to practical experience. and stuff. No wonder these fucks always try and push up on you. goddamn. for some...

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actually, irie - i'm thinken most of these fucks have been laid. i am also thinken i know this because uh, well, nevermind about that. one pile-on is enough for today... let's just chalk it up to practical experience. and stuff. And, Buzzer, nobody hates you here. Well- none of the heterosexuals any...

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IRIE LAGOS wrote:
!zzubevol wrote:aren't meth-heads supposed to be really skinny ?
I've been skinny my whole life, as for that pic(KC trollstop/tourstop), I was
2 yrs clean from meth.

i was referring to the wife unit.

duh.

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don't worry, irie.

they hate me too.

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aren't meth-heads supposed to be really skinny ?

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not familiar with MS, really... is that where all the 'crippple' jokes come from ? sad to say, but yes that is where said jokes come from. Thing is it's not a laughing matter, unless you're a nameles,faceless asshole on the internet. Hey, asshole, you could have remained faceless, yet you just coul...

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i've come to the conclusion that Irie should give his computer away.

i have also deduced that when Headhunter is typing, sig material is guaranteed.

this shit is unbelievably funny.

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racks all the way around.

DMike
SlimeX
chowd
Uncle Nev
jimmy meds
toddowen
and even you, Irie -
'specially you.

you guys are evil.

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fuck the title of the thread.

it has become a moot point at this point.

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You guys have pretty stupid drug laws. The only way you could possibly get any jail time for weed in Canada, is if you are involved in organised crime. Otherwise, they could care less if you have a little weed. That's the way it should be you guys have a pretty stupid health care system. i think i'...

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Bacefelice wrote:
Headhunter wrote: nameless, faceless assholes
I will use buzzer's lipstick and draw a face on her bum with her dimehole as the mouth. then I will get oral from her butt.

rock on.

maybe now i can finally quit the ex-lax.

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i don't suppose the day that some poor fool slash meth head slash paraplegic slash redneck alcoholic - offs himself, that any one of you guys will feel remotely guilty.

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IRIE LAGOS wrote:buzz, did you miss the part of my life when I got
diagnosed with MS last April.

MS?

lemme think... april 2004.

i woulda been in the 314, till mid june or so, therefore not online.

indeed i did miss that one.

not familiar with MS, really... is that where all the 'crippple' jokes come from ?

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PrimeX wrote:
trev wrote: Did you get taken out by a scooter gang on your paper route?

Bwah! Rack trev!!

double racks.

black boys on mopeds, perhaps ?

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the point was for Irie to answer, you fucking doorknob.

goddamn.

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You guys have pretty stupid drug laws. The only way you could possibly get any jail time for weed in Canada, is if you are involved in organised crime. Otherwise, they could care less if you have a little weed. That's the way it should be you guys have a pretty stupid health care system. i think i'...

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traumatizing you, sir has traumatized me.

seriously.

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i do believe i just persuaded Irie Lagos to submit to my strange and unusual experiments. IL - vicodin, why ? mary jane, whatever. 1463% of youse guys gets baked, and out of that 1461% of youse are parental units that get baked prior to driving the offspring to and fro... thats your damage, not mine...

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IRIE LAGOS wrote:
Loganfan wrote:You DO realize I draw the line at Pot, right? :wink:
so do I bro'. My days of coke and crank are long gone. :D

would you willing to submit a urine specimen, and three strands of hair to verify this ?

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john frusciante.

besides that, a few of you have perfect lists.

and damn.

some of you have really bad taste.

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Nice buzz,

i hope you have one.

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so basically you're all a bunch of crackheads, half of whom are in denial.

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hehe, PSUDahmerrrRACK !

kevnic - almost 2, is still a baby to me, i'm a mom, duh ! you've got a beautiful almost 2 year old. rack you, good job !

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THAT ^ ^ ^ baby looks like an angel.

no shit. killer eyeballs.

beautiful.

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holy crap you're a pervert !!!

yoou should write romance novels.

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red alert ! patsy stone is here. however she isn't cat fight material. she's cute. and seems cool. i like her. therefore, it wouldn't be fun. just sayen. besides that, ab fab is my second most favorite show ever.

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i prefer fighting of any kind with males.

i think thats fairly obvious.

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i don't know about crack but i got the munchies.

and the hiccups.

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you're evil.

i love it.

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you just talked about yourself in third person.

that and there are some cute boys posting here.

damn. i think i need glasses.

ps: i've got some very damn cute new school pics of those nieces.

you'll love em.

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fuck yeah i am, sucks. i wouldn't mind at all, plowing/blowing/shoveling snow, drinking much beer and watching football with you (SHIT - JUST THINK OF THE ENDLESS POSSIBILITIES IF WE COULD HIJACK UNCLE JACK TOO!!!) in fact, that would fucking rock. it might even make me cry, or at least sniffle. jus...

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has anybody ever told you that you're kind of sexy when you're pissed?

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damn, luther.

(i tried, but i'm snowed in. i get a free pass today.)

so that was YOU, sending me emails from 'Hot Carl.'

eeek.

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T Rex.

rack you.

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