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by General Peters
Mon Jul 07, 2008 3:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Good riddance to bad rubbish
Replies: 61
Views: 2937

Re: Good riddance to bad rubbish

Jesse Helms was a great American. RIP JESSE! :( Fukken YEP! He may not have gone about it the best way, but this man opposed certain things that 99% of you pussies are too cowardly to oppose. If you take the blinders off you would see that the man was a great American Patriot. Fitting that he passe...
by General Peters
Mon Jul 07, 2008 1:14 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Big W Final - Federer v. Nadal, Call it
Replies: 35
Views: 1963

Re: Big W Final - Federer v. Nadal, Call it

And pop, what in the hell is "wgaffrc" in regard to the Williams sisters? I don't do text shorthand, so don't know what that means, but I thought it was a pretty amazing final. The previous matches between the two have been disappointing, but their final was hardcore tennis at it's best, ...
by General Peters
Sun Jul 06, 2008 12:45 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Big W Final - Federer v. Nadal, Call it
Replies: 35
Views: 1963

Re: Big W Final - Federer v. Nadal, Call it

Federer in 3 sets
by General Peters
Thu Jun 26, 2008 10:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Shaq v. Kobe "Freestyle"
Replies: 20
Views: 1221

Re: Shaq v. Kobe "Freestyle"

Yet some dumbass last night suggested that "Shaq was great at rhymes." WTF?!?! The shit he was doing I could do at age 5. Why do we give these ignorant idiots creedence for their "rhyming ability" when what they do is completely childlike? Shaq is dumb as a brick. Because he nam...
by General Peters
Tue Mar 18, 2008 3:03 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What the fukk is going on in my country?
Replies: 104
Views: 6571

Re: What the fukk is going on in my country?

What I hate about my country is peoples reclutance to accept personal responsibility for any shortcoming. For example, a hot ass milf/cougar finds a homeless nog a better conversation partner than G-Pete, but SHE is the one with the problem. You're missing the point- under no circumstances should t...
by General Peters
Mon Mar 17, 2008 3:02 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What the fukk is going on in my country?
Replies: 104
Views: 6571

Re: What the fukk is going on in my country?

Enough with this. There is only one general. http://hoopedia.nba.com/images/6/61/BobKnight.jpg And who can forget the epic evening when I was at the G-station and some ingrate fat white bitch who had adopted a fake black accent and had a mullato with her was fuming with bitterness for getting fukke...
by General Peters
Sat Mar 15, 2008 1:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What the fukk is going on in my country?
Replies: 104
Views: 6571

Re: What the fukk is going on in my country?

I believe the only salvation for the White race is the extremination or explusion of bleeding heart liberals and coal burning White cunts. Yep. Fukken SAD that there are people in this thread who are, like you said, bleeding heart liberals. Why else would they be sticking up for the homeless lookin...
by General Peters
Fri Mar 14, 2008 8:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What the fukk is going on in my country?
Replies: 104
Views: 6571

What the fukk is going on in my country?

Sometimes in the AM before heading off to work my epic Chrysler Concorde, I take a little stroll up a couple blocks to the c-store to get a pack of smokes or a Slim Fast. There's this chick who lives in the neighborhood and sometimes in the AM she will be walking/running with her dog. Probably late ...
by General Peters
Mon Jan 14, 2008 3:20 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Just dropping by to say hi to
Replies: 35
Views: 1408

Re: Just dropping by to say hi to

saladtosser wrote:dinsdale and the three other people here who are worth a shit.
Thanks, friend! 8)
by General Peters
Sat Nov 03, 2007 9:10 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Some loser got RUN by the G-crew last night
Replies: 75
Views: 3593

The G-Crew sounds like a sperm-burping bible-fondling glee club. Any Real American would step to them and box their ears to try to knock some goddamned sense into them. Whatfukkenever, friend. Apparently you don't understand that people have learned not to fukk with us. Like that time on a Saturday...
by General Peters
Wed Oct 31, 2007 5:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Some loser got RUN by the G-crew last night
Replies: 75
Views: 3593

Any pussy who goes with the "Three cheers," "Hip Hip HOORAY" crap is more than likely a flaming faggot and deserves to get knocked the fuck out just for that stupid shit alone. NFL teams do it all the time in the locker room. http://theoneboard.com/board/images/smiles/icon_confu...
by General Peters
Wed Oct 31, 2007 5:50 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Some loser got RUN by the G-crew last night
Replies: 75
Views: 3593

