T1B

LTS TRN 2 wrote:Who the fuck is "Dan J" and why would anyone want to hack this palsied forum?

You seem pretty fucking oblivious. This is good. This is real good...

And just who is "we," you weirdo? You'll know exactly who the "we" is when Dan J's ramming his prosthetic fist in the quivering anus that is The One Board's server. Our work with "Anonymous" is over, and now we're focused on ass hammering this piece of shit message boa...

This was just our way of letting you losers know who's still in control of this dump. The Alliance is working on more important things these days, but Dan J just wanted you shitheads to know we haven't forgotten about this place. Cat Daddy's prosthetic cock is always inches away from T1B's dimehole,...

This is just a tiny sampling of what Dan J and Ocelot X are capable of. Gone are the days of The Alliance buttfucking message boards into oblivion. We have much bigger fish to fry. But don't ease your sphincters for one fucking second. ANY time, day or night, we are capable of cornholing this shitho...

The Alliance is back and stronger than ever. Dan J loses sleep at night contemplating all the ways he can fuck this place to high heaven. Each and every one of you smug fucks will go down with the ship. We're coming in dry, no lube. Prepare your anuses, shitdicks.

Obonghit may take credit for this, but make no mistake, the death of Bin Laden was entirely the work of The Alliance. You people may have noticed our absence as of late. We've moved on to bigger and better things. But do NOT piss us off, because we are not above breaking out our prosthetic dicks fro...

where exactly do you want to be fucked?

This place is fucking DONE.

Abu's just testing out some new toys on this shitbox. This is what happens. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS when you FUCK WITH US.

Whatever, fuckfaces. It's all fun and games until you get a big, thick prosthetic cock jammed up the dirtpipe that is your server.

Stay tuned, assblasters. The Warlord is literally SALIVATING over fucking this place up.

While you handwringing fucktoids squabble back and forth over "he said, she said" just know the basic fucking FACTS: WE buttfucked this board into oblivion. The idea that others are taking credit for Abu's brilliant display of server deep dicking has pissed him off to NO end. Make no fucki...

That was just a taste of what we're capable of.

Be prepared to inhale our sacks, fuckos.

I predict an influx of .net people coming here very soon. That place has become a ghost town with maybe 7 posters left. Some have gone to Sucknuts and some have come here. It's all part of our master plan - to lure every single one of you worthless fuckeads to the same place and then fuck the SHIT ...

Whatever weakass bullshit this "crew" has planned for 10/31 will look like child's play compared to what's about to go down on 11/14. Cat Daddy and The Warlord are lubing their dicks right now in anticipation.

This place is DONE.

mvscal wrote:What's up with all these spambots lately? Can this be the glans of Dan Jones' monstrous prosthetic phallus?

Do you think 6/16 is a joke, fuckstain?

Lube up, dildos.

You idiots simply cannot comprehend the level of hatred Dan Jones and Son Of a Bitch have for this place. The second you losers let your guard down is when we're going to fuck this place HARD. We're going completely lubeless, once again, like we did at Smackchat.

6/16 is coming, fukkos.