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by mvscal
Mon May 13, 2024 11:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 5-11-24
Replies: 33
Views: 595

Re: Weekend Roll Call 5-11-24

Nobody except liberals cares if the memes are racist. They’re just so fucking stupid. But they are the best things in these idiotic posts. kcdave makes me miss Kierland. I'm probably as far from a liberal as one can be and I find his memes pure shit. Park the Jetta, step out and shake yourself.
by mvscal
Mon May 13, 2024 10:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Have we discussed Mother's Day protocols?
Replies: 9
Views: 173

Re: Have we discussed Mother's Day protocols?

What do you do if your mom is a sasquatch?

Sin,

Chaka Caine
by mvscal
Mon May 13, 2024 9:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 5-11-24
Replies: 33
Views: 595

Re: Weekend Roll Call 5-11-24

You know it. We laugh together at funny ass, stereotypical nog memes, beaner memes, and especially at memes featuring uptight crackers with some sort of white guilt bull shit complex. It's all about context, intent, and our lack of hatred or malice. All of this is a lie ...he said with his pussy li...
by mvscal
Mon May 13, 2024 9:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: “She didn’t even give me a rimmer”
Replies: 10
Views: 187

Re: “She didn’t even give me a rimmer”

OK. He does train dogs. He's you know working through all this sasquatch stuff. Work can help block out your problems. Here he is totally not thinking about being raped by a female sasquatch or having a 12' sasquatch jump off the roof and rub one out on his lawn. https://youtu.be/fuDCWc4ea7U?si=j-AP...
by mvscal
Mon May 13, 2024 9:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: “She didn’t even give me a rimmer”
Replies: 10
Views: 187

Re: “She didn’t even give me a rimmer”

I don't know. Can you provide an actual link to him training dogs?
by mvscal
Mon May 13, 2024 7:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: “She didn’t even give me a rimmer”
Replies: 10
Views: 187

Re: “She didn’t even give me a rimmer”

It's worse than we thought. He's under siege by perverted sasquatches or whatever the plural of fuckken sasquatch is.

https://youtu.be/Kdw1KSkO1tI?si=9MvI6oWaxnSHCVTN
by mvscal
Mon May 13, 2024 5:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Have we discussed Mother's Day protocols?
Replies: 9
Views: 173

Re: Have we discussed Mother's Day protocols?

Mikey wrote: Mon May 13, 2024 4:20 pm
mvscal wrote: Mon May 13, 2024 2:15 pm
HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Mon May 13, 2024 2:05 pm
Like Fazoli's!

-dtown
Only Midwesterners will understand.
Thank God and gOD I don’t qualify.
Think Stouffer's lasagne and such dispensed at a drive thru.
by mvscal
Mon May 13, 2024 5:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Arrest of Jack Smith.
Replies: 2
Views: 56

Re: Arrest of Jack Smith.

At least he can count on Screwey to give him a rimmer goddammit. We wouldn't want Jack weeping in the woods after being molested by that orange sasquatch.
by mvscal
Mon May 13, 2024 2:15 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Have we discussed Mother's Day protocols?
Replies: 9
Views: 173

Re: Have we discussed Mother's Day protocols?

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Mon May 13, 2024 2:05 pm
JPGettysburg wrote: Mon May 13, 2024 6:25 am
HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Mon May 13, 2024 2:50 am I only have one mother. I am only required to call one person on Mother's Day, right?
Correct.

And it's nice to take mom to a nice place for primo Italian cuisine.
Like Fazoli's!

-dtown
Only Midwesterners will understand.
by mvscal
Sun May 12, 2024 6:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: “She didn’t even give me a rimmer”
Replies: 10
Views: 187

Re: “She didn’t even give me a rimmer”

That poor man. Is there a gofundme?
by mvscal
Sun May 12, 2024 2:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: C: The Man With Pennies on His Eyes
Replies: 2
Views: 108

Re: C: The Man With Pennies on His Eyes

Loved The Raven when I was a kid. Great cast. Vincent Price, Borris Karloff, Peter Lorre, Jack Nicholson.
by mvscal
Sat May 11, 2024 5:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
Replies: 552
Views: 1047181

Re: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel

Sudden Sam wrote: Fri May 10, 2024 9:06 pmBiden is a weak, not bright career politician whose every move is calculated to gain votes. That’s all he ever considers.
The only moves Pedo Joe is making are into his diaper.
by mvscal
Sat May 11, 2024 5:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 5-11-24
Replies: 33
Views: 595

Re: Weekend Roll Call 5-11-24

Screw_Michigan wrote: Sat May 11, 2024 12:28 pm What racist forums do you find your racist memes to share here?
Did those mean, orange memes grab you by your pussy?
by mvscal
Sat May 11, 2024 12:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A Murder of Crows...
Replies: 32
Views: 712

Re: A Murder of Crows...

JPGettysburg wrote: Sat May 11, 2024 9:48 am
mvscal wrote: Sat May 11, 2024 2:58 am A bellyfull of spermatozoa.

