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by TVO
Fri May 11, 2012 8:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: later, bitches
Replies: 74
Views: 2916

Re: later, bitches

I'm sure work will find me in some arid shithole soon enough.
So that means you drain the shit out of the digester before you scrape the tank. Do you need a GED to get that kind of work?
by TVO
Wed Apr 18, 2012 8:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Another American icon gone...
Replies: 5
Views: 553

Re: Another American icon gone...

Nice glass dick. See the Death pool thread.

Why did your parents hate teaching reading comprehension?
by TVO
Fri Sep 30, 2011 2:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (!)THE T1B "Cutest Pic" CONTEST(!)
Replies: 151
Views: 7336

Re: (!)THE T1B "Cutest Pic" CONTEST(!)

Papa Willie wrote:
Van wrote:'Spray, how did you ever resist the temptation to change Mini's name, in honor of our attorney friend from San Luis Obispo?
????? You mean TVO? :lol:
Van should keep his mouth shut, lest I release the information showing him a confirmed homosexual.

Why do you hate California?
by TVO
Thu Apr 28, 2011 5:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Barren down the hatches, Sam
Replies: 43
Views: 3793

Re: Barren down the hatches, Sam

Python wrote:
Sudden Sam wrote: Very hobbit-like little safety shelters.
Are Perk jokes still allowed?

Fuck you
by TVO
Fri Apr 01, 2011 8:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Top five lists
Replies: 6
Views: 560

Re: Top five lists

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Top five unintentional KYOA posters

?

Does anyone here intentionally kick their own ass?

Says the 'roid ranger with a penis fantasy.

Why do you hate straight people?
by TVO
Tue Jan 04, 2011 10:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: More Shocking Video
Replies: 3
Views: 418

Re: More Shocking Video

Cuda why are you obsessed with misbehaving negros?
by TVO
Fri Sep 17, 2010 1:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Apologize in advance Dins but.....
Replies: 14
Views: 1086

Re: Apologize in advance Dins but.....

Were you one of those doucebags that called Benica "Ben-isha"? Are you talking about a city called Benicia, CA off the I-780, SE of Vallejo? Sin- M2ool and TVblOw What are you raving about you vapid fucknut? The syphilis must be hitting the gray matter up in what's left of your dome. Quic...
by TVO
Thu Jun 17, 2010 9:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Great news out of South Africa
Replies: 4
Views: 579

Re: Great news out of South Africa

He's just lucky he got a head beating, not a Michelin X necklace.
by TVO
Thu Jun 17, 2010 9:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Cmon, General, How Do you REALLY Feel??
Replies: 17
Views: 1099

Re: Cmon, General, How Do you REALLY Feel??

Derron wrote:. . . it is a pretty good feeling to know you have more guns, bombs and shit like that than any other country in the world.
It probably also feels really good to you to have all that penis shoved up your ass as you like it.
by TVO
Thu Jun 17, 2010 1:30 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Cmon, General, How Do you REALLY Feel??
Replies: 17
Views: 1099

Re: Cmon, General, How Do you REALLY Feel??

Military Industrial Congressional Complex
The is no such thing you dunce. Who told you that, your 5th grade history teacher?

Why do you hate a free economy?
by TVO
Thu Jun 17, 2010 1:27 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Above the Rim?
Replies: 16
Views: 1246

Re: Above the Rim?

above the rim
The best part of the meat, if you ask any honest homo.

Know any???
by TVO
Thu Apr 22, 2010 3:26 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: what's the proper punishment for this guy?
Replies: 24
Views: 1937

Re: what's the proper punishment for this guy?

Littering? Justice court.



Who are the small people, now?
by TVO
Thu Apr 22, 2010 1:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: what's the proper punishment for this guy?
Replies: 24
Views: 1937

Re: what's the proper punishment for this guy?

They better damn well treat him nice, and get him a good public defender. Partial witness. My ass.


