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smackaholic wrote: ↑Sat Jun 17, 2023 1:10 pm
Ronnie Raygun- Yeah, I know, he was a B actor, but he did have a decent run as governor back when Cali was a great place to be.

Wasn't Ronnie pretty far gone, end of second term? Not sure if the term started out that way

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That the democratically elected leader of the country couldn't tell you what he had for breakfast? If things go right or wrong, should some individual be held accountable, or get plaudits? Who runs the show? I'm trying to think of a simile and all I can come up with are some unfortunate examples fro...

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Things evolve, including words - took an interest in 'Duppies', Jamaican for a malevolent spirit. That evolved into 'Rolling Calf', a terrifying creature with it's legs chained that rolled down the road at night. Caribbean islands all have the same folklore and it came from a bizarre mosaic of langu...

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:???: Sounds like every family dinner I've been to. Old girl says to the young girl, 'Look how fat you got. And right before your wedding. You need to do something about that'. Dishes fly, tears flow, the front door slams and dinner is ruined. It's old school smack, some of them like that. OR He was...

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Smackie Chan wrote: ↑Sat Jun 10, 2023 8:14 pm Not sure what they did with the cabin.

Converted it to the Jeffrey Dahmer Cafeteria no doubt.

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Still reeling from the Chinese weather balloon assault? Now this. Take shelter in the nearest old barn and cover yourself with dried hay. It's perfectly safe.

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It's when your plane breaks in two and crashes on a tropical island. The many survivors are attacked by dinosaurs, forcing them to band together so they can stay alive and uncover the mysteries of the island, along with their own dark pasts.

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Maybe a week old, but anyway. Summer doldrums, no good sport. I'm not an F1 guy and know little about it, but out of desperation - I tried watching it. The 'Crown Jewel' of racing. Why is this not a time trial? Your qualifying position is your finishing position, the whole point of racing is watchin...

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smackaholic wrote: ↑Sat May 27, 2023 10:07 am

You basically said Frank belongs in the same category as Yoko Ono.

And that is weapons grade stupid.

Stylistically someone could say that and be right. If anyone was a musical genius in that circle, it was Ike. Unpopular as that may be.

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Were any of you aware that U Haul in German is Möbelwagen?

Think about it.

*I also have a stapler that kind of looks like a Luger.

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A swastika is a symbol of divinity across Indian religions. This might be a more plausible explanation.

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Try this one

Best pure rock'n roll song ever

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My own pet theory, is that people have some sort of natural drive or inclination - to go west. They do so and then hit the Pacific and can go no further. At this point, something snaps. They become completely unglued, wires short-circuit and fuses blow, resulting in the creation of tedious lunatics....

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Hmm, sounds like a few grumpy pants here are angry they weren't invited. If you haven't got your invitation yet.. sorry, it's not coming. :shock: You are free to watch on television - just be warned. No one named Kardashian is involved, but Jimmy Buffett will be there along with Randy Savage and The...

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Carson wrote: ↑Tue May 02, 2023 4:58 amSundowned

Pretty sure that was about the girl who injected John Belushi, Lightfoot used to date her and saw something coming.

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All his best stuff never got airplay.

RIP Gordy.

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] I don't think there is any real order to it. This is what the flag looked like before Hawaii and Alaska were added... https://ultimateflags.com/wp-content/uploads/nc/products/us-48-star-flag_4729d2d3-049d-464b-afb9-02568e3db2d5-416x416.jpg This is how it looks now... https://upload.wikimedia.org/...

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Whats the monkey for, do you have some football odds making scheme cooking there? We thought he would help about the house. If he went to the Liquor Outlet for me as opposed to me driving, I wouldn't have got into a fight with my lamp. Very depressed. The military base is fun, but the men in the wh...

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*update*

Not feeling well.

Took the plunge and bought one of those monkeys they were offloading from a Chinese ship in the harbour and the little prick scratched me. Can't see very well, feeling faint. I'll strangle the little bastard when I find him, he stole my keys.

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Not much going on in TO. Wet, constant rain. Did some work in the garden anyway and a mysterious, cloaked figure holding a scythe offered to help. Strange, no farmer's fields around here - where did he come from? Very decent chap. Watched 'Killing Fields' for some gardening inspiration. What a load ...

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Softball Bat wrote: ↑Tue Apr 25, 2023 3:41 pm
My throat is terrible.
Feels like the strep throat I had when I was a teen.

