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by Screw_Michigan
Fri Mar 05, 2010 5:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Excerpt from Jim Edmonds autobiography
Replies: 11
Views: 565

Re: Excerpt from Jim Edmonds autobiography

RACK Edmonds! Always liked him as a ballplayer; had one of the great follow-throughs on his swing, and was nails on defense. Dude apparently knew how to score, too - both on and off the field. I heard he was a pretty big red ass but I was a fan of him as well. This line is the best: Southern Califo...
by Screw_Michigan
Fri Mar 05, 2010 5:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Excerpt from Jim Edmonds autobiography
Replies: 11
Views: 565

Re: Excerpt from Jim Edmonds autobiography

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I'm not reading all that.
You wish you were able to read all that.
by Screw_Michigan
Fri Mar 05, 2010 4:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Excerpt from Jim Edmonds autobiography
Replies: 11
Views: 565

Excerpt from Jim Edmonds autobiography

This is a chain letter I got from a friend, but unlike the other shit chain letters you get, this is actually pretty fucking funny. EXCLUSIVE! JIM EDMONDS BIOGRAPHY! Dudes, I have some pretty awesome news! I don't know if you guys heard about this, but last year when Jim Edmonds was out of baseball ...
by Screw_Michigan
Fri Mar 05, 2010 3:02 pm
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: Ed Hightower
Replies: 41
Views: 1896

Re: Ed Hightower

Individual schools hire refs, right?
by Screw_Michigan
Fri Mar 05, 2010 2:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Retirement update
Replies: 22
Views: 757

Re: Retirement update

Mace wrote:substitute teaching is a sweet racket
Obviously you're not teaching in an inner-city high school.
by Screw_Michigan
Fri Mar 05, 2010 2:53 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: (!)Skins cut half the team(!)
Replies: 7
Views: 498

Re: (!)Skins cut half the team(!)

First time I've ever had to drop (!) blasts in the NFL forum. I'm Senate material now.
by Screw_Michigan
Fri Mar 05, 2010 1:45 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Man electrocuted by urinating on power line (Yep.)
Replies: 13
Views: 991

Re: Man electrocuted by urinating on power line (Yep.)

I've been watching a few Ren and Stimpy episodes since this thread was created and that is the most fucked up shit you could ever pass off to kids as a cartoon. Right up there with Wonder Showzen, and WS was never marketed to kids!
by Screw_Michigan
Fri Mar 05, 2010 1:02 am
Forum: Bitter_Pittsburgher music forum
Topic: Plants and Animals tour dates
Replies: 6
Views: 441

Plants and Animals tour dates

These guys are the quintessential Montreal indie band: sick alternative licks in the Montreal style. Great shit. These guys are going to be huge. Check out Parc Avenue. They have a new album coming out as well. Nice. Mar 9 2010 8:00P Music Hall of Williamsburg Brooklyn, New York Mar 12 2010 8:00P Le...
by Screw_Michigan
Fri Mar 05, 2010 12:10 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: (!)Skins cut half the team(!)
Replies: 7
Views: 498

(!)Skins cut half the team(!)

Gotta rack that. Todd Collins also got let go too, which means a QB will most likely be drafted. No telling who. http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/03/04/AR2010030404083.html?nav=rss_email/components The core of the Washington Redskins' roster underwent a major shake-up on Thu...
by Screw_Michigan
Fri Mar 05, 2010 12:04 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: You can't make payment ?? Then suck this...
Replies: 14
Views: 1862

Re: You can't make payment ?? Then suck this...

It was probably Dickbag's van.

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by Screw_Michigan
Thu Mar 04, 2010 10:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Ever been in a situation...
Replies: 27
Views: 1100

Re: Ever been in a situation...

Fucking RACK Scott.
by Screw_Michigan
Wed Mar 03, 2010 11:19 pm
Forum: Motorsports
Topic: You all are going to be so jealous
Replies: 4
Views: 961

Re: You all are going to be so jealous

Kardashian sponsoring a race car. The world is now ending.
by Screw_Michigan
Wed Mar 03, 2010 3:32 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Big Ten Expansion Yet Again
Replies: 427
Views: 17094

Re: Big Ten Expansion Yet Again

Greenstein's a HACK! FRAUD! He's got a vendetta against ND and the Big 11!