Why do you hate the justice system?
by TVO
Thu Apr 15, 2010 3:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A little something that irked me on my past vacation
Replies: 18
Views: 1252

Re: A little something that irked me on my past vacation

You do realise that there is a distinct possibility that you may be summoned to court for this in the future to testify dont you?.....in ARIZONA......you paying airfare both ways from Conecticut?.....if you dont show up you will have a warrant out for your arrest in Az. if you ever cross the border...
by TVO
Thu Mar 04, 2010 3:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Not so happy Birthday
Replies: 46
Views: 4714

Re: Not so happy Birthday

mvscal wrote:
Martyred wrote:You, on the other hand, are a frustrated Town And Country cashier
I thought Chyna owned a dildo factory? Why do you hate capitalism?
You vapid dolt.

Why do you hate self love?
by TVO
Thu Dec 24, 2009 5:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Reindeer, gather 'round, for tonight we rejoice
Replies: 65
Views: 3223

Re: Reindeer, gather 'round, for tonight we rejoice

This has to be the epitome of circle jerks. I don't know which of you is most depraved or retarded. But I'll let my guard down just this once and say rack the trools and reindeer (feels like mvs turds in my mouth) and merry christmas.

You too ap.
by TVO
Wed Dec 23, 2009 8:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Santa's naughty list
Replies: 107
Views: 5060

Re: Santa's naughty list

Blitzen wrote:
TVO wrote:Ponderous. Mercy fucking animals.

We know what you are Miss Katy.

Hop on, shorty, need a lift?. If I can shuttle the elves to the Toy Shop every morning, I can certainly orbit the Earth with you
a dozen or so times.
If I want any oil out of You, I'll squeeze your duct.

Pal.
by TVO
Wed Dec 23, 2009 8:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mt. Hood's offense is in the red zone.
Replies: 21
Views: 1863

Re: Mt. Hood's offense is in the red zone.

honestly it should be closed to climbing in the winter. It is bad enough in the spring and summer. And locators should be mandatory. Too much money is being spent looking for these shitbricks that think they are "Too Good" to carry them. I was up on the glacier Skiing at Timberline a few ...
by TVO
Wed Dec 23, 2009 8:23 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Santa's naughty list
Replies: 107
Views: 5060

Re: Santa's naughty list

Ponderous. Mercy fucking animals.

We know what you are Miss Katy.
by TVO
Tue Dec 22, 2009 3:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Travis Henry Files An Appeal
Replies: 2
Views: 439

Re: Travis Henry Files An Appeal

Why do you hate our justice system?
by TVO
Tue Dec 22, 2009 3:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Twelve Days of Christmas
Replies: 16
Views: 1029

Re: The Twelve Days of Christmas

I'm too busy defending homeless drug addicts and whores to make it rhyme but Seven bloody rubbers falling out of Atomic Punk's ass... Six black vibrating dildos in Katy's drawers Five dead reindeer. Four snow tires afire around mvscal's neck Three humming young boys dangling from Diego's whang Two b...
by TVO
Tue Dec 22, 2009 3:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Santa's naughty list
Replies: 107
Views: 5060

Re: Santa's naughty list

This is honestly the BEST reindeer year yet. This is funnay this time! Brutal AND funnay!!! edit: Oh DonderIAA, Vixen apparently married a "man" and has a family now. Good for her, sucks for you. Yeah, being a nurse is "no career" as you say you fucking twat. Update your spreads...
by TVO
Fri Sep 04, 2009 1:03 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Not Into Model Planes But...
Replies: 14
Views: 1242

Re: Not Into Model Planes But...

Do they offer rides?

Sincerely,
Perk

Yes, and they are only slightly cramped.
by TVO
Tue Sep 01, 2009 1:19 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: ALL SHIT TROLLS REPORT HERE
Replies: 13
Views: 1623

Re: ALL SHIT TROLLS REPORT HERE

In.







Why do you hate shit trolls?
by TVO
Fri May 01, 2009 3:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: This Shit is Gonna Kill Me
Replies: 50
Views: 3109

Re: This Shit is Gonna Kill Me

even a good chopstick to punch holes in your roast and insert
...S w o o n ...
by TVO
Sat Apr 25, 2009 2:25 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Fu, Dinds, JSC heads up
Replies: 17
Views: 2092

Re: Fu, Dinds, JSC heads up

Lieclone talks such a big game, he probably has a miniture dick and is all pussified.

