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by Screw_Michigan
Fri May 17, 2024 8:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Boeing Starliner 1st Astronaut Flight
Replies: 18
Views: 275

Re: Boeing Starliner 1st Astronaut Flight

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Fri May 17, 2024 5:34 pm You could shut the fuck up once in a while. Just saying. It's an option.
He's the only poster here I have on ignore. I recommend it.
by Screw_Michigan
Fri May 17, 2024 4:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Boeing Starliner 1st Astronaut Flight
Replies: 18
Views: 275

Re: Boeing Starliner 1st Astronaut Flight

FUBAR is my favorite acronym. I try to use it as much as possible in daily conversation.
by Screw_Michigan
Fri May 17, 2024 4:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Scottie Scheffler Arrested
Replies: 13
Views: 195

Re: Scottie Scheffler Arrested

The Guardian reported that Scheffler asked a reporter standing there for help. What was he going to do?
by Screw_Michigan
Fri May 17, 2024 4:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Boeing Starliner 1st Astronaut Flight
Replies: 18
Views: 275

Re: Boeing Starliner 1st Astronaut Flight

Good point re Russia as the only back up plan. Not optimal. That hasn't stopped Congress and NASA from sending millions to Russia since the shuttle program was shut down, though. I think much of that was due to necessity. Until SpaceX came around, and even after it first did, ULA used a Russian roc...
by Screw_Michigan
Fri May 17, 2024 3:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Boeing Starliner 1st Astronaut Flight
Replies: 18
Views: 275

Re: Boeing Starliner 1st Astronaut Flight

Hope you're right. Call me crazy, but I've actually lost sleep over this. :-| It's definitely NOT something I want to be "right" on... The NASA bureaucrats are sold on the idea that we "need" two spacecraft subcontractors to shuttle astronauts back & forth to the ISS. Have w...
by Screw_Michigan
Fri May 17, 2024 1:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Boeing Starliner 1st Astronaut Flight
Replies: 18
Views: 275

Re: Boeing Starliner 1st Astronaut Flight

The mission is very important. We haven't invented something like Tang in 50+ years. We just have to keep pouring money into human space travel and new weapon systems. Otherwise Russia might figure out a way to transport its incredibly effective military machine to the U.S. border and then launch a...
by Screw_Michigan
Fri May 17, 2024 1:05 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Boeing Starliner 1st Astronaut Flight
Replies: 18
Views: 275

Re: Boeing Starliner 1st Astronaut Flight

We very well could lose the crew on this flight, followed by NASA's typical bullshit, "Going to space is HARD. Let's honor our heroes" You are obviously very knowledgeable about how NASA works. But I highly doubt we'll lose the crew on this flight. We've (humans) have been flying crew to ...
by Screw_Michigan
Wed May 15, 2024 10:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Tom Brady roast on Netflix
Replies: 23
Views: 477

Re: Tom Brady roast on Netflix

I'm certainly no Puritan, so foul language is fine (I've been known to excessively use it myself) as long as it's employed judiciously and with some context. As an example, maybe the funniest line I've heard during a celebrity roast was issued by Jeff Ross when Jerry Stiller was being roasted. Sand...
by Screw_Michigan
Wed May 15, 2024 9:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: TKO
Replies: 17
Views: 468

Re: TKO

dan's college room mate wrote: Wed May 15, 2024 9:21 pm Don’t much care how it’s spelled, and maybe they are city employees.

But the economics are the same. Labor is cheap, so they take advantage of it.


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You're not very bright. The more things change, the more they stay the same.
by Screw_Michigan
Wed May 15, 2024 8:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Boeing Starliner 1st Astronaut Flight
Replies: 18
Views: 275

Re: Boeing Starliner 1st Astronaut Flight

Is it a delay tactic to extort more money from the government, or is Boeing's space division every bit as much of a hot mess as BCA? I haven't really paid much attention to the development of space aircraft. Good question. From my jizzmopping experience, BA and LM never do anything by accident or c...
by Screw_Michigan
Wed May 15, 2024 8:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Tom Brady roast on Netflix
Replies: 23
Views: 477

Re: Tom Brady roast on Netflix

Started watching it but bailed after Jeff Ross, who's usually $$ at celebrity roasts. Kevin Hart is simply not funny, and while JR dropped a couple of decent blasts, it just seemed like an excuse for 5th graders to say fuck & shit (and gay ) repeatedly. Didn't figure it'd get much better over t...
by Screw_Michigan
Wed May 15, 2024 8:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Boeing Starliner 1st Astronaut Flight
Replies: 18
Views: 275

Re: Boeing Starliner 1st Astronaut Flight

Boeing sucks. Starliner sucks. SLS is the worst thing to ever happen to the US space industrial base. Bill Nelson is the piece of shit responsible for that and Biden cared enough to name him NASA administrator. Genius. It was funny to read that some USAF four star wrote Lockheed and Boeing space chi...
by Screw_Michigan
Wed May 15, 2024 1:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: TKO
Replies: 17
Views: 468

Re: TKO

It's Colombia you fucking idiot. And their "public" clay courts are maintained by city employees. They're not public in that anyone can just walk onto them and play any time, but the public is allowed to sign up and book time.
by Screw_Michigan
Tue May 14, 2024 10:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: RIP David Sanborn
Replies: 13
Views: 229

Re: RIP David Sanborn

Greg Hawkes' sax on All Mixed Up is awesome

by Screw_Michigan
Tue May 14, 2024 7:18 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: RIP David Sanborn
Replies: 13
Views: 229

Re: RIP David Sanborn

FiatLux wrote: Tue May 14, 2024 6:39 pm RIP.

Pretty much why I have two of my pieces tuned in b flat and a couple in A flat and D.

Most jazz is played in b flat and A flat and D will blend... because its more soothing to the ear.


Sax guy here as well.
Rock needs more sax
by Screw_Michigan
Tue May 14, 2024 4:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A Murder of Crows...
Replies: 43
Views: 1026

Re: A Murder of Crows...

Wolftard will rank 'em. They're in his age range.
by Screw_Michigan
Mon May 13, 2024 5:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 4594
Views: 1127033

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

When Dump made his "Jimmy" error, he was reading off a teleprompter and wasn't paying attention, or the 'prompter did not keep its speed up, or whatever... So, he fouled that off his foot. Dump in 2024 is a far cry from Dump in 2016. In 2016, he had positive energy. Now, he is fatigued, o...
by Screw_Michigan
Mon May 13, 2024 12:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: P.E.T.
Replies: 30
Views: 675

Re: P.E.T.

You forgot the E in PET
by Screw_Michigan
Mon May 13, 2024 12:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 5-11-24
Replies: 40
Views: 871

Re: Weekend Roll Call 5-11-24

kcdave wrote: Mon May 13, 2024 9:46 am You know it. We laugh together at funny ass, stereotypical nog memes, beaner memes, and especially at memes featuring uptight crackers with some sort of white guilt bull shit complex. It's all about context, intent, and our lack of hatred or malice.
All of this is a lie
by Screw_Michigan
Sun May 12, 2024 11:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: TKO
Replies: 17
Views: 468

Re: TKO

Why aren't there more clay courts in the US? I don't really buy the conventional wisdom that clay courts never caught on in the US because they cost more to maintain. I've seen only clay courts in Colombia and Buenos Aires. If Colombia can afford clay courts, the US can too. Anyway, tennis on clay i...
by Screw_Michigan
Sun May 12, 2024 6:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
Replies: 555
Views: 1047889

Re: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel

FiatLux wrote: Sun May 12, 2024 5:59 pm Image
My favorite GIF of all time
by Screw_Michigan
Sun May 12, 2024 12:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 5-11-24
Replies: 40
Views: 871

Re: Weekend Roll Call 5-11-24

kcdave wrote: Sun May 12, 2024 11:22 am You got me all figured out Mikey. Just a big ol' card carrying racist.
Yes, you're the victim here
by Screw_Michigan
Sat May 11, 2024 1:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 5-11-24
Replies: 40
Views: 871

Re: Weekend Roll Call 5-11-24

by Screw_Michigan
Sat May 11, 2024 12:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 5-11-24
Replies: 40
Views: 871

Re: Weekend Roll Call 5-11-24

Which racist forums do you find your racist memes to share here?
by Screw_Michigan
Fri May 10, 2024 9:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
Replies: 555
Views: 1047889

Re: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel

I assumed your response was related to what I had posted just prior to your post. If not, my bad. It's OK. The US will not provide arms to Israel for use in war crimes against Gazans. It will provide arms to Israel for use against Iran. Not difficult. Or if you're Bibi you can go on public tantrums...
by Screw_Michigan
Fri May 10, 2024 9:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
Replies: 555
Views: 1047889

Re: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel

Sudden Sam wrote: Fri May 10, 2024 9:37 pm You’re fine with Biden’s actions possibly spurring a war with Iran?! A war we likely would get directly involved in? Wow.
Who said anything about the US not allowing its arms to be used against Iran? You are the master at jumping to conclusions.
by Screw_Michigan
Fri May 10, 2024 9:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
Replies: 555
Views: 1047889

Re: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel

Israel is kicking Hamas' ass like the Harlem Globetrotters beat the Washington Generals. Why does Israel need US weapons to commit atrocities and war crimes? Netanyahu is a POS. Good for Biden.
by Screw_Michigan
Fri May 10, 2024 12:17 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Miss USA and Miss Teen USA...
Replies: 27
Views: 691

Re: Miss USA and Miss Teen USA...

d-townmike wrote: Fri May 10, 2024 12:14 am No thread is safe in this place. Any topic can become political with those suffering from TDS.
Translation: I need a safe space to hide
by Screw_Michigan
Thu May 09, 2024 1:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Miss USA and Miss Teen USA...
Replies: 27
Views: 691

Re: Miss USA and Miss Teen USA...

Pre-pubescent girls in beauty contents? I'm all over this.

Sincerely,
Carson, T1B's Roman Polanski
by Screw_Michigan
Thu May 09, 2024 1:47 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A Murder of Crows...
Replies: 43
Views: 1026

Re: A Murder of Crows...

Mikey wrote: Wed May 08, 2024 9:51 pm What do you call a bunch of snails?
Compassionate conservatives
by Screw_Michigan
Wed May 08, 2024 7:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: This shithole is malfunctioning
Replies: 5
Views: 139

Re: This shithole is malfunctioning

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Wed May 08, 2024 7:17 pm Those are my trolls. It also slows my computer down when I have 147 browsers and VPNs open, if you wanted to know.
Oh. So you're Dan J, huh?
by Screw_Michigan
Wed May 08, 2024 6:15 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: This shithole is malfunctioning
Replies: 5
Views: 139

This shithole is malfunctioning

Keep getting this random error message when clicking on threads and links here. Seems like a full on assault by Dan J and Sick Fuck with the prosthetic crank. I don't know if T1B will survive this onslaught of debauchery. Maybe the benevolent fascist who owns and operates this sordid clambake will f...
by Screw_Michigan
Tue May 07, 2024 5:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pop, you familiar with these books?
Replies: 84
Views: 2051

Re: Pop, you familiar with these books?

Let's talk tennis. That's much more fun than discussing flat earf.

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by Screw_Michigan
Mon May 06, 2024 3:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Assault with fried chicken (no need to actually guess the race)
Replies: 25
Views: 749

Re: Assault with fried chicken (no need to actually guess the race)

mvscal wrote: Mon May 06, 2024 3:11 pm Maybe he's merely astonished at how fucking fat that stupid bitch is.
Maybe you can give him a make work job at your hate association since he won't be getting a job with any decent employers any time soon.
by Screw_Michigan
Sun May 05, 2024 8:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 5-4-24
Replies: 25
Views: 715

Re: Weekend Roll Call 5-4-24

NCAA lacrosse on TV, conference championships. ND vs Duke, ND is #1 in the country and beating the hell out of #2 Duke. I hate to think how stupid these guys would have made me look in the goal. The talent difference is vast, and that word isn't sufficient. They'd probably beat my TCU team somethin...
by Screw_Michigan
Sun May 05, 2024 12:39 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
Replies: 555
Views: 1047889

Re: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel

Sudden Sam wrote: Sat May 04, 2024 9:49 pm Nice work.

On NewsNation yesterday, the NYPD was displaying some of the terrorism manuals, gear, and supplies they found after clearing the building at Columbia.

Those stupid kids don’t even know they’re being used. Pathetic.
Yeah, NYPD. They have a ton of credibility.
by Screw_Michigan
Sat May 04, 2024 5:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Assault with fried chicken (no need to actually guess the race)
Replies: 25
Views: 749

Re: Assault with fried chicken (no need to actually guess the race)

Roux wrote: Sat May 04, 2024 2:15 pm This dumbass should have known better. I guess he's finding out now. Nice job limiting your career before it even started.

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Wish I was surprised.
by Screw_Michigan
Sat May 04, 2024 12:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Assault with fried chicken (no need to actually guess the race)
Replies: 25
Views: 749

Re: Assault with fried chicken (no need to actually guess the race)

If you want an "Amazing World of Nogs" thread, why don't you have the courage to start one? See how that works out for you.
by Screw_Michigan
Fri May 03, 2024 12:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: ELO’s light dinner
Replies: 9
Views: 338

Re: ELO’s light dinner

Diego in Seattle wrote: Fri May 03, 2024 12:08 pm No surprise that you don't understand the GD concept.

Nor is it a surprise that you continue to exhibit your obsession with pedophilia.
T1B's Roman Polanski is the definition of throwing stones in glass houses.
by Screw_Michigan
Thu May 02, 2024 8:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: HAPPY MAY DAY!
Replies: 12
Views: 432

Re: HAPPY MAY DAY!

Wolfman wrote: Thu May 02, 2024 8:36 pm May 6 is my noteable birthday. I'll be 85.
Happy early birthday, Wolftard.