Sin,

M Club, WolverineSteve
by Screw_Michigan
Wed Mar 03, 2010 2:47 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Big Ten Expansion Yet Again
Replies: 427
Views: 17094

Re: Big Ten Expansion Yet Again

Why would ND turn down a minimum of $10 million more in revenue by not joining the Big 11?
by Screw_Michigan
Wed Mar 03, 2010 1:44 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Hey Carson...
Replies: 9
Views: 354

Re: Hey Carson...

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Seek immediate psychiatric help.
He's kind of over-leveraged with his $900k house to afford psychiatric help, don't you think?
by Screw_Michigan
Wed Mar 03, 2010 1:40 pm
Forum: Cooking Forum
Topic: Best Roast Chicken. Ever.
Replies: 46
Views: 1815

Re: Best Roast Chicken. Ever.

Goober McTuber wrote:BTW, there's a huge difference between Madison and the rest of the state.
You're right. The overwhelming number of faggots calling Madison home compared to the rest of the state is off the charts.
by Screw_Michigan
Wed Mar 03, 2010 12:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How not to conduct an interview
Replies: 13
Views: 608

Re: How not to conduct an interview

What's the problem?
by Screw_Michigan
Wed Mar 03, 2010 1:31 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Free Press allegatins vs. NCAA findings (long read)
Replies: 36
Views: 944

Re: Free Press allegatins vs. NCAA findings (long read)

I'm not whining, I don't subscribe to the freep nor do I check it out online very much the last few years. My problem is with the integrity of the journalism. I have a friend who put in 30 years in the sports department at the freep and he is disgusted with the lack of integrity at the freep, he wa...
by Screw_Michigan
Wed Mar 03, 2010 1:28 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hey Mikey...
Replies: 16
Views: 790

Re: Hey Mikey...

Who says he's even going to put her on the deed?
by Screw_Michigan
Tue Mar 02, 2010 8:37 pm
Forum: Bitter_Pittsburgher music forum
Topic: Pavement reunion
Replies: 4
Views: 666

Re: Pavement reunion

Here's Range Life from Pavement's show in Oz last night (is that jo in the front row?):

by Screw_Michigan
Tue Mar 02, 2010 8:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: All your medals are belong to us!
Replies: 44
Views: 2274

Re: All your medals are belong to us!

Van, there is no hyphen between prison and rape. FYI.
by Screw_Michigan
Tue Mar 02, 2010 7:57 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Free Press allegatins vs. NCAA findings (long read)
Replies: 36
Views: 944

Re: Free Press allegatins vs. NCAA findings (long read)

The Freep (and every other fucking rag in Michigan) sucked U-M's dick for generations and now your bitching because the Freep found something to blast you about. We GET that. Nobody here is saying neither the Freep or U-M is void of any blame in this matter, but your over-the-top whining is beyond s...
by Screw_Michigan
Tue Mar 02, 2010 6:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: All your medals are belong to us!
Replies: 44
Views: 2274

Re: All your medals are belong to us!

All in all, if we took away the ridiculous made-for-America events, what would the medal count be? Hey, if The Congo and Kazakhstan want to invent some of their own 'sports' beyond prostitution and can-kicking, nobody's stopping them. "Here in Kazakhstan, our pastimes are: archery, disco danci...
by Screw_Michigan
Tue Mar 02, 2010 1:09 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: All your medals are belong to us!
Replies: 44
Views: 2274

Re: All your medals are belong to us!

Van wrote:curling is about as popular as prison-rape
Fucking bwaha. Stanley Pickle's big on prison rape, too.
by Screw_Michigan
Mon Mar 01, 2010 3:58 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bestest winter olympic sport.
Replies: 337
Views: 19018

Re: Bestest winter olympic sport.

Nobody cares anymore.
by Screw_Michigan
Mon Mar 01, 2010 1:21 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bestest winter olympic sport.
Replies: 337
Views: 19018

Re: Bestest winter olympic sport.