Why do you hate being yourself?
by TVO
Sat Apr 11, 2009 1:47 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Time for a Second American Revolution
Replies: 71
Views: 3759

Re: Time for a Second American Revolution

What major changes do want to see...

I want you guys to stop harassing me because I'm gay and a lawyer.


Why do you hate America?
by TVO
Tue Mar 03, 2009 10:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 'Spray, now this guy is just a serious asshole.
Replies: 26
Views: 731

Re: 'Spray, now this guy is just a serious asshole.

Nice try. Well really not so nice.



Go back to glomming carp and having sex with your cousins. This board is Way over your head.
by TVO
Tue Mar 03, 2009 10:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 'Spray, now this guy is just a serious asshole.
Replies: 26
Views: 731

Re: 'Spray, now this guy is just a serious asshole.

Talk about serious ass holes.



Why do you hate humbleness?
by TVO
Tue Mar 03, 2009 10:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I can do what I want. I live in America
Replies: 6
Views: 394

Re: I can do what I want. I live in America

mvscal wrote:Good for her. Poor little Tiny Lawyer must have been sucking his thumb in the corner while muttering imprecations against "racist fuckholes."
Go eat some ass there skippy.


Chunky style.
by TVO
Wed Feb 25, 2009 5:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rape victim's mother lives the dream
Replies: 4
Views: 464

Re: Rape victim's mother lives the dream

I'd take that case.


moron.

Why do you hate reality?
by TVO
Tue Feb 03, 2009 9:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hey, Fish Get Glaucoma Too, Mon............oh yeah
Replies: 85
Views: 4295

Re: Hey, Fish Get Glaucoma Too, Mon............oh yeah

Then again, wooo, a TVO/Nick Frisco ticket would be awesome too.
Get it right.
by TVO
Wed Jan 21, 2009 11:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Left coast roadie this summer?
Replies: 214
Views: 7022

Re: Left coast roadie this summer?

Why don't you two symbiotic ass eaters go ahead and get a room.

Jesus it's just embarrasing watch this shit.
by TVO
Thu Dec 11, 2008 2:47 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A.P. the Freak-show
Replies: 55
Views: 1741

Re: A.P. the Freak-show

No rush whatsoever. I'll take my sweet time punting you or anyone else who wants to step... to the curb. <--- cracks knuckles Don't break your pretty fingernails there on the keyboard. Fag. I expect you to be a panty waisted goat ropping little girl... With an internet terminal. Like I said. Fag.
by TVO
Mon Dec 08, 2008 5:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Saturday Night 9:07
Replies: 3
Views: 375

Re: Saturday Night 9:07

Looks more like a gay bath house with dirty floors to me.
by TVO
Thu Dec 04, 2008 8:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: HARK!
Replies: 19
Views: 1316

Re: HARK!

Fags.
by TVO
Mon Dec 01, 2008 3:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Maybe those fuggin' limeys are onto something.
Replies: 6
Views: 461

Re: Maybe those fuggin' limeys are onto something.

...thanks to our system of caves.
There you go again. Why can you not post anything without a reference to anal sex? Jesus, finally a decent thread and you drop the corn hole angle.


Why do you hate being straight?
by TVO
Mon Oct 06, 2008 5:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: "It's a sad day for Bukkake"
Replies: 13
Views: 2138

Re: "It's a sad day for Bukkake"

Yeah. You have to stand around with other men glopping away, and then be stared at on a laptop belonging to a latent homosexual.
Said latent homosexual then posts whole story on internet message borad...
by TVO
Wed Oct 01, 2008 2:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: This country will soon implode
Replies: 15
Views: 870

Re: This country will soon implode

... is coming out still a big deal?
You dolt. I did it six months ago and now nobody even notices.

There are also more gay characters on prime-time television shows than ever before.
Why do you hate the free enterprise system?
by TVO
Mon Sep 29, 2008 2:34 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: More desperation
Replies: 10
Views: 805

Re: More desperation

Martyred wrote:
KC Scott wrote: Ron Paul
Kikey no likey.
Nice job revealing your ignorance and kicking your own ass. Again.


Why are you such an ignorant dolt?