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by Rich Fader
Fri Aug 03, 2007 11:47 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Onward Christian Homos!!
Replies: 34
Views: 3321

...and I know somebody's going to try to argue that Gannon was only pretending to be a journalist. To which my answer naturally enough would be: "So's most of the press corps."
by Rich Fader
Fri Aug 03, 2007 10:16 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Onward Christian Homos!!
Replies: 34
Views: 3321

My take on the Jeff Gannon thing is...what's the big deal? At any given time, most of the White House press corps is a bunch of whores anyway. Gannon was just more open about it, and on the payroll.
by Rich Fader
Fri Aug 03, 2007 4:08 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Risa Poll
Replies: 40
Views: 3738

Mr. Chairman, the state of California moves that the convention accept "Who gives a fuck? Just make her stop!" as the winner by acclamation.
by Rich Fader
Thu Aug 02, 2007 12:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Onward Christian Homos!!
Replies: 34
Views: 3321

I think it's obvious at this point that our atheist posse actually avoids the church because they're secretly uncomfortable with their sexual identity. They're disturbed, and yet excited, at the tingly feelings in their special parts every time they flip past Paul Crouch on TBN (or in the ladies' ca...
by Rich Fader
Wed Aug 01, 2007 12:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: More death: Tom Snyder
Replies: 12
Views: 458

Back to the topic...Tom Snyder was nails. Great news guy. Great talk show host. Would have been one of the Smartest Men in the Jungle if he'd been a Rome Show fan. Possibly the coolest dude ever to work for NBC news. Maybe any network news department.

R.I.P.
by Rich Fader
Wed Aug 01, 2007 4:38 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: More death: Tom Snyder
Replies: 12
Views: 458

"Chocolate Rain"? Enema fetish video?
by Rich Fader
Wed Aug 01, 2007 4:30 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: General Wesley Clark, hardly a tree-hugging liberal
Replies: 73
Views: 6500

Ah, yes, Wesley Clark...or as I like to think of him, the presidential candidate who makes John Edwards look troglodytically heterosexual.
by Rich Fader
Thu Jul 26, 2007 4:13 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Death Cat: Explanation?
Replies: 20
Views: 1946

Never mind an explanation. I'm just praying that Oscar starts feeling the need for a roadie to Albuquerque.
by Rich Fader
Sun Jul 22, 2007 1:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Anyone have an old Thunderbirds puppet in the Death Pool?
Replies: 4
Views: 295

Image

Believe it or not...her high-school graduation picture.

R.I.P.
by Rich Fader
Sun Jul 22, 2007 2:00 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: invictus is the new black athority around here.
Replies: 11
Views: 396

Vic is nails. And since when is it a sin to be an asshole on this site? The sole unforgivable sin is to be boring. Which reminds me...

adelpiero, absolutely concur on Risa. That woman emits more shit than Najeh Davenport.
by Rich Fader
Mon Jul 16, 2007 8:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: For the One Track Mind Crew...
Replies: 59
Views: 2279

By the way, shouldn't that be the "XR1TrackMind" crew?

"Chew it!"
by Rich Fader
Mon Jul 16, 2007 8:05 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Can anyone guess...
Replies: 8
Views: 341

Well, it's not Najeh Davenport, which is whom I'd have first associated with Risa, because they're both famous for shit takes.
by Rich Fader
Sun Jul 15, 2007 11:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If in Bama, for your drinking needs
Replies: 26
Views: 1473

Maybe she should. She might be more amusing then.
by Rich Fader
Sun Jul 15, 2007 11:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Spinner's Top 20 List (better?)
Replies: 23
Views: 671

OTST, for the love of God and G0D.
by Rich Fader
Sun Jul 15, 2007 6:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If in Bama, for your drinking needs
Replies: 26
Views: 1473

I'm assuming that what you're trying to say, Sam, is that if in Bama for your drinking needs...New Orleans isn't that far of a roadie.

