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- Sat May 11, 2024 2:58 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: A Murder of Crows...
- Replies: 22
- Views: 467
- Tue May 07, 2024 2:08 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Pop, you familiar with these books?
- Replies: 84
- Views: 1759
Re: Pop, you familiar with these books?
No, you're not.Softball Bat wrote: ↑Tue May 07, 2024 8:34 amNot really.
I am much more interested in facts and science than I am people making claims about having done things.
- Tue May 07, 2024 3:05 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Pop, you familiar with these books?
- Replies: 84
- Views: 1759
Re: Pop, you familiar with these books?
Obviously a conspiracy to keep the true shape of the world secret for some as yet unrevealed purpose...and stuff.Mikey wrote: ↑Tue May 07, 2024 1:53 amEver wonder why?Softball Bat wrote: ↑Mon May 06, 2024 11:01 pm
I am not aware of anyone claiming to have circumnavigated the flat earth by following the inside of the Antarctic ring.
- Tue May 07, 2024 3:00 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Assault with fried chicken (no need to actually guess the race)
- Replies: 25
- Views: 723
Re: Assault with fried chicken (no need to actually guess the race)
I understand. Sticking your dick in an adult must be a foreign concept which frightens and confuses you.
- Mon May 06, 2024 6:11 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Assault with fried chicken (no need to actually guess the race)
- Replies: 25
- Views: 723
Re: Assault with fried chicken (no need to actually guess the race)
This dumbass should have known better. I guess he's finding out now. Nice job limiting your career before it even started. https://i.postimg.cc/xjhnW8Lw/Screenshot-20240504-090654-Chrome.jpg Maybe he's merely astonished at how fucking fat that stupid bitch is. Or somebody just slapped a dick out of...
- Mon May 06, 2024 3:17 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Did DTC Go Bankrupt?
- Replies: 17
- Views: 542
Re: Did DTC Go Bankrupt?
Well, this is what paying fast food workers $15-20/hour does. Libs cannot say they didn't see this coming. Oh wait, money grows on trees so they didn't see it coming. I stil see long lines at pretty much every fast food drive thru these days. However, it's much easier to get a table at peak time at...
- Mon May 06, 2024 3:11 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Assault with fried chicken (no need to actually guess the race)
- Replies: 25
- Views: 723
Re: Assault with fried chicken (no need to actually guess the race)
Maybe he's merely astonished at how fucking fat that stupid bitch is.Roux wrote: ↑Sat May 04, 2024 2:15 pm This dumbass should have known better. I guess he's finding out now. Nice job limiting your career before it even started.
- Mon May 06, 2024 3:01 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
- Replies: 545
- Views: 1046621
Re: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/800/cpsprodpb/EE9D/production/_133058016_2a74099ed858481b50401f297c3fb256b32ff5d90_0_6065_40431000x667.jpg Israel says its work is done at Al-Shifa Hospital. :shock: I don't know about that. They still have some work to do. It looks like they could still toss a fag off...
- Sat Apr 27, 2024 9:41 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: FTC bans non-compete clauses
- Replies: 24
- Views: 850
Re: FTC bans non-compete clauses
Screwy isn't ethical. He's just stupid.Sven Golly wrote: ↑Fri Apr 26, 2024 6:51 pmEveryone is not as ethical as your sorry ass, and the IP could be exploited
- Fri Apr 26, 2024 2:45 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Erf Day
- Replies: 17
- Views: 721
Re: Erf Day
Hilarious to revisit the failed predictions of climate catastrophe from that first earth day. In fact, the next catastrophic prediction to come true will be the first. Gosh, it's almost like it's complete bullshit.
- Fri Apr 26, 2024 2:41 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
- Replies: 662
- Views: 363816
- Fri Apr 26, 2024 2:34 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: FTC bans non-compete clauses
- Replies: 24
- Views: 850
Re: FTC bans non-compete clauses
that it's perfectly acceptable to slap non-competes on burger flippers and sandwich makers because his GQP masters told him as much. You might have a point if that was actually happening. Of course, that isn't what this is about. Go on now and toddle off to your mommy so she can burp the progtard n...
- Fri Apr 26, 2024 2:21 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: If this doesn’t infuriate everyone…
- Replies: 27
- Views: 869
Re: If this doesn’t infuriate everyone…
From Screwy taking cranks of nogs...
