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Let's see if I recall this correctly, I'm thinking back here. Who was it who said something about, "There is no controlling legal authority that says this was in violation of law." Hmm. Seems like it's OK to be skeevy as long as there is "no controlling legal authority." Preceden...

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Roux wrote: ↑Sat Jun 08, 2024 12:23 am I do not believe it is an illness. It seems like it is a condition, although there's probably a better word that is not coming to mind now.

Condition? Better word for it? You're too fat to tap dance, counselor. You know exactly what it is.

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the main premise of our country’s founders, i.e. religion has no place in our government. Not correct. Please check your work and try again. The Establishment Clause would like to have a word with you, dumbshit. Holy Shit. You are a complete dumbfuck. The purpose of the Establishment Clause was to ...

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https://www.alternet.org/amp/school-vouchers-and-religion-2668459526 Twenty-eight states, nearly all Republican-controlled, are now spending billions of taxpayer dollars to support indoctrinating children in religion through voucher programs that can be used for mostly Christian schools. Five Repub...

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Screwy plays the team sports version of politics. Until the coach tells him there's a new play he will keep running the same sets. Posting Substack posts ERRRR blog posts as evidence is the 21st century version of posting a photo of the back of a truck stop restroom stall door. Yes, that's the &quo...

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Softball Bat wrote: ↑Wed Jun 05, 2024 8:36 pm How many busts did JFK have in the White House?

Did anyone take a UV light to the rugs...or walls?

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Good call, but NASA in general will scrub launches for the tiniest of reasons. They aren't willing to risk people being blown to smithereens. And nor should they. Wait? What? THA FUCK!! https://images-assets.nasa.gov/image/67PC-0016/67PC-0016~large.jpg?w=1920&h=1514&fit=clip&crop=faces%...

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Most people are considering the alternatives. The menu is not particularly appetizing either way. Pedo Joe is an objective failure. The disintegration of the Gaza aid pier is a perfect metaphor for his entire administration: Horrible ideas executed with catastrophic incompetence. Bidet is a joke an...

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as his own daughter confirms You're too smart for this, mvscal. Ashley's diary is genuine as is Humper the Crackhead's laptop which was just entered into evidence at his trial. What sort of drugs are you on to deny what is plainly obvious by this point? So how do you plan on rationalizing your vote...

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A vendor for my business (uniforms and cleaning supplies) forged my signature on a contract renewal. A vendor for your business? So this person is not in your employ or representing your company in an sort of capacity? Yeah, technically, there is a potential criminal element, but LE won't bother wi...

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You’ll rise again in November.’ Since the last election, trump has been found liable for sexual assault and defamation, liable for business fraud, found guilty of 34 felonies, and has 54 more felony charges pending. His own wife won't even be seen next to him. Yes, those are characteristics that sw...

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Well, shit. That sucks. He was definitely a character.
.RIP

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Sven Golly wrote: ↑Fri May 24, 2024 5:13 pm I know that stunt wreaked ever-loving havoc with his liver.

So there's that...

He was a life long alcoholic.

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Pentagon Tacitly Admits Biden’s Gaza Pier Stunt Is A Total Failure It didn’t take long for the Pentagon to all but confirm that the temporary Gaza port constructed at the behest of President Biden is turning out to be a total disaster. The admission came during a Tuesday press conference, in which ...

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Diego in Seattle wrote: ↑Wed May 22, 2024 5:02 pm
Roux wrote: ↑Wed May 22, 2024 4:52 pm
2) Did he pay her (directly or thru other persons) $130,000 for a non-disclosure agreement?
This is actually a crime when it is

A) done to alter the outcome of an election,

You mean like falsely asserting that Humper the Crackhead's laptop was "Russian disinformation"?

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kcdave wrote: ↑Sat May 18, 2024 8:33 amKick the ball, and shut the fuck up.

How is he supposed to shut the fuck up when he is asked to deliver a commencement speech at a catholic school?

Could you walk me through that process?

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I’m a patent attorney and before that was a research chemist. I’ve spent my life on the cutting edge of science. Obviously, if you blow billions trying to send humans to Mars etc, you are going to have to innovate. But for what purpose? We don’t need to know how to maintain humans in deep space. Th...

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https://i.postimg.cc/HxQJVx7m/20240509-141751.jpg Couldn't get a shot of the lighting. You have smegma on the tip of your thumb. Is it your own? How long do you typically leave it there? Did your little palm pad aid in its development? There may be more questions later. Since he's drinking Pud Ligh...