--EAP
Wait, screwy is of that persuasion? Are you absolutely, positively sure?. Because he's a HUGE Shatner guy, which puts him squarely in the "straight" category unequivocally.
Fixed that for you. Thanks for bringing that to my attention.
by mvscal
Sat May 11, 2024 2:58 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A Murder of Crows...
Replies: 32
Views: 712

Re: A Murder of Crows...

A bellyfull of spermatozoa.

--Screwy
by mvscal
Tue May 07, 2024 2:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pop, you familiar with these books?
Replies: 84
Views: 1842

Re: Pop, you familiar with these books?

Softball Bat wrote: Tue May 07, 2024 8:34 am
Mikey wrote: Tue May 07, 2024 1:53 am
poptart wrote: Mon May 06, 2024 11:01 pm
I am not aware of anyone claiming to have circumnavigated the flat earth by following the inside of the Antarctic ring.
Ever wonder why?
Not really.

I am much more interested in facts and science than I am people making claims about having done things.
No, you're not.
by mvscal
Tue May 07, 2024 3:05 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pop, you familiar with these books?
Replies: 84
Views: 1842

Re: Pop, you familiar with these books?

Mikey wrote: Tue May 07, 2024 1:53 am
Softball Bat wrote: Mon May 06, 2024 11:01 pm
I am not aware of anyone claiming to have circumnavigated the flat earth by following the inside of the Antarctic ring.
Ever wonder why?
Obviously a conspiracy to keep the true shape of the world secret for some as yet unrevealed purpose...and stuff.
by mvscal
Tue May 07, 2024 3:00 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Assault with fried chicken (no need to actually guess the race)
Replies: 25
Views: 727

Re: Assault with fried chicken (no need to actually guess the race)

Diego in Seattle wrote: Mon May 06, 2024 11:14 pm
mvscal wrote: Mon May 06, 2024 6:11 pm
Meat Head wrote: Mon May 06, 2024 4:08 pm
Or somebody just slapped a dick out of his mouth.
Or jammed one up his ass.
We'll defer to your first-hand knowledge of where guys stick their dicks in other men...
I understand. Sticking your dick in an adult must be a foreign concept which frightens and confuses you.
by mvscal
Mon May 06, 2024 6:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Assault with fried chicken (no need to actually guess the race)
Replies: 25
Views: 727

Re: Assault with fried chicken (no need to actually guess the race)

This dumbass should have known better. I guess he's finding out now. Nice job limiting your career before it even started. https://i.postimg.cc/xjhnW8Lw/Screenshot-20240504-090654-Chrome.jpg Maybe he's merely astonished at how fucking fat that stupid bitch is. Or somebody just slapped a dick out of...
by mvscal
Mon May 06, 2024 3:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Did DTC Go Bankrupt?
Replies: 17
Views: 558

Re: Did DTC Go Bankrupt?

Well, this is what paying fast food workers $15-20/hour does. Libs cannot say they didn't see this coming. Oh wait, money grows on trees so they didn't see it coming. I stil see long lines at pretty much every fast food drive thru these days. However, it's much easier to get a table at peak time at...
by mvscal
Mon May 06, 2024 3:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Assault with fried chicken (no need to actually guess the race)
Replies: 25
Views: 727

Re: Assault with fried chicken (no need to actually guess the race)

Roux wrote: Sat May 04, 2024 2:15 pm This dumbass should have known better. I guess he's finding out now. Nice job limiting your career before it even started.

Image
Maybe he's merely astonished at how fucking fat that stupid bitch is.
by mvscal
Mon May 06, 2024 3:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
Replies: 552
Views: 1047181

Re: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel

https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/800/cpsprodpb/EE9D/production/_133058016_2a74099ed858481b50401f297c3fb256b32ff5d90_0_6065_40431000x667.jpg Israel says its work is done at Al-Shifa Hospital. :shock: I don't know about that. They still have some work to do. It looks like they could still toss a fag off...
by mvscal
Sat Apr 27, 2024 9:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: FTC bans non-compete clauses
Replies: 24
Views: 915

Re: FTC bans non-compete clauses

Sven Golly wrote: Fri Apr 26, 2024 6:51 pmEveryone is not as ethical as your sorry ass, and the IP could be exploited
Screwy isn't ethical. He's just stupid.
by mvscal
Fri Apr 26, 2024 2:45 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Erf Day
Replies: 17
Views: 774

Re: Erf Day

Hilarious to revisit the failed predictions of climate catastrophe from that first earth day. In fact, the next catastrophic prediction to come true will be the first. Gosh, it's almost like it's complete bullshit.
by mvscal
Fri Apr 26, 2024 2:41 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Replies: 662
Views: 364201

Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today

FiatLux wrote: Thu Apr 25, 2024 8:25 pmPssst... 95% of the "protesters" aren't students.
Really? Are you sure it isn't 92% or 59%?
You do know who is funding these "so called" protesters, right?
Yes. A Jew named Soros.
by mvscal
Fri Apr 26, 2024 2:34 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: FTC bans non-compete clauses
Replies: 24
Views: 915

