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PSUFAN wrote:No shotgun? I call Bullshit.

"Super Volunteer"? Methinks:

Well, that worked out rather nicely.

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That's nothing, Zclown, check this out: DATE TRANSACTION LOCATION CHECK NUMBER VALUE POINTS Friday, March 17, 2006 Redeem/Track Mustang Ranch 1866 $0.00 $300.00 Wednesday, March 15, 2006 Redeem/Track Mustang Ranch 1715 $0.00 $300.00 Friday, March 10, 2006 Redeem/Track Mustang Ranch 1272 $0.00 $300.0...

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Derron wrote:The classic jerking arm limbs and failing shows dude snorts enough crank to kill a fucking horse, and toucompletely alter his normally fucked up speech patterns, into gibberish that even Ozzy could not understand.

Ozzy, your thoughts?

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As for velo's question about why mvscum generaly gets a pass for his racist drivel around here... That's how the lefties like it. He is their idea of what those on the right are 'really' like, simplistic, bigoted and intelectualy weak. Don’t underestimate your own contributions in that regard. Link...

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I’m going with; you’re a fucking idiot. Dude threw the cup away, terminating his possession of said cup. EOS.

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mothster wrote:
mvscal wrote:
Roach wrote: Who is the only person who ever shot John Wayne in the back in a movie? And which movie?

Some gook in Sands of Iwo Jima.
bruce dern

Bruce Dern played a Japanese soldier? That’s as bad as when the Duke himself played Genghis Khan.

Goober McTuber

Hey, Risa, if we want to read the political punditry of shutyomouth, we’ll go over to .net and do so. You don’t need to cut and paste large chunks of it over here. Ignorant cunt. Whatever, man. If that philly article is real, shutyomouth was doing a good service by informing those of us who hadn't ...

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Hey, Risa, if we want to read the political punditry of shutyomouth, we’ll go over to .net and do so. You don’t need to cut and paste large chunks of it over here. Ignorant cunt.

Goober McTuber

Cicero wrote:Its good to be loved.

Sometimes it's just a good fucking.

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Cicero wrote:Thanks Bizz.

Damned by faint praise much?

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Working on my 18th year of marriage, but in the 18 years prior, I never had a problem getting laid. And no, they weren't all 10's but a shitload of 7's and 8's. Aren't you special. Who the fuck are YOU again? Don't bother answering, Goobster. I know exactly what YOU are...another supercilious punk ...

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Lydia Pense was fuckin' hot.....30 years ago. And fronted one of the best bands in the Bay Area. But...I wouldn't expect a poser like you to have any idea at all about that. http://www.jmmgarza.com/images/lydiapense.jpeg http://www.wolfgangsvault.com/images/catalog/detail/ZZZ007155-PP.jpg I remembe...

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Diogenes wrote:As for velo's question about why mvscum generaly gets a pass for his racist drivel around here...

That's how the lefties like it. He is their idea of what those on the right are 'really' like, simplistic, bigoted and intelectualy weak.

Don’t underestimate your own contributions in that regard.

Goober McTuber

He's smarter than anyone in here besides Velocet. He’s smarter than you and Fraudo, and that’s about it. If you seriously believe that, then you're dumber than I thought you were. I seriously believe the man is a gibbering fucktard. That puts him right about the level of you and Fraudo. You’re hard...

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Cicero wrote: He's smarter than anyone in here besides Velocet.

He’s smarter than you and Fraudo, and that’s about it.

Goober McTuber

Why all the hate for Picker? She's shown a willingness to fuck Trolls™, for chrissake. And since most of you couldn't get laid in a whorehouse even if you had a full weekend's gross from M2's windchime booth, I'd say you should be nice to any woman kind, blind, or devoid of self-of-steam enough to ...

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First of all, will there be a prenup? Second of all, marriage is not at all a bad thing. Its the divorce part that's killer. See, and there's the problem. So many of us, including myself, just assuming that there will be a divorce of the parties. Third, are you going to Vegas for this? It is fact t...

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Ucunt,

Thought and prayers to the poor slunt whose best option in life was marrying you.

Goober McTuber

Risa wrote:so who are the bigger pussies?

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Another factor contributing to the tolerance shown mvscal in this wise is the respect he's accorded as a poster in the more general sense. Bag on KC Paul 3.0, Raidah James and Cicero all you want, Goobs, but the thing they have in common from my point of view is that they're all stalwart regulars i...

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mvscal wrote:I am a racist

Glad we finally cleared that up.