- Sun Apr 21, 2024 3:41 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: For all you dumbasses…
- Replies: 79
- Views: 4033
Re: For all you dumbasses…
Immunology researchers will be happy to learn that they only need to test medicines on one person to learn of their effectiveness & safety.:meds: Hydroxychloroquine--What do you have to lose? Seemed to work quite well for my wife. She was taking Plaquenil for an autoimmune issue. She got sick F...
- Sun Mar 31, 2024 12:47 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Racism & election interference
- Replies: 202
- Views: 9065
Re: Racism & election interference
Good thing we have a white, Progturd faggot like Bill in Westheimer to tell us all where MLK went wrong.Sudden Sam wrote: ↑Sun Mar 31, 2024 12:39 amContent of a man’s character? Bill says, “Who cares about that? All that matters is skin color.”
*I’m paraphrasing.
- Sun Mar 31, 2024 12:39 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: No Voting Fraud?
- Replies: 26
- Views: 1299
Re: No Voting Fraud?
Fuck off, racist!
- Sat Mar 30, 2024 12:40 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Racism & election interference
- Replies: 202
- Views: 9065
Re: Racism & election interference
I laughed. That is the entire premise of your retarded clownshow.Bill in Houston wrote: ↑Thu Mar 28, 2024 1:52 am
You choose to identify by race. And differentiate by color.
- Sat Mar 30, 2024 12:34 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Joe Lieberated
- Replies: 20
- Views: 1187
Re: Joe Lieberated
Well, no, not really. He was the Messiah, the Son of God and divine...allegedly. Jews do not accept that premise. Accepting the divinity of Christ is the ticket punch to Heaven, right?Softball Bat wrote: ↑Thu Mar 28, 2024 2:23 am Of course a Jew can go to heaven.
Jesus, a Jew, is the King of the Jews.
- Thu Mar 28, 2024 1:57 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Joe Lieberated
- Replies: 20
- Views: 1187
Re: Joe Lieberated
Not the bottom line summary I was looking for. Yes or no?
- Thu Mar 28, 2024 1:44 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Joe Lieberated
- Replies: 20
- Views: 1187
Re: Joe Lieberated
They would have to accept Christ first, though, right? At which point, they would no longer be Jews.
- Thu Mar 28, 2024 1:42 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: For all you dumbasses…
- Replies: 79
- Views: 4033
Re: For all you dumbasses…
Dr. William Schaffner, professor of infectious diseases at the Vanderbilt University Medical Center in Nashville, TN, agreed that the actual cause of death can be hard to determine. “Deaths are, to a degree, imprecise,” he said to MNT. “A physician must make a judgment of cause of death.” [/i] http...
- Thu Mar 28, 2024 1:34 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Joe Lieberated
- Replies: 20
- Views: 1187
Re: Joe Lieberated
NOmentum!
- Tue Mar 26, 2024 3:31 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Doom
- Replies: 3291
- Views: 902895
Re: Doom
That'll buff right out.Softball Bat wrote: ↑Tue Mar 26, 2024 8:44 am The Francis Scott Key Bridge (Baltimore) has collapsed into the river.
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/ma ... rcna145047
#developing
#doom
- Tue Mar 26, 2024 3:29 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: You guys ever get gussied up?
- Replies: 40
- Views: 2281
Re: You guys ever get gussied up?
Where would he put it when he isn't wearing it?Smackie Chan wrote: ↑Sun Mar 24, 2024 3:00 amDid you know Screwy lives there? Never saw him in a fedora, though.
- Sat Mar 23, 2024 5:26 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Doom
- Replies: 3291
- Views: 902895
Re: Doom
You'll be among the first to starve. You couldn't cook a meal in your broom closet even if you wanted to.
- Sat Mar 23, 2024 5:22 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Racism & election interference
- Replies: 202
- Views: 9065
Re: Racism & election interference
Can you identify any differences between the mandatory ID voting card being advocated by the fascists and a voluntary passport? There is none. Some form of valid identification is required for a great deal more than simply voting. The more pertinent question is your hysterical opposition to the req...
- Sat Mar 23, 2024 5:13 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Racism & election interference
- Replies: 202
- Views: 9065
Re: Racism & election interference
Are you advocating for a national ID card for all citizens? I don't see any particular necessity for a national ID at this point per se. If a compelling reason was presented for requiring one, I would consider that rationale. Presumably, the implementation would be tied to the social security numbe...