I've been to the Canadian Embassy three of the last seven nights to watch Olympic hockey and I have to rack you Canadians for throwing sweet hockey-centered parties and, of course, serving us free Molson Canadian. Last Sunday, after the US beat Canada, I tried to score one last free beer as the game...
by Screw_Michigan
Mon Mar 01, 2010 1:12 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bestest winter olympic sport.
Replies: 337
Views: 19018

Re: Bestest winter olympic sport.

watching NBC's gay highlight show. they are showing the flying tomato. holy fukking shit that dude gets air. he was definitely the most dominant athlete of the games. I'm actually watching this shit too. WTF is wrong with us? They stopped showing Vonn highlights an hour ago and half of them were of...
by Screw_Michigan
Mon Mar 01, 2010 12:46 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bestest winter olympic sport.
Replies: 337
Views: 19018

Re: Bestest winter olympic sport.

Got to give it up to Sid the Kid. He was already a legend in the making. With that shot he just went straight past legend to God. Great game Canada. All except for a rather mediocre performance the rest of the tournament. If he doesn't score that goal, our fishwraps would have roasted him alive tom...
by Screw_Michigan
Mon Mar 01, 2010 12:45 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bestest winter olympic sport.
Replies: 337
Views: 19018

Re: Bestest winter olympic sport.

Dear Canada,

What is your fucking obsession with the color black? I don't see it anywhere in your fucking flag. Thanks.

Sin,

Your friends from down South
by Screw_Michigan
Mon Mar 01, 2010 12:41 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bestest winter olympic sport.
Replies: 337
Views: 19018

Re: Bestest winter olympic sport.

BSmack wrote:Got to give it up to Sid the Kid. He was already a legend in the making. With that shot he just went straight past legend to God. Great game Canada.
Yep. Just make sure to him 'em with your purse in the playoffs one more time, Sidney.
by Screw_Michigan
Mon Mar 01, 2010 12:15 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bestest winter olympic sport.
Replies: 337
Views: 19018

Re: Bestest winter olympic sport.

MuchoBulls wrote:
Mikey wrote:Who cares?

It's hockey.
Still the best sport there is.
The consistent speed, finesse and violence is unrivaled. Rack that take.
by Screw_Michigan
Mon Mar 01, 2010 12:10 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Question?
Replies: 21
Views: 907

Re: Question?

Cueball wrote:
PSUFAN wrote:Hand them a ticket to a Great White concert.
So not cool
Yeah, but it was extremely insensitive, so I'll RACK the fuck out of it.
by Screw_Michigan
Mon Mar 01, 2010 12:00 am
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: Steve Alford meltdown
Replies: 2
Views: 806

Re: Steve Alford meltdown

What a douche.

Guy I saw play in high school my first year in Elkhart plays for Alfraud. I'd love to hear his take. He committed to Iowa but went to NM when Alfraud left. I was skeptical at first but he's really played well out in ABQ and NM is a good team.
by Screw_Michigan
Sun Feb 28, 2010 11:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bestest winter olympic sport.
Replies: 337
Views: 19018

Re: Bestest winter olympic sport.

Local sports hack on WRC in DC just said today's game was the highest rated hockey game of all time. :shock: :shock: :shock:
by Screw_Michigan
Sun Feb 28, 2010 11:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bestest winter olympic sport.
Replies: 337
Views: 19018

Re: Bestest winter olympic sport.

Touche, dick. Let me know when anyone in the world worth a fuck gives a shit about British TV ratings.
by Screw_Michigan
Sun Feb 28, 2010 11:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bestest winter olympic sport.
Replies: 337
Views: 19018

Re: Bestest winter olympic sport.

Props to Canada. Miller stops that shot 99% of the time, just not today. Great tournament, great win for the US last Sunday, just wish that win would have been today.

I called my shot, Brodeur blows. Luongo should have started from the beginning.
by Screw_Michigan
Sun Feb 28, 2010 11:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bestest winter olympic sport.
Replies: 337
Views: 19018

Re: Bestest winter olympic sport.

Nishlord wrote:I bet there are more people watching this game here than the Super Bowl.
Doubt it, but thanks for the thought.
by Screw_Michigan
Sun Feb 28, 2010 11:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bestest winter olympic sport.
Replies: 337
Views: 19018

Re: Bestest winter olympic sport.

Mr T wrote:
Dr_Phibes wrote:Don't split your track pants, gentlemen.
Whats wrong with fuckin track pants?

Sin,
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BWAHAHAH! "You can still smoke dope and get drunk every night as an adult, you just have to get up in the morning." -- Rickey.