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Now look at this thread. Mvscal posts what he does and gets a bunch of approval ? mvscal is trolling for reactions, that what he lives for. Not necessary for him to even believe the things he posts, so long as he gets the attention. The three who chimed in their support are three of the biggest tar...

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I didn’t see anywhere in this thread where Jimmy Medicare denied that that his wife is pushing 3 bills. So what have we learned? That

a) Jimmy’s a liberal.
b) Jimmy’s married to a fat white whore. Therefore,
c) Jimmy is probably black.

Goober McTuber

See You Next Wednesday wrote:I doubt I will waste one more second of my life caring about smokers and their "rights".

See You Next Tuesday.

Goober McTuber

TooFukkenBad for smokers. Wraping your polefloaties around those things isn't something the population with more grey matter should have to deal with. Go fuck yourself if you don't like that. Also, go fuck yourself for driving up my healthcare costs. Feel the same about fat fucks getting their gull...

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If you think Bush is Hitler or "eerily similar" to Hitler, you are a fucking idiot. Period. "NATURALLY THE COMMON PEOPLE DONT WANT WAR, BUT AFTER ALL IT IS THE LEADERS OF A COUNTRY THAT DETERMINE THE POLICY. ITS ALWAYS A SIMPLE MATTER TO DRAG PEOPLE ALONG WHETHER ITS A DEMOCRACY, A F...

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mvscal wrote:
Terry in Crapchester wrote:If that's a reportable offense, then education is dead.
Education is dead when you have moronic simpletons claiming that Bush is Hitler in Geography class.

You’ve got a point there. They should be teaching that in the Poli Sci class.

Goober McTuber

WOW. Such a double standard when it comes to the Left on this board. Its a geography class. A Bush/Hitler comparison does not fit into the discussion and comparing Bush to Hitler is unexcusable. That teacher has an agenda and it is Anti-American, and no way should those kids have to listen to his a...

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Cicero wrote:A Bush/Hitler comparison does not fit into the discussion and comparing Bush to Hitler is unexcusable.

Good point. Hitler was a much better public speaker, and much more able to remain upright on a bicycle. No comparison.

Goober McTuber

1. Who won the ladies' Super G at the 1998 Nagano games?

Picabo Street

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Sirfindafold wrote:
Mr T wrote:Cheney shot a rich old white guy....I am not shedding a tear or caring. Neither is the rich old white guy. Why the fuck are yall?
Why the fuck does it matter that he's white?

Only matters for the daily bag limit. Much lower daily bag limit on rich old black guys. For obvious reasons.

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Yeah, believe it or not, once you buy a matress, you can do whatever the fuck you want with it.. Bullshit. Just try giving it to Goodwill. Try as you might, you'll never hit paydirt Might have something to do with the condition of your “mattress”, Cooder. http://www.photo.net/cr/sj-bum-74.jpg

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mvscal wrote:Why would I disappear when you are doing such a fine job of kicking your own hysterical ass up and down this thread?

Oh but you aren't making it political or anything. What a fucking tool.

What a hand-wringing pantload.

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This would be a wonderful time to let all elected officials know that they are not above the law, by making Cheney face charges. Anything specific or will you just be making something up as usual? They let them off with a warning. The department gave Cheney and Whittington warning citations for bre...

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mvscal wrote:I'd still rather go hunting with Dick Cheney than accept a ride home from Ted Kennedy.

I’d rather go bar-hopping with Bill Clinton.

Goober McTuber

Trampis wrote:Just another incident of....the ineptitude of the Bush administration

Rack.

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Cuda wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:No, it was neither. It was just your standard, run-of-the-mill “Oh look, Cuda is still clueless fucktard” smack. You really do suck at this.
^^^ Yep, definitely "I know you are, but what am I?" smack.

Your rubber/glue smack is much tighter, btw

Yep, definitely as clueless as ever.

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Oooooh. HyMoronic breaks out his patented "I'm rubber, you're glue" smack. No, if I suggested you were ankle-biting, that might be rubber-glue. I suggested that you were trying to protect your poor, defenseless little buddy. Kind of like jtr coming to the defense of Dinsdale. And you stil...

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Oooooh. HyMoronic breaks out his patented "I'm rubber, you're glue" smack. No, if I suggested you were ankle-biting, that might be rubber-glue. I suggested that you were trying to protect your poor, defenseless little buddy. Kind of like jtr coming to the defense of Dinsdale. And you stil...

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Rack you, mvscal. You’ve got your very own big brothertard.

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