Search found 14 matches

by Jacque Custodian
Wed Jan 10, 2024 3:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Death Pool 2024
Replies: 41
Views: 149800

Re: Death Pool 2024

good morning connards

Sandy Koufax
Baseball pitcher
Dementia
September

Doc Severinsen
Band leader
Liver failure
October

Mike Ditka
football genius and pimper of ED drugs
stoke
December

Matt Drudge
News person
Stroke
May

Mitch McConnell
Senile senator
stroke
April
by Jacque Custodian
Mon Dec 22, 2014 10:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Ho Ho Ho Tell Santa what you greedy bastards want
Replies: 12
Views: 1475

Re: Ho Ho Ho Tell Santa what you greedy bastards want

Tell St. Nick what you want for Christmas
An underwater breathing system that works.

Oh never mind, too late.
by Jacque Custodian
Thu Sep 25, 2014 4:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Do you have a motto?
Replies: 57
Views: 2807

Re: Do you have a motto?

I jizz mop, therefore I am.

sig

Screwy


Oui?
by Jacque Custodian
Fri Mar 21, 2014 3:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Granny and Heather Locklear want you to
Replies: 10
Views: 1323

Re: Granny and Heather Locklear want you to

Oui, éponger que jiz.
by Jacque Custodian
Thu Jan 16, 2014 3:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I accept the risk...IPhone help please...
Replies: 53
Views: 2087

Re: I accept the risk...IPhone help please...

Screw_Michigan wrote:. . .jizz mop . . .
oui
by Jacque Custodian
Wed Nov 28, 2012 8:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: An early X-Mas Present
Replies: 71
Views: 5753

Re: An early X-Mas Present

Very messy.

Oui.
by Jacque Custodian
Fri Mar 18, 2011 9:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: MMA Meets Greco Roman...
Replies: 2
Views: 646

Re: MMA Meets Greco Roman...

What a pile of shit you are! That link locks up my browser with sensless drivel, you ass mangeur.

Allez-y gay sexe oral.
by Jacque Custodian
Sat Oct 03, 2009 2:50 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Radio
Replies: 177
Views: 8986

Re: Radio

Nice.
by Jacque Custodian
Sun Jun 21, 2009 12:27 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: RadioFag: Time to meet your maker, you fucking cunt
Replies: 264
Views: 31219

Re: RadioFag: Time to meet your maker, you fucking cunt

Needless to say, this place needs a serious shit troll scrubbing.
by Jacque Custodian
Tue Aug 01, 2006 2:22 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (G!G!G!G!) THE NASTIEST VAG I HAVE EVR SEEN (G!G!G!G!G!)
Replies: 5
Views: 991

What is that, a vaginal hemmoroid? I sweep them up sometimes.

Despite the odd appearance, they Can be tasty! Some parts may be palatable.

Oui?
by Jacque Custodian
Thu Jul 27, 2006 2:06 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: And now... The Tampon Shooter
Replies: 3
Views: 765

Viagra Cuff links?


Oui !
by Jacque Custodian
Mon Jul 17, 2006 5:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: This might fuck up your Sunday barbeque plans.....
Replies: 7
Views: 956

Dinsdale wrote:RACK the mechanical problem that hit paydirt.





Ah,

So there were Qanadians in the audience, oui?
by Jacque Custodian
Tue Jul 11, 2006 9:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What, no love for June Allyson?
Replies: 3
Views: 722

Oui I fukked her once back in 1973. She was kind of dead then, didn't move around too much.
by Jacque Custodian
Fri Oct 14, 2005 6:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Please replace the toilet paper
Replies: 16
Views: 1215

Don't even think about it. Frenchies got the market tight and you might get hurt.




Oui?