Just trying to sleep, eat a little, and take my meds.

Get room service to bring you Guinness. Seriously, worked for me

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When this event gets translated, it'll be known as 'tender smoke - legend of the extra chicken'.

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It has receded from the party of working-class blue-collar folk to a Marxist contagion of Queers and joqqers, all fomenting hate and division. :?: Marx and Marxists consider homosexuality a form of degenerate behaviour, which would wither and disintegrate with the collapse of capitalism. Are you ma...

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That is surely the most mealy and mewling cop-out I've heard in years. You are obviously a spineless and utterly cowardly hollow mannequin poser. :doh: Ugh.. Sorry. Doing my best to work myself into a frenzy, but it's just not happening. This issue is uniquely American I think - it keeps you busy. ...

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Total bullshit, and a desperate dodge. Duly noted. Answer the question from which Fiat Fux flees. At what point does a "fetus" become a human? :oops: I have no idea and I don't care. If I had to have an opinion, I'd say that if it's within a woman's body, she's in charge. A bit 'law of th...

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Yours of course is the most absurd--but only --response you could offer. Of course it's idiotic at face value--as everyone in the vast Asian communities shares the same acknowledgement of interuterine life. In ancient Rome, long before its adoption of Christianity, its Twelve Tables (books) of laws...

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They had a good shag. Worth remembering probably.

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Booger wrote: ↑Fri Mar 31, 2023 11:36 pm Koreans mark their birthday as the day they were conceived. That makes sense.

Strikes me as a more sentimental occasion for the parents to mark, rather than anything else.

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The Royal Navy didn't serve as a coast guard. You expect too much from the Irish. A nation of blonde haired chocolate-makers with fair skin and a love of simple, yet elegant furniture can't be expected to fish. It's a shame I can't say the same about the cleanliness of their much vaunted 'seafood' r...

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Mikey wrote: ↑Thu Mar 23, 2023 12:58 am Yeah but what’s their signature dish, served in fine dining establishments throughout the US and Canada.

Cabbage.

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Smackie Chan wrote: ↑Thu Mar 23, 2023 12:24 am

Not quite that simple.

Yes, it's all Britain's fault they can't fish. I think you'll find they adjust the 'occupation' for inflation. It's just been raised from 600 to 800 years. :?

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mvscal wrote: ↑Wed Mar 22, 2023 11:58 pm How the bloody hell do you suppose the Irish got to Ireland in the first place without a nautical tradition? Wasn't St. Patrick himself taken as a slave by Irish pirates?

They got lost and crashed into the place, it's not like they set out to find it.

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I have no idea, I don't like seafood.

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You’re not making any sense. You first claimed, basically, that the Irish don’t eat any seafood. Now you’re claiming that their not being “renowned” for any particular seafood dish is somehow proof of that. Wrong again, you pedantic boob. I posted that the Irish didn't fish . You responded that the...

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Generally, when a culture achieves a dish of notoriety it becomes re-known. Like borscht, beef Wellington or perhaps paella. Irish seafood is unheard of, scrambling on the internet for isolated examples of English battered haddock recipes does you no good. Perhaps if the Irish paired cole-slaw with ...

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Available at all fine Irish seafood restaurants. Everywhere.

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BSmack wrote: ↑Sun Mar 19, 2023 3:35 am the potato famine.

They are an island nation. In extreme conditions, they might have experimented with 'fishing'. Guess it never occurred to them. Still hasn't, it seems.

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smackaholic wrote: ↑Sun Mar 05, 2023 7:58 pm And he was so damn authentic in the booth.

Madden: Boy, I guess his jockstrap is big and sweaty at this point.

Summerall: Yep. Big and sweaty.

Madden: Bet they can't wait to get their hands on a turkey leg.

Summerall: Yep. A turkey leg.

They would do that for four fu*king hours, man.

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Al, Frank and Dan
Dave Hodge
Van Miller
Rick Jeannerete

John Maddon being lionised is just weird. His constant homo-erotic similes were passed off as quaint, to any thinking person they were.. uncomfortable.
Cris Collinsworth should be shot.

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Yeah, but I'd watch that. I know Americans were allowed if the trip was for 'educational purposes', but that's changed - there's a Democrat in the White House so they're going after tourists retroactively. The US government is going after cruise lines etc, for stopping there while it was legal . Thi...

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