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Goober McTuber

No, it's your fault that you suck out loud at message boarding. And yet you can’t refute a single one of my arguments. You're basic premise is that whiskey is vile and nobody likes it. So you build your whole "argument" on a blatant falsehood. You're a simple-minded contrarian troll. It's...

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Mikey wrote: ↑Mon Apr 29, 2019 5:15 pm I'm glad you realize that, you senile drunken retard.

Now you're bringing it, fatso.

Goober McTuber · Re: Bernie is playing dirty Papa Willie wrote: ↑Mon Apr 29, 2019 4:03 pm

Papa Willie wrote: ↑Mon Apr 29, 2019 4:03 pm

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Mikey wrote: ↑Mon Apr 29, 2019 4:01 pm I can see that you guys have really upped your Smack game with lots of fresh new material.

Keep up the good work.

Yeah, we can't all be smack giants like Mikey.

Goober McTuber

No, it's your fault that you suck out loud at message boarding.

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Then I guess it's not my fault that you're a pint-sized pinhead drunken retard either.

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Liars gonna lie. That the President of the United States doesn't tell the truth -- a lot -- is not new news. And so, while the fact that President Donald Trump has now said more than 10,000 false or misleading things in his first 827 days in office, according to The Washington Post Fact Checker, is ...

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I call two other posters retards. You're like no, you're a retard. Have another drink, shorty. It's almost 8 AM.

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Kierland wrote: ↑Mon Apr 29, 2019 2:35 pm You still don’t get it do you leatherman? You are so pickled you can’t even follow a simple line of thought. You are not drinking whiskey for the taste. Nobody does.

You continue to be full of shit. Film at 10.

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You have to chuckle at someone who thinks Air France > The Beatles.

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Left Seater wrote: ↑Mon Apr 29, 2019 1:21 am Keep flailing. If they wanted to ban guns and certain knives then say it. But to say all weapons are banned is bullshit.

Sounds like your HR folks suck at vocabulary.

You really are an obtuse fucking moron. Everybody understands the signage except for you.

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Kierland wrote: ↑Mon Apr 29, 2019 5:15 am
Goober McTuber wrote: ↑Sun Apr 28, 2019 10:33 pm Are you kidding? They'll even let retards get married.
I can tell. Poor girl.

IKHIBWAY? Way to up your game, short stuff.

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Are you kidding? They'll even let retards get married. Melty's been married at least twice, you drunken fucking midget. I bet Sirfuckafist even has a non-binary partner. So after your cripple fight with the midget, now you're trying suck his nublette again. Figures. It's what fags do, I guess... Ca...

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Any other lies you stupid babbling fuck? You're the one who copped to drinking Jaegershit to get buzzed, you lying pint-sized pinhead. And then you turned that into being a straight up lush you gasoline swilling lying assed cow hide. Any other shit arguments as to why you drink lighter fluid? It is...

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Papa Willie wrote: ↑Sun Apr 28, 2019 11:04 pm
Goober McTuber wrote: ↑Sun Apr 28, 2019 10:35 pm
Kierland wrote: ↑Fri Apr 26, 2019 1:47 am Any other lies you stupid babbling fuck?
You're the one who copped to drinking Jaegershit to get buzzed, you lying pint-sized pinhead.
And you're sucking his dick in another thread. What a diarrhea-dicked fag you are sometimes.

Toolio is shit and needles. Melty is shit and penises.

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Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Sun Apr 28, 2019 3:25 am Fuck the Beatles

Which ones do you want to fuck first? The ones that are alive or the ones that are dead?

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Maybe you should look up the word weapon in a dictionary. You are all worked up because your office made a poor word choice in a poor policy and you didn’t think to call them out on it first. No, they made a word choice that all of the people who work there understand. To help out tards like yourse...

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[Not really. You can babble like a retard, so there's that. Let's try one more time, corky. Do you think we should arm our teachers? You really are going senile. Go back and read my takes in this thread, and take a few notes before posting more dribble. I already did. As usual, they weren't worth r...

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Kierland wrote: ↑Fri Apr 26, 2019 1:47 am Any other lies you stupid babbling fuck?

You're the one who copped to drinking Jaegershit to get buzzed, you lying pint-sized pinhead.

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Are you kidding? They'll even let retards get married. Melty's been married at least twice, you drunken fucking midget. I bet Sirfuckafist even has a non-binary partner.

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12 pages of right-wing meltage over a 29-year-old freshman representative. Outfuckingstanding.