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Anonymous tiktokker says what? Very credible source.

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Softball Bat wrote: ↑Thu May 16, 2024 12:47 am If a comedian's delivery and/or material is not good, his raunchy act will soon become boring.

Foster Brooks was a master. From the way back machine:

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Sudden Sam wrote: ↑Thu May 16, 2024 1:13 pm Liberals, or at least the far left, really find themselves in a quandary these days. They express solidarity with Palestinians, some even with Hamas, yet doing so means they are aligning themselves with Iran.

...and Russia.

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Florida Man keeping it real. ‘In his underwear:’ Man arrested for joyriding around Vilano Beach, crashing stolen $100,000 boat A man’s ill-fated attempt to take a joy ride on a boat he didn’t own ended in a watery mess off the shores of St. Augustine, prompting a flurry of activity on social media. ...

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Let's get back on track here.

A tedium of Mikey shitposts

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Sudden Sam wrote: ↑Tue May 14, 2024 9:47 pm We cannot endure another 4 years of this administration’s fiscal ineptitude.

What’s the solution? I haven’t a fucking clue.

Not voting for the current administration would be a good start point.

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Nobody except liberals cares if the memes are racist. They’re just so fucking stupid. But they are the best things in these idiotic posts. kcdave makes me miss Kierland. I'm probably as far from a liberal as one can be and I find his memes pure shit. Park the Jetta, step out and shake yourself.

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What do you do if your mom is a sasquatch?

Sin,

Chaka Caine

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You know it. We laugh together at funny ass, stereotypical nog memes, beaner memes, and especially at memes featuring uptight crackers with some sort of white guilt bull shit complex. It's all about context, intent, and our lack of hatred or malice. All of this is a lie ...he said with his pussy li...

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OK. He does train dogs. He's you know working through all this sasquatch stuff. Work can help block out your problems. Here he is totally not thinking about being raped by a female sasquatch or having a 12' sasquatch jump off the roof and rub one out on his lawn. https://youtu.be/fuDCWc4ea7U?si=j-AP...

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I don't know. Can you provide an actual link to him training dogs?

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It's worse than we thought. He's under siege by perverted sasquatches or whatever the plural of fuckken sasquatch is.

https://youtu.be/Kdw1KSkO1tI?si=9MvI6oWaxnSHCVTN

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Mikey wrote: ↑Mon May 13, 2024 4:20 pm
mvscal wrote: ↑Mon May 13, 2024 2:15 pm
HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Mon May 13, 2024 2:05 pm
Like Fazoli's!

-dtown
Only Midwesterners will understand.
Thank God and gOD I don’t qualify.

Think Stouffer's lasagne and such dispensed at a drive thru.

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At least he can count on Screwey to give him a rimmer goddammit. We wouldn't want Jack weeping in the woods after being molested by that orange sasquatch.

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HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Mon May 13, 2024 2:05 pm
JPGettysburg wrote: ↑Mon May 13, 2024 6:25 am
HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Mon May 13, 2024 2:50 am I only have one mother. I am only required to call one person on Mother's Day, right?
Correct.

And it's nice to take mom to a nice place for primo Italian cuisine.
Like Fazoli's!

-dtown

Only Midwesterners will understand.

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That poor man. Is there a gofundme?

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Loved The Raven when I was a kid. Great cast. Vincent Price, Borris Karloff, Peter Lorre, Jack Nicholson.

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Sudden Sam wrote: ↑Fri May 10, 2024 9:06 pmBiden is a weak, not bright career politician whose every move is calculated to gain votes. That’s all he ever considers.

The only moves Pedo Joe is making are into his diaper.

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Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Sat May 11, 2024 12:28 pm What racist forums do you find your racist memes to share here?

Did those mean, orange memes grab you by your pussy?

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JPGettysburg wrote: ↑Sat May 11, 2024 9:48 am
mvscal wrote: ↑Sat May 11, 2024 2:58 am A bellyfull of spermatozoa.

--EAP
Wait, screwy is of that persuasion? Are you absolutely, positively sure?. Because he's a HUGE Shatner guy, which puts him squarely in the "straight" category unequivocally.

Fixed that for you. Thanks for bringing that to my attention.

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A bellyfull of spermatozoa.

--Screwy

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