Yes?
by Rich Fader
Sun Jul 15, 2007 4:26 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Meat Bikini
Replies: 26
Views: 1184

I'm trying to figure out when I or anybody else on this board drunk/sleep/otherwise posted that we needed Risa back. We did not. Truly, I'd rather have ('Skins) Dame back. At least she was cool, intelligent and posted some hot models every once in a while. God bless her. Hell...I would gladly have i...
by Rich Fader
Wed Jul 11, 2007 4:44 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Irrelevant News Dept: LesbianGang Scare Slightly Exaggerated
Replies: 9
Views: 1243

I'd like to note that this thread is absolutely worthless without pics of good (lipstick) lesbian action.

Thank you.

:D
by Rich Fader
Tue Jul 10, 2007 4:46 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (G)Petraeus: Heavy Lifting!(G)
Replies: 103
Views: 4949

LT2 listens to the voices in his head, singing Tibetan throat music.

:lol:
by Rich Fader
Mon Jul 09, 2007 3:37 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (G)Petraeus: Heavy Lifting!(G)
Replies: 103
Views: 4949

It's a fight! It's a fight! It's a moonbat and a...nother moonbat!

Damn...and I don't even have any popcorn ready. Bugger.
by Rich Fader
Sun Jul 08, 2007 7:26 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: The Bronx is Burning
Replies: 11
Views: 464

If I wasn't so Yankee'd out already with ESPN...I would probably consider watching that. John Turturro should be great as Billy Martin. Probably won't have time to watch it, but I second that. Don't know enough about the guy playing Reggie to say how he'll do, except he kind of looks like him. Oliv...
by Rich Fader
Fri Jul 06, 2007 1:37 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (G)Petraeus: Heavy Lifting!(G)
Replies: 103
Views: 4949

Sure, tell the tens of thousands of young American men with their legs blown off to "....er. eject," and be sure to tell them not to mope! Gee, have you noticed that YOU have no take at all? Besides childish snips at me. Just trying to keep it on a level you can understand. Friendly sugge...
by Rich Fader
Tue Jul 03, 2007 10:18 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (G)Petraeus: Heavy Lifting!(G)
Replies: 103
Views: 4949

LTS TRN 2 wrote:errrrrrrrr, eject!
by Rich Fader
Mon Jul 02, 2007 10:05 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (G)Petraeus: Heavy Lifting!(G)
Replies: 103
Views: 4949

LTS TRN 2 wrote:Moreover, the Iranians--who have never attacked anyone--
We laughed.

Sincerely,
The staff and Marine detachment of the American Embassy Tehran, November 4, 1979
by Rich Fader
Sun Jul 01, 2007 12:54 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (G)Petraeus: Heavy Lifting!(G)
Replies: 103
Views: 4949

Okay, a carnitas dinner and a round of Cadillac Margaritas.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
by Rich Fader
Thu Jun 28, 2007 4:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (G)Petraeus: Heavy Lifting!(G)
Replies: 103
Views: 4949

A carnitas dinner for four at El Torito?

:lol:
by Rich Fader
Wed Jun 27, 2007 2:59 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Oh God, no
Replies: 23
Views: 2648

titlover wrote:rack that link if only for the reason that it had this slut's pic on it.

Image


sweet jesus!!!!! :o:o:o
If Wills doesn't want to hit that, I will.
by Rich Fader
Tue Jun 26, 2007 5:03 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dear President Bush,
Replies: 65
Views: 3146

...Yep. I'd definitely rather keep the Meskins and deport a bunch of you guys.

RACK me for being right and RACK those of you who are proving my point.