Re: FTC bans non-compete clauses

that it's perfectly acceptable to slap non-competes on burger flippers and sandwich makers because his GQP masters told him as much. You might have a point if that was actually happening. Of course, that isn't what this is about. Go on now and toddle off to your mommy so she can burp the progtard n...
by mvscal
Fri Apr 26, 2024 2:21 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If this doesn’t infuriate everyone…
Replies: 27
Views: 941

Re: If this doesn’t infuriate everyone…

Screw_Michigan wrote: Tue Apr 23, 2024 3:08 pmSam posting takes from cranks with blogs.
From Screwy taking cranks of nogs...
by mvscal
Sun Apr 21, 2024 3:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: For all you dumbasses…
Replies: 79
Views: 4190

Re: For all you dumbasses…

Immunology researchers will be happy to learn that they only need to test medicines on one person to learn of their effectiveness & safety.:meds: Hydroxychloroquine--What do you have to lose? Seemed to work quite well for my wife. She was taking Plaquenil for an autoimmune issue. She got sick F...
by mvscal
Sun Mar 31, 2024 12:47 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Racism & election interference
Replies: 202
Views: 9229

Re: Racism & election interference

Sudden Sam wrote: Sun Mar 31, 2024 12:39 am
Bill in Houston wrote: Thu Mar 28, 2024 1:52 am MLK was wrong. *
Content of a man’s character? Bill says, “Who cares about that? All that matters is skin color.”




*I’m paraphrasing.
Good thing we have a white, Progturd faggot like Bill in Westheimer to tell us all where MLK went wrong.
by mvscal
Sun Mar 31, 2024 12:39 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: No Voting Fraud?
Replies: 26
Views: 1317

Re: No Voting Fraud?

Smackie Chan wrote: Fri Mar 29, 2024 2:25 pm How widespread is this?

Fuck off, racist!
by mvscal
Sat Mar 30, 2024 12:40 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Racism & election interference
Replies: 202
Views: 9229

Re: Racism & election interference

Bill in Houston wrote: Thu Mar 28, 2024 1:52 am
You choose to identify by race. And differentiate by color.
I laughed. That is the entire premise of your retarded clownshow.
by mvscal
Sat Mar 30, 2024 12:34 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Joe Lieberated
Replies: 20
Views: 1218

Re: Joe Lieberated

Softball Bat wrote: Thu Mar 28, 2024 2:23 am Of course a Jew can go to heaven.
Jesus, a Jew, is the King of the Jews.
Well, no, not really. He was the Messiah, the Son of God and divine...allegedly. Jews do not accept that premise. Accepting the divinity of Christ is the ticket punch to Heaven, right?
by mvscal
Thu Mar 28, 2024 1:57 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Joe Lieberated
Replies: 20
Views: 1218

Re: Joe Lieberated

Not the bottom line summary I was looking for. Yes or no?
by mvscal
Thu Mar 28, 2024 1:44 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Joe Lieberated
Replies: 20
Views: 1218

Re: Joe Lieberated

Softball Bat wrote: Thu Mar 28, 2024 1:41 am
Meat Head wrote: Wed Mar 27, 2024 11:25 pm Can jews go to heaven?

:0071:
Yes
They would have to accept Christ first, though, right? At which point, they would no longer be Jews.
by mvscal
Thu Mar 28, 2024 1:42 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: For all you dumbasses…
Replies: 79
Views: 4190

Re: For all you dumbasses…

Dr. William Schaffner, professor of infectious diseases at the Vanderbilt University Medical Center in Nashville, TN, agreed that the actual cause of death can be hard to determine. “Deaths are, to a degree, imprecise,” he said to MNT. “A physician must make a judgment of cause of death.” [/i] http...
by mvscal
Thu Mar 28, 2024 1:34 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Joe Lieberated
Replies: 20
Views: 1218

Re: Joe Lieberated

NOmentum!
by mvscal
Tue Mar 26, 2024 3:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3293
Views: 903822

Re: Doom

Softball Bat wrote: Tue Mar 26, 2024 8:44 am The Francis Scott Key Bridge (Baltimore) has collapsed into the river.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/ma ... rcna145047







:shock:





#developing
#doom
That'll buff right out.
by mvscal
Tue Mar 26, 2024 3:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: You guys ever get gussied up?
Replies: 40
Views: 2343

Re: You guys ever get gussied up?

Smackie Chan wrote: Sun Mar 24, 2024 3:00 amDid you know Screwy lives there? Never saw him in a fedora, though.
Where would he put it when he isn't wearing it?
by mvscal
Sat Mar 23, 2024 5:26 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3293
Views: 903822

Re: Doom

Screw_Michigan wrote: Fri Mar 15, 2024 6:15 pm
Mikey wrote: Fri Mar 15, 2024 5:29 pm FUCK. First they raise the prices of their combo meals to something like $30, and now this. I'm going to starve to death.
#Bidenomics
You'll be among the first to starve. You couldn't cook a meal in your broom closet even if you wanted to.
by mvscal
Sat Mar 23, 2024 5:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Racism & election interference
Replies: 202
Views: 9229

Re: Racism & election interference

Can you identify any differences between the mandatory ID voting card being advocated by the fascists and a voluntary passport? There is none. Some form of valid identification is required for a great deal more than simply voting. The more pertinent question is your hysterical opposition to the req...