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You honestly believe that people voted for those Dems in the hopes of perpetuating these investigations? You are fucking delusional. That's not the change I'm looking for. Yes, you wet-brained mongoloid. Those Dems were elected to hold the unaccountable Trump cabal accountable. Tell me you knew. If...

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Papa Willie wrote: ↑Thu Apr 25, 2019 7:02 pm And McJussie in with the mega-melt!

A melt? You're reaching, fatso. I laugh at you right wingnuts.

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Those aren't weapons, you fucking moron. Get a clue. By your definition, an office chair is a weapon. My fists are a weapon. Fucking right wing tards bitch and moan about Screwball, then offer up arguments like this. Go fuck yourself.

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I'm just saying that I believe a significant chunk of the voting public wants to move on from the investigations, and if the Dems keep pushing that, they'll pay at the ballot box. Yeah, well, a "significant chunk" of the voting public just elected the Dems in midterm landslides to do exac...

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And if the Dems keep pushing forward with multiple investigations, it won't matter who they pick. That person will get smoked in the general. We should keep allowing Donald to behave with impunity. I'm just saying that I believe a significant chunk of the voting public wants to move on from the inv...

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Obtuse Seater wrote: ↑Thu Apr 25, 2019 6:23 pm
Goober McTuber wrote: ↑Wed Apr 24, 2019 9:42 pm Hell, my office forbids all weapons.
That’s unlikely. So there are no knives or forks? No letter openers? No paperweights? No glass? Etc, etc, etc.

Most people don't consider silverware and office supplies as weapons. Troll on.

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Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Thu Apr 25, 2019 5:23 pm
Goober McTuber wrote: ↑Thu Apr 25, 2019 5:18 pm I doubt that Biden's the one to get that done.
Then who is?

Not convinced that such a person has stepped forward yet. And if the Dems keep pushing forward with multiple investigations, it won't matter who they pick. That person will get smoked in the general.

Goober McTuber

It's really early in the process, but... At this point, it appears the Dems are doing everything they can to ensure the reelection of Donald Trump. Rs are scared shitless at Biden surviving the primary because he'll crush Trump. Not my ideal candidate but all I care about is Trump getting booted fr...

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Joe in PB wrote: ↑Thu Apr 25, 2019 4:08 pm
I can formulate an accurate take

Not really. You can babble like a retard, so there's that. Let's try one more time, corky. Do you think we should arm our teachers?

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Sudden Sam wrote: ↑Thu Apr 25, 2019 2:02 pm It's really early in the process, but...

At this point, it appears the Dems are doing everything they can to ensure the reelection of Donald Trump.

No shit.

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Marty is a master with the crayons. Rememebr the SNL Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer?

Marty needs to get out his crayons and do a Tiny Drunken Pinhead Lawyer. What say you Schlomart?

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FiatLux wrote: ↑Thu Apr 25, 2019 6:52 am Rack the Clip Show !

This why the NBA is the greatest sport in America.

I laughed. Uproariously.

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Papa Willie wrote: ↑Thu Apr 25, 2019 2:31 am You don't have enough time to wipe your ass, McJussie.

I'm sure you'll volunteer to help, Melty.

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Who? Never mind, sleep it off and try again later, Melty. Right over his fat, misshapen head. :lol: :lol: :lol: Shouldn't you be arguing with your little midget friend? I can take enough time off from that to kick your fat ass. Went to a fish fry place last Friday and noticed Friday was half-price ...

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I copy and paste from a website. Just to keep you bitches informed.

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Papa Willie wrote: ↑Wed Apr 24, 2019 10:06 pm
Goober McTuber wrote: ↑Wed Apr 24, 2019 10:01 pm
Papa Willie wrote: ↑Wed Apr 24, 2019 9:26 pm IKYABWAI

I just used your quote.

Because you're too fucking stupid to come up with an idea of your own.

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Mikey wrote: ↑Wed Apr 24, 2019 9:33 pm You're just jealous because you're still driving the same 1997 Corolla you got to celebrate your GED.

I call more bullshit. No way Melty would fit in the driver's seat of a 1997 Corolla.

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Kierland wrote: ↑Wed Apr 24, 2019 2:25 pm G35 in garage for long trips.

I call bullshit. My wife has a G35. You couldn't reach the pedals.

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Papa Willie wrote: ↑Wed Apr 24, 2019 9:26 pm IKYABWAI

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