:lol:
by Rich Fader
Tue Jun 26, 2007 4:58 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Oh God, no
Replies: 23
Views: 2648

Oh, it's Becks. I thought you were already suffering buyer's remorse over Gordon Brown. Never mind. Not that Cameron would be much of an improvement. Talk about Twattledee and Twattledum. In any case...RACK the photo of Posh trying valiantly to throw out the first pitch. [cue the Bud Light "Rea...
by Rich Fader
Sun Jun 24, 2007 2:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dear President Bush,
Replies: 65
Views: 3146

Guys, I hate to break this to you, but if I were in charge, I'd probably rather keep the Mexicans and deport most of you. And if the people in Washington knew you all, they probably would too. Hell, I think even Tom Tancredo would make that call.
by Rich Fader
Sat Jun 23, 2007 4:13 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (G)Petraeus: Heavy Lifting!(G)
Replies: 103
Views: 4949

LTS TRN 2 wrote:Fader, do you actually have an opinion?
Yes. You're a twat.

Oh, wait a minute. That's not a take. That's a fact.
by Rich Fader
Fri Jun 22, 2007 9:20 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (G)Petraeus: Heavy Lifting!(G)
Replies: 103
Views: 4949

Re: Petraeus: Heavy Lifting!

LTS TRN 2 wrote: Anyone you know signing up? Coming home in a box? With severe mental disorders?
LT2, I had no idea you were a vet. Props. Thanks for your service.

Remember, sedatives are your friends. The more the better.
by Rich Fader
Sun Jun 17, 2007 9:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rope a Dope
Replies: 31
Views: 697

Re: Rope a Dope

mvscal wrote:
Mikey wrote:Has a punch thrown by a ballplayer ever actually connected?
Occasionally.

Image
:lol:

RACK.

And RACK Nolie.
by Rich Fader
Sat Jun 16, 2007 11:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hey you shitbag lawyers, should Nifong get disbarred?
Replies: 61
Views: 3555

Given that that's what they're recommending, I think what the T1B Bar Association thinks is kind of moot at this point.
by Rich Fader
Sun Jun 10, 2007 5:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: All hail!
Replies: 20
Views: 711

Global warming causes...frozen rain within a week or two of the summer solstice?

Then global warming is a hell of a thing. Is there anything it can't do?
by Rich Fader
Sun Jun 10, 2007 2:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: All hail!
Replies: 20
Views: 711

Yeah, nothing says "global warming" quite like frozen rain...let alone golfball-sized hail...in the middle of June.

WAR a really inconvenient truth
by Rich Fader
Sun Jun 03, 2007 8:26 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: So I watched a fatty fuck herself with a beer bottle
Replies: 19
Views: 2273

[extended, convulsive... :lol: ...]

[BING! BING! BING!]

You know, at this point, I don't care if it's true or not. Great story. An instant classic.

WAR twelve-ounce glass dicks

:lol: :lol: :lol:
by Rich Fader
Sat Jun 02, 2007 11:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Little Piggy Murders Majestic Hog
Replies: 50
Views: 4074

R-jack, you really don't get it. Billy Graham paying an emotional visit to the Creation Park in Florida, gently--with a mounting sob--reminding any yahoo who will listen (like you) that the dinosaurs existed side by side with humans.... and you'll presume to condescend to a 1,060-lb feral hog? I'd ...
by Rich Fader
Sat Jun 02, 2007 3:36 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Little Piggy Murders Majestic Hog
Replies: 50
Views: 4074

R-jack, you really don't get it. Billy Graham paying an emotional visit to the Creation Park in Florida, gently--with a mounting sob--reminding any yahoo who will listen (like you) that the dinosaurs existed side by side with humans.... and you'll presume to condescend to a 1,060-lb feral hog? I'd ...
by Rich Fader
Thu May 31, 2007 2:37 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Little Piggy Murders Majestic Hog
Replies: 50
Views: 4074

I still say that if God did not mean for us to eat pig, then why did He make it out of meat?
by Rich Fader
Mon May 28, 2007 4:01 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Little Piggy Murders Majestic Hog
Replies: 50
Views: 4074

I'm sorry...it's just a shame to let that much good eatin' go to waste.

WAR carnitas for everybody

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