Nothing, and I mean NOTHING good can come from debating a bunch of drunk and pissed off college football fans after their team has taken a nosedive out of the Top 25. Interesting that you bring this up. My buddy Bruce was wearing a UVA cap and I was wearing a UVA colors tie, and another one of my f...
by General Peters
Tue Oct 30, 2007 1:09 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Some loser got RUN by the G-crew last night
Replies: 75
Views: 3593

You see, that's what grownups do. Grown ups don't have 'boys' who, except for Halloween, look like this ........ http://lifeinservice.files.wordpress.com/2006/10/brian-emo-02.JPG Grown-ups recognize the atrocity and step to the plate, executing them behind closed doors. If your kid looks like an em...
by General Peters
Mon Oct 29, 2007 10:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Some loser got RUN by the G-crew last night
Replies: 75
Views: 3593

G-Pete's post, and the reaction to it here, underscores the pussification of this country. One person expresses his views on his T-Shirt. The other has sack enough to use his own voice to express his views. One person practically pisses down his leg at the first inkling of confrontation. The other ...
by General Peters
Mon Oct 29, 2007 2:57 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Some loser got RUN by the G-crew last night
Replies: 75
Views: 3593

So let me get this straight? Some guy is accosted by a bunch of drunk neo-con assholes and choses to "Move On" rather than throw down with them in front of his kids and you think YOU are cool because of that? Of course he's not going to throw down. Liberal cokk-sukkers NEVER fight. And he...
by General Peters
Mon Oct 29, 2007 2:19 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Some loser got RUN by the G-crew last night
Replies: 75
Views: 3593

Some loser got RUN by the G-crew last night

I was out last night with some good friends to a local, casual establishment in C-Ville that we frequent. Tough UVA loss yesterday, so we went out after the game to feel some of the night life. It was a fine evening, as we sat around shooting the bull and having a meal together. We are all sitting a...
by General Peters
Sun Oct 28, 2007 2:57 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If I were George Bush...
Replies: 13
Views: 530

Terry in Crapchester wrote:If I were George Bush...

...I'd resign for the good of the country. Right after I asked Cheney for his resignation, that is.

But we know that's not happening anytime soon.
And I'm sure you would step in and make it all so much better to be an American.
by General Peters
Fri Oct 26, 2007 2:08 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Serena
Replies: 12
Views: 870

Re: Serena

Jack wrote: Is she that UGLY??
Yes....she is. Looks like a fukken male ape.
by General Peters
Fri Oct 19, 2007 2:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Interesting looking woman
Replies: 17
Views: 1443

smackaholic wrote:actually, I think she looks more like sweet pea.
Sweet-pea from Host fukken Board?
by General Peters
Wed Sep 12, 2007 1:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Would You?
Replies: 22
Views: 1795

I'd fukk her.

I've already jerked off to the performance twice. Why is this even a question?
by General Peters
Thu Sep 06, 2007 3:20 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Holy Mongoloid!
Replies: 17
Views: 577

This is why we don't have enough hot chicks in this fukken country.
by General Peters
Sun Sep 02, 2007 3:07 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Looking forward to "seeing" the summer Olympics?
Replies: 10
Views: 414

Are they going to show the womens' gymnastics or do I have to wait until '08?
by General Peters
Wed May 16, 2007 4:30 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I damn near found myself in the unemployement line today.
Replies: 10
Views: 1124

after the hostess seated us I noticed this gorgeous brunette waitress near our area. I figured she'd be serving us, and I was pleased, as was my cock. Next thing I knew this dipshit, who looked like a dark haired Richy Cunningham, rolled up on us and said he's going to be our server. HUGE buzzkill....
by General Peters
Wed May 16, 2007 3:07 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rev. Falwell found unconscious
Replies: 156
Views: 8324

He would've been hilarious if so many misguided people hadn't taken him so seriously. And of course, you and the rest of the dipshits in this thread guffawing over his death are imminently qualified and enlightened enough to set those misguided souls on the straight and narrow, right? Say what you ...
by General Peters
Mon May 14, 2007 5:07 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: So I fucked a MILF in the Indianapolis Intl Airport restroom
Replies: 35
Views: 3993