- Sat Mar 23, 2024 2:19 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Racism & election interference
- Replies: 202
- Views: 9065
Re: Racism & election interference
As a good Republican, you must be in favor of states' rights and the Constitution, correct? Sounds to me like your advocating for a one-size-fits-all Federal solution to a problem that may not exist in violation of what the Constitution mandates. How very big central government of you. Are you happ...
- Sat Mar 23, 2024 2:17 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Racism & election interference
- Replies: 202
- Views: 9065
Re: Racism & election interference
As you say, handed not applied for at the local office. Just another reason Pedo Joe and his shitted diaper need to be sent packing. Quite the impressive backpedal. There is no back pedal other than yours. Try getting food stamps without an ID. Your theory, presented without evidence, that "pe...
- Fri Mar 22, 2024 1:18 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Racism & election interference
- Replies: 202
- Views: 9065
Re: Racism & election interference
As you say, handed not applied for at the local office. Just another reason Pedo Joe and his shitted diaper need to be sent packing.
- Fri Mar 22, 2024 1:47 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: John Mellencamp isn't putting up with your bullshit
- Replies: 13
- Views: 1039
Re: John Mellencamp isn't putting up with your bullshit
A few months ago, I purposely watched back-to-back John Melencamp videos on Youtube. First, I watched a video of him on American Bandstand, in like, 1981 or something. John Cougar. Very high energy, flying around on the set, belting out vocals. Then, I watched a video of him from 2023. What a hilar...
- Fri Mar 22, 2024 1:42 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Racism & election interference
- Replies: 202
- Views: 9065
Re: Racism & election interference
You need ID to conduct your personal business in virtually every part of your life. Maybe you do. In a free country, someone can choose not to obtain a government-issued ID. Maybe they have a reason(s) for operating that way. "Okay, then they can't vote," you say. Because they have made a...
- Fri Mar 22, 2024 1:32 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Weekend Roll Call 3-16-24
- Replies: 24
- Views: 1531
- Fri Mar 22, 2024 1:19 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: John Mellencamp isn't putting up with your bullshit
- Replies: 13
- Views: 1039
Re: John Mellencamp isn't putting up with your bullshit
Perhaps people who paid to see and hear a musician play songs and not listen to rambling anecdotes and political opinions?Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Wed Mar 20, 2024 8:35 pmAnd who the fuck are these assholes who are heckling artists?
- Fri Mar 22, 2024 1:11 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
- Replies: 662
- Views: 363816
Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
It was a civil case. There are no criminal penalties. The civil case is dubious on appeal as well.Smackie Chan wrote: ↑Wed Mar 20, 2024 6:02 pm The $$ will be ponied up at the last minute. He’ll have no property seized and will not spend a minute in jail.
- Mon Mar 04, 2024 3:54 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The Loneliest Cities in America
- Replies: 14
- Views: 500
- Fri Feb 16, 2024 2:12 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Blonde bikini rank 'em
- Replies: 10
- Views: 584
Re: Blonde bikini rank 'em
Agreed on top 2. Bottom #2 if artfully displayed? Tentatively would harpoon. Where the fuck is Dinsdale?
- Fri Feb 16, 2024 2:06 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Blonde bikini rank 'em
- Replies: 10
- Views: 584
Re: Blonde bikini rank 'em
They all look similar because it's a fake. They all have the exact same teeth.d-townmike wrote: ↑Mon Jan 29, 2024 11:09 pm They all look similar which ads to the challenge of actually ranking them!
- Fri Feb 16, 2024 1:57 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Inventor of the Pop-Tart dead at 96
- Replies: 7
- Views: 264
Re: Inventor of the Pop-Tart dead at 96
WAR that guy who invented Poptarts.
- Fri Feb 16, 2024 1:50 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: How's that GQP boycott of the NFL coming?
- Replies: 18
- Views: 752
Re: How's that GQP boycott of the NFL coming?
"Hey! Let's watch Taylor's new boyfriend play football at the Usher concert!"
ScrewedintheAss is counting on the above demographic to push the decrepit, leering Pedo Joetato over the finish line.
ScrewedintheAss is counting on the above demographic to push the decrepit, leering Pedo Joetato over the finish line.