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I really think there is something brewing that could be epic. That "Sanjaya" board about that cat on American Idol was just launched today . Turns out, it's dudes looking to troll on the gayness of Sanjaya. I am already registered there and have posted in COMPLETE support of Sanjaya . They...

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I didn't see any 3-foot logs. I was looking for 3-foot logs.

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I don't have an Xbox let alone a nickname on Xbox. I'm heterosexual, physically fit, sexually active, moved out of my parents house, don't work in fast food, etc. Old dude, your levels of self-proclaimed coolness are already getting waaaaaay the fuck out of hand. By the way, you probably won't find...

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Not to speak for Prime, but I think we were just looking for somewhere to unleash the epic

emoticons. Seemed like as good a place as any. Sorry, Rootbeer.

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Nice one, Prime. Hey, CWDTH?

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Dinsdale wrote:A person supposedly can use very large pics for avatars, and as long as the person viewing the thread is logged in as a member, the avatars are automatically resized to the normal T1B avatar parameters.

I guess I'm not logged in then. They seem big as shit to me.

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I'm the last person to ever attempt to run any geographical superiority smack, but whoever here thinks that southern women in general are not seriously more money than other parts of the country chicks is fucking high. Sin, Inconsistant with the "fittest/fattest cities" lists (which, gran...

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Dinsdale wrote:Ifg you're logged in, the fagatars allegedly resize themselves.

I don't know what that means, but I love you so I'll RACK it. PM me about what it means.

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I expect this to ride the fast lane to the TROTS, but why are a couple of people here allowed to have avatars the size of EM's forehead? Not to be a little bitch, but as few threads that are started here, I would assume that it would be easily noticed and dealt with accordingly. My $4.39 is obviousl...

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I'm the last person to ever attempt to run any geographical superiority smack, but whoever here thinks that southern women in general are not seriously more money than other parts of the country chicks is fucking high.

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RACK this thread. I guarantee you that we are less than 2 pages away from forming an intervention group for bbqjones and ElvisMonster. There's a lot of love up in this bitch.

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PrimeX wrote::fist in my rump:

Dude, I completely so just crushed you.

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Do you ever look at a picture like that and think "Every one of those fuckers is dead as shit right now." Kind of sobering.

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Tom, that's one of the best posts I've read. Ever. [Ali G] Much respect. [/Ali G]

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This was horrible misuse of the internet. Come party with us and forget your troubles. Sin, http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v437/Crown35/fu.jpg Never. Gets. Old. For my money, one of the most fabulous "This will be funny ................ oh, shit .............. reversed" ideas I've seen...

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Other than Cuda, what respected posters do you feel really suck? No one else even come close. I have an insurmountable lead and absolute bode in that department. Actually, this was a little bit funny. Please disregard this thread. Cuda, I'm sorry. I don't know why I chose you as the target of this ...

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RACK ST. Patrick's Day in Savannah. I'm surprised how little run it gets Nationally. I went to college 45 minutes from Savannah, and hit the ST. Patrick's day festivities five straight years. It's been 15 years since I've been. I don't really remember it being quite as crowded back then as you descr...

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I don't recall approving any of this.

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This category is actually kind of tough to really explain the rules. "Respected" and "never" are rather ambiguous and interpretive. With that being said, I'll leave it open to discussion. My selection, however, is Cuda. I've seen him around for years. For the life of me, I don't ...

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I was really digging how this thread started. Rootbeer is from before my time on theses boards, but I have obviously read many a reference. RACK the fuck out of his first few posts. Really, really well done. However, this fucking abortion went so Spreadsheet_the_Shrubber and Lutheresque in such a hu...

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RACK Mgo. Well done, man.

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Jess, how did your stand up gig turn out, dog?

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I'll just stay up here on the rooftop, looking for the occasional target of opportunity. It's what I do, and since I was singled out for it in your post, I must be good at it. So I'll just keep playing to my strength. I'm sure you will, too. Smackie, you and Cuda make me laugh. I didn't mean it in ...

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Were we supposed to read all that? Oh, and Rack not in OC anymore Mike. Always worth the read. Dude, you post in every thread. You mean to tell me you don't have the time to read them? Are you just dropping in with a spray full of mouth-cum in every thread? How do you have an opinion on everything ...

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OCmike wrote:While he was at it, the least he could have done was point out that while funny, AP also blew the spelling of "nutsack remora".

I assumed it was a Jewish thing which I was not familiar.

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Were we supposed to read all that? Regardless of topic, that's exactly what's wrong with all of these boards anymore. Someone actually puts forth a bit of effort to articulate their thoughts in more than four sentences, and all the "drive-by-smackers" want to chime in with "Cliff's N...

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Oh baby doll, you one trick-mule you... kisses back your way homegirl. No thilly , I won't retract my take. But hey, maybe a few shit trolls will nutsaack remorah their way in with you. Don't forget to rack yourself and drag the queens along in your next response. AP, you know you and I are OK, but...

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Compass-eye, I noticed that you posted this during your "over-drinking alone" time. Would you like to retract your ”take,” or should I just chalk it up as another alcohol-induced, random accident? Kisses.

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I've never hooked up with a girl who has ever even SMELLED a gym. So, I have no place to comment on this subject.

Sincerely,

Me and Dins

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Damn, you're so old school. Sexy.

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I'm not really up on the latest news in space travel, but from what I hear there is a good chance that this will be offered to the general public within the next few years. Obviously, the first handful of cats will probably pay a few million to do it ('sup Zy), but like anything else I assume it wil...

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Way to out yourself, Mr. "Man-on-Man Buttfucking is Cool by Me" guy. Was that designed to illicit the "Real American Heroes" Bud Light song ? Cause it did. Bwah. Chuckled, Tom. Actually, GI Joe is a "Real American Hero." I believe you may have been thinking "Real ...

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Shooting someone, stabbing someone is repulsive. What people do in the privacy of their own homes is their business. By the way, I am not homophobic, and I could care less what people do in the privacy of their own home. HOWEVER, that does not preclude me from still being allowed the opinion that I...

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I wonder if Timmy H. ever ass fucked a woman, or if he thinks that's ok? Dude, do you realize the comparison you just tried to make? Yep.. Do you? So if, in your opinion, a guy is OK with placing his penis inside the anus of a woman, then he is discriminating by NOT being OK with placing his penis ...

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Mister Bushice wrote:I wonder if Timmy H. ever ass fucked a woman, or if he thinks that's ok?

Dude, do you realize the comparison you just tried to make? Fucking ponderous, man.

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It's, OK. N...iggers can say these things. This latest "outrage" will burn itself out very quickly assuming it ever catches on. EXACTLY. Tim Hardaway will redisappear into obscurity again within a few days, and forever be known as an above-average NBA player. However, when discussing John...

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Reverse Beer Bong

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timmay wrote:btw where's 'tosser, btw

Here. Thanks for asking.

I could bore everyone with my detailed take on his performance, but I'll refrain. Long-story-short, and I'm sure Vic will agree, ..................... NAILS.

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