Goober McTuber wrote:That SHOULD have been the General pounding that MILF instead of Mike Backer
fukken fixed
by General Peters
Mon May 14, 2007 3:40 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: So I fucked a MILF in the Indianapolis Intl Airport restroom
Replies: 35
Views: 3993

I FUKKEN NEED ASS!!!
by General Peters
Sat Apr 28, 2007 3:36 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: Sox V Yanks Round 1.....
Replies: 27
Views: 2423

Don Mattingly will be the Yankees manager by May.
by General Peters
Sat Apr 28, 2007 3:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rachael Ray Pictorial
Replies: 53
Views: 3506

stuckinia wrote:Trillions of my future offspring have coated the innards of a tube sock while I was watching Giada's cleavage.

Fukken A, friend
by General Peters
Thu Feb 22, 2007 11:16 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Wade Phillips?
Replies: 26
Views: 1895

Sorry, I'll refrain from posting pics of hot women. I know it goes against everything this fukken board stands for
by General Peters
Tue Feb 20, 2007 7:07 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Wade Phillips?
Replies: 26
Views: 1895

Here's his daughter:

Image
by General Peters
Tue Jan 23, 2007 3:51 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bush Bumper Stickers
Replies: 19
Views: 1954

The lower the approval rate goes, the more I believe he's right and the more I support him. Rack our President, George W. Bush.
by General Peters
Mon Dec 25, 2006 3:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: My first post on Jim Rome back in 1999
Replies: 24
Views: 2266

Screw_Michigan wrote:
General Peters wrote:(Happy Kwanzaa Forum....what the fukk)
only for you, dingleberry.

you fukkers would celebrate some fabricated nog "holiday"
by General Peters
Sun Dec 24, 2006 5:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: My first post on Jim Rome back in 1999
Replies: 24
Views: 2266

Rack my good friend Thorhammer! I don't agree with everything he says but that doesn't change the fact that he's one of the greatest, misunderstood posters of all time. Merry Christmas dude.


(Happy Kwanzaa Forum....what the fukk)
by General Peters
Mon Nov 20, 2006 2:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What were you doing at the age of 17?
Replies: 16
Views: 2111

Re: What were you doing at the age of 17?

Gunslinger wrote:What were you doing at the age of 17?
beating off four times a day
by General Peters
Sat Nov 11, 2006 11:11 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: Un-fucking-believeable
Replies: 11
Views: 992

Still think Steinbrenner is an idiot, Terry?
by General Peters
Sat Oct 21, 2006 12:36 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: Jeanne Zelasko, lesbian?
Replies: 40
Views: 1741

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:You prefer the shemale-esque butter-faced Zalasko over Rachel Nichols?

Good god, why am I not surprised.

Rack. How come there aren't any pics of Nichols on the fukken web?
by General Peters
Mon Oct 16, 2006 1:57 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Let's ALL post on the same board ONE DAY ONLY: 10/16/06
Replies: 84
Views: 5356

How many 7-11 store clerks/hotties/17 11/12th year old girl stories about pickup lines constitutes non-fresh? 20? 30? 134. Maybe there will be a 135th tomorrow, who fukken knows? I plan on standing outside Radio Shack tomorrow morning, having a Marlboro Light while sporting shades, and just soaking...
by General Peters
Fri Oct 13, 2006 3:41 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Let's ALL post on the same board ONE DAY ONLY: 10/16/06
Replies: 84
Views: 5356

For ONE DAY, we can set it all aside. Set what aside, nimrod? You know, .net's grudging of this place for being too stuck-up, and this place's inability to have fun and break out of the mold of self-centerness. It's one day. Just cast your bitterness aside and talk about the baseball playoffs and y...
by General Peters
Thu Oct 12, 2006 2:23 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Let's ALL post on the same board ONE DAY ONLY: 10/16/06
Replies: 84
Views: 5356

Four days until the 16th, dudes. Look forward to seeing you at .net
by General Peters
Sat Sep 23, 2006 3:17 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Let's ALL post on the same board ONE DAY ONLY: 10/16/06
Replies: 84
Views: 5356

But why should .net get the homefield advantage? Maybe we could use a neutral site. How 'bout the creed board? Well, it was my idea and I post mostly at .net. I never thought of it as "home field advantage" though. In fact, it's more like a gesture of goodwill, .net hosting it